my grandparents heat their home with a wood fireplace in winter because it's much cheaper than gas and they don't have a big pension. Now the city sealed it off and said they have to pay 10.000 Euros to install filters because the fireplace is hurting the environment. Which doesn't even make any sense because wood is renewable and gas/coal isn't.If they ignore the prohibition and the govt detects a smoke signal from their house, they will also be fined 10.000-20.000 Euros.What is the appropriate response to this?
>>519353506seething
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?Just ignore the oppressive laws.
I don't believe you.
>>519353506>Government is demanding that old folks die>What is the appropriate response to this?That is terrorism. Terrorism is a proportional response for terrorism (whether it is an appropriate one depends on how seriously you take Christianity).
>>519353571Germans don't operate in that wavelength, they just obey.
>>519353506How do bakeries work if fires are illegal? No one's microwaving Broetchen.
>>519353506>10k€Cap
>>519353506I wish my country did this. fuck faggots who ruin the winter air with their caveman fireplace bullshit
>>519353506Use jews as fuel instead, like when they were children. Can't be more environmentally friendly than that.
>>519353506I really like that masonry stove
>>519353605Things like this really do happen burgerbro. Euroids come out with laws and regulations crazy fast, makes me thankful to live in a country that only cares about GDP instead of a country that only cares about punishing it's own citizens for existing. German neighbors will call the cops on each other for something like mowing their lawn on a Sunday or washing their car in their driveway.
>>519353506>unseal it>keep burning wood>throw in the kikes who come to complain as well
>>519353506looks like they pissed of the bezirksschornsteinfeger for the annual gasinspektion. no wonder they are now after them.
>>519353506Just don’t respond and continue to use it. Your grandparents are retarded for allowing some city kike into their home for whatever reason in the first place.
>>519353764German Kachelöfen are peak comfy. Nothing better than coming home from a Winterspaziergang with your grandparents and sitting down at the warm oven with your grandpa while grandma cooks Rouladen with Klößen and Rotkraut.
>>519353605I believe him twice as much now.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?Find the city officials responsible for the decision, burn their houses down and enjoy the warmth of that fire.
>>519353506Move to a non-Nazi country>RWGHT
>>519353506Germany sucks for a bunch of reasons.I not only have a fire place, my wood pellet boiler can also burn logs. Finally, my hot tub outside is heated by burning wood. I also have a fire pit and burn wet pine needles just because fuck you. Some people in my neighborhood still burn stinky coal in winter.
>>519353506obey goyim
>>519353571>Just ignore the oppressive laws.His neighbors will rat him out. Germans love to enforce the rules.
>>519353678Electric ovens. Is this nigga serious?
>>519353506>anon posts his wooden stove to brag about not needing to burn wax like a Mesopotamian to stay warm.>the feds see his post and enter his home to prevent him from patriotically staying warm without russian oil.Europe is something else.
>>519353605It's true.It's an old-timey fireplace like the one in the OP pic. The municipal govt implemented an ordinance that limits the amount of soot (Feinstaub) that a fireplace may produce. Only expensive modern ovens can pass this test because theay already have integrated filters. But the real problem is the Schornsteinfeger. He arrives once every year to every German household to inspect the heating systems and chimneys. So if you keep using the fireplace, he will notice this during the inspection and then report it to the authorities.You can not refuse entry to your home to the Schornsteinfeger. If you do, you'll be fined and eventually he will bring the polic to force entry into your property. I swear to Christ I am not making this up.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?Pay 10.000 Euros.
>>519353506Ze law is ze law and you VILL not disobey ze laws.
You can't legally drive into Stuttgart at all with any diesel engine car and the green party that rules Stuttgart ripped up the highways for "projects" then canceled the funding so now all the autobahns around Stuttgart have 1 less lane.
>>519354044You conveniently leave out that installing a filter only costs up to 3k at the most. Just give your grandparents the money you cheap fuck
>>519353506hide the wood fireplace in the basement
>>519353506Can you burn coal out of it?
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?move
>>519354184Fuck you and your air filter installation business ya waldjuden.
>>519354044And now you understand why government rule #1 is to take everyone's guns and why (most) Americans fight tooth and nail to keep them and make such a big deal out of it
>>519353925Nein das est now verboten from ze greenhaus gasses you vill produce.
>>519354034Electric heating costs one million € because all the nuclear plants have been shut down.All the local bakeries that used electric ovens went out of business.The only loophole is if you have Denkmalschutz (historic cultural value) on your property, then you can fully use wood ovens without restrictions. So now the only bakeries remaining are fancy type 300 year old bakeries that also make pricey pralines and cakes and such, and big chain bakeries that can afford to have one central warehouse production area that pre-produces the baking goods and then distributes them to the local places.
>>519354044>the SchornsteinfegerGerman language will never stop making me laugh.That being said, are sweepers REALLY the equivalent of british TV licensing officers?Here in France you're required to hire a sweeper every year, but most people don't and no one cares.
If they're allowed to burn coal then just do that, coal is cheap
>>519353506what the fuck this exact image was posted in a completely different context earlier today. This thread is fake and gay.
>>519354184>just give 3000€ to continue living normaly bro
>>519354244Seethe all you want, but ze boomers will pay ze fee.
