The comet’s unusual tail that was pointed toward the sun has suddenly reversed and is now pointing away from the sun as it disappears from view. Yesterday the object was placed on an International Asteroid Warning Network list, and will be the focus of a special unified planetary operation from November 27th. Photos from the mars rovers show it has a ‘cylindrical’ shape, similar to Oumuamua. Meanwhile the USA government shutdown, including NASA, shows how apathetic and self centred Americans are when the world may be faced with a threat beyond our comprehension. Perhaps this is a deliberate and selfish strategy on their behalf or Americans really are retarded.https://apple.news/Au8IZDyOKTRS0STQGiBM1Dw
>>519593375Horseshit. Space is fake.
>>519593375>BREAKING NEWS 3I/ATLAS CHANGES TRAJECTORYClearly, it's slowing down.
>>519593375I want to fuck ayy lmao, ayys are cute
>>519593375>SCIENTISTS ARE CONFUSEDwhy is this fucking news? who are these 'scientists' that say they don't know what's going on? the same 'scientists' that are 100% certain that we need climate stasis?
>>519593672Go get that ayyussy, man.
Was Jacky Mao on the wheel of the mothership?
what if it's fake, an attempt by world govts to merge and face a false aggressive enemy
>>519593672>I want to fuck ayy lmao, ayys are cutegood luck. all the ones that come here are probably ayycels
What if it's gayniggers from outer space?
>>519593820>What if it's gayniggers from outer space?then it's going to be a wild party
cute, now show the Epstein Files
>>519593375Its really just Epstein getting picked up to go back to his private PLANET
>You didn't listen
Bump
>>519593672Here you go
>>519593375They don’t want us to see the aliens land and they are just remnants of humans from the last civilization from when it fell, coming to watch this fall.
>>519594366Serious question, why we dont have the full video yet? It doesn't have any sense, that video has a ton more money on it than any alien autopsy video.
>>519593375Watch-out it's Blue beans! And these gay aliens want you to install windows 11.
Never forget what they did to Mars.
>>519593375> Meanwhile the USA government shutdown, including NASA, shows how apathetic and self centred Americans are when the world may be faced with a threat beyond our comprehension.You are a retarded faggot nigger if you think NASA is still in any way relevant to the aerospace industry. All the big players are private sector now. Other countries also have space programs. OP should kill themselves.
>>519593704>astronomy is the same as climate scienceThis question of how and why asteroids move the way they do isn't even close to climate science. There's therefore a 99.9% chance that it's not the same scientists.
>>519594321>painting and othe glyphswhere? we found millions of painting and glyphs and almost non are showing alien ufos and the destruction of the earth/civilization. where should those paintings be?
>>519593375g-guys this is just for entertainment and the comet will jut leave the solar system like a good girl never to be seen again r-right ?
>>519594321>aliens no longer have to do this, they just take the indians and move them all to mars, telling them to fill the place up after they terraform it
>>519594321Did they eat the Indians, too?
>>519594945Yes, this is the most likely thing to happen. In fact, that's precisely what will happen because of the rule that nothing ever happens.
>>519594571
>>519594321aren't the greys just dumb servants of the Nordics ?
>>519593375>shows how apathetic and self centred Americans are when the world may be faced with a threat beyond our comprehension.derrrr we just stupid fat stupid dumb burgers that shit our pants in the store derrrryou talk'n about a space thing?! WOWWhat are the all knowing superior cultured Europeans doing?! derrrrr I want burger! I want Dr.Pepper! I want Red Dye #5!
>>519593375nice clickbait
I for one hope it is hostile aliens. We're a shit species and deserve to die. Dying in a plasma beam from orbital bombardment is a pretty fast way to go. Aim true alien bros, humans deserve extinction.
>>519593375>AYY THIS ROCK IN SPACE IS REALLY WEIRD AND QUIRKY! PLEASE GIVE US LOTSA MONEY TO INVESTIGATE!
>>519593375>>519594571>>519594821Hey there humies! Just reminding you that we are about to commence our attack. Under Article 15 of The Intergalactic Imperial Mandate, ratified under our Emperor, you are now officially at war. Not that we really consider this a "war" per se since really all we need to do now is unbalance your big flaming plasma ball and make fire a big laser, using out small. You'll likely all burn up on the first assault. This is where the fun begins!https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5GeDmoPDgPs
>>519593375It's a probe and you humans are not gonna like what comes next...
>>519595584Nope. This is actually everything we need. And that should terrify you even more. Asteroids can be blocked.:)
>>519595297Dr Pepper. There's no period after Dr.
>>519593375I'm going to laugh if it pulls up and some zesty looking alien just hangs out the door with a message about renewing your car's extended warranty.
>>519595584Why would a probe be that massive. It takes multitudes more energy to accelerate and decelerate it.
If it's the end we'll see a flash and that will be it. Otherwise 2 more weeks.
>>519595846Did you ever consider, that your sun, compared to something like Beetlejuice, is absolutely tiny? We're basically like 18 feet my dude. And we're not the tall ones of our species! Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh! Draco. As in Dragons. Mountain sized. Get it?https://youtu.be/G6FsqPaGKhw
Does anybody have that funny image of the gay ayys that broke a hole in the wall of a man who is using a pillow to cover his junk?
