>>519368581May as well be since it's watered-down now.Media is supposed to have a target audience.
>>519368581a world of zutts riding prophets to the new timeline
not everything has to be for everyone
>>519368581We should all gate keep our interest a lot harder.
How long has dnd had literal demon people?
>>519368581How it feels to play D&D 5th edition
>>519368581No, not for hecking white males.
>>519368581If you're an adult playing some stupid make believe larp game don't be surprised if the only people who want to play with you are mentally ill trannies
>>519368581it's meant for White kids so they would cut their genitals off t. Kike
>joe rogan says thing>/pol gets spammed with it for days on endso fucking gay
>>519368581Idk I dont think I've ever seen a real nigger playing it. I don't think they'd comprehend it because it's all in your mind.
>>519369040If D&D is for children rather than adults, then why the push for gay shit everywhere? Isn't that grooming?
>>519368581If you have a hobby related to anything produced by a western company, you are an idiot.Japan offers the only forms of non-pozzed entertainment, wheras it is the norm in western entertainmet.
>>519368581For everyone except chuds, nazis and homophobes, of course.
>>519369463>I don't think they'd comprehend it because it's all in your mind.Yeah, if they can't imagine how they'd feel if they didn't have breakfast, there's no chance they'd be able to roleplay. And if they did roleplay they'd only play thieves anyway.
>>519369463Even in prisons where they have long ongoing by mail campaigns it’s a decidedly white pastime. Could be just how they’re passing intel though.
>>519369751>This is what dipshit weebs actually believe
>>519368581Only if you support homosexuality.
>>519368581Only if you're a massive faggot it seems.
It's all about turning something created by white Christians to live European myths and military strategy into a theater kid faggot tea party about gay story time and participation trophies
>>519368581It highly depends on the group of people playing it. Currently we're playing a campaign where we're all niggers, we talk like niggers and act like niggers. It's pretty fun experiencing the jogger life even if it's just a larp.It's also quite challenging because the gm hates niggers too so every npc is against us.
>>519370206Yeah, this shit is like tumbler fan fiction faggotry
what's the motivation for the beholder to be a faggot and not just kill everybodywhy are the kobolds not stealing all the alcohol and money while everybody's distracted by the gay lib shit and instead participating in the gay lib shit
>>519368581people who play DnD have always been weirdos. suprised this is 'news'.real autists play MtG
>>519370459MtG people flat out stink.My father in law owned a game store and he had to make rules on hygiene and would carry spray deodorant to make them use it.
no its just for fags
>>519370696What do you do for fun sven?
my fav sho
>>519368581Left leaning stuff everyone is allowed in, assume you think to same way as everyone else. Right leaning stuff. everyone is allowed in just shut the fuck up about what you do behind closed doors. Also nothing is ever black and white, there are people of all walks and creed that play dnd its just more popular with the left. Sure some DM has made a detailed story where they are fighting the globalist or something.
>>519368716>mohamad gets isekai'd to portland
>>519368581It's not for straight white men
>>519368581Gas the trannies and stone the fags.
How times have changed.
It is now apparently, but only if you refuse to have sex with women
>>519371095>Left leaning stuff everyone is allowed in,Lol, unless you have any differing beliefs from the leftists there.
>>519371619This.>Make a reference to something well known >Get banned because I should've known it was offensive to Flibble Bibbles because of reasons >But it's completely ok for the trannies to try and validate themselves nonstop to each other missing the objective of the game RIP TF2. I miss you, old friend.
>>519368581imagine choosing to be a crippled faggot in a universe where you can just use magic to physically transform yourself.the problem though, is that leftists actually really do like playing dnd. unlike videogames, they actually buy the products and stuff. Not only that, but during the biden administration they some how convienced the government to literally fund DND sessions as a form of legitimate psycho-therapy. Thats right, some sjws get paid to play dnd as a part of their job.
>>519371935Leftism is a constant purity test to see if you're "virtuous" enough.Too bad the " virtue" is just far left ideals and anti white racism.
>>519372002There were a few will wheatons out there but d&d is not super common with the tumbler weirdos.
>>519371594The women have penises though.
>>519368581I see.I think i will cut off my dick now.Thank you for this brand new perspective, tranners are stunning and brave and real women
I meant the entire point of fantasy is to create fiction so yeah.
>>519368581That owlbear turns people inside out literally.They have no idea what they unleashed.