>>519353506>what is the appropriate response to this?unseal the chimney, heat the house with wood, when they come to seal it back up shoot them. simple.
>>519353506>>519354184This seems perfectly reasonable. I don't think people here are aware of how bad pollution can get with burning wood. Cities used to get filled with smog every winter before this was regulated.
>>519353506install an oil burner
>>519354184We asked for a Kostenvorsanschlag and the local company that can do it said it would cost 5300€.
>>519354044German culture be like>”the 5th day of every 2nd month that includes an ‘e’ in it is called the Horstweischallmelchtnacht. During this day, everyone dresses in Hugo Boss and gathers at the local Reichschlactfallenmeishterjall and we play kleinhoffstadtfederlingein music while dancing the pfaftenhausenfallgemein for exactly 13 minutes and 23 seconds. Then we take our designated places on the krankenlauft benches and eat breisholften sausage meat with wooden napkins. At midnight we paint our faces black and chase the Jews round the town square.”
>>519353506>grrrrrrr>ur woody fireplace is making the whole planet hotter!!>me smart government that never wrong>look at muh glaciers receding!Fucking retard climate alarmists. We’re still coming out of an ice age. They’re a bunch of worthless dipshits.
>>519353506Not my problem. T. Khachelöfen enthusiast
>>519353506Start burning jews again?
>>519353506Just make a filter yourself and use the fireplace, why are germans so fucking stupid.
>>519353506You maast save de environment from ze Indians and the Chinese
>>519354520Hmm what will sea levels look like without polar ice caps.
Taking wood fire away from people is the biggest symbolic slap in the face possible.The politicians who push for this should be jailed.It is the most simple of their anti-human policies.They like ugly buildings.They like castrated boys.They like bringing in foreign men to rape girls.They like taking away fire from humanity - that original technological step that set us apart from the beast.At this point, all non-AfD German politicians should be jailed.
>>519354349Yes.They send you a little business card in the mail, notifying you of their imminent arrival. You can reschedule the inspection if you're really busy or sick, but they will keep coming so there's really no point to delay. They probably have access to the city's registry.
>>519353506>and the govt detects a smoke signal from their househow do you think that the government is going to do that. just tell 'em to light the fucking fire. no-one will do shit.
>>519354347I was in Germany and month ago so I know you're lying ya Russian retard.
>>519354635Haha, you clearly don't understand Germany. Smoke rising from a house and half the town will trace it back and report to the police within 2 hours.
the chimney sweeps inspect stoves once a year at least and also do intelligence stuff like collecting intel on your apartment. chimney sweeps don't need a warrant
>>519354518>At midnight we paint our faces black and chase the Jews round the town square.We don't do that anymore. And the krankenluft benches always have homeless Romanians sleeping on them these days, so we just eat the breisholften at home and listen to kleinhoffstadtfederlingein music on Spotify.
>>519354184>just force pensioners to pay $3000 euros to regularly replace a filter due to your macro-energy policies
>>519354737>Smoke rising from a houselight the fire at night. don't burn damp or unseasoned wood like a retard. smoke should be minimal.
>>519353506>German govt made wood fireplaces illegalFactually incorrect. Wood fireplaces are still legal. They outlawed some old ones with high emissions. But you can upgrade or replace them. It’s what i did.>Which doesn't even make any sense because wood is renewableThis was done to decrease the particulate emissions in residential areas during winter, not to safe the planet.
>>519354287You're still getting cucked by your government.>But I have muh gunsCucks with guns.
>>519353506The jew fears the homemade holocaust solution.
>>519354667You wouldn't be able to distinguish a franchise Ersatz bakery from a proper German bakery and would probably confuse an Älblerbrot for a Roggenmischbort. I didn't say that bakeries went away in general, I said that franchise bakeries took market share specifically due to rising energy costs. A type of Slavic trying to insult a German by calling him a differnt type of Slavic is idiotic.
>>519353506Knew this was coming as soon as CAPTCHA started having users click on the houses with chimneys.
>>519355093It's not about CO2 retard, it's about the smog.
>>519355093> https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2023/01/25/fact-check-humans-produce-100-times-more-co-2-than-volcanoes/11074806002/
>>519354044trust germans to turn the simple chimney sweep into an arm of state enforcement
>>519354916>They didn't make fireplaces illegal, they just forbid you from using them if you don't comply with their madeup conditions.Grenzdebil.
>>519353506>>519354916you're both wrongthey did this because your new retardbrown subhuman population of random mudpeople keep burning down their government-granted homes because they don't know how fire correlates to their home getting set ablazeyou're in the western spiral of reducing your society to the lowest common denominatorit's a long way down>This was done to decrease the particulate emissions in residential areasfucking kekthey've turned you people into such gullible domesticated idiots
>>519354518bloody jerrys dont like it up em do they
>>519353506old ppl plus clogged fireplace filters seems like the jews trying to kill off nazi grannys. Appropriare response is always
I guess nobody lives around "people" who burn wood for heatingThe entire neighborhood reeks of smoke but I guess old people and /pol/-tards can't understand that inhaling smoke is bad for you
>>519355247Exactly they didn’t make them illegal liar.>>519355271No they did this because many old people in old houses have old ovens and stink up the neighborhood. They burn wet wood, trash and choke the fire. They don’t know how to operate them and refuse to learn. The government only needs to step in because people are fucking babies and can’t think for themself.
