https://archive.is/ZNTlX
>>519349321BOGNAAAALD
>>519349321russia testing their zero days just before the attack
>>519349321It's my birthday today, anons. Sorry. This was my gift from Kim jong un.
>>519349505Check the locations of every outage report btw ;^)
>>519349321Blink app is down as well.
10 DAYS OF DARKNESS
>>519349321>THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING>THE BIRTHRATES ARE PLUMMETING>THE NUKES ARE DROPPING>THE SHITCOINS ARE PUMPING>THE TARIFFS ARE HITTING HARD>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING>THE AI IS TAKING OVER>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING>THE RATES ARE CUTTING>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING>THE FAMINES ARE COMING>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING>THE WEST HAS FALLENIt's over but I still have to go to work this morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?
>>519349321>many apps people use everydayi dont even know what half of those apps even are
>>519349592>Check the locations of every outage report btw ;^)checked
>>519349321Can they hurry up and shut this godforsaken site down too? I've got some things I need to do this week
https://youtu.be/vk6014HuxcE?si=5WqmlJjJHv7x97pC>NEW YOOORK>CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF
>>519349321I don't use any of these
Substack's down for me, amazon seems to work just fine though, both .com and .fr, maybe it's just their app and I sure as fuck isn't installing that.I blame the Jews for the outage.
>catalog>sort by creation dateYeah, I think something might happen
>>519349321Jeets are pissed that nobody wants them anymore
>>519349321I just reinstalled SWTOR after several years for fun and they're down like a day later too>>519349800kek I really didn't see the one on the right either
I’m getting weird errors in my draftkings app
>>519349321i PAY EVERY DAY FOR ANOTHER HARRINGTON EVENT, ONE SO POWERFULL THAT IT BURNS OUT THE INTERNUT FOR 10 YEARS.THIS FAILED EXPERIMENT HAS BEEN THE DOWNFALL OF HUMANITY AND OUR ONCE CLEAN SOCIETY.
>>519350250It may not be intentional. If you recall, the jeets clogged up the internet a few years ago sending good morning messages.
>>519350415youre black right?
ERRORS ON REDDITFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>519349321when you let the communists at cloudflare control most of the internet what do you expect really
>>519349321this is the second outage in the past 4-5 days. I wonder if it is a cyberattack from another country
UK Banks now taken down! Customers can't access their accounts
>>519350883I hope so!!Even better, a YUUUUGE solar flare to burn out all the infrastructure for the next 15 years, i'd be happy.
Epic Games launcher down. Can't play GTA V.
>>519349321Jeets probably downloaded viruses with their BBC videos on some mainframe
Think some sort of amazon cloud service is down, my gf is slaving away at her pc lmao
crowdstrike redux
>>519350989All of Ubisoft systems are down too. Oh well.
>>519349321Amazon cloud shat itself. Probably pajeet vibe coding or something like that.
>>519349321Good thing I don't use any of those.
>>519350980>>519350881>>519350840>>519350797
>>519349321I haven't noticed anything is out!?
>>519349912>both home internet and mobile data are down in New York city/NEUS>T-Mobile https://downdetector.com/status/t-mobile/>Verizon https://downdetector.com/status/verizon/map/>spectrumhttps://downdetector.com/status/spectrum/>COXhttps://downdetector.com/status/cox-communications/map/So, uhh. What about that
>>519349385Here's hoping. Where's that great reset when you need it.
>Some faggot cloud service is down>Multiple software packages my company uses lose licenses and become non-functional>All these cancerous service faggot kike profit vulture companies with jeet companies are the most affectedCloud based faggot shit is annoying and the only reason this retarded shit because a thing was because of anti-trust not being enforced to break up these big faggot cloud companies.
>>519349321Is that why my work systems just shit the bed? Not complaining since I can't work until it's back up
>>519349321Does this mean people will actually work besides procrastinating on their phones?
>>519352163>hates you bating id
>>519349321(((They’re))) deleting stuff.
For me, it was a Monday.
>>519349321Remember how the jews told us we should take our most critical IT/tech infrastructure and hand it over to the hordes of 45 IQ inbred Indian Hindu rape rat pedophiles? Well the consequences are just starting. Every single time this happens, it ends up because some Indian Hindu rape rat pedophile with a 45 IQ who only got hired because his 60 IQ Hindu rape rat manager let him in through nepotism. Just kill every single Indian Hindu pedophile, google "Hindu temples near me" and take civilization back from these cockroach inbreeders.
someone making billions right now
Big market move planned for today. The haves will make the trade. The have nots will just eat the outage with no recourse. Robinhood and other trading platforms are acting up biglt.
>>519350883a Finnish anon said it was 300tbps during the thursday 1h attack (largest ever reported was 30tbps but even this was debatable)>>519352647but what is the end goal here? evaporating boomer 401k pensions? for what?will the euros I hide underneath my german pillow become good for something again?
>>519349321Some cloud provider? Probably aws right? This happens very rarely. AND.... those apps are the ones who are at fault since all cloud providers have multi regional datacenters.
>>519349321I hope AWS loses a lot of trust over this, it was mortifying to learn how much of the internet they control.
>>519352735no it's across the board again, googlecloud, azure affected too, even mobile networks
>>519352455Saar please don’t, it's Diwali soon and my super hot cousin is visiting from India so just wait a few weeks before you attack okay? Be considerate, this is my one chance to snag a good waifu. Think of your fellow incels.