>>519372539You could be a troon troll is it's what's in your heart.D&D lets you be whatever weird faggot freak you want to be. Fuck dungeons, and hey, maybe you'll even fuck a dragon!
i just want to come home and play as disabled nigger faggot going on a quest to suck cocks from here to fairy land.Thans DnD, you are the best !
>>519368674It does have a target audience. Faggots and troons and ethnically challenged people with massive amounts of cash. Can you not see the picture?
>>519368581That ultra nerd game that gen z only knows because of cartoons and movies? No it's not for everyone. I don't even know why D&D is trying, they won't even attract tourists, and will piss off the nerds.
>>519370004Name one form of western entertainment product produced in 2025 without niggers and trannies in it, and no, some small indie game doesn't count.
>>519372660How the fuck is that different to every day life nowadays? All the fucking time i have to jump through hoops to satisfy some retarded agenda because someone is a migrant or blind or a woman or some other idiotic handicap i dont give a fuck about.Stop being handicapped you lazy fucks, just do like me, i wake up every single day without being handicapped. How fucking hard can it be
>>519368581for me it's laezel
>>519372925Does furry cartoon porn count?
>>519372944You dont have to do any of that if you have a pair of testicles. You just say "no" and laugh at them. Start being a man. Stop being a fag.
I warned about this shit in 2014 and nobody listened. As soon as they started putting SJW shit in the new 5e players book, I knew they wouldn't stop. But instead I was just told to fuck off, told that we NEED to get more fat women, niggers, and trannies into the game, so that the lonely söykike incels playing it stood a chance to get laid. After all, they were social rejects too, so we should all stand together right? LMAO wrong. They hate you. They absolutely shit all over this game. Hiring some autistic tranny every time a new book came out. Making the game into the most embarrassing overly-quirky slop, with globohomo art with bisexual lighting, LGBT faggots fully colonized the TTRPG space. My group went from a group of geeks to having a fag and 2 trannies over the course of a decade. They also really pussified the game so people were less likely to die. And basically removed alignments, because the existence of ontological evil makes leftists seethe for some reason. Reddit also took over the TTRPG space, adding gay shit like Session Zero and X cards and other stupid shit. They pretended to be the authorities on TTRPGs just because they had a blog. They convinced everyone DnD was "cooperative storytelling" and the DM was there to tell their magical tranny faggot story, and whine whenever the DM did something "unfun" like letting their half-elemental tiefling rogue freakshit character get critically hit. Of course the faggot company went along with whatever made them money. Ten years later, MTG is full of pop culture freakshit, they made Aragon a nigger in their Lord of the Rings set, they filled every DnD adventure with fags and trannies, they made every adventure a fucking chinese night market quirky adventure where you talk to homos and then have dates with homos at a fantasy hipster coffee place. They fucking ruined this game. And it started with them putting pronoun shit in the books in 2014. Everyone said I was overreacting. But I was right. Sadly.
>>519368581This isn't political. Take it back to /tg/. No I don't care if the jammies there deleted your thread and told you to bring it here.
>>519372975This ugly cunt looks like the JD vance shoops with her eyes being so close they almost swapped sockets
>>519373031You are acting like you were the only one to see this coming and everyone else ignored you when in reality the vast majority saw this coming and it was just the companies who bought the rights to this stuff that didn't listen. Because what we were all worried about happening, which turned out to come completely true, was the end-goal aim all a long.It's Weimar media. It's design is to demoralise and divide.
>>519373111Yes it is political.Jamming politics into shit where it doesnt belong is political you raging faggot.
>>519373111How is this not political when it's politics pushing inclusivity and other nonsense?
>>519368581It's for everyone except the original fanbase. Grab a Rules Cyclopedia, that's all anyone ever needs.
>>519373031Good thing I never really cared about that nerd shit. Easy dead franchise. They basically killed themselves.
>>519372450In dnd they do, apparently
>>519372925I mean, we found out the FBI's Community Relations Service would literally force private businesses to hire blacks and gays using national security letters. It's not organic.
>>519373141don't be rude to karlach!
>>519368851Tieflings were introduced in the 1984 Planescape campaign for AD&D second edition.
>>519373188>>519373196OP is not structured in a way that makes any political topic immediately apparent. The question asked us not an inherently political one. Not does the pic appear to contain any political topics or message. This is off-topic and needs to be moved to /tg/ where it can then be deleted for being political outside of /pol/.In other words, I just want OP silenced because he's a faggot for still caring about and playing a kid game as a grown ass adult.