>>519354123Bullshit, I drive diesel and live in stauttgart
>>519354916how dare you to expect these people to google?
>>519353506You sure they didn't used it to cook hansel and gretel?
>>519354916btw muh filter fireplaces are fiberglass exhausters. enjoy your fine particulate cancer instead of rough particulate cancer which doesn't instantly bond to your airsacks. just use the original stove, don't pay the fine, and burn down the government like a real german when they come to collect or continue being a sissy who gives up the family's last shred of warmth so faggot and lesbian can continue to light oil on fire to heat their home to 85 degrees
unseal it and burn stuff anyway
>>519354916>>519354631Good thing the nazis lost, otherwise you would live in an autoritarian state making every step of your life miserable.
>>519355418>go outside>user fire pit>can burn wood for as long as I want>go inside>use my fireplace>excuse me sir but have you filed the proper permits for this? If it was about reducing smog the government should subsidize people to convert to central heating systems. Realistically i understand some reasoning behind this idea but overall it sounds like a country/rural issue. I can’t imagine actual cities or towns having such outdated amenities, surely Germans don’t live in 300 year old houses
>>519355458ah yes""old people""those wily old germans who have lived culturally alongside fireplaces for centuriesthose good for nothing oldbloods that have learned from their ancestors how to operate simple agrarian living from the day they knew how to vocalize their cultural languagethose damn "old people"definitely not the hordes of fucking desert-dwelling subhumans that have never in their family bloodline witnessed a fireplaceyou fucking dolt
>>519355595No respect for german laws
>>519353506You are lying. Its not an environmental issue. The issue is your Schornstein is not high enough.
>>519353506Meanwhile, while your grandparents are freezing instead of enjoying a nice cuddle by the fire in their twilight years, celebrities are taking private jets to go get Starbucks.
>>519353506Its because of muh emissions. These burn inefficiently and likely releases lots of PM2.5 particles. Domestic carbon production is huge chunk of carbon emissions so from a policy perspective it makes sense to tackle as small gains result in large carbon emissions production. I don't agree fully with muh emissions, I'm trying to explain the policy rationale behind this.
>>519355418>The entire neighborhood reeks of smokeNo it doesn't. Wood stoves smell awesome in the fall and winter.
>>519353506yeah they tried to implement the same retarded EU directive here as well, despite 40% of the country's population still using firewood as their only source of heat during winter. As you would imagine, our authorities soon backed away from this shitshow because there was no realistic way this would be implemented in Romania by 2026. They also banned gas boilers for apartments and heating pumps recently, because why the fuck would they not try to make our lives even more miserable.
>>519355458Retarded, weasling semantics.>They made fireplaces illegaland>They made it illegal to operate fireplaceshave the same real-world consequences. Before it was allowed to use the fireplace and now it is illegal to use it. It's that simple. you may have had a point if I had claimed they made the construction of fireplaces illegal, but I didn't. I even pointed out that expensive modern ovens can pass the test. You must be a Beamter or something.
>>519355693The problem is particles from burning wood. You need to dispense them fairly high up for the surroundings not to be directly affected. This is even worse if your house is on a slope and you have neighbours above you.
>>519353506>because the fireplace is hurting the environment. Which doesn't even make any sense because wood is renewableIt's not about that, retard. Burning stuff is bad for air quality. That's how it hurts the environment, you retarded cunt.
>>519354123you can drive a diesel into stuttgart, it just has to be a modern one with filters etc or you have a H license plate which old-timers get and you can still drive in
>>519353506Shame they don't stop all the OTHER populations from overpopulating the planet, so now you don't even get to burn dead trees like your ancestors to stay warm. Fuck you for existing, right? OBVIOUSLY!
>>519353605Haha yes it does sound insane. 100% true.
>>519355634what are they going to dosend oven police?
>>519353506Burn down the reichstag for warmth obviously
>>519355844the schornsteigerfeger comes and if you dont comply they will send the normal police and fine you like any other fine
>>519353652based
>>519353506You putting bodies into the fireplace, that level of over reach should have violent repercussions
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?a general strikechimping out like the frenchies do itwon't happen but it must
>>519355586They use either electrostatic or catalytic filters. No "fiberglass" you idiot.>>519355618You declared war against us faggot.>>519355633Yes old people. The rapefugees don’t harvest wood, they live in government housing with modern heating.>simple agrarian livingThey live like slobs and don’t care about anyone. Fuck these stinky boomers.
>>519353506This isnt strictly true as a german friend of mine is burning wood pellets in his house and the government even paid for the upgrade.
>>519355716It’s just wrong.You can still have a wood fireplace. I have. They did not "make wood fireplaces illegal", like you claimed. It’s a lie.
Why do you Americans burn wood? We don't burn wood in Germany.
>>519355965Shouldn't have invaded Poland.
>>519355780How merciful of our government to grant us this reprieve when morally speaking all disgusting, polluting car owners ahould be killed for their crimes against gaia.
