Snapchat, Roblox and several banks among major apps down in Amazon internet services outagehttps://www.bbc.com/news/live/c5y8k7k6v1rt
oh no, not snapchat and roblox
mintchip bros...
>>519352799>most of the internet is out>YET 4CHAN IS ONCE AGAIN IMMUNEWE ARE TOO STRONG BOYS
>>519352799"Software as a service" and "cloud services" were both retarded mistakes, and everyone at major corporations who made the decision to outsource basic web and internet functionality to single-point-of-failure external corporations like Amazon should be tried for incompetence and thrown in a dungeon for a while.
>>519352899There was an outage about a year ago that took 4chan down, the crowdstrike one iirc. Not to mention the soijak shit...
>>519352799I have zoomer girl neighbors that just moved in, it's gonna be a comfy apocalypse for me frens. Glad I bought them deenz.
>>519352987Its just renting someone else's server. Throw some linux on it with apache and bam, your in the running. Just open the ports up and watch all the scanners from around the world trying to get in. :)
>>519352799>>519352799I don't even care, who uses that shit anyway?
>>519352799It started!
>>519352799>Jeet holiday Diwali today>Half the internet goes down at the same timeInteresting
MASSIVE RUSSIAN CYBERATTACK
>>519352799THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE HUMAN RACE
>>519352799about 13 hours ago my internet went out, my computer crashed and the tv my dad was watching went off
>>519352799nigga fuck you and your gay apps
>>519352799nothing ever happens
reddit is also having issues apparently
happening canceled:https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
>>519353761das a powercut nigga
>>519352799You vill own nothing...
>>519352799I think all of our technology should be fried by an EMP and we should go back to the wild west
>>519352799AWS is back up.I would know, I just got off a 2 hour global IT call with my organization who is fully invested in AWS...
>>519354162This nigga working at 3am
>>519352799>Microsoft 365This better stay down because I don't wanna have to work
>>519352799redgifs also down...
>>519354183I really hate being on-call.At 36 years old I've definitely made the wrong career choice.
>>519354288This nigga tryna jack off
>>519354288Bro are fapello and erome up at least?!
>>519354310You are on-call every day? Dont you get paid for being on-call?
>>519352799Who gives a shit?
>>519354437Oh no, I'm on-call one week a month. Here in America we're exempt from OT pay because of being salaried. It's exploitative as hell, but literally every corporate tech job uses that loophole to avoid paying OT.
>>519352799Windows 11 is killing the internet.