What's that Muhammad is currently backing that ass up for ZUTT???! Oh my, I must bear witness to this!HOLY MOLY! This 'Mo a real looker, ain't he?! He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making.Will a big strong zutt PLEASE come over and pleasure me Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Muhammed came here prepared.Prepared to be ravaged by these zutt BULLS. He is the prize of the Battle of Uhud, and quite the prize he is.Are you single, babe?Do you want to get your prophussy juiced I can please you, muhammed.Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the desert What am I talking about, that slut can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of zutt meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!Hm... inspects him with a magnifying glass Yes yes, this is a slutty prophet alright. grips his ass cheeks really hard Tight, firm butt cheeks. Spreads them A shaved butt holly pulls off his thong A shaved, cut cock. rubs legs Shaved legs... Glorious! This slut is flawless!What a ripe zesty slut prophet, he's in need of a few butt spanks.Muhammed looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutty prophet!Dearest me, is this 'Mo overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
>>519384731The hadith is talking about the incident described in Surah al-Jinn, specifically in Verse 18-19.>And know that all worship is due to God alone: hence, do not invoke anyone side by side with God! Yet thus it is that whenever a servant of God stands up in prayer to Him, they [who are bent on denying the truth] would gladly overwhelm him with their crowds.You can listen to it here.https://youtu.be/n8B0yfGVGOgLet's read a commentary.>When the servant of Allah stood up invoking Him in prayer they just made round him a dense crowd as if sticking one over the other. Humans and Jinns both crowded together over this matter in order to extinguish it.Who were these people?>From 46:30, it transpires that the jinn in question were followers of the Mosaic faith, inasmuch as they refer to the Qur'an as "a revelation bestowed from on high after [that of] Moses", thus pointedly omitting any mention of the intervening prophet, Jesus, and equally pointedly (in verse 3 of the present surah) stressing their rejection of the Christian concept of the Trinity. All this leads one to the assumption that they may have been Jews from from Syria or Mesopotamia. Tabari mentions in several places that the jinn referred to in this surah as well as in 46:29 ff. hailed from Nasibin, a town on the upper reaches of the Euphrates.What is the message?>I do not claim to have any share or role in the Godhead of Allah, nor that I possess any power in making or marring the people's destinies. I am only a Messenger and the mission that has been entrusted to me is no more than that I should convey the messages of Allah to you. As for the powers of Godhead, they wholly belong to Allah. Not to speak of benefiting or harming others, I do not have the power to cause good or harm even to myself. If I disobey Allah, I cannot seek and have refuge anywhere from His punishment, and I have no helper and protector beside Allah.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>519384823yeah but that ain't how it went,and it ain't funny eitheri made my choice
>>519384823you really don't like the news of this getting out and spreading do you, mohammad?lol
ZuttSlut Mohamutt >Inb4 it's just jinns, bro>Inb4 Bukhari disputes the chain of narrationCOPEZUTTED AND NUTTED INTO
>>519384731The most ethical solution seems to be to immediately help every semite move to that region so that they can contribute and have their share in achieving a good final state for the region. We non-semites are simply not made to contribute in any meaningful way, our genetic makeup is just too different. We have seen how detrimental well meant aid can be.
classic
>>519385091You can spread it around as much as you want. You'll be exposed as a liar and it's only going to help our cause. Spread a thousand lies. Spread a million. See how it works out for you.
>>519384731I'M GONNA ZUTT
why do white people memes always involve getting fucked big black dicks?
>>519384731New kike psyop
>>519385437no white man has written a hadith
>>519384823>He didn't get fucked in the ass he just got really close to a bunch of genies and prayed so hard that he walked a little funny for the next couple of days and had to use his bros lap as a pillowLmao. Even the most forgiving interpretation is gay as hell.
>>519385546Gas kikesProphet (zihb) got raped
>>519385539incel muzzrats scream JOOOO and FEMINIST
>>519384731Debunked and fakehttps://www.icraa.org/jinn-crowd-in-prophet-misread-hadith/Rapejeets can instead goon to Ram getting monke'd by Hanuman
>>519385061Of course you made a choice, ramloo. You like gooning to gay fiction
>>519385360>You'll be exposed as a liarthe jig is up. time to throw the prophet off of a roof, lil bro. he's got zutt nut all in his ass and shit.
>>519385091Ayylmao. Spreading debunked lies will help muzzies, you low IQ poopjeet
>>519386001>>519386075you're brown.
>>519386075>b-but we debunked itsure you did. i'm sure the silly shit your scholars use to convince you inbred idiots will work on everybody else just as well.
>>519385539Its possible the kikes are spreading it but its a hadith that has existed for centuries and its hilarious. The goat fucker. The child rapist. Was buck broken by jeets. The most historically insignificant group of people on earth
>>519385605At least it's honest enough to engage with the contents . The most vile gaslighting is the MUH chain of narration cope that some Muslims use to dismiss it. They just claim the witness wasn't "confirmed" by experts enough and is untrustworthy and dismiss the whole thing.
>>519384731What's this about a pbuh-ussy?
>>519385129Ram got his bussy keyed and nutte'd by Monke
>>519384731I saw the prophet eating chicken
>>519385437These memes are being astroturfed by poopneets not whiteys. Poopjeets love black dicks. Their shiva linga worship is nothing but black dick worship. Theres a reason why "blacked" is the most popular porn in India
The problem with the gayness of islam is that they pretend to be the champion of toxic masculinity
>>519386412your brain can't, but we can laugh at pajeets, kikes, niggers, latinx and other streetshitters all in the same day.