>>519354287to then proceed and only use them to shoot up schoolsvery inspiringmuch freedomyou won't do shit, goyim
>>519356100So I told anonDon't milk the boomers estimated valueAnd here we are anon can't use the millionaire stove
>>519356045>make wood fireplaces illegal", like you claimed. It’s a lie.see>>519355643
>>519355965>electrostatic fibersfiberglass>catalytic fiberafiberglass>woodNOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HUGE CHUNK OF CELLULOSE MY NOSE LITERALLY FILTERS OUT OF THE AIR AND MY LUNGS COUGH OUT!!!!
>>519356127>ID is literally Cuckyou better believe i'm having a laugh at your expense, nogunz bitch>you won't do shit,pester laws like your silly fireplace bullshit would never fly here because we kill debt collectors who overplay their handsyou will never know how satisfying it is to have that power and that's all the leverage i need to know in confidence that i am your superior
>>519356100britain and france had half the world as colonies but Germany can’t have a connection to Ostpreußen. You simply wanted to destroy Germany, thats all. And now you’re mocking us. Fuck france.
>>519356045Only a complete autist would interpret the sentence >made fireplaces illegalto mean that the physical presence of fireplaces within a home has been made illegal rather than the operation or function of the fireplace. I did not lie, you just choose to interpret the meaning of what I said in a way that was not intended and isn't present in the grammatical structure.
>>519356368>You simply wanted to destroy Germany, thats all.You're being paranoid.>And now you’re mocking usRightfully so. You not even allowed to burn wood in your fireplace and yet you're arrogant.
>>519354974>Cucks with guns.>LeafsCucks with jeets, no gunz.
>>519353506what fuckup are you hiding at the front, piotr?my parents have a fireplace in their house, nothing illegal, retard.
>>519356379> People from other countries wont believe the think i wroteYour claim is false. And since you know this, its a lie.
>>519356127>you won't do shityou won't burn wood
>>519356457>You're being paranoid.That’s not paranoid. Even the chucked official history says that france and britain wanted to keep the economically prosperous Germany from becoming competition again.>Rightfully so. You not even allowed to burn wood in your fireplace and yet you're arrogant.It’s a lie. OP is spreading lies. I have a wood fireplace myself.
>>519356622Take a pyromaniac their daily woody and this happens cue the precogermandepartment
>>519353506thats bullshit your grandparents are just to dumb to understand the rules. you have to call a Kaminkehrer to come and measure the actual Feinstaub or some shit comeing out of your stove and you can keep it. The testing costs like 800€ tho. User very dry clean wood when doing the test.
Get an electric heater installed and run a wooden powered steam engine in your garden.
>>519355937unseal, seal just before the feger comes, unseal afterwards?
>>519353506I suggest blaming Indians.
>>519356819Not this time saar
>>519353571>>519353556>>519353506Come to transylvania . Duuuuuuhhh
>>519353506just move to germany if you have masochistic tendencies. imagine being in germany during the plandemic, countless blockwarts circling around you checking whether your facemask sits perfectly. it's a mental asylum. I left it a long time ago and will never move back or even visit. also too many shitskins and niggers everywhere. no opposition to the zogernment either.
>tfw been collecting wood all year to last me through winter.>>519353815Aren't you banned from collecting rainwater or growing your grass too tall?
>>519353936
>>519357998at least he can jerk off and own a knife without registering.
>>519354044I believe you. Unjust laws must be disobeyed. They are operating against life and against reality. Resist.
How did it come to this?
prelude to genocideno>hunting/fishing>no growing vegetables>no keeping chickens/livestock>no fires>no travellingthey are going to do to whites what they did to russians, they've done it before
>>519354044sounds like the scornbergfucker should be worrying for his life more when he insists on accessing other people's personal spaces.
>>519354044my god, these people are so fucking cucked
>>519353506Laser paraffin heater. The fuel is dirt cheap (in the UK at least) and modern heaters like pic related even have thermostat control. Pic related even starts and stops without odor (clean start).
>>519353506You do not possess the means for the appropriate response
>>519358977>Paraffin That's carcinogenic innit? Does it just vent fumes directly into you home?
>>519359272Yes.
>>519353506Burn the reichstag to the ground then Strasbourg and Brussels
>>519353747Urbanites faggot, how do you think your ancestors did it
>>519353506Govts are also renewable so it's safe to burn them, for the heating ofc, in Minecraft ofc
>>51935350610k for some filters is expansive its probabaky possible to do it in 1k if you do it yourself. You dont have any options the state here is very opressive.
>>519353936then sue the official after for smoke pollution
>>519359333>>519359444CHECKED CHECKED CHECKED
>>519354044Just bribe the Schornsteinfeger and you'll be ok
>>519355458your country treating these old people like trash while importing replacements for you all is disgusting.
>>519353506Fellow shills, when do we move to the other thread ? That one only has 53 replies so far
>>519353506They did the same here years ago.Now you need a so called 5 star firewood
>>519353506The appropriate response is to tithe everything to israel and get a one way trip to ukraine
>>519359798These old people treat everyone else like trash and pollute the air. They are no different from jeets.