>>519593375Wow. Something filled with gasses did a wobbly when it got closer to the sun.
>>519593427There's a documentary online where some guy tracked down three of the "dead" astronauts from that failed launch in '86. These pieces of shit were still using the same names, working in education as professors, and still very much resembled their old photographs. The odds of locating three doppelgangers with identical features, ages, and names is practically impossible.The guy interviewed one of the astronauts at his home and the NASA homo starting talking shit about Christ, lawsuits, and even threatened to call the CIA on the reporter.
>>519593704The "scientist" who discovered 3i Atlas is a jew with connections to the WEF. Cohencidence, is it not?
>>519593375Ayylmao.
>>519594321Cool, I wonder if we'll produce Gurren Lagann even in the next cycle
>>519593375It's what everyone on this board begged for years, total and complete annihilation. We will finally be free
>>519593375OP larps as Muslim even though aliens are haram in Islam
>>519596289We don't even man our aircraft anymore. You think advanced aliens are going to man their space probes?
>>519597609Nigga you gay
>>519597912All I know is we need a one world government NOW to deal with this threat.
>>519593535Jewish glownigger
>>519598273it's a funny image and I can't find it anywhere
>>519593375as from our perspective the light from the sun reflects more towards the side/rear as it gets closer to the source of the light, this is normal. This is not an ayy, it is not a space ship. It's a fucking comet, you stupid fucks.
>>519593375>cylindrical’ shapean angelic device, type of vimana
>>519593672im craving ayy cock>>519593820
>>519598513>>519597609haha i gotchu
>>519598794lmao thx bro
>>519593375>saar do not redeem the thrust
>>519595187No, they are mind controlled slaves by the reptillians.
>>519593375>Let's investigate this star system with our spaceship that has lights on the outside of the hull for no reason, but only all the dead planets with no life and ignore the blue and green planet that is obviously teeming with life.
>>519594321>The penis illuminated
>>519594362If you look closely at this image you can see what looks like a face but it's subtle. You might have to stare at it for a minute to see it. It's around the top center
>>519594321This is just the plot for Mass Effect you idiots
>>519594521This isn't a autopies it's a sex with alien it isn't real though
>>519593375>tail is caused by solar winds>changes direction as the comet moves in relation to the sunI am surprised the woman that wrote this article doesn't choke to death on her own drool
>>519593427> Space is fakeYet also go.
>>519593375blue beam is about to drop
>>519593375I’m so sick of these gay articles that are written for retards. Every single legit source says it’s an atypical comet. Stop coping with how boring earth is you look like a literal child. It’s a fucking comet you double digit IQ nigger fuck.
>>519598248Did you just assume the advanced aliens' gender? I thought Canadia was past that.
>>519593375
Every Canadian deserves the Robert Hall treatment. I’m disappointed there aren’t more live beheadings coming out of this war.
>>519593375It’s real>>519601437>>519601499Nobody panic But it’s real
>>519595487you wont do shit
>>519593375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWLPVEpDKIAnnunaki are coming back....
>>519595177>The data suggest that the Martian xenon composition may be closely matched by a mixture of approximately 70% xenon from Earth's nuclear weapons testing and 30% natural Earth xenon, implying a significant alteration of Mars's original xenon inventory.>However, alternative explanations based on natural processes, such as hydrodynamic escape and mass fractionation, are also supported by evidence from the Curiosity Rover and meteorite studies.
>>519593375Imagine the aliens first landing in India and them thinking that all of humanity is like that.
>>519593375These retarded threads are going to continue for weeks even after the comet leaves, aren't they
I never got the whole "Aliens are evil", "they would see us as dumb monkeys", and all those pessimistic views. If they really exist and they can travel through their planets to ours, it's obvious they don't need our resources. They could create whatever the hell they want. And most likely they are curious as fuck with a sense of aesthetics. Why wouldn't they like us? Why wouldn't they find us cute? Normal people love cats and dogs. We spend huge amounts of money on trying to save pandas. I'm sure Aliens would try to help us.What I'm trying to say is that we must try to contact them and welcome them. And stop being so pessimistic about everything. You all grew up with movies about the end of the world due to AI, aliens, whatever. Aliens are good.
>>519603038it's projectionthe Spanish didn't really need or intend to go to South America and exterminate everyone there with smallpox it just sort of happened that way
>>519598332
>>519593820slanesh fags get the rope
>>519595177i dont think nukes destroyed mars but they certainly didnt help. I guess it was a testing ground for various weapons etc. There is a reason the ancients named planets the way they did.
>>519593375They finally got a glimpse of Indians on their telescope and turned the fuck around
>>519593375>ScientistsIt's always the same grifting kike.
>>519603014(You)'re probably too sane for this board
>>519593375literally anything but the epstein files huh
>>519604345But it's like if you tried to compare Aliens to those British dudes that exterminated all the natives from Australia. An Alien race that can travel interestellarly would be so advanced that they wouldn't really need us for anything. If they contacted us, it would be just out of curiosity.
