>*Starts following you*>Aye man you gotta few dollas? You got a cigarette mayne? Bruh you got any weed? Can i use yo phone mayne I gotta make a call bruh you got any shards you got any blues mayneWhat is your usual response?
>>519421278>"Nah, 's all good man."Then put my hand in my pocket and don't take my eyes off the nigger until I'm back in my truck.
>>519421278Uh, sorry, gotta go
>>519421278>nasal nerd voice>Weed? You mean Marijuana (pronounced mary-juh-wah-nah)? No sir none of that stuff for me! Fresh air's all these lungs need!>Speed walk away with extremely rigid posture Works every time
>>519421278>>519421278>>Aye man you gotta few dollas? You got a cigarette mayne? Bruh you got any weed? Can i use yo phone mayne I gotta make a call bruh you got any shards you got any blues mayne>What is your usual response?I listen to there pain, often give them $20, they feel happy, I live.
>>519421278>Hey!>Yah!>Uh>Sorry>Nah!>Yeah bro!>Yeah!>I can't.>Sorry, distracted.>One sec.>Wait what did you need my brotha?>Wait.>Gotta go>Good luck!Works every time. I've been nigger approached a few times in life and I do the above and they are caught flat footed.
>>519421590I see you learned from Patrice O'Neal as well.
>>519421590I always say that too, these days. "Nah I'm good". And it usually pisses them off. "BITCH I AINT ASK IF YOU GOOD"
>>519421841*peers into your wallet*"Ay-yo, how many of them twenties you GOT cuz?!"*stab, slice*
>>519421278Nah bruh sorry, I'm broke too. But you see that Indian gas station? I robbed that Indian nigga the other week and he had so much gold on him. I bet his insurance already bought him new jewels though. Plus he hates black people too. Anyway good luck mang.