>>519373440You're some whing autistic faggot, got it.
>>519368581Not me, always thought that shit was faggot shit. never met a DnD player who didn't seem like they masturbate to cp.
>>519372785>that quote If they would bring back the old miniature wargame, but for affordable prices, and using the SAME MINIS AS THE TABLETOP then I would buy a lot more of them. Fuck, I was spending around 10 bucks a month on minis at one point. Then I stopped. I'm not paying 30 bucks a month for a DND Beyond subscription. It's a cool idea and other people can pay for it, but I'm just not. And I'm definitely not doing it for a company that hates white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmDKSkGqFIs
>>519373440>NOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THISI hope Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro go bankrupt.:^)
>>519370459>real autists play MtGHasbro is pushing the same rainbow shit in MTG as well.
>>519373566Just print your own.
>>519371469The best thing about Clyde Caldwell was he painted real models who posed for the pictures. So that bikini babe on the dragon actually exists.
>>519369751
Is pathfinder 2 any good. I always enjoyed just how OP everything was in 1. Fucking made a silver surfer bro that could boost up to about 40 ac and if he did get hit he could roll to deflect it anyways. Fucking DM did not like that lulz.
>>519373608Theoden Nigger King lol.
>>519373402That one in the top left really has a face for voice over work, huh?
>>519373169No I wasnt the only one. Some people did agree. And they were similarly shouted down by ostriches with normalcy bias. And so we all need up getting cucked. DnD needed a gamergate tier mobilization to save it. Because most of these normalfags never would have gotten into it without the help of the existing fan base, whose knowledge and experience running games allowed them to get a foothold. Good pic though, glad to find that again. Saved. >>519373288Fair enough. Some of us cared a lot about it though.
>>519370206
>>519373608Correct. But even if MTG wasn't completely woke, it's still been completely ruined as a game by the incompotent dei hires at WoTC
>>519373632"hill to die on" is kike coded nonsense
>>519373622That's what I do now. I still like to buy them just to support a local hobby shop, but I only buy old ones so that it won't show up on Wizard's sales data. However when it comes to minis for homebrew monsters I just start sculpting them in blender to print, or with greenstuff. Plus so many free STLs online. One of the few things reddit is good for, making shit like that.
>>519373640pathfinder 2 is basically d and d 4e repackaged, so if you liked that you'd like pf 2.>>519373271they changed the term "race" to "species" lol. they claim orcs are racist then turned them into cartoon mexicans.anyways gygax was based it's a shame his game was taken over by fags.
>>519373585I just checked and Hasbro isn't doing to well but MTG is doing fine. Maybe they didn't go full woke yet.
>>519373640It's pozzed, but better balanced than Pathfinder 1e. If you're down for that go for it, but it is pozzed. Better play a retroclone like ACKS or Old School Essentials if you don't want any overpowered chatacters. Just avoid Shadowdark, it's made by an antiwhite lesbian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwP-D19A5q4
>>519373840Based. The FBI fears the wargamers.
>>519373837Telegram has a fuck ton of stl files.
>>519373955MTG absolutely went full woke.
>>519369751>goyslop >:(>goyslop (japan) :O
>>519374040MtG players are the least of all nerds.The laziest, poorest, and weirdest of all nerd types.No even slightly normal person plays that shit.
>>519373826
How can we prevent those people from infesting all hobbies? They're literally everywhere.>media>music>movie>video games>tabletop games>banks
>>519374040>overweight>bonds with monsters>steps on a monsters nose with boots onpretty fucking rude really.
>>519374369By doing nothing. Let them sink.
>>519372925Stereolab’s new album
>>519373413>>519368851planescape was 94, not 84. you couldnt really use them in a regular campagin because everyone would go 'OMGISTHATAFUCKINGDEMONKILLITKILLITNOW' until 4th edition. d&d had gone out of its way to avoid angel and demon races until that point, and anything demonic was basically considered 100% evil in the setting.
>>519369751japan can't into RPGs and I mean real ones not jrpg slop
>>519374040>imagine being fat when your job is to run around fighting monsters and shitits so insane. these people have never done anything in the real world and this translates into pure insanity in their fantasy worlds. its so easy to lose weight, especially if you are working outdoors or something. A dungeon diver would never make it as a lard ass, theres just no way.