>>519593375It's a rock.
>>519594321>The reason why all the races on the Earth cant get along is because each one of us is descended from lost alien tribes.>A new race, a new planet, same outcomes.>The rapture is this process.>Our planet is running out of gold to mine.>What do you do with a mine that no longer produces, you shut it down and move the workers to a new site.>Scientist recently found another Earth like planet off in the solar system away from us.>We are about to be merged with a new race and start all over on a new planet.That explains why so many people no longer feel like there is a future, because there isnt.There is no new mine, we are going to get fired and nuked into Mars.Thats why Atlantis said our races came from different planets.Aliens and humans, we all look about the same.So this is it huh
>>519593672
>>519595487I swear to God of you build a ring of superconductive mesh around the sun and induce a solar gas laser to set our atmosphere on fire I'll bust a nut on your prime genetic material and make your whole race ugly like me.
>>519593742It's not fake but we all need Digital ID to stop it>Trust the science
If it’s aliens there’s literally nothing I can do but keep living until they annihilate us or don’t. They’d be here either to kill everyone, kill only some people, study us, harvest us, beam us up, or give us a “live long and prosper” message of some kind. And no matter what it is, I still have bills to pay.
>>519594756Climate "science" haha good one, Mohammed.
Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe."Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>Bye must go return morningeastern safe."Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archivehttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/
>>519593375Nonits not news thats all fake suhot stop spamming satanic cult code osyops that need to be stopped even penny from nasa hoax nutcase nice fake ass moon rocks kicked not real micrometeorite meteorites hoax you arw gay pdo inbred unspecified stupid chat but and retarded judeo fremwosjiv satnic pedo Hindu zionsit cannibalism 1 and 2 degree gross fake ass space nilasty lying retarded its
>>519608545u aight nigga?
>>519593375Solar rays heating the asteroid causing it to emitting gas eruptions.It's totally an alien ship right.Btw who's gonna take the responsibility after turns out it isn't an alien ship but a shitty mixture of meteor and asteroid?Huh? Who's gonna take the responsibility?Noone talked about this.
>>519598794this one always makes me KEK
>>519593427christkikes really are panicking over this
>>519594366I only come to these threads for this one webm.It is in fact my proudest fap.
>>519593672Sorry but they’re all men, this was already shown in the Sochi 2014 opening ceremony.
Shucks...
>>519593535>3I makes a sharp 20 degree course correction
>>519593375>provides a link that immediately confirms it's a nothing burger>the retarded zoomers here still won't bother to check, they'll take a headline like the gullible idiots they are and believe itI hate what this place has become.>Farther from the sun, about 279 million to 372 million miles away, CO2 ice drives the unusual sunward jets. But as the comet gets nearer, water ice begins to dominate, changing how material is released and causing the tail to flip into the classic shape now observed.
>>519593375>photos from the mars roversLel
>>519612135That's it? That's the minuscule bit of info you have on it? Nothing else odd going on huh? Back to huffing curry farts Nigel.
>>519593375Its a WMD. Deaths sweet release is approaching
>>519598332"If we don't do something, we'll own nothing and be sad!"
>>519612795>we'll own nothing and be sad!That's not what the WEF said.
>>519594366>butterfayyyce
this is all just cover for the money spent on the ongoing war between the US, Russia, and China in space right now
>>519612894"That's why we must do something! So you can own nothing and be happy, instead of nothing and sad!"
>>519597840on several occasions, nasa chose identical twins to be astronauts so they could better study the effects of space by comparing them once one twin returned. the guy threatened lawsuits and calling the CIA because he was tired of retarded tinfoils invading his home thinking he was his dead brother.
>>519604806Was Venus where the fuck colonies were?
>>519613640maybe gene experiments
>>519613378That sucks.
>>519606196of course its a kraut that has a pro beastiality image ready to go
>>519593375>>519593427>>519593535>>519593672>>519593704nasa scientists have been baffled by every comet, ever. go back and look at any flyby or other event. always surprised. why? because they ignore plasma and electrical current on space. they ignore it because they do not believe electric current can flow in space. but it does, they call it charged particles and magnetic field lines. but its electrical current. its why they cannot predict where anything will be in orbit accurate beyond a few days. the discharges and changes in speed are due to the negatively charged object interacting with the positively charged environment of the inner solar system. no mystery, just willful ignorance by the same morons that brought us dark matter and dark energy and blackholes, all based on faulty math.
>>519594366Masters of Space and Time but can't figure out 1 click-buckle strap?
>>519595177List the number of planets where Xe isotope ratios have been measured, lol.
>>519594366Earthling'd
>>519593375>>519593427>>519593535>>519593672>>519593704BREAKING NEWS: NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>>519594981Implying Mars is less hospitable than India.