>>519353506>Which doesn't even make any sense because wood is renewable and gas/coal isn'tit's PM2.5 and PM10 retardwhich your old furnace produces a lot ofand poisons the whole neighborhood>and said they have to pay 10.000 Euros to install filtersit's ~300-500€how can someone be that retarded?? I have a Kachelofen as welland it's still running...just with a filter on top
>>519355458ladies and gentlemen, the german on full display, belittling his own elders while millions of invading muslims, niggers and jews rape and ransack his country's future. i bet he thinks of the invaders as his equals because some jew on tv told him so.
>>519359973Don’t worry in one hour this thread will be made again with the exact same lies and replies
>>519354123>muh i w-want to make the air bad for millions of peopleit's only old, stinky cars that aren't allowed entryyou can still drive themjust not in / near the citywhere 1million+ people live that want clean, non polluted airif you want to breathe old Dieseljust go to any Indian or any sub sahara African big cityand enjoy your """nice""" air
>>519359973and what is happening with given particles caught by the filter? are they going to end up in another dimension or back to nature? >people lived with this shit for tens of thousands of years but when schlomo started selling filters it's catastrophic to not use them jesus man
>>519353506Don't allow the government inside your house with your nonexistent guns to protect youYou fucked up with your decisionsAll of you
>>519354017>freeze to deathOr >burn glorious wood as a F u tonthe government
>>519360056Do you like breathing exhaust fumes from your stubborn neighbors in the US?Why is a russian telling me what i have to accept in my country?
year 2025 and niggers are still burning unsplit, unseasoned wood at low temperatures
>>519354044182 / 5.000That's right, the chimney sweep / Schornsteinfeger is the only person allowed to enter your house without a court order. If you deny him access, he will enforce it with the police.
>>519360113>and what is happening with given particles caught by the filter?as long as it doesn't end up in the air, it doesn't matteryou could literally eat it and it wouldn't do anythingfine particles are only a problem if you breathe them in>people lived with this shit for tens of thousands of yearsit's the density retardif you live innawoodsno one caresbut if you want to burn wood in a cityand everyone wants to do sothen you get smogwhich damages your lungs (and a plethora of other things)
>>519354044Holy shit lmao and we get laughed at because of the tv loicencer you can tell to fuck off, Jesus Christ krautbros
>>519354349>Here in France you're required to hire a sweeper every yearEven we don’t have that yet we get laughed at wtf
>>519360559This is normal in every developed country.If the soot isn’t cleaned regularly, your house would burn down.
>>519353506Are you starting to suspect some sort of conspiracy Hans?
>>519354198>not the atticCome on lad
>>519360790Don’t worry the shill threads keep popping up no matter what we do. Will you be in the new one in 1 hour as well ?
>>519353506just a jewish business grift to keep GDP in swing, like thermoinsulation with styrofoam. find a deal with your schornsteinfegermeister. make sure he doesn't rat you out. then find the cheapest solution. not much you can do.
>>519353506Take out the seal and use the fireplace daily. Dont tell anyone
>>519361181Instead of paying for the upgrade to make the air for you and your neighbors cleaner, you bribe your Schornsteinfeger to become a criminal.This is the kind of German we need these laws for sadly.
>>519360745I have a beautiful open fire but don’t use it because wood and coal is expensive. It makes more sense to turn on my radiators and pay for the gas. Our gay politicians want us all to have expensive heat pumps
>>519361441half of this thread is really retarded and actively wants to make life in Germany worsethey really should just leave for a smog plagued 3rd world countrywhere they "culturally" belong
>>519361528>Our gay politicians want us all to have expensive heat pumpsDid you know they produce 4 times the heat compared to a normal electrical heat er with the same input power?
>>519361441>COMPLY, OBEYlet me guess, you'd report your neighbor if you overheard hate speech, am i right?
>>519353747>I wish my country did this. fuck faggots who ruin the winter air with their caveman fireplace bullshitBrown hands wrote this
>>519353925COOMMFFFYYYYYY
>>519361528>because wood is expensivefor heating?not reallya Kachelofen (like OP pic) has an efficiency of ~70%1qm3 of loosely stacked oak / beech (Schüttraummeter) has about ~2000kWh of heating energy and is ~150€ that's ~10cents per kWhroughly the same as natural gas here or heat from a heat pump with electricityyour open fire place is a lot more inefficient though
>>519355780>>519355493I rented a brand new top emissions rated BMW diesel and it was illegal to drive it into Stuttgart. This was a month ago.
>>519361746What you’re doing here is hate speech. Racism against Germans.Memeflaggot.
>>519357998>growing your grass too tall?SWAT teams in a tank show up and shoot you dead with rifles if your grass is more than 4 inches long.
>>519361963I drove a older diesel bmw through Stuttgart. That was a week ago
>>519353506By asserting that burning wood of sufficient quality is carbon neutral, which it factually is.
>>519359617>do it yourselfACHTUNG you are not a trained and loisnaced chimney filter meister! Verboten!
>>519353506That's a gorgeous fireplace, I am so fucking jealous.
>>519360112>only old, stinky cars that aren't allowed entryA literal 2024 BMW 3 series diesel with a "5" emissions sticker is banned.