>>519374731japan has tons of drpgs, they just never leave japan. they absolutely love wizardry and have been keeping it alive all this time. they even have drpg hentai games.
D&D is awesome. My kids (not trannies yet) are super keen. If I were to tell our DM I wanted to play in a wheelchair, he'd say fine, everything is now difficult terrain.
>>519368581As long as by 'everyone' you mean fat gay retards.
>>519374179About 5 years ago I got back into MTG for a bit. I quickly realised it was a joke of a game, but I knew some guys who got me to goto the LGS and so I pulled out all my old cards. I started playing as a kid back in like '94 or 5. So I have shitloads of old cards from the original sets. Nothing fancy or expensive really. Everyone played commander, and I realised very quickly that to get a competetive deck I'd have to shell out wedge for a load of fancy cards.So I went to the dogeaters. I found that plenty of chinks will just print MTG carts as perfect replicas. You can only really tell if you rip the card apart to see what paper it's made of. Some of the worse quality cards you could tell by the texture on the face of it. Both very easy to dodge because >Fucking hell dude you want to rip up that card to see if its fake? No way man it's worth X amount!>Oh you wanna rub your filthy sasuage fingers all over my cards? Fuck off!Now I had noticed that there was a subset of guys at the LGS who were "investors." All their cards were like quad-sleeved. Real precious with them. I used to just riffle-shuffle and not give a shit. They'd tell me off. "oh anon, you shouldn't do that!" This was before I bought the fancy knock-off cards.So I made a deck that was full of these cards. No black lotuses or anything like that, just old rare cards worth a few hundred to the scalpers. I'd riffle them. I'd scratch them with my finger nail "There's some gunk stuck to it. I gotta get it off, it's annoying." I'd drop them intentionally and step on them, Just everything I could do to signal "I don't value these pieces of cardboard at all."I had more fun winding the cunts up doing that than I did playing the game in the end. I think they thought that a goldmine had wandered into the shop and they were all just trying to figure out how to get me to sell my collection.I'd always say "Listen. I paid pennies for this card. It's worth pennies to me."
>>519368581It's the usual bullshit, trying to cater to everyone for the largest possible market share. >1pbtidBut (you) don't care.
>>519374256I'm noting you didn't deny that you're a kike lol.
>>519368581for everyone aka only for satanic west coast degenerates
>>519368581Just realized that in D&D, the Dungeon Master is basically the Demiurge, and the players are archons controlling flesh creatures for lulz.
>>519370206this fuck god for letting this happen he truly hates us
>>519374823again not real rpgs
>>519375187You cant expect jewish gods or jews-on-a-stick to save you from jewish predation and parasitism.
>>519374924KekA guy I met in a game who is definitely a /pol/tard and wanted to date my sister, told me he used to like playing DnD. He said "DnD used to be cool, but it's all fat trannies now" Described the entire situation in a single sentence.
>>519368581A Beholder shooting gayness beams at everyone is a kind of neat idea I guess
>>519368581Look closely at the castle: it is on fire. No there are no orange or yellow flames but look at it: you can see. The building that is symbolic for order, structure, tradition, it is secretly on fire in the background. Behind all the faggot shit as they celebrate.
>>519370206Facts.
>>519375417It represents Notre Dame.
>>519369463When I was at a big hippie gathering in Colorado I organized a loose D&D game with a bunch of them and there was a black kid who went by the nickname Goku. He made his D&D character also Goku and on his character sheet he just wrote "Likes a lot of food" and "Spiky hair" Despite this he was a good natured nig and we had a fun time, he was a good player and understood the rules just fine he was just juvenile when it came to roleplaying. He's the only black I've ever seen play D&D and it was because I invited him and taught him about it. I also think he was a little bit autistic which may have helped.
>>519375417The artwork is so shit and technically inept that it could be conceivably anything.
>>519368581It was always for everyone, it's a set of pages that someone just reads and repeats appropriate sections of during gameplay.You never had to sign a social or political checklist to play the fucking game before.Except now the writing, themes, art and mechanics suck and the staff are eating their own because even lefties can't tolerate being around lefties.Meanwhile those that publicly stuck themselves to the brand now realize they're REALLY stuck, as they've tried to write their own work and it turns out they suck too and must stay on the sinking ship or take a pay cut.
>>519368581Even the tower in the background isn't straight.