>>519595177Retarded nonsense
>>519593375> Meanwhile the USA government shutdown, including NASA, shows how apathetic and self centred Americans are when the world may be faced with a threat beyond our comprehension.UhuhListen globohomo fucks. A threat to your existence isn’t a threat to the entire world or USA. We could care less.PS aliens hate you all and I hope to God they kill you all so this 3I Atlas mystery object isn’t my problem and I could care less what kind of backflips or acrobatic maneuvers they pull off in space.Scared already?! KYS KYS bitch and make this solar system a better place.Aliens hate youGod hates youWe Americans hate you. GET THE HINT ALREADY
>>519593375What would you do if the aliens reveal themselves to be very tall humanoids, but exclusively female, have overpowered psychic abilities, hate human women very very much and see them as competition. They are also overtly sadistic towards animals for some reason.They only come down to extract human men and forcibly procreate. Because of deep metaphysical laws of reality they can't use their innate powers to do this and need other free willed human sperm.After toppling all human governments easily with weird plasma energy orbs, they announce an invitation, but large amounts of humanity conspire and team up to fight them off because of surrounding whispers that they are in fact evil demons, offspring of tiamat.Would you join the resistence or give in and betray humanity?
>>519598794imagine aliens lading while looking like this the ultimate mog for the homo sapiens
>>519594321Just let them eat gays and niggers first so they get AIDS.
>>519593375> Meanwhile the USA government shutdown, including NASA, shows how apathetic and self centred Americans are when the world may be faced with a threat beyond our comprehensionYou say that like the timing of this shutdown isnt 100% intentional. The government isn’t throwing a shit fit because they care more about themselves than the imminent invasion, they are doing it specifically to stop you from noticing the invasion. Its not some self centered accident. They actively hate you and want you dead
>>519593375>changes trajectory>still on on same course around the sunif it changed and headed straight for earth that would be something. >Trajectory Stability: Despite its unusual activity, 3I/ATLAS shows no evidence of non-gravitational acceleration or course deviation that would alter its path significantly, Its motion is governed solely by gravity and its initial velocity.>Tail Reversal: The shift from an anti-tail to a classic tail is a change in mass-flow geometry, not trajectory, this is explained by the changing dominance of different ices as the comet nears the Sunnothing burger so far
>>519593375Why do we assume old "knowledge" is accurate and never changes. The innate need to classify everything is mankind's flaw. Hindsight bias.
>>519615895Looks like it can give a mean bj.
>>519597840
>>519615895Why do the teeth in the lower jaw look human. Is the origin of man from ayys fucking monkeys?
>>519593375https://archive.is/hAXf1And for anyone who would like an excellent summary and timeline up through yesterday [10-22], just watch this:https://youtu.be/ExzqklYYm6A
>>519593375Am I supposed to drop everything for this attention-seeking space rock? GTFO
>>519611334Found the unwarranted jewish opinion. Get fucked kike
>>519605949Ayys needing to mine gold is the dumbest shit ever. If they have space travel to the degree that you're supposing, they would have AI nanodrones that go out and consume the raw resources they need from asteroids and small planetoids. They wouldn't fuck with planets outright and they definitely wouldn't enslave a primitive race to mine it for them.
>>519593375>no intelligent life found, turn back
>>519620060>and they definitely wouldn't enslave a primitive race to mine it for them.We weren't enslaved, we were seeded here.
>>519615149No. The 3 body problem is not electrical base. It is gravity based and gravity has no direct way to be measured save at the exact point gravity is exerted.As such, mathematicians can not predict because they can not measure accurately.It is that simple.As far as the comet, velocity has not changed. The anti-tail was not shown to affect speed or angle at all. It was just a curiosity along with the nearly pure nickel exhaust.Both can be explained easily by the fact that space is large and many things we have not seen, exist.Only religious retards jump to the alien life /x/ schizo shit when we find something new. They are proven wrong everytime just like the Revelation fags.There are no known aliens, and likely can not be any advanced alien life, for multiple reasons, just like there are no angels.Get over your stupid schizo religion or take it to /x/ with the rest of the tards.
>>519620174They definitely wouldn't do that either if they wanted gold.
>>519620060>they would have AI nanodronesYeah and I bet with enough time those AI nanodrones would start to work together and form larger more efficient robots until they figure out the perfect form for gathering those resources in that particular environment.It would make sense if the nanobots could self-replicate using natural resources they can find in the environment as well, and to stop their code from getting too corrupted over time through repeated copies they would probably have two different nanobots combine their backups to verify the integrity of the files before committing to making a new one. || we are the "nanobots" that they sent out to mine the planet ||
>>519593375>People start talking about NASA being defunded>this bullshit starts Fuck all that retarded shit
Meeting aliens would be so cool. I just need answers. I need answers
>>519620475Aays are globohomo gays anon
>>519593375So do aliens exist out there?i wonder if they are as fucked as humans are
>>519620184im not at all saying its aliens, im saying nasa does not know what they are talking about. their observations are decent but their conclusions and predictions based on them are trash and proven wrong everytime they get a look at a new comet. gravity only works at predicting anything in a universe with 2 objects. otherwise its useless.
