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now that the dust has settled, was Ceasar right?
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If he were wrong they wouldn't have had to commit blasphemy to kill him.
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>>519430329
>>519430357
They killed him for what he tried to accomplish with Juba II.
They killed Augustus for what he did achieve with Juba II.
They killed Jesus for his unwillingness to flaunt his connection to Juba II.
The endless stream of psyopslop is to avoid the topic of Juba II.
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>>519430329
All they had to do was let caesar be a governor in spain or something.
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>>519430329
overplayed his cards
dumb bitch
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>>519430329
>was Ceasar right?
Yes, he is the greatest man that ever lived
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>>519430329
No, SVLLA was, as evidenced by one being murdered while the other retired peacefully. But if you're talking politically, then DRVSVS was the one most right.
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>>519430329
dust only settling now?
caesar was doing jews bidding, plain as day.
All downhill after him
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>>519431246
What? Shitposting or is there a rabbit hole to go down, here?
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>>519430329
He was the start of the downfall. I would've stabbed him too. Spit on him.
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>>519434945
Very real and popculture/religion relevant.
You're not gonna get a single free nugget on Juba II. Even his wikipedia links have been chopped up to prevent easy and accidental access to his existence.
He was the heir of Numidia, to put it bluntly. Figure out for yourself why this might be inconvenient for the church and politics.
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>>519430329
he gave rome 40 more years of glory, but yeah his successor Augustus was better
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>>519435785
Alright, too schizo for this morning.
Have a good day I suppose.
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>>519430329
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>>519435908
I'll elaborate further;
He is the link between the Ptolemaics, Severan dynasty and Armenia, because he married Glaphyra in addition to Cleopatras daughter.
He is the black hole at the center of our western dating system, culture and religion.
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>>519436039
maybe this deserves its own thread? with further elaboration
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Do you guys think he would have defeated the parthians?
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>>519434274
Based Cornelii supporter
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>>519430329
>>519431329
>Dont block caesar path to another proconsul mandate.

Like the optimates patrician Sphincter Cornelius Lentulus, Appius Claudius Sphincter and flaminus Valerius flacchus said to the mainly-plebeian populares,...

"Nope"
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>>519436139
Don't encourage him
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>>519436039
>western dating system
>2000 years old Mediterranean nobles
>our
>OUR
We're all serfs with about a hundred generations of separation between us man, wtf.
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>>519436217
why not? he may be on to something
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We kicked his head in.
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Indirectly created one of the greatest empires of all time but he should have purged his enemies and made Rome a monarchy for the sake of the future empire.
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>>519436321
I've seen him on two threads already. He really isn't.
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Nigger of all niggers.
MAXIMUS DEGENERATUS SCUMUS.
>Ave Roma!

I`d shit on his grave.
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in a contest of retards he was somehow the least wrong I guess
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>>519436217
>>519436507
anglo-catholic cuck detected.
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>>519436139
>>519436321
No amount of me telling you verifiable factoids about Juba II is gonna stop the flow of seething biblethumpers and passive aggressive romanophiles from trying to derail the existence of Juba II.
You literally just have to look into it yourself.
It really is truly such a retardedly psyopped topic you wouldn't believe it.
The very fact that his name isn't spammed alongside every mention of Caesar & Augustus boils down to the amount of derailment energy that has already been pumped into NOT talking about him.
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>>519430329
It's too early to tell
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>>519437739
im too sleepy now but i'll research
who was this guy and why was he so important?
what was his relation to the ptolemaics?
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>>519430329
He died for betraying Spartacus
Karma is a bitch
And soon we will have the Fourth and Final Servile Wars!!!
I will use the chains to which you have bound me to choke out of ye the spirit that Doth enslave my people!!!
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>>519437545
Rambling incoherent moronic Norwegian dipshiut detected, who cannot form a coherent argument to save his fucking life.
Stick your stupid fucking theory up your arse Sven, it's where you pulled it out of in the first place.
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>>519437739
Fuck Juba, how come Gaius Marius gets no mentions?
He literally had to be illegally voted into consul multiple times because he was that fucking good at BTFO'ing the Germanic hordes of violent illegal immigrants
He deserves at least a 6 season series and 12 movies
His bust should sit in every War vets office
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>>519437913
>reee, don't namedrop an obviously important figure that I haven't researched myself due to being a spoonfed retard with zero curiosity
cry more. don't blame me for your lack of giving a fuck.
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>>519438053
To be fair, Rome is a deep, deep rabbit hole and it's easy to get lost in its history
Caesar is boring compared to that which took place before and after him
They only spam him in history class because of "Cleopatra brown" interracialism
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>>519437858
>>519438006
>>519438217
I'll take relevant opinionated bait like this any day over flat out ignorant denial.
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>>519438053
Sorry Sven, I have previously exposed your rambling bullshit theory in another thread a few months back.
You're all over the place, make hilarious non-sequiturs and try to make something out of nothing.
I have no fuckling clue where you tripped over this dumbfuck theory you're peddling but fuck me has it addled your brain and capacity for critical thought.
It's bullshit. Sorry to have to burst your delusional bubble Sven.
You can pretend you're onto something, but the only person who actually believes your retarded horseshit is YOU
A sane person might glean something from that but....
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He was a member of the populares faction aka proto-commies, so no.
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>>519438450
>few months back
it'd be amusing to see if your recollection is as jumbled up as your frantic denial and adhom tirade, and wether you're conflating me with the spambot or not.
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>>519438942
Blah blah Juba Numidian blah blah blah adopted son of Caesar blah blah married some irrelevant Caucasus bint blah blah George Lucas knows the truth! Star Wars is totally this! blah blah