>>519375521They made the castle look like it's in the process of falling down. It's too specific to be by accident, they could have done the normal thing of you know... drawing a regular castle.Little kids pick up on these things too, both subliminally and consciously. Which I bet is the actual aim of the game.
>>519369463I've seen a few awkward mulattos but they tended to want to use it to escape reality. The worst offenders are the troons and women with unnatural hair colors, they just HAVE to insert their nasty fetishes into literally everything.
>>519368581>Is Dungeons and Dragons truly for everyone?THE FORCE IS FEMALEFORCEISFEMALE
>>519368581Wizards of the Coast has literally zero influence over how anyone chooses to play DnD. The experience is entirely reliant on the DM. Play with a faggot progressive DM and you get faggot progressive gameplay. Play with a normal person and you get normal games. The best DnD experiences are with NoLife DMs who draw all their own maps and write all their own stories and loot tables and make all their own items and shit. I could not possibly care less about whatever retarded woke shit they decide to make "official."
>>519375802Well said.
>>519368874MSG is delicious though
>>519375802True. But I also like having official material. The old official material was so so good. Sad to think we'll never get any of that again.
>>519375802This is true, but the issue is what will D&D be in 10 years? Who is coming into the hobby, and what is bringing them in? How does the company that owns it tell them to play? Etc.Most people don't have an old grognard to help them get into D&D. It's just a group of friends who buy the books and start playing. When the books are basically just political propoganda it's going to poison things. Because they will think that is what D&D is. The based kids will just abandon it and find another hobby. If the wokeslop nature doesn't put them off far before they reach the point of even buying a book.
>>519373026>I lost my eye to a rat.There's a good story behind that.
>>519375802WOTC enforces a CoC that game stores MUST adhere to in order to get WOTC product.
>>519373271kek, I wonder what mixed-race players think of this idiotic shit
>>519372925Weapons.
>>519376062 Just use the old material and maybe adapt the new rules. Most hobbies these days involve a little DIY because corporations are either incompetent, gay, excessively greedy or some combination of the three. On the flipside you are completely justified pirating any and all materials pertaining to D&D.
>>519376400with how multiracial DnD has become they honestly should all be one race at this point also considering how much they also push mixing.
>>519373031It's really odd how all this modern leftist SJW shit started becoming a mobilized problem everywhere around 2014-2015. What caused it?
>>519376575Piracy needs absolutely no justification. Data wants to be free and anything digital is payment optional by its nature.
>>519374988>Weak, pathetic insultsAnd we're all still laughing at you.
>>519376601Delayed reaction from the kikes absolutely shitting themselves at how close OWS came to shutting it all down.
>>519368581Anyone want to DM a campaign in which a party of heroic orcs purge the mountain countryside of degeneracy with fire?
>>519376757I think this is too vague, there was some "sharp" focused point that caused this because there's too many troons with the same milled out and generic form from a factory mold all showing up at once around 2012-2015 range. Tumblr definitely has something to do with it, and furfags, and elves.
>>519368581The Golden Rule of all tabletop RPGs is this: Whoever runs the game has final say on everything. If the Dungeon Master wants to make changes to the core rules and have the story be about a big gay interracial interspecies orgy, there's never been anything stopping him. Not in the past, not in the present, not in the future.Simple as.
>>519376757Thanks for the pic though, I enjoy people having a critical eye from that period because it was hard to see the changes as they were happening and so many (((distractions))) have happened since I'm surprised many people even remember OWS.
>>519376713What insult? I just called you out as a kike, correctly, and then pointed out that I got my confirm when you didn't deny it.Your issue is that Talmudists only have like half a dozen good tricks and you overused all of them.
>>519372785Whatever, bruv. You haven't lived until you streamed D&D with a black twitch qt
>>519368581If DnD is for everyone, then it's also for Neo-nazis that want to RP cleansing their lands from faggots and Orcs (since apparently WoTC equates Orcs with niggers)
>>519368581as with everything, self-insert fags ruined it
>>519377151>flag>niggerloveroy vey
>>519368581>fags everywhereyou gotta be fucking kidding...
>>519377199I only play as half-orc barbarians.
>>519373840WTF? Gary Gygax is based.
>>519376891Orcs and goblins are peaceful and heckin' cultured now.
>>519377120>you right now, thinking you've won...something.
>>519368581Orc boy is drunk, he will regret tomorrow.SAD...