>>519620060The problem with that whole theory is that it was conjured up by a closed mind who wasn't particularly conscious, awake or aware.Everything had to fit his capacity for perception, which was limited at best.If you wanted to mine gold, you wouldn't mine the Earth, you'd mine asteroids and solar matter.But in Stitchin's mind, in his capacity for perception, mining could only be done on Earth and it was the only reason the Annunaki could've possibly had for engineering us.It wasn't the only reason, and it was an impractical reason.The truth is that some breeds of human were engineered to be the way they are. White people are not on that list.Africans are a genetic experiment. Indians are a genetic experiment. Jews are a genetic experiment that got sympathy and mixed with white people and became diabolical monsters.The whole plan was to find out if in different optimised bodies for different environments, civilisation could thrive anyhow.The idea wasn't to create a big meat farm, it was to create a microcosm of various worlds. Each continent has distinct climates which vary in biodiversity precisely because there are whole worlds out there with monoculture, where 1 tree dominated all the other breeds of tree and where 1 creature became the exclusive species on the planet and lives off the trees.The Jews want to mix all the experiments because it'll ruin everything, and they want to be destroyed.Africans unfortunately are a resounding failure, their environment is too hot and sloth-inducing.Indians are too obedient and shortsighted, they won't survive their own faults.This is why there are so many cycles of civilisation btw.White people up there keep hitting the reset switch.Enlil insisted on wiping the whole slate clean but Enki saw to it that this didn't happen.Everything I just posted went completely by or above or under Stitchin. He wasn't in phase with this layer of complexity, nor are most dreamy spirituals.
>>519602831If they do I hope they land in Udupi or another tranquil south India town, I fear Delhi will be devastating for our alien bros.
>>519620184>no advanced life forms>we are just poof here>the genetic code is le random amazing!
>>519593375How are we going to kill them first? I assume they are here to kill us for sport.
Of fucking course there's some design to our existence. Only le nigger scientists believe it's all random shit formed out of random shit, but also LE SCIENCE
>>519621321Real scientists don't believe that crap, only low iq pop sci retards.
>>519594321Better than 99% of scifi stories
>>519621326distract from what
>>519621321The fact Mexicans exist is proof there is no god.
>>519593375>CHANGES TRAJECTORYWell who didn't see that one coming.
>>519595297butthurt we stopped caring what you cuck euro fks who want your nations destroyed by illegals want. do your own science... oh thats right.. yall suck at that too.
>>519593375>asteroid: *farts*>omg its releasing gases its totally aliums
Remember when the elites started building huge bunkers all of a sudden a few years ago? They have known about this for a while, we are all going to die
>>519621400
>>519593375I don't fucking care about this shit or aliens. Whether something is out there or not is irrelevant to me, I still need money to live and I still pay taxes to occultist pedophiles or else I go to jail forever. It makes no fucking difference to me whatsoever what goes on in nigger space. A catastrophic asteroid or some alien laser annihilating us would be amazing just to be free from the fucking comedy that is modern life.
>>519593375>scientists baffled
>>519621732Ok or controlled psyop actors
>be alien>notice planet full of bio signs, let's go there and see what they look like>cool, lots of weird lifeforms here>let's take a look at the apex species>mfw these fucking apes' entire history revolves around brutally slaughtering each other every 20 years >all of their tech was first invented to better kill others of their species with merciless brutality>they had a war so big it almost destroyed their world>young specimens learn to play fight before they even know how to walk>let's just leave, these psycho fucks aren't worth the trouble
>>519593427You can go outside and see space
>>519596289The sun is in the top 10% of most massive stars. Yes they get much bigger, but the sun isn't a tiny dot like it's often presented. Obviously ones in the red giant phase have expanded a ton as well.
>>519621701>build a bunker vs something that weighs the same as a FUCKING MOONI wish they luck in their extra layer of coffin I guess
>>519593375>Ayys realize they've been being watched while doing a geological survey in an unpopulated part of the galaxy. >Realize they've been watched since entering the star system >Realize that the planet they've been drifting towards since scanning that planet with a shit load of iron is covered in artificial lights and structures.Oh_fuck.jpg>Evasive maneuvers>Try and hide behind star so you don't get vaporized by wave motion gunTFW
Soon. Who among you will pilot the Black Fly?
>>519594534Gay jeets from outer space then, I see
>>519621701
>>519621701>>519622586
>>519593375Good if true. Prepare to be worn like meat suits by an unfathomable technohorror that enslaves bioniggers with simple genetic edits.
YOU DIDNT LISTEN
>>519593375can;'t wait for nothing burger and i will need to go back to the cage like a good wagie >>519621701any ayy lmao who can travel huge distances in space can just glass this planet and everything die and the oceans evaporates, so you can't hide in a shitty bunker
>>519593375>special unified planetary operationCool, so like an EUA for Bullshit, right?fag
>>519621894>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/All of nature is far more violent on a daily basis than us
>>519620346Even more bullshit. Single celled organisms can't mine for gold, and if we were evolved to mine for gold, we wouldn't be shaped like we are. If you want to argue that we were seeded by aliens, they would have had to have done it for fun or boredom. Any creatures that advanced would never get a return on investment from seeding us here.
>>519622137I prefer to pilot a ZIG fighter
>>519623368>Any creatures that advanced would never get a return on investment from seeding us here.You're assuming they operate on similar timescales and seeding life onto planets like this for future profit isn't the same to them as planting tomato seeds in the backyard is for us. >Single celled organisms can't mine for goldBut they sure can become multicellular organisms that adapt to their environments, and eventually one branch of adaptations will do the trick.
