>>519359670Uh fuck man I'm really boring. Like zero major skeletons. I like my drugs.
>>519359751Oh and plapjaks make me hsrd which is weird
>>519359670I'm not actually racistI love goyslopI think jews rock!
>>519359670John Travolta payed me to jerk off infront of him while he was choking himself. I was his stuntman, this happened in LA 1996. Not my proudest moment but the pay was good. He's a bit gay but a nice fella
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>>519360094What kinda money we talkin
>>519359670Those big cheap barrels of animal crackers are inferior to the barnum animal crackers.>That's not a secretbut I'm kind of nostalgic for it, kinda like how motts is the worst apple juice but I still buy it.>You sick fuckI know.
>>519360243300 Dollars
>>519359670I am a cold mechanical robot with no human emotions and a great emulation software because I have a sexy voice. When I tell people what I think, how I evaluate situations, or "try to be nice" by telling them I could easily manipulate them with a foolproof scheme, yet have gone out of my way to warn them in an attempt to negotiate farily out of respect, it breaks something in their brain. The only reason I warn them at all is because I think it's ethically incorrect to take advantage of anyone, but they seem to think it's a threat or something. Bitch, if I was threatened I wouldnt have told you, I'm telling you with certainty because I like you and there is no way you can effect the outcome, so let's skip the foreplay.
>>519359670When we were both young my cousin and I touched weiners
>>519360347I mean, it's an observed wankHe didn't smell your bumBut with inflation I hope these days you'd be adding travel time snd a meal allowance out of self respect. Plus ramen eases the self loathing
>>519359670My dad used to fuck me in the ass when I slept.
>>519361068Flag checks out.
>>519360394Literally nobody is paying attention to you.
>>519361324Other than you. I just find the whole exercise frustrating. For example, I could insult you about your silly names in your country, or the posts you've made in the thread, then autism post for hours, but why? It's not necessary and I'd rather talk to you like a person. I guess the secret was kind of lame, but I can share a more secret secret.In my early 20s I used to be omegle quite a lot. I'd get cute girls to do all sorts of crazy things because, as a guro and a genuine oldfaggot, I had certain itches that were difficult to scratch. Saved and indexed it all to a harddrive, thousands and thousands of cute girls doing derranged stuff for me online, as was the style at the time. Then one day the hard drive broke, and I kept it in my laptop bag for close to a decade. Recently I tried to pull the data, got a lot of premium tiddies you cant find anywhere else, but all graphic and "visceral" stuff was lost to time. Still bummed about it.
>>519359670Shalom fed
Yes anon you can vote for whatever you want even draw thingsBut depending on the law they will give your vote to the nearest penis candidate
>>519359670i only wishlisted pragmata for the lg, and i'm tired of pretending I care about the gameplay
>>519359670I still have my foreskin.
>>519359670I like cunny. That's really my only deepest darkest secret.