>>519377629Still not denying that you're a kike, I see.You need to go back to shule and find some rabbim who have access to the more obscure tractates and pay them to come up with new arguments for you, these old surface Talmudic tricks are all played out as I already informed you.
>>519372651Would you rater be in a forest with a Man(ticore) or an (owl)bear?
>>519375802>literally zero influence over how anyone chooses to play DnDExcept LGS+Adventurers League+the TOS for several major ease-of-play sites+tons of the big conventions and events.It's certainly worse for MTG, but it's still there.
>>519377024That's a cope when thos who write the books set the default, define reality for modules, and establish lore that sets the baseline for anyone who can't or won't no-life it to fully flesh out a world for a game.
>>519370206>live European myths and military strategyDog back when D&D was created that WAS theater kid faggot tea partyAre you seriously contending that playing dungeons and fucking dragons was ever, at any point, some based upstanding pastime for the white man?
>>519368581Not for me. I don't play fantasy stuff.
>>519377977Also the pussyfication of the game mechanics.For example, the different races no longer get bonusses and penalties on their Ability Scores at character creation, so now every Half-Orc can be a Wizard and every Halfling a Barbarian without the Players actually having to work to make the build work.
>>519374040"we absolutely NEED more overweight representation in mtg. what would be a fitting and conceptually understandable role for this person to have that would allow them to become overweight and maintain that weight despite great power or skill in their chosen profession? surely some kind of wizard, or maybe an artificer or a priest?""He's going to be a monster tamer who super-athletically runs around forests and wrangles and climbs on giant beasts all day. Also he's a beautiful trans boy with downs syndrome and rainbow hi-top fade and is 15 so we can get more children interested in living and thinking the correct way.""yes dear"
>>519368581No, it’s always been for fags
>>519368581>Gay interracial couple at the center of attention>Today's style pink-haired dyke>Old gay interracial lesbian couple>Rainbow flag in the sky>Levitating "black queen" being adored>Lesbian and gay couples everywhere I guess you can fantasize about some magic gay as fuck medieval world if you're a fag but yeah, sad to see.
>>519368581This is what's called "Whacky slutty bard"If your dnd group has someone playing as a tiefling, runThey're going to seduce everyone because it's soooo le epic funny
>>519371309So what exactly are the black spots? Like what happens if you poke at it? Looks absolutely fucking disgusting dude, Jesus
Honestly at this point I'm convinced that all of nerd culture has been purposefully ruined as a psyop in order to try and push all of them away from nerd shit and towards becoming normies and signing up for the military and shit like that.
>DND now has microtransactionshttps://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/One_D%26D
>>519368581> nerds who got shunned hide in a corner and create their own thing> bitches and fags demand they be included too> corpos buckle and cater because its already preplaned by jews anywayLiteraly witnessed as this happened to anime and wh40k. Normies and jews need to be culled right this instant.
>>519368581The acceptability of degeneracy in a setting is entirely up to the discretion of the Dungeon MasterThat being said, 5e is supremely gay and incredibly faggy
>>519368581It's cool they're so lazy they used ai which cane up with a combo of northshire from wow and a dnc standard fuckparty with an all seeing eye monster thrown in. The only reason to go there in a video game/dnd campaign would be to roll for its destruction.
>>519368581No. It's for faggots, trannies and niggers, and people who like or don't mind them. It is certainly not for children, christians, muslims, jews, buddhists, shintoists, taoists, hindus, straights, whites, cis, nationalists, monarchists, democrazies, fascists, oligarchists, autocrats, anarchists, communists, socialists, people without congenital defects, the able-bodied, the sane, the serious, the humorous...In fact, it seems to not be for anyone except a specific caste of trans-inclusive intersectional leftist.
>>519368581My stat sheet is no longer valid with the changing of the rules. What the fuck is a night-elf-mohawk?
Half the threads in the catalog nowadays are just>here is a twitter thread, what do you think?The mods are intentionally killing this site.
>>519380646It's something gay.
>>519380297Still waiting on the official DM ruling on whether the entire scene is "good" or "evil".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dktNcYGjgVE
>>519378140Fucking what? Dungeons and Dragons was an offshoot of a war game. The theatre faggotry was added later.
So they are cool with me telling a story about a group of Nazis who rape Halflings and kill niggers? Fucking based!
>>519372944>All the fucking time i have to jump through hoops to satisfy some retarded agendaWhen was the list time you had to do this?