>>519361671don't tell them that ACs are just heat pumps as wellnever understood the hate against heat pumpsthey are objectively the superior technologyand you can get ones made in Germany as welltogether with wood backup and big enough Solaryou can easily get 100% heating autarknatural gas, coal, oil or inefficient electric heating always relies on your (((utilities)))
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?move to america. all white europeans with any common sense should leave the EU and move to america. leave them with their third worlders and see how it goes.
>>519355271They are literally all liberals, every fake 'jew' in that image, peak lefties.
>>519362152One from 2018 isn’t, which makes me not believe you at all
>>519353506Beautiful tile. Is it radioactive by chance? What material is that?
>>519362053Uh okay. I hate you. My only solace is I know your life is shit.
>>519353506Start several tire fires around town and nobody will notice the smell of properly seasoned oak or ash wafting from your chimney.
>>519353506Why would you make a fireplace out of wood?
>>519359639Sounds like a plan.
>>519353506Do you have guns? Then you have your answer
>>519362247I literally drove there no problem. Sorry you are retarded
>>519353506>SchornsteinfegerThat should be a German surname
>>519353506lmao
>>519353506I would just ignore them and do it anyway
>>519353506My dad’s in Ontario and uses a wood stove. He has an acreage and basically pulls down dead trees in the summer and chops them up and keeps them in the basementThe smell and feel of a fireplace is SO amazing.
>>519361963How the fuck would anyone know or care if it's diesel?
>>519362247>>519362152>>519361963Oh and btw since you are so retarded I just had to check it again for myself: every new car made after 2014 is made for standard 6 (especially so for cars made in 2024) but again nice try shill kike
>>519353506everything is being ((modernized)). we cannot afford beauty & tradition in our net co2 neutral world.
>>519353506You are getting jewed because of sovereign debt. When a country’s debt level gets too high you start getting taxed in absurd ways. This is just one example.
>>519361980denounce white genocide
>>519353506Is it true that in goymoney the government sends someone to your house yearly to inspect wood burning stoves? How fucking retarded are western countries at this point?Got niggers and browns burning mountains of tires and western countries are banning extremely efficient wood burning stoves
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>>519353506someones afraid of ovens amiright guys?
>>519362741russia is genociding whites.
>>519362859Yeah but it’s offset by them dying as well
>>51936291014:1 baby
>>519355937>>schornsteigerfegerSounds based, what do their uniforms look like?
>>519362548Haha, German cars have very obvious stickers on the front windshield that tell you whether it is diesel or petrol and the emissions rating by the German government.>>519362324You broke the law.
>>519361958Yes my fireplace is very inefficient so I only use it in emergencies when the power goes out and I can’t use my gas boiler. Yeah.. boiler needs a mains connection just for the spark lmao
>>519362156Yeah I’m not handing over 10k for a heat pump and I don’t have the space for one. Also they don’t work well in cold weather right? Perfect for here then…
>>519363171No you are just retarded. Like I said cars since 2014 have sticker 6 not 5
>>519354044>he doesn't know the local schornsteinfeger personallyYou can just give any tradie here a kasten and they'll look past anything
>>519353506No one in Europe is allowed to have any kind of fire. It people observe how slow and inefficient combustion is.. Well people are going to ask questions against certain narratives
>>519355633>circus tent flag>clown postLike clockwork
>>519363626>No one in Europe is allowed to have any kind of fire. It peopleFalse.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?We should eat these people or get a modern one with heat buffer if you can afford it
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?>>>Topple your government
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?
>>519364725you mean people are to retarded to be trusted with firesources of any kind? guess grilling in parks is too dangerous aswell?
>>519361441obviously they've missed a deadline. a deal with the guy is legal and about postponing the final result for a bit, so they can heat this winter. you seem to be a law abiding citizen. may the law protect you.
Parents own a house in country that is located in small valley. Once winter starts air is so bad in the evening and morning because of people heating with wood that it is literally unhealthy to go out at that time. Heating modern 300m2 house is less than 200€ a month with gas and less with heat pump and these retards are shitting air for everyone else saving maybe 50€ a month despite most of them having cars costing more than 50k. Literal retardation.After checking on sensor how much it pollutes the air parents stopped using their fireplace altogether. If you dont believe check it yourself, air quality can go from 20 particles per m3 to 250 in 3 minutes if theres no wind.
>>519353506Aren't there tons of programmes for improving ones home to (((protect the environment)))? If do, these usually have subsidies for placing these filters. If there isn't anything local, check regional or national. You can also check with the European agencies for these kinds of things. Otherwise consider petitioning for them.
>>519353506My fireplace broke down last year and I've just been freezing like a bitch ever since. Every time something breaks in my parents house there's no money to fix or repair it so we just board things up or put a bucket to catch the dripping water.In this case you have an external target instead of just being impoverished so I'd just keep burning the wood and if the city wants a fight with me I'd do something like killdozer.
>>519365081>Heating modern 300m2 house is less than 200€ a month with gas>these retards are shitting air for everyone else saving maybe 50€Right, OP's grand parents should just build a modern house for €500k.
>>519365164>If do*If so
>>519365302Yeah german pensioners have it so hard compared to slovak retard.
>>519353506>Now the city sealed it off and said they have to pay 10.000 Euros to install filters because the fireplace is hurting the environment.This can't be real. Can any German anons confirm?
>>519354017UK and Germany are both the same shit these days.
