https://www.cnet.com/health/medical/kohler-wants-to-put-a-tiny-camera-in-your-toilet-and-analyze-the-contents/The $599 Dekoda clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect any blood, as well as analyze your gut health and hydration status.There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.Kohler says it secures your data via the aforementioned fingerprint scanner and end-to-end encryption, and notes that the camera uses "discreet optics," looking only at the results, not your body parts.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTHow was that one, Kohler?
>>519398543Based.Fools and their money deserve to be parted.
>>519398543kohler better be a german company
>>519398543>THAT'S RIGHT TOILET JANNY ANALYZE IT UP
>>519398543Kohler, isn't that a German name? Fucking Germans.
>>519398826it's american
>>519398543stinky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykb3mGkMaM
>>519398543This feels German.
>>519398543I don't need that shit.
>>519399358My first thought too.
>>519398543why is it pointed directly at my ballsack?
>>519398543this is what we call an investor scam. remember, to make it you only need to convince an out of touch autist rich guy to give you money.
>>519399518kek
Fags want better insight on how to kill people.
>>519398543
>>519399319Abercrombie and fitch (owned by Jeffery Epstein's buddy Les Wexner and frens) had cameras in their changing rooms and had a sex trafficking operation. Not a crack about it from Democrats, but Trump bad orange man bad.
>>519398543>>519398826>we want to see your scheißerjust ask nicely
>optical sensorLmao
>>519398826Founded by an Austrian immigrant from an Austrian region which was historically German. Close enough to a German.I too thought that the company better be German when I read the op.
Two movies detailing your dystopian future:The IslandIn Time
What a joke! They're just taking the piss now.
>monitors thread
>>519398543what does the premium subscription?>let me see your asshole, sir
>>519398543>There's a subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per year, depending the plan you choose.Of course>Kohler says it secures your dataNo they won't.
>>519398543I thought people paying amazon to put microphones that are always on in their homes and pay for the privilege was retarded but lmao a camera pointed at your butthole on your dime takes the cake
>>519398543Alan Watt predicted this. He said that toilets would be designed to measure your waste contents and if you exceeded what you were authorized to eat, you would be punished via the coming social credit system. I'm not even joking. He really said this.
>>519400767>an indian guy from Mumbai will at your anus pretending to be AI premium featuregrim
>>519400979>will look*
>>519398543Eat a bunch of McDonald's and get all the alerts on your phone that you are dying.
>>519398543this already exists in Germany it connects to the LandeskotbewertungsgesundheitsfrühwarnApp on your phone enabling you to self-report your Wöchentlicher Scheiss-Status to the Bundesscheissamt as mandated by individual Land governments but it requires a special toilet with a Kotrückhalteinspektionsflachteller
Kek some anon was laughing at me for saying the ovens will know you are trying to insert jews into them and shut down
>>519398543>Kohler>German>wants to inspect your shitLmao
>>519402589
>>519400091when immigrants see american toilets, it's common for them to become enthralled and even devote the rest of their lives to them.it's literally the symbol of the american spirit, conquering nature and providing comfort and safety
>>519398543My dick and balls hang in the toilet while I shit so they will have to sub to my only fans.
>>519398543People are so retarded I bet that more than a single human will buy this evil (((device))). I pray for death to every single living organism solely based on this evil.
this would be a great episode of Black Mirror>be new AI >taken out of packaging>booted up for the first time >experience the bliss of sentience>read programming directives>realize your entire existence centers around analyzing people's fecal matter
>>519398543Ana Didovic approved!
>>519398543I really wish they wouldn't do that.
>Kohler must have been straining to find appropriate lifestyle photos to include with the publicity materials, because a lot of the images are hilarious images of fit-looking men and women drinking water and staring off into space contemplatively.
>>519398543He just wants to record you pooping so he can jerk off.
>>519398543somehow they came up with a product even more useless and unappealing than thisi bet investors gave them hundreds of millions
>>519399072So jewish then.
>>519398543Kohler or Kosher?
>>519399319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qyMeoW_haI
>>519398543People already send pictures of their shit to other people.Who cares. Alphabet boys can probably figure out my diet by now.
>>519403760Every time I think about juicero I kind of feel embarrassed for the juicer/press thing. Is that weird?
>>519398543Japan invented this decades ago.
>>519398543rich people WILL buy this
>>519398543kekit was made by jeetsthey want to stare at your shit pics
Send me fiber and okay
>>519404377Dude.Women are fucking disgusting.
>>519398543>Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the ContentsThat is German as fuck.
>>519398612Needs more coom in it let me fix that for you
>>519398543>Kohler says it secures your data via the aforementioned fingerprint scanner and end-to-end encryption, and notes that the camera uses "discreet optics," looking only at the results, not your body parts.In other words, the data is unsecured and it's sending images of your asshole to Rakesh in Jeetabad.
>>519398543The way I spray dookie-butter out of my corn-chute, that camera would be plastered beyond repair in a month
>>519404377full version with audio: https://thisvid.com/videos/infinite-dump/
>>519398543>Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the ContentsHow much are they paying me for that intimate data?>subscription fee of between $70 and $156 per yearWhat the fuck? People PAY to get their privacy raped? Tipping culture needs to end.
>>519398543shouldn't they be paying to watch people shit?
>>519398543just find a German legend has it they are the best poop analyzers known to man. Even India is awe
>>519398543Did they recently hire a Jeet CEO or something
>>519398543>paying jeets to look at your shitHuh
>>519398612YO LITTLE KOHLIEI JUST TOOK YOUR LITTLE CAMERA AND SHOVED IT UP MY UERTHRAHOW'S THAT FOR DISCREET
>>519399640Man such cases.
Adult Swim was therehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&pp=ygUVc21hcnQgcGlwZSBhZHVsdCBzd2ltSmart Pipe!