>>519370613Can confirm, it's a game made by jews, for jews. The gameplay loop is as follows>1: make deck of cards, takes lots of time>2: make sure you can play your cards after estimating manacurve/goldfishing>3: find fellow retards to play the game with,>4: realize your deck is a penny deck and theirs cost 300+ dollars each or are prebuilt>5: none of your cards actually work how you thought and the other retard explains why your cards never have priority, precedent, and aktually no matter what they win.>6: learn about "the stack" Idk if I really enjoyed magic the gathering I would become a sovereign citizen and just represent myself in court. It's the same experience and costs about as much money, except if I win I get to keep the house instead of be the honorary king of stinky nerds.
>>519374040
>>519381084>It's the same experienceExplain that logic to me please.
>>519376937>too many troons with the same milled out and generic form from a factory moldIt's pretty common for people trying to be different while still having a way to signal to each other "we're on the same team" to end up looking the same. Hipsters all ended up looking the same despite trying to be unique individuals. Turns out when you're lazy and try to be counter culture, everyone else with the same idea makes similar lazy decisions. (and they actually like being in a like-minded group, even if they deny it.)Troons actually shared ideas with each other about how best to stand out and upset normal people to force us to acknoledge they exist.
>>519381325>MTG: a bunch of giga nerds cite oddball rulings from decades ago while they speculate on your intention and past actions arguing that you own nothing (sacrifice all permanents) and must be happy>Courthouse: a bunch of half assed boomer nerds cite oddball rulings from decades ago while they speculate on your intentions arguing that you own nothing (you must register the farm tractor and pay insurance) and be happy.
>>519368833this
>>519373691Gamergate failed miserably. Modern games sucks...
>>519382162.... By youe logic, football is the same.
Literally just a made up setting for community improv theater game. Make your own setting and rules if you don't like the official ones. There's no competitive DnD scene, you just hang with your friends and play to be elves and shit for a few hours.
>>519370457>>519375380Serious question... When beholders fight each other, is it just a staring contest, with the first one to blink its main eye losing its anti-magic field, and getting disintegrated a split second later?Or, since they float by magic, do they both drop to the ground and whichever one rolls into an unlucky position (eye facing away) will be at the mercy of the other?>>519370613>MtG people stinkDelete this
>>519368716Remember that the Arabian nighs began with a sultan discovering that his wife cheated on him with a black slave.
>>519383445They spend half the game standing around while the man in stripes yells at them so yea.
>>519383812Really I think it's just a uniquely middle eastern mental illness, jews, arabs, jeets, all cursed with this bizzare degeneracy.
>>519374938Speaking of riffle-shuffling, I've always found it annoying how difficult it was to riffle with MtG cards. I play poker with the boys every once in awhile, and when we play MtG I want to be able to do the stupid retarded shuffling antics I do during poker. I've tried finding sites where you can print them onto the same size and card stock that Bicycle cards use, but I've never been able to find one. Shame really.
d&d and anime have become woke.pathfinder has always been woke but are now insufferable. The community are filled with anal retards. I have made my peace, will not spend a dime and partake in the old shit.We'll always have "Angel Cop"....
>>519373566>human mother>father monsterWhy didn't the human father fuck the bird? Why isn't it incel father, orc mother?
>>519368581NoYou aren't allowed to be a racist anymore
>>519368581It is until you do a campaign centering around something they don’t like.
>>519372002Well it's not wargaming, it's larping as a voice actor.
>>519377109Oh I remember it well. I remember videos coming out of crazy "far left people" talking about the progressive stack. I remember the OG OWS people being forced out by these luncatics. Who then turned the whole thing into a liberal shame-spiral.>>519376937There were no troons back then. Zero.Back then "tranny" meant transvestite. No one believed for a second, nor did any of them suggest it themselves, that they had actually changed sex. They were just fags in dresses.
>>519368833check'd
>>519385106Prior to troons it was furfags and prior to furfags it was otherkin and prior to otherkin it was elfkin. It's all the same autistic mentally-ill dysgenic faggots who want to escape what they are because they've been groomed into becoming dissatisfied with reality and their true self. Troons are by far the most obnoxious and annoying of the groups but I remember distinctly wanted every era of faggot to be purged violently from society.