>>519349800lul had to look 2 times and wouldn't even notice the last one without the annotation
they are preparing for the digital id probavly implementing new surveilance methods as we speak
>>519352811this is a lie. Azure server status OK, Azure status ok...AWS status: impacted but recovering. The problem is with US-EAST-1. It will probably be back soon. This has happens like every 5-10 years with aws. You're lucky its not lasting the whole day. And again... you lose because aws has the more regions than any cloud provide. If you can't architect a solution for this when you have all these regions to choose from you are charging your employer too much.
>>519349592>The core failure appears to stem from Amazon Web Service’s US-East-1 data-centre region, located in Northern Virginia, USA. >Services in the United Kingdom were also disrupted (e.g., government portals, banks) due to the AWS outage. >Globally, many online platforms experienced disruption (e.g., Snapchat, Venmo, Coinbase) as the AWS issue propagated worldwide.
>>519354501Coinbase is not redundant on aws? What fucking joke. Crypto exchanges are the worst software the industry has ever seen.
>>519353673>Saar this is normal, do not redeem
>>519354501So some jeet at Amazon fucked up a software update again?
>>519355526No its not the software. AWS doesn't crash because of software. Its probably one of their main internet routers or something. This happens like once every 5-10 years. Anyone trying to say that you could do better with your own servers and network is a child who doesn't know. Thats really good uptime they have. And they also offer like 5 other regional datacenters that weren't impacted by todays outage. So anyone who went down today... its their fault. And their employers should be pissed at them. About 90% of them also claimed that they were redundant but didn't actually set it up or test it.
When they bring in digital id and we all can't get at for a day because of an outage. Yeah, nah. Digital id is a dream of retards
>>519355819I once took a course for AWS cloud practioner and they drilled into my head how ready they were for this kind of thing and how important redundancy was, what a joke to see this.
>>519356518its a long history of this throughout the industry. Ive seen it multiple times where they had the servers US-WEST and were paying them and had told management they were ready. But they never tested it lol... and the reality was the other side wasn't ready to scale or handle it or the data missing whatever...
Nothingburger they will of course try to pin on Russia. Because of course they will.
They're called PROGRAMS. Everyone saying "APP" is a SUBHUMAN NIGGER.
>>519353280Also this.
>>519350980I told you .China wants world peace and they'll put the US in the dark if they have to get it.You're not getting are you?
>>519357899Sure. But nah. I lean closer to this >>519352547take right now.
>>519357656>They're called PROGRAMS. Everyone saying "APP" is a SUBHUMAN NIGGER.110% agree. I cringe every time I hear "app" from a kid or boomer. Retards, one and all who use that term.
>>519357656>>519359228>t. sub-human monkeysThey're called APPLICATIONS and have been that way for the past 60 years.
Absolutely based Time to get a job zoomers!
>>519359959Sooo... do you application a computer or do you PROGRAM a computer, eh there kiddo?My first 'puter was in 81 and I was hacking and pirateing before billy "pie in the face" gates even thought of microshaft .It's programming dickweed.Not applicating. If you want applicating, go to sewing class. https://blog.treasurie.com/how-to-do-applique/
>>519361355>All applications are programs, but not all programs are applicationsApplications are generally designed for users...hence why "app" caught on for phone applications etc.
>>519359959everyone called them programs until the smartphone era started calling them apps. i dont care either way just saying, i remember
>>519361577>..hence why "app" caugYou PROGRAM a computer to do a JOB. A phone is just a computer that can also be programmed to do various jobs but (YOU) timmy, do not have the technical capabilities to hack your phone to PROGRAM it to do other things.It's PROGRAM, NOT app. App is a new age bullshit slang term you millinenials and zoomies call program. Kinda like how you twerps were programmed to do the new math called common core. Common core is like hyergliphics that it takes you kids 3-4 minutes to do a simple math problem I can do in my head in seconds. I've seen "professionals" do this math faux pas right in front of me.You don't learn computer applique, you learn computer PROGRAMMING at college.Get with it timmeh.
>>519361971>Application software is software that is intended for end-user use – not operating, administering or programming a computer.applique is an entirely different word than application retard. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Application_software
>>519362482I used that sewing term to trigger you. It worked.I do not care what your kikeipedia says. Just because it is on there does NOT mean it is correct.Your brain is wired wrong because of the way (YOU) your wetware computer has been misprogrammed by the new jew. It's program not application. Here, i'll put it in terms that even you can understand. Real hackers, programmers and users call them programs. We like actual knowledge.Kiddos that ticktoc shitter and facefuck and use the interdweebs for everything it was NOT meant to be for like pron, call them applications.Those who know VS normie retards. Program VS application.There, I broke it down for you. Conversing with kids who abuse the internet is so taxing anymore. Ciao
>>519362976>A new world for application developershttps://flatpak.org/https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/List_of_applicationshttps://itsfoss.com/essential-linux-applications/https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/blogs/linux-applications/
>>519349321>Huge internet outage breaks many of the world’s biggest apps>don't have any of biggest app>look at my nokia 1100>werks finei think it's a skill issue
>>519349367First indian president
Oh fuck looks like VRChat is down too. How am I supposed to get furry femboy cuddles now?
>>519365008The new batch of young retrads will own nothing and love it.. They also LOVE to be tracked everywhere they go.They will absolutely be at home in the gilded cage that is being constructed for them. I laugh because I will still be free, or at least orders of magnitude more free than those who love their "APPS"
>>519365347You talk like you have a botched circumcision and would sacrifice your children for Israel (If you haven't already).
>>519349505A lap dance from his sweet ass daughter would have been better.
>>519365524Bend over for your local Saaaar lately? You sound constipated. I denounce the tulMUDand all baby dick suckers
>>519367071I hope your children stuff you in a home run by niggers and never visit you.
