Please no sir. Do not redeem.
>>519354298imagine having that image saved... such a fucking loser.
>>519354429i'm inventing a new humanit's called the NIGGERSTRALIANyou're the first one, congratulations anon
>>519354429Imagine unironically visiting r*ddit in 2025Brain damage soon
>A wave of faggots approaches
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid... that is if you can handle it...
>>519354298I've been permabanned on reddit since 2016.
>>519354617Rare based JewHey look, I'll even pick up your hat for you!You're welcome by the way
>>519354429
>>519354546if you still don't have brain damage in 2025 it's because you don't have a brain
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>>519354298I'm the anon who made this post, had some trouble with my VPN. Wow, this really blew up!Edit 1: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!Edit 2: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday everEdit 3: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.Edit 4: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys! The future is female, love is love, and trans rights are human rights!Edit 5: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.Edit 6: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/Edit 7: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.Edit 8: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
Telling a REFUGEE to #### OFF?Um, I'm not going to support this. Follow the sub rules.
>>519354298so a random moose, enters the roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ7cVeCnm58
>>519354429Kek
>>519354429>seething
Agreed. /ptg/ should have been deported years ago.
