TLDR:>Be ugly fucking old ass roastie>Live next to neighbor for like 25 fucking years with no issues. He hasn't tried to assault you or do anything to you. He's even fucking married. You've only talked to him a few times in the last 25 years.>One day you go to mow your own lawn because your lawn service is late>Nice neighbor man offers to mow your lawn for you>Afterwards he makes a comment "and if you ever want to do yard work in a skimpy bikini, I'd be ok with that, too.">You freak out and avoid going outside out of fear of encountering neighbor for 3.5 FUCKING YEARS until you can't handle it anymore and sell the house and move.There's really nothing worse to a woman than the thought of having sex with a non-Chad. It's fucking pathetic. So he thought you were attractive. SO FUCKING WHAT? THAT'S what "traumatizes" you? Try living the life of a man, you ungrateful cunt.
>>519427149>ITT men will seethe about problems they created
>>519427149>Afterwards he makes a commentthat was a very inappropriate thing to say.poor woman.
This never happened. Keep your gay fanfic on your gay fanfic website, retard.
>>519427149>be my neighbor (happily divorced)>divorced roastie neighbor moves in with hot daugters>roastie neighbor is like 60 but has a relatively nice body>starts mowing lawn in a bikini immediately>keeps trying to stay over at his place and bang>he wisely refuses the obvious crazy>her antics to bed him grow increasingly hilariousboomers are crazy
dawg i am not on 4chan to read war & peace fuck off.
>>519427149women own more houses than men thanks to divorce. it us funny how the destruction of culture, family and ultimately men through woman hurts the women even more, they are absolutely miserable after they are not young anymore
>>519427149nah that was a creeepy as fuck wtf is wrong with you comment. parade of red flags. don't know. don't care. yeah fuckoff get away from other humans dude.
>>519427149>60-65 year old man offers help, makes a perverted remark that he is used to saying over the course of his many years, woman who has heard and said worse gets offended for the likeslmao
>>519427149It sounds very fake and delusional. Just look at this long winded story with endless paragraphs.
And then everybody clapped
>>519427149> There's really nothing worse to a woman than the thought of having sex with a non-Chad.Correct.Ok I'm going to shout this because.you tards still don't seem to get it.To women... YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN.You are an appliance which does things for her. When women talk about "men" they exclusively mean Chad, not you.
It's just mental illness.If someone on the street or in line at mcdonalds told this story you'd disregard it as the ravings of a madwoman.It's not different because it's posted on some website.
you don't understand women.that story is for the most part a fantasy, with the only purpose of declaring in reddit that she is still "young" and desired because the geriatric neighbor made a joke one time. they just want to be desired like when they were young so they start eating antidepressants and buying wine and cats and posting fantastic stories in reddit where they are heroes AND victims they only realize nature and time are a thing when it is too late
>>519427149I don't interact with reddit phenotypes. If you see someone with a face like this, it means they worship Satan. Either literally, or metaphysically.
>wall of runes
>>519428624To be fair boomer parents and teachers were incredibly harsh and constantly telling women to focus on college and to avoid pregnancy.I always saw that retarded, when you are young you should be falling in love and do things with your boyfriend
>>519427149Yep, when women get attention from men, they often enjoy bragging about it./thread
>>519427149>reading all thatI’m Not retarded, anon
>>519427149oh look, another fake reddit story..
>>519427149I was actually gonna read all of this until I saw that she's 53 years old and then I lost interest.
>>519427149>man wants to see 53 year old amerifat woman in a skimpy bikiniNot believable in the slightest. And ff she's one of those unicorn hot 53 year olds she would already be taken. Story does not check out