>>519353506>because the fireplace is hurting the environment. Which doesn't even make any sense because wood is renewableSmoke is an air pollutant, you fucking retard.>What is the appropriate response to this?Assisted suicide, followed by cremation in a facility with proper smoke filters.
>>519354184Not him but I have like $5 CAD to give I'm always broke.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?Burn down the government officials house and send him a fine for a wood fire.
>>519353506What is legal in Goymoney?
>>519363395>heat pump>Also they don’t work well in cold weather rightthey work really well in cold weather...like a typical air-water heat pump has zero problems down to -15°C (5F)which literally (almost) never happens in the UK...and below that you just heat straight up with electricity, so it still works, just inefficient
>>519365491fines can be up to 50K. no case heard of so far. it would need neighbours to snitch. we don't do that in our street. that said, there is a long list of exceptions from this new regulation anyway, and it would include OP's oven.exception per ministry...>all non-business stoves and ovens with a capacity lower than 15kW>open fireplaces>hot water boilers for baths>standard ovens as in OP if they are the only source of heat>standard ovens built before 1950>fire place ovens (visible fire behind glass door) built after 2010.so OP is fake and gay and it's a /thread nothingburger. OP's picrel matches a number of these criteria.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?Kill the bureaucrats, in Minecraft.
>>519353652Dmitri is correct.
>>519354625>They like taking away fire from humanityFuck Zeus!Prometheus is my best friend!
>>519353925I don't know what any of that means but it sounds peak comfy.
>>519354514Green party fucks should just help out poor people. They want to help the environment then that would be a better way to use the money instead of funding faggotry and invaders. Every new invader is a new consumer is a new burden on the environment but green party doesn't actually care about the environment.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?You already know.
>>519353925I understand the people who are trying to heat using wood stoves and inserts but it just removed half the fun for me. You kiss out on all the ambiance. I want an open fireplace so I removed my insert last year and have been much happier being able to have an open fire.
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?just vote harder
>>519353571Germans don't do that. They're programmable like golems. They can't even comprehend disobeying laws.
>>519354044>You can not refuse entry to your home to the SchornsteinfegerThen let him in and lock the door behind him"Welcome to the hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"
>>519353506You again. I bet you left out the part where there's 100 years old lead pipes in the stove that blow lead particles into the air when heated or something like that. Either that it's totally made up.
>>519353506Bin that chimney
>>519354044Just paint your front door with lamb's blood. That will get them to fuck off
>>519353506Emigrate to a warmer country.
>>519355659Why not just vent it all into a greenhouse to help plants grow? I used co2 to make my plants grow bigger.
>>519355711If they want people to switch instead of banning shit they should use the taxes they collect to upgrade the stuff for the citizens for free. Just close down a program for faggots and invaders and you have the money for the upgrades.
>>519353506In Germany, there is no blanket ban on all fireplaces, but significant restrictions are in place for older models that do not meet current emissions standards. From 2025, the operation of fireplaces and stoves that were put into operation before January 1, 1995 and do not comply with the limit values of the First Ordinance on the Implementation of the Federal Immission Control Act will become illegal.However, certain exemptions exist. Historic tiled stoves installed before 1950 are exempt from the ban, although they are not recommended to be heated exclusively with woodFor outdoor fires, such as bonfires, no permit is required in Berlin for private property use, provided safety and environmental standards are met, including maintaining a 50-meter distance from combustible materials and ensuring smoke does not significantly inconvenience neighbors.
>>519355812This. We have to stop burning trees all because pajeets and chinks decided to multiply into the billions.
I HATE THIS COUNTRY AND ALL ITS REGULATIONS AND BUEROCRACY BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT TO THE GROUND BOMBER HARRIS WHERE ARE YOUGERMAN AUTISM IS THE WOOOOORST
>>519355963Those are Dutch. Genoege is Genoeg means Enough is Enough.
>>519368084Thanks, GPT.
>>519368214>t. vpn fag, never been to Germanywe don't want you here anyway
>>519364916The Schornsteinfeger has to park in the middle of grown while he makes his rounds. The hills have eyes. Good luck kikes.
>>519369144*Middle of town
>>519353747Nah, we'll never do it
>>519354044Germany has chimneysweep death squads?
>>519353506Great, now we have to sell more electricity to Germans I suppose
>>519353571Well I guess if they run out of heating and the diversity hires can't keep the heat on there's something they can uh run the fireplaces on. Typically wears a suit...
>>519362264Ash is nearly extinct now due to the Emerald Ash Borer.
>>519361958>SchüttraummeterOnly scammers try to sell this. Ster is the chad unit to measure firewood.It depends if you have to buy it, or if it grows on your property and if your old and/or frail, if your neighbours will help to cut down, split and saw.If you ask the local Förster he usually can give you a Plot designated to be cut down, where it doesn't make sense for commercial ops to harvest, that is much cheaper than just buying wood from a supplier. Very little infrastructure/transport is needed if you live in a wooded area, where stoves and ovens make sense.