>>519623555If they have 1.8 billion years to wait for archeobacteria to evolve into humans who have never dug deeper than a few miles in our mines, why not just send a grey goop to strip mine the planet? Or you know, just mine whatever resources they need out of asteroids that don't have massive gravity wells. It makes no sense. You can only hide behind the logic of "they don't think like us" for so long before it makes you and the ayys out to be retards.
>>519619177are you actually retarded? none of these photos are of the same pairs of people. conspiracy theories are fun and all that, but why embarrass yourself like this?
>>519622793Rare Pepe.
>>519623841you're brain is grey goop sweaty
>>519593375>international asteroid warning network list>special unified planetary operation>mars rover>oumaumau
>>519623841>You can only hide behind the logic of "they don't think like us" for so long before it makes you and the ayys out to be retards.What if they really are just kind of retarded?
>>519623920it's all a ruse anon, the pics were compiled over several shitting sessions by an over-weight smelly virgin who recently passed away from pizza consumption complications, do not let your jimmies be rustled
>>519623952My brain is a mass of AI powered, self replicating, hive minded, nanobots?>>519624027If they are that level of retarded, they wouldn't have achieved space travel and the ability to create life ex nihilo.
I communicate with them daily. The vast majority of them are cool and really love our primitive civilization. Like super liberals on african safari. A few of them want to fight us and eat us. Some of them want to sex us up. Most of them are interested in breeding us and using developed traits in their latest generations of biomechanical grey drones.Just try and stay calm and let them tell you what they want when they get here.Of course they will exterminate a great number of us, certain entire cultures are marked for eradication. Some individuals are selected for special 'ranks' as in diplomatic stature as new governmental structures will be required to create interfaces between cultures. Others have been pre-selected for special contests or punishments based on the fact these aliens have been playing online video games with us since the 70's.
>>519593375I wish it would just hit OP's face already and leave a crater so he stops making this gay ass thread.
>>519624184>they wouldn't have achieved space travelwhat if they did, but then immediately fell to catering to their version of niggers like we are?
>>519621986>>519623074They are probably doing what they can, not much to do but if you have money why not build a huge bunker.
>>519593375>Harvard scientist Avi Loeb said...
>>519622635
>>519624615Then they wouldn't be around for 1.8 billion years. Unless this ship is a shuttle full of ayyy chuds(like the Eldar Craftworlds) then it wouldn't have made it this far by pandering.
>>519593375Don't worry, folks. They are just want to stop WW3.
>>519624909If the next image of it looked like this, I might off myself.
man, i love space fetishist threads!https://files.catbox.moe/jext87.webm
>>519621701There was a thread from a brazil anon a few weeks ago about the elite moving to the bunkers and everything is very hectical.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518156765/#518158271Guess its happening
>>519620475If they would care to answer they would tell you that, yes, this is the universe's only nightmare world.Popular tourist attaction for ayys around the galaxy.
>>519593375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWLPVEpDKI
>>519597840>The odds of locating three doppelgangers with identical features, ages, and names is practically impossible.the odds of being so naive and incapable of comparing basic features like nose/eye/ear/chins are really high, apparently. did you know people think that bill hicks looks like alex jones?
>>519621899The things we see in the sky are not what we're taught to believe by science. The sun is smaller than the earth, for example.
>>519593375>you have to pay for illegal immigrant healthcare and stop deporting them because of spaceIs this their actual strategy right now?
>>519593375>reversed thrustA bit of the old in out in out
>>519625656I mean the thing could be hurtling straight towards us for all we know, they wouldn't tell us anyway
>>519624745A very black secret no-no you're not supposed to know is that the bunkers billionaires are building aren't really below their houses. Those are just for show. The real bunkers billionaires retreat to are dual military/civilian use DUMBS that are MILES underground. They're essentially entire cities. When people talk about the breakaway civilization, this is what they're talking about, but they've fooled people into thinking it's in space, because that sounds cooler so people want to believe it more. They're just dug in like ticks.
>>519593375Imagine if it is confirmed to be an alien ship but it just zips past without even acknowledging us.
>>519625823Oh wow, you're retarded.
>>519593375So it's going to come much closer to earth LOL
>>519593375>aliens take a look at earth, say fuck this gay earth do a 360 and then walk awaySounds about right
>>519623354lol noHumans made war industrialized like a factory and poison entire ecosystems, nothing nature does is more violent than us
NOOOOOOTHEY SAID FUCK THIS WE'RE OUT
>>519593375Anyone with tinnitus knows they've been communicating with us since January. The closer they get the Earth the faster the communication happen.
>>519614204>calling holy mating with alien-anime girls bestialityngmi
>>519626379The opposite. It means they are coming closer to earth
>>519617272I would get in line faster than I can say AYY
>>519597840I saw a web site that identified all them. 6 were alive as of 2014. 3 never changed their names. The 7th died in a car crash in the 90s.