>> RUINED COMEDY >> RUINED TELEVISION [Little of value was lost] >> RUINED DAWN OF WAR // W40K >> RUINED EVERY VIDEO GAME THEY TOUCH >> RUINED MOST OF SOCIAL MEDIA SINCE 2015 & FILMS // HOLLYWOOD MOVIES LOL. LMAO EVEN --- LEFTOIDS AREN'T HUMAN.
>>519385663>>519385663>>519385663STAY BASED ANON
H A H A H A H A A A H A H A A A H A H A H A A H A H A
>>519368581> Is D&D for everyoneYeah, but not because of the prissy progressive ideology injected into core books by corporate schmucks.Rather because anyone can be a game master and the game master alone dictates the content of the game and how its run.These reference materials, at best, provide inspiration or a framework to build off of - and even then, a confident game master will often outright ignore them and simply forge their own systems and setting wholecloth.That goes not just for D&D, but any tabletop roleplaying game.
>>519385663The difference being EVERYONE ripped the shit out of furfags all the time. No one took them seriously. They were a complete joke from day 1.
>>519387671But they still stuck around, which is the problem. People should've actually violently ripped the shit out of furfags until they were in fear for their lives.
>519368581piss off kurwa
>>519387743Yeah man I'm sure you personally killed at least a score with your bare hands.
>>519387928I wish I could've, I wouldn't hesitate if given a consequence free chance but I'm not about to throw my life away to deal with biotrash.
>>519387260>their >one person"His"Pronoun fag
>>519388102Well all I can say is that you really let yourself down then. According to your own beliefs.
>>519369463>Imagine you just rolled a 20But I didn't roll a 20
>>519368581My fantasy world doesn't have fags or shitskins.
Technically dungeons and dragons IS for everyone, me and the boys play in an all human campaign where everyone is white and the church punishes degeneracy by death. I thought initially they would try to do an uprising against said church (because the church is so heavy handed with their approach, burning so-called witches, anyone deemed 'possessed' by demonic shit, etc) but instead they're working for them now, purging villages of "demonic" influences both literally and figuratively.The rip and tear fighter literally threw a man off the top of a clocktower after he showed feminine attributes. He thanked them for saving the village while having "tears in his eyes." The fighter said that it was no wonder that a demonic glabrezu took over the city with a cowardly, crybaby mayor in charge, and thus put the man to death. It's pretty fucking gay that WOTC leans so heavily into the faggot and theater kid sphere, their latest monster manual had actually decent art but not even the succubus was sexy, she looked like a fucking fridge (pic related). They're so fucking retarded pandering to just one side so they get what they fucking deserve, record low sales on 2024 dnd books and people abandoning the system in droves.
>>519379910good theory
>>519379910>>519379910>>519379910BASICALLY ALL THE WHITE MEN RETREATED AFTER WWII INTO THEIR LITTLE CLIQUES + TELEVISION THE JEWS AND WAHMEN HAD TO RUIN EVEN THAT XDDDDDNO MORE MOVIES // GAMES NO MORE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS NO MORE WA40K WITHOUT TRANNIES TAKE THIS GOYMAN XDDDDD THE BOOMERS AND JEWS ARE SO STUPID. IT'S COMICAL.
>>519368581Hath any among ye taken note that, since the swarthy trolls took up dwelling in the village, misdeeds and thievery have grown ever more common? I'm beginning to observe a change
>>519368581Only use pirated or second hand 1st and 2nd edition materials. The problem goes away and you get to keep your money. Some of the money you save, you can donate to neonazi orgs, because why not.
>>519381325You're talking to an autistic nerd who couldnt into mtg, so talks down on it like its too complicated to a bunch of nerds who played when we were 12 and can tell from his description hes a retard. He, however, thinks he's flexing. What kind of answer are you expecting?
>>519372002>leftists actually really do like playing dnd.They do roleplay storytime but they don't actually play with rules that matter. They do maybe one combat encounter a session in-between hours of larping at taverns and going shopping. And in that combat, none of them know the rules or how any of the systems work (including the DM) so they just make up shit on the fly until they "win". >used to play with faggots
>>519368581DnD is about dungeons and quests and slaying monsters, not gay rimance fantasies
>>519380167No, you just need whiter hobbies, honestly.
>>519368581Th absolute worst part of this image is the god damned Beholder. A literal unnatural and objectively evil creature.
>>519374938>calling cream cheese schmearThis game is so jewish now. I actually rolled my eyes at black Aragorn when they did the LOTR set
>>519393800>A literal unnatural and objectively evil creature.A leftist then.