>>519362621LED is okay but Floursecent lighting is a crime against humanity and the enviornment. Worse shit quality lightning and permanent mercury poisoning.a4knx
>>519354044>But the real problem is the Schornsteinfegerkek
>>519353506suffer, like the subhumans that you are, next time be american and have inalienable rights
>>519353747Shut up nigger man has been burning wood for heat for centuries. Go write a ticket to a random volcano for spewing more SO2 in weeks than man has since the industrial revolution.
EVERY FUCKING TIME.TV License BBC. First in 1922.Scottish Presbyterianism.Scottish Presbyterianism has historical links to Judaism through missionary efforts- Wikipedia.
>German govt made wood fireplaces illegal>My grandparents heat their home with a wood fireplace in winter>They have to pay 10.000 Euros to install filtersDon't worry, the German people as the rest of Europe has shown again and again.. They will bend the knee to those that sit in power, smile about it take a loan to fix it.It happens again and again. The dictators push the people and the people thank their masters for noticing them and suck their dick
>>519353506The appropriate response as a white euroach is to tithe everything to israel and chop the sex organs off (also for Israel). You ain’t white european unless you mutilate your sex organs for israel
>>519369218women who try to act tough as so cringe.
>>519353652Christ taught against taking revenge. He did not teach against self or communal defense. Important distinction.
>>519354897also light it in a way that it burns from TOP to bottom
>>519353506Kek forreal? They sealed the cimney from the outside right? I'd reroute it on the inside. Might have to get clever. With the right duct and blower-fan setup you could push the smoke pretty far. If you are lost with that stuff find a heat and air tech who hates the gubmint, that's your guy.
>er hat kein russisches gas und keinen durchlauferhitzerngmi
>>519354605>Hmm what will sea levels look like without polar ice caps.Average temperature on "ice caps" is araund -30°C. Maybe there are different problems when that turns to the melting point.
>>519354044German Santa sucks.
>>519369536It's not nearly extinct. I see it in the woods frequently. It is apparently not as common as it used to be though. Oh and btw, Cherry smells better than any other wood when being burned. I mostly burn Red Oak, S. Live Oak, Post Oak, Cherry, Pecan, and Red Maple.
>>519353506Sounds like your government wants to kill you.
>>519353506Honestly European authorities are largely traitors and they and their families should be executed in the streets
>>519353506>Now the city sealed it offthe law is retroactive in germany? Generally you can't buy wood central heating units in Poland anymore, but the people who have them can still use them
>>519353506make pikes out of the woodpike heads of those who say you can't burn woodafter the head piking is donerecycle the wood for burningnow youll be able to use the recycle memeflag
>>519354044but that seems against fundamentals of law (i.e. the law can't act retroactively)
>>519354862not to mention you would need to install air induction cause with the filters the draft would be really limited
>>519353506Just for this post I’m going to burn a big pile of wet leaves and trash later.
>>519369724burnt wood smells nice too. coal - not so much
>>519353506>What is the appropriate response to this?Heat yourselves by setting fire to government buildings.
>>519370467In my area in Ontario they're all gone now except here and there you see a new one coming up. All the big ones died from the bugs.
>>519353571The parents would get fined and the money would basically be forcibly taken from their pension.>>519353605It’s sadly true. If you’re buddies with a local official chimney sweep then you can maybe get a pass but generally you have to update chimneys to some BS new bizarre standard.Writing this out just makes it feel more absurd.>>519353670True. Germans are order based and very wary of breaking from the power structure demands.
>>519354379maybe white women are onto something
>>519356368>britain and france had half the world as colonies but Germany can’t have a connection to OstpreußenSurely not, that soulless goblins only pretend to care about things like fairness, justice or even some humanism. Only German naives think that satanic shitholes are like us. Thy destroy everything and cannot compete because their mindset eat them-selfs like an starving rat pack
>>519366199Then the builder company tried to scam us, the municipal govt lied to us about the state of the law, or pople in my family are misinterpreting or misremembering the facts. What you say sounds plausible so I will double-check. I am not gay, but I do like tomboys.
>>519371030I'm quite a bit away from Ontario so idk if the EAB is worse in some places or if some varieties of ash are more resistant, but I still see them alot. I wouldn't consider ir a "common" tree but not super rare either. Even large ones occassionally. Usually in bottomlands. I think it is mostly Green Ash that I am seeing. I actually consider them a virile tree. Fast growing etc. I have never noticed emerald borer on them. But I notice them frequently covered with Banded Ash Borer (a native species).
>>519363612I'm too autistic to pull this off, I would somehow manage to get charged with actual birbery.
>>519354737nah, how will anyone know smoke is coming from a non-compliant fire place. the little smoke beech wood produces is like 'ah, a fire somewhere near'. it's comfy. i have a stainless steel external exhaust with filter and it still emits smoke when wood is too damp. nobody in their wildest dreams would come to ask me if i had the proper filters installed. the schornstein police who have official standing here will know, but they don't go around advising neighbours to snitch. OP's kachelofen is exempt from new regulations. OP story is fake.
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>>519371576ok, you're not gay. grannies´' oven is still exempt most likely, if it is their only source of heat, as you described. furthermore that oven seems to be a lot older than 1950. all you need is some receipt that says it was built in 1948. evade measures for as long a you can. get a lawyer. i hope you are rechtschutzvasichat. if not get one.
>>519353506I told you bros. I warned you about germaniggers.
