China accused the U.S. of launching a major cyberattack, hours later Amazon Web Services suffered a massive outage that took down hundreds of popular apps, including some online banking and crypto wallets.
Where when
>>519387389>Amazon Web Services suffered a massive outage that took down hundreds of popular appson diwali nonetheless
>>519387389Uh oh stinky
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VDTNmHfOE-k
>>519387389Is it happening bros? Is Lookner covering it yet?
>>519387389I want to be ninnnnnja
>>519387389WE’RE UNDER ATTACK WE’RE UNDER ATTACK
>>519387389didn't someone predict this a few days ago?
Twas the buttery males. I just know it.
>>519387389YELLOW PERILchink spies are everywhere
>>519387389it wasn't a cyberattack, a retarded engineer at aws put the wrong dns for dynamodb which unironically is used by all internal aws services
>>519388924WEF is finally doing it? About time>when the weather cools>that's when they'll make their move
>>519388152Lookner is also down
>>519390742For ants?
>>519391018clik file nameopens new tabclik plus signsee image size? 3900x4600
>>519387389hol on Chyna controls the internet now? ok now this is epic
>>519389434The December 8th emp leaker? Yeah, I've heard of him.
>>519391018>For ants?Retard.
>>519387389This is what happens when you have jeets in your IT department.
>>519388924>WE’RE UNDER ATTACK WE’RE UNDER ATTACKBy jeet incompetence.
>>519391018for humans with a PCnot browns on their phones
>>519393496>pooja you didn't run this as root right?>pooja?
>>519387389these are great for news
>>519393154What's the Dec 8th leaker? sauce?
WtfIt was not fixed
>>519391018fkys
CYBER POLYGON CURRENT YEAR
>>519394246>sabotaging your own businesswho would do such a thing?
>>519387675>on diwali nonetheless
>>519397739you're not the first to notice this, and it's no coincidence. i'm sure the chinese were not the only ones to notice. the chinese are now the ones who can say they were the first to notice. this is a game of cat and mouse.
Im not a crypto fag but aren't crypto wallets things kept on usb or were people dumb enough to host that on some website?
>>519387389Wtf, the amazon has web services? I thought it was just a bunch of trees, rain and mystery niggers.
>>519387389>hundreds of popular websitesOH NO.... OF was offline for an hour!MUH CUNTS AND TITS!How will I ever surviv... oh wait, there are cunts and tits elsewhere, everywhere in fact.
>>519398518>be crypto-merican>have QJKs and MEANINGLESS_ACRONYM™ on the block-chain and on the block-paki to own the jews and big-nigger>Chinkies take down the web for 20mins>merican insta-poorkek
>>519398599Go back to r*ddit
>>519387389>Muh heckin false flooogs
>>519387389AWS fired 40% of their devops recently after rolling out "self healing / provisioning" AI across their services. If you deal with any degree of AI through Amazon, you already know how horrible their implementations are. Not shocked at all. AI fucks us over in a myriad of ways every single day at Amazon. Now the external users get to experience our frustration on a massive scale.
>>519387389>it was the chinksjeets took the day off bruh
>>519387580right nowi dont have any internets
>>519387389A bigger issue here is why over half the internet goes down if AWS shits the bed - that’s a fucken huge SPOF, and a ripe target for hackers to be targeting moving forward
>>519401037Also this. Amazon cut corners and fired tons of staff to save their bottom line and look good for investors, despite having to spend even more to fix the fucking problem, as well as jeetmaxxing to the gills, and now instead of just ruining our culture and way of life, brown people are shitting up our infrastructure, too. Money isn’t real, society and its laws are fake & gay. I’m looking forward to the war.
>>519387389k
>>519403562If this was a legitimate cyber attack it was probably a probe to see where the soft spots are and to see what the effect would be
>>519387389I'm accusing Portugal
>>519387389Sheiit.
Oh noes, I use amazon so much that.. Ok I would rather watch the world burn then use shit from that greedy company.
government: NOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!also government: DON'T LOOK! only i can do this.
>>519387389lol no. I work at AWS and it’s suspected sabotage from a couple jeet layoffs.
>>519394762for retards
my interwebz jeeted
>>519410598>a couple jeet layoffsThat's even more disconcerting. That's all it took?
