/pol/ - SAARS! SOMEONE HELP WITH THE AWS! BLOODY BENCHOD!! - Politically Incorrect

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10/20/25(Mon)12:56:15 No.519376524

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Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa) 10/20/25(Mon)12:56:15 No.519376524 Archived

SAARS! SOMEONE HELP WITH THE AWS!
BLOODY BENCHOD!!

Anonymous (ID: jUA1oTxD)
10/20/25(Mon)12:58:45 No.519376703

Anonymous (ID: jUA1oTxD) 10/20/25(Mon)12:58:45 No.519376703

JUST RESTART THE CONTAINER SAAAR
RELAUNCH THE VM SAAAAAAAAR
UNPLUG AND REPLUG THE SAAAAAAAAAARVEEEEEER

Anonymous (ID: HHZxNC4l)
10/20/25(Mon)13:01:56 No.519376946

Anonymous (ID: HHZxNC4l) 10/20/25(Mon)13:01:56 No.519376946

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>NOOOOOOO NOW WE HAVE TO PAY 20 JEET’S WAGES (a normal wage) ON A WHITE GUY TO FIX IT!!! NOOOOOOOO BLOODY BASTERD

Anonymous (ID: 2vEvML+l)
10/20/25(Mon)13:07:53 No.519377335

Anonymous (ID: 2vEvML+l) 10/20/25(Mon)13:07:53 No.519377335

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>>519376524
>SAARS WE ARE WORKING ON THE FIX SAARS
>PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND BE PATIENT
>DO NOT REDEEM MOVING TO OUT COMPETITORS!

Anonymous (ID: hJQG85IB)
10/20/25(Mon)13:10:45 No.519377525

Anonymous (ID: hJQG85IB) 10/20/25(Mon)13:10:45 No.519377525

>>519376524

if there were ever a case for automating the programming industry with AI, there you have it.

Anonymous (ID: 2vEvML+l)
10/20/25(Mon)13:11:10 No.519377558

Anonymous (ID: 2vEvML+l) 10/20/25(Mon)13:11:10 No.519377558

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>>519376524
>GLOBAL OUTAGE
>ENTIRE COMPANY SUMMONED TO TROUBLESHOOT
>SAARS CANNOT FIGURE SHIT OUT
> MFW INTERNET IS DOWN BECAUSE STREETSHITTERS CLOGGED IT
BRAAAPMIN IQ

Anonymous (ID: vQcii7hf)
10/20/25(Mon)13:12:04 No.519377618

Anonymous (ID: vQcii7hf) 10/20/25(Mon)13:12:04 No.519377618

>>519377525
Great. Then we can have these events weekly instead of once every year or two.

Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa)
10/20/25(Mon)13:22:32 No.519378355

Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa) 10/20/25(Mon)13:22:32 No.519378355

97 SERVICES DOWN SAARS!!
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status?ts=20251020
DO THE NEEDFUL SAARS!

Anonymous (ID: RxOAbo7Y)
10/20/25(Mon)13:23:16 No.519378413

Anonymous (ID: RxOAbo7Y) 10/20/25(Mon)13:23:16 No.519378413

>>519376524
Keep using jeets, it's going great.

Anonymous (ID: TVSTK4UR)
10/20/25(Mon)13:27:03 No.519378678

Anonymous (ID: TVSTK4UR) 10/20/25(Mon)13:27:03 No.519378678

>>519376524
Andy Jassy needs force-fed pork until his heart explodes.

Anonymous (ID: UqyAiwyb)
10/20/25(Mon)13:28:08 No.519378748

Anonymous (ID: UqyAiwyb) 10/20/25(Mon)13:28:08 No.519378748

lmao I knew AWS was a dogshit service

Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa)
10/20/25(Mon)13:29:53 No.519378881

Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa) 10/20/25(Mon)13:29:53 No.519378881

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Guys, this is serious now... They're down to three nines now. This decision, to replace Americans with Indians, is going to cost AWS a FUCKING TON of money.

Anonymous (ID: aP0t4hBl)
10/20/25(Mon)13:37:29 No.519379413

Anonymous (ID: aP0t4hBl) 10/20/25(Mon)13:37:29 No.519379413

>>519378881
GOOD. Fuck you niggers.

Anonymous (ID: AC20I2ew)
10/20/25(Mon)13:59:13 No.519381006

Anonymous (ID: AC20I2ew) 10/20/25(Mon)13:59:13 No.519381006

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At least their AWS status website works.
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

Anonymous (ID: bPTka0gP)
10/20/25(Mon)14:03:51 No.519381351

Anonymous (ID: bPTka0gP) 10/20/25(Mon)14:03:51 No.519381351

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>>519377558
SAAAAAARRRRR YOU NEED TO BE RELYING ON PUNJABI WISDOM TO FIX PROBLEM. NEED MANY MUCH MORE INDIANS IN WESTERN SOCIETY TO FIX MANY PROBLEM. ONLY HIGH CASTE BRAHMIN SAAR VERY SMART WELL ADJUSTED SAAR

Anonymous (ID: /0cUCXBc)
10/20/25(Mon)14:07:32 No.519381613

Anonymous (ID: /0cUCXBc) 10/20/25(Mon)14:07:32 No.519381613

>>519381006
Hahaha this is great. Crypto would be crashing if it wasn't for the handy outage.

Anonymous (ID: hXcalK56)
10/20/25(Mon)14:17:46 No.519382330

Anonymous (ID: hXcalK56) 10/20/25(Mon)14:17:46 No.519382330

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>>519376524
>>519381006

Jesus, they still haven't fixed the issues?
So it wasn't the DNS issue they said it was hours after it started?

Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa)
10/20/25(Mon)14:20:03 No.519382501

Anonymous (ID: sFt+gJCa) 10/20/25(Mon)14:20:03 No.519382501

>>519382330
>Jesus, they still haven't fixed the issues?
No, it's been getting worse for hours. There were 56 services down when jeets called it fixed. We're now at
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status?ts=20251020
105 services down

Anonymous (ID: /0cUCXBc)
10/20/25(Mon)14:20:23 No.519382536

Anonymous (ID: /0cUCXBc) 10/20/25(Mon)14:20:23 No.519382536

>>519381006
fire sale

Anonymous (ID: bPTka0gP)
10/20/25(Mon)14:22:31 No.519382688

Anonymous (ID: bPTka0gP) 10/20/25(Mon)14:22:31 No.519382688

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>>519382330
This is an extremely complicated issue being worked on by the cheapest H1B visa applicants money could buy! At this very moment hundreds, nay thousands of high caste brahmin are working on the problem. Look! They've even figured out how to use toilets! I'm confident the issue will be redeemed I mean resolved in a matter of months!

Anonymous (ID: AC20I2ew)
10/20/25(Mon)14:24:17 No.519382805

Anonymous (ID: AC20I2ew) 10/20/25(Mon)14:24:17 No.519382805

>>519382688
Eventually they're going to make systems so complicated that when they break it is impossible to fix them. Like when a skyscraper starts to collapse. Can't be fixed, have to let it die then rebuilt it from the ground up.

Anonymous (ID: AxPq1MAC)
10/20/25(Mon)14:27:46 No.519383077

Anonymous (ID: AxPq1MAC) 10/20/25(Mon)14:27:46 No.519383077