>>519384731KEK who drew this masterpiece
>>519385605>walked funny for next couple of daysOnly happened in your mind. Fake and debunked
>>519386137You're a turdjeet
>>519385713Ah yes. The kike is already trying to establish a false dichotomy.
Zesty got zutt broken
>>519386189I'm sure your debunked gay fantasies will help you in your goon sessions
>>519385437Jewish. They got a weird obsession with that. Aryans would rather have sex with their own or not fuss about it. It is also a Semite thing. Arabs back then believed Jeets were big dicked like Africans. Mohammed's double life where his wives complain about cleaning his suspicious semen stains is funny enough.
>>519386198>Hadith exist for centuriesTrue>it wasn't mistranslated by poopjeetshttps://www.icraa.org/jinn-crowd-in-prophet-misread-hadith/
>>519384731where were you when lgbtq became simply i
>>519386426As gay as Russian soldiers. Real rape cultures create gigantic closet homos.
ZUTT ZUTT IN THE BUTT
>>519386426It's like niggers and mexicans.They always go on about being manly men but they blow fortunes on designer clothing and hair care products like girls. They even kill each other for jewelry.
>>519385360I personally think there is only a 1% chance of it being true. But it is still a real hadith. Nobody is lying about that. Aisha washing Mohammed's semen stains out of his clothes has several references from strong hadiths. Why and how did this happen to him so many times?
Around zutts, you feel the thrusts.
>>519384731zutted
>>519384731saars, in vishnu's name....why are we starting this. the mudslime are going to shitpost on our shit eating again
>>519385937everyone knows poojeets worship gay demons doesnt mean muhhamad piss be upon him wasnt a fag
>>519387573>zutt in my buttGonna remember that one for future threads
>>519385360Muslims are faggots. Bacha bazi is very very common practice in Islamic countries. You can find entire YouTube channels of Muslims themselves doing dancing boy acts with iman's making it rain on young dancing boys. Fag/pedophile religion.>>519385539Islam is a kike psyop.>>519386426They hide and cover their women and then turn to raping young boys that don't have facial hair and try to convince themselves it's not gay.Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan all the "based" Muslims are full of fags and LGBTQ long before the wicked depraved "West" was promoting it.
Ew
>>519387504Here's the context in which that happened.https://hadeethenc.com/en/browse/hadith/3388>What's wrong with washing?It makes the stain permanent. In a world without detergent, where only water is available, it's better to scrape off the material then rinse it.Also this is a housekeeping-related biographical detail. It's not pertinent to Islam as practiced by Muslims. It's fine to remove semen stains however you think is best. Hadith only matter when it comes to spiritual matters.https://www.abuaminaelias.com/dailyhadithonline/2011/05/19/know-better-affairs-dunya/
>>519388539Bacha bazi is not an Islamic practice and all forms of homosexuality are prohibited in Islam.>Scholar and Turkologist Ingeborg Baldauf (1988) hypotheses that bacha bazi originated from Hellenistic Greco-Bactrian influences developed in the regions of Bactria and Sogdia, noting the similarities in classical Greek pederastic customs and the distinction between erastes (lover) and eromenos (beloved). Another potential origin being from Ancient China, due to the parallels of Chinese and Central Asian 'boy love', and its existence in East Turkestan.>The Journal of Trafficking and Human Exploitation (2019) said that Bacha Bazi is considered by some anthropologists to have been introduced by Alexander the Great's ancient Macedonian army in Central Asia. Further stating "[o]ld poems, tales, and songs about Bacha Bazi in Afghanistan predate the pre-Islamic era (Eighth Century)."
>>519384731The best thing about this story is knowing all mudshits assume the zutt slut position multiple times daily
>>519389021So just like Jesus and every other prophet and even the angels.https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Prostration
It really doesn't matter if he was really literally buttfucked by stinkjeets or not, plenty of people will believe it out of spite for muslims. Just like that hasan asshole shocking his dog, it's just over. The memes will bury them.
>>519389142Cope more, you worship a BZC whore.
>>519388948>TurkologistLmfao evenBut seriously a great sign of midwit thinking is quoting literal-who experts. I mean when you read what you posted it basically amounts to "yeah well they were doing it but it is similar to some other things that were done in other places so it must have come from there." Doctor it up with academic sounding language and it becomes ready-made cope. Similar to how people say that the Maize People must have gotten pyramids from the Egyptians because they made monuments of similar shape.
>>519389170Its funny. Zutt is a funny word. Zutted
Making a living grifting for Gods has always been historically done by super weirdos.
>>519385605My sides fucking hurt bros
>>519389668He was a prosperous merchant in Makkah. His entire clan was boycotted and nearly starved to death because of his preaching. He had to leave everything behind and settle in Madinah when they saw it wasn't working and decided to kill him.https://www.abuaminaelias.com/dailyhadithonline/2019/10/02/umar-weeps-for-prophet/>>519389429It existed before long before Afghanistan was Muslim. It also existed in surrounding non-Muslim cultures. It's prohibited in Islam.
>>519384731>homo and child rapistYep. It makes sense.
>>519390067>homosexuality is prohibited in islam>Mo (pajeets bust upon him) engaged in zutt orgiesmake it make sense.