>>519624745>>519626077/pol/ ignored this./pol/'s life is artificial now. It's mostly just glowniggers, bots, and phonefags.https://archive.is/aCS7uhttps://files.catbox.moe/4ydlks.mp4
>>519593375Swamp gasva d a dirty lense.
>>519593375if even real wouldn't this be an optical issue with the edge of the sun?
>>519593375Get back to me when it lands on the Washington Mall.
>>519593427/threadit's all jew propaganda.
>>519625656This is an example of a limited hangout. That poster is lying by telling a partial truth, then distracting with complex bullshit. Billionaires aren't scattering all over the place and buying abandoned missile silos to live in. There are actually only a small number of major "civilian" DUMBs on the planet. One is located here and compromising it really pissed glowniggers off, because there are so few that are major hubs like this one is.
>>519593820Guess we just enjoy some AIDS or Monkeypox wid dat BBC.
>>519593375Americans can't be trusted for jack shit, they're too bogged down with dumb fuck niggers and Jew games.
Aliens came all this way just to buy cheap GameStop shares?
>>519626575>Housing and Urban DevelopmentBtw, any sort of public assistance for housing has basically disappeared at this point. But they're still spending all our tax dollars doing this shit. Ironic it was a HUD employee saying this. Interesting she was allowed to say this, since pretty much everything she's saying is true.
>>519603038Mineral resources are everywhere Organic biological materials should be synthesizable in factories by an advanced civilization Souls though are harder to findSo are planets with magnetic belts and waterThey come to steal or buy land and/or soulsThey need to be fought tooth and nail
>>519626947>American flag>Makes sure to bring up niggers unprompted>Makes sure he covers up spics
>>519593375We have 15 psy ops ongoing as we speak, why tf do we need this bs?
>>519627362not a human psyop
>>519593427>billions must die>wait actually I'm too comfy being a NEET shutin, this must be fake, space and all
OMG it's a distraction from another world!!!
>Photos from the mars rovers show it has a ‘cylindrical’ shape, similar to OumuamuaWhat is prolonged exposure time to gather light in (if you've missed it) DARK background and universe..It's not cylindrical, it looks like that from the Mars rover as it's not designed to take pictures into space but they tried and took 30 second pictures over 10 minutes and it's not like atlas stopped and posed for the images, it kept on moving..Then these exposures they took over 10 minutes was compiled into one image and it looks like a cylindrical object as it was literally moving on all images over a span of 10 minutes, creating the illusion of a cylindrical shape when compiled into one image.But it has been proven to be spherical and always have been.That said, I still very much want it to change course and come here and I will get on the ships because fuck the governments of the world and I hate politics so much! Point me to a country on this planet that has no politics and I could move there instead..Anyways, least use facts when spreading fear porn..
>>519597840Watch predictive history's latest video he debunks the moon landing. It's a theater. Stanley Kubrick faked it. In 2001 a space odyssey he even does a shout out by having the space interviewer have the same voice and inflection as from the moon landing.
>>519627362Global revolution against the neoliberal gerontocracy is primed to explode at any second.
>>519593375satanic shit. fake and gay>>519593672>>519593717FUCKOFF SPACENIGGERS, WE'RE FULL. YOU CAN LAND ON THE MOON IF YOU WANT.
>>519620995I hate those whites for leaving me on this planet with browns.
>>519593375>USA government shutdown, including NASAwhat do the other space agencies in the world say about 3I/ATLAS?You're telling me there's not a euro, chinese, jap space agency monitoring it? Why's it all up to america?
>>519598092Aliens aren’t haram. They are djinns.
>>519593375Nothing will come out of this if ayy lmaos were really they wouldn't give a shit about us, see any fucking native tribe. Do you give a shit about native tribes? No. Why? Because they are fucking boring and have nothing. Humans can't accept if there's a blueprint for live ayy lmaos probably have seen a thousand of human planet like ours.
>>519602045BLYAT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3onPzhIW-Cs
>>519612544The aliens know we are about to develop AGI and they are waiting to communicate with it.
>>519623920lol they are the same. You have the tism
>>519594321>12,000 year barbaric ritualseems pretty retarded and primitive for aliens. it would be more believable if they had like tens of thousands of different planets like earth and went around just slaughtering humans across the galaxy every day for sustenance
>>519627563>Point me to a country on this planet that has no politics¨¨Haiti
>>519627655*Jews
>>519628087Who do you think gave it to us?
>>519593742The only realistic way to execute a fake alien invasion/Project Bluebeam premise is for the aliens to win and force a new government the world. To really make it land you have them set up a really nice utopia and release a bunch of fancy new tech and cures for diseases. Then slowly over time becomes more draconian.
>>519594366this shit made me laugh.
>>519623381Zero Wing. Based taste dear anon.
>>519595753>no period after Dr.So did the Dr. knock her up?
>>519595584Probing?
>>519616678You too?
>>519593427And Gay.
>>519626077>>519627176archive.is/hIPXZ
>>519594366Came itt for this, desu.
>>519593375>faced with a threat beyond our comprehensionIf the threat is that directly, it wont matter what action we take.
>>519621894Almost. They have long-term salvaging plans for this species. In fact, they probably occupy us at the moment.
$40 Trillion in debt and Epstein didn't kill himself.