Yep, pretty sure you're that retarded cuntoid.
Fuck off spanner, you're nowhere near as smart as you imagine yourself to be and your arguments are a fucking joke.
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>>519439293
to other anons: do not engage this idiot, it's hours of your day you'll never get back and for nothing
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>>519438942
so Juba II is related to both Ceasar and Jesus somehow?
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>>519439548
This britbong seems to conclude from my posts that it has to be 150iq rocketscience to base popculture fiction on easily obtainable taboo history.
my best guess is him being inbred and easily offended.
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>>519430329
Idk man I'm too sad after all this depressing propaganda for teenagers if it wasn't for all of my grey hair I would probably be crying by now.
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Well, just from a quick skim of the Wikipedia article on Jube II
>numidian King, son of King Jube I, grandson of Hiempsal II (half-brother of Jugurtha who was installed as King after Jugurtha’s wars against Rome and his brothers)
>mother unknown
>supposed claimed ancestry to Hannibal Barca, unconfirmed tho
>Father sided with the republicans during the civil war against Caesar, was defeated by Caesars allies and committed seppukku afterwards
>Jube II was effectively adopted as a child by Caesar afterwards, brought back to Rome, educated and romanized
>served Augustus Octavian faithfully after the Ides of March for many years
>Was eventually rewarded with kingship over Numidia, later Mauretania as well
>Married the daughter of Cleopatra and Mark Antony, had two children, a son named Ptolemy (after his dynasty) and an unnamed daughter
>After first wifes death, remarried to an anatolian princess Glaphrya with dynastic relations to Herod of Judea
>wrote several notable works on history, art and archeology and was regarded as a well-educated patron of the arts
Its definitely a very interesting story of dynastic entanglements. But I‘d say thats par for the course of the time period. Not sure what I‘m supposed to have missed, or whats so special. I guess you could argue his son was heir to all of north africa/egypt, but it would have been irrelevant due to roman imperial/military control of the Mediterranean. All these former kingdoms were just provinces by this point. I also don’t why the church (which didnt even exist at this point) would care about covering him up.
Fun read tho
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>>519436195
Of course, TRVE original PATRES of ROMA, not pretending upstarts like the IVLII of ALBA fucking LONGA.
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>>519440008
>but it would have been irrelevant due to roman imperial/military control of the Mediterranean.
the complication comes when retards fail to realize that he was Augustus' defacto stand-in in familial matters.
Juba II raised and babysat Augustus' grandson and heir, and held the titles and marriage that gave Augustus practical grandpa status over Egypt.
This should be especially relevant today given the "no kings" outcry in USA, as it's a direct copypaste of the sentiments against Caesar and Augustus. USA being an anti-royalist copypaste of Rome.
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>>519436159
He would have wiped the floor with them.
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>>519440008
Adrian Goldsworthy is a historian who has written several books on Augustus as well as pretty much everyone else of importance in Rome. He's a world-reknowned scholar and expert on Rome.
He has multiple videos that he's uploaded on YouTube just for his own amusement on all kinds of Roman topics, including his work on Augustus and Caesar.
If there was a *shred* of truth to anything this retarded Viking is claiming, Goldsworthy would have mentioned it because he is thorough.
He didn't so it's obviously nothing.

>inb4 - iT'S a cONsPiRaCy oF siLEnCE iN AcaDEmIA!
No, you're just a retard Sven
>(((Goldsworthy)))
No, he's not Jewish Sven

Ignore Sven, he's a rambling idiot. But if you're into Roman history can highly recommend Goldsworthy. His YouTube vids are just him talking and he explains things superbly well. Unlike Sven
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>>519441129
If you had the actual respect for Mr. Goldswarthy that you seem to have invested your self worth into as well, you'd probably understand why he'd be reluctant to stick his head out as a historian by pointing out who exactly the Roman Equestrian of this region was.
He does infact in a roundabout manner namedrop Mauretania + Equestrian and leaves it at that.
Surprise surprise,- Juba II's junior branch that took over after Jugurtha was the equestrians descended from Mastanabal.
You're doing him an injustice by assuming he'd want to commit academic and private life suicide by turning himself into a pump and dump celebrity historian that meddles with Judeo-Christian origin history.
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>>519442622
>he does know but he's just not saying it!

You're fucking pathetic Sven. Go masturbate yourself into a foaming at the chops frenzy over your ultimately unimportant Numidian dipshit.
Nobody cares. Not because it's a hot potato, it's because there's nothing there and they're not as retarded as you.
This right here is why I warned other anons. You spend HOURS insisting your retarded bullshit is "le epic secret". It's not. You're just a fuckwit
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>>519442622
>You're doing him an injustice by assuming he'd want to commit academic and private life suicide
Oh, and given he invites questions on his YouTube video lectures, feel free to contact him and ask him to address your theory.
It will be fun to watch him tear you a new arsehole.



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