Guys, how do we prevent the jeets from jeetifying the Mighty Mississippi and turning that big river into the shit filled ganges 2.0?>imagine the shit from pittsburge to greenbay to denver to new orleans
>>519417005we can't. we could have 10 years ago. elites sold us out
>>519417005>turning Mississipi into the shit filled ganges 2.0?Fuck, that would be worst than 3 gorges dam going down.
>>519417005Asian carp already did that
Whi people and da brothers gonna get seasoned rivers.
>>519417005My river runs deep, and she will eat the jeet and shit them out in the Gulf of America. FAFO retards, she only looks tranquil.
But anon think about how enriched the Mississippi river will be. It must flow with holy corpses and endless plastic trash. It will be a great blessing from Vishnu to America.
>>519417502The Mississippi is literally the greatest river in the world. the only other competitor is the Nile. The actual slope of the Mississippi and the Nile from their highest points to lowest points is such a small change which leads to boat travel on both rivers being super easy
>>519417235This. We got a lot of awful invasive species in the mississipi already that we're trying desperately hard to keep contained.
kill the old man missisipi. just drain dry tributaries, build dams, redirect water to california, impress chinese with that geoengineering
>>519417502>>519418179You may not like it, but this is what a real river looks like. Consider the flow. Consider the angle of the slope. Look upon the mighty Gulf of America that it feeds, the entire ocean is supplied by the Mississippi river. You think your Ganges can help you? Where is the Nile to help you? Face it. You will never be a real river. Your streams are pathetic, you flow north one day and south another. Your river is like a long, thin, sad lake. Shapeless. Draining into the ocean in drips. The Mississippi stands alone in its class. And it isn't even close.
>>519417005Modify the rabies virus so instead of hydrophobia it makes them afraid of poop, then make it airborne. Boom, india becomes cleaner in less than a year.
>>519417005is they culture, timmy
>>519417005when i go hiking i will jerk off into a stream or river. the thought of some hike-thot drinking my jizz downstream is very arousing.
>>519418654that's fucking retarded. most of the food grown in the US is shipped via the mississippi
>>519417005You gotta stop them from being able to travel.That's why we're building the wall.That's why the MAGA hat is so important. It's the symbol of the wall.It's the symbol of America first.
>>519418179thisif anything the mississippi is underdeveloped in regards to having great cities. Imagine if St Louis was like Chongqing lol
>>519421420I'm pretty sure it's only that big because china wants to force some people inland and if you live inland that's one of the only places that has jobs. A lot of thirdy countries like brazil, south korea and egypt are trying to force major inland cities. the reason st. louis is so small is because stl didn't want or they didn't want to give stl rail lines (no idea why NOLA is such a shithole) so they ran them through chicago and chicago and the other great lake cities all have access to the ocean via the erie canal and nyc so chicago and nyc both built up and now the rust belt shithole cities are rust belt cities because all the industry left the great lake cities for china and mexico
>>519422245Yeah, it would be a different story if the Mississippi drained into the Atlantic instead of the smallest of America's three coasts. The Yangtze meanwhile is like an inland sea in that it connects the interior of China to its only coast.
>>519417005I hope they do and box out the niggers instead of running the sacred northwest
>>519417005Kill them
>>519417005You can't. We will drop trash in it and you will like it.
>>519418179>never heard of the Volga, Danube, Yenisei, Yangtze, Yellow River
>>519417294Those rivers are only polluted because of white capitalism and imperialism btw
>>519423414most food exports still move via the mississippi and lousiana
>>519425451the mississippi river system has more miles of navigable river than the entire rest of the world combined