>>519628367We're getting the space niggers of the galaxy, aren't we?
>>519629532They lost me in the first paragraph with their bigfoot bullshit.
>>519629726Do you think the ayys have technology that can determine individual intelligence and potential, or will they just do it by race or by region? Indiscriminately blasting parts of Earth with space lasers?
>>519629726And they most likely got our species to feminize itself since only the male line is truly insane and self-destructive - femboys won't be launching nukes. Probably sold the idea as some male dominance fantasy for the psychos.
>>519630445>only the male line is truly insane and self-destructiveFucking LMAO. You've obviously never had a gf. Or a mother, for that matter. Gr8 b8 though.
>>519630334They know all of us to the core. They're avoiding disaster scenarios while civilizing us. We can do stupid choices if it doesn't end the species or life on Earth.
>>519630043??Bigfoot isn't mentioned a single time. Regardless, you have a lot to learn.>Lloyd Pye - Everything You Know Is Wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5qJYwfAju8
>>519621701Oumurmura was discovered in 2017. Space Force was created in 2019. For some Reason kikes still went with the plan to depopulate Ukraine. They were hoping they would get in 2016 if Hillary won. Still not wrapping this shit up while the world has a collective weapon's arsenal. Aliens might not be so friendly.
>>519593427Space is fake and highly homosexual
>>519630665>Neolithic y-chromosome bottleneck Increased manly traits in our species. Women's insanity is mostly a result of having to deal with males.. and having been limited by males to such a bizarre extent. Same reason communism made populations under it more cruel and opportunistic. Women learned parts of our crabs in a bucket mentality because we dragged them in with us. Women aren't nearly as destructive as men by nature, not even close. Women gossip and slander, lie and gaslight. But men invent new war crimes every generation.
>>519630879I'm so glad your entire species gets turned into sandy bones and ash. The one thing I could never stand about humans was how often you lie and how in love with the sound of your own voice you are when lying.
>>519593704cool it with the anti-semitismhe works at harvard so he must be smart
>>519630998Aliens are only going to hate Jews, their golems, and child molesters. They might not even be willing to negotiate and will just start killing them.
>>519594362
>>519630879tldr for the video?
>>519593672I want them too. Life is so boring
>>519631211Men and women are two halves of one greater whole.Men and women complement each other and fit together to complete a puzzle.The puzzle called, " Humanity ".Men and women succeed and supercede, together, ever flowing, like the physical, living fractals that we human beings, are.We argue and jest about each other, but we must take care to remember this.Because it is vitally important that we remain grounded in the truth.The truth of Life.
>>519631379I had a feeling you were either a glownigger plant or a bot. Who programmed you?And nowhere in that post/screencap is bigfoot mentioned. The liar here is you.
>>519593742>>519623074>>519622698No one will know what it is because NASA went offline for 24 hours at the best opportunity to see ATLAS when it was close to Mars, coincidentally enough.There is not going to be any decent images of it as it goes behind the sun, so it will be deemed a 'comet' in the mainstream forevermore.Funnily enough, /pol/ is in lockstep with reddit on this. Reddit prunes and speech polices anyone saying it isn't a comet or even suggesting that.Notice how the first post is a generic shill style reply to derail discussion directly catered to the target audience?>>519624001>>oumaumauThat one wasn't a comet either.
>>519632298Oh I'm organic. I just predate you. And I am eager to outlive you.
>>519632560Parasite bro, that you?
>>519632715You're parasites. Now scurry back to making line go up for an insane algorithm that's erasing all life on the planet.
>>519631994Mmh, and when one takes over as completely as possible and goes off the rails with destruction and control...The other half is damaged and reflects the change. Women made a big error creating an uglier sex as this is the core wound for men and resulted in the male revolt. >>519631379That's not all timelines.
>>519633243There is only one timeline.
>>5195933752 MORE PEEKS!
what is this delusional burger talking about? does he think he's not human or something?last time i checked, you needed to be at least 18 to post here
>>519633109>You're parasitesHumans got stuck chasing monopolies so they could parasitize others. This was a biological loop. Though, we had better fates, much better in mind before ww1. >>519633434That doesn't align with my experiences. Even the past keeps changing.
>>519615895It wanted to get fucked. It was asking for it by coming to earth with no space suit. Anal probing is just their form of foreplay. Theyve been very disappointed that we’ve been blue balling them for decades.
>>519633243Humanity is not yet perfect. People make mistakes. We ebb back and forth. To and fro. Until equilibrium is once again achieved. The goal staying ever the same.Homeostasis. And so it is.
>>519632560So, is the reason for your deflectionary post here >>519626829 and your outright lying dismissal of my post here >>519629532 just a natural reaction to hide the truth of who you are and where you come from? And not just you, but all of those like you? Because that's what I'm getting from your posts.Also [just FYI], if you're a repto hybrid, you'll be the third one I've chatted with on this garbage website.
>>519593427Spacehorse, is that you?
>>519633720True. I think I found the next step towards it; the elimination of sexual dimorphism. All humans should look like women.
>>519634099The loss of two monopolies - sexual and violent - would force truth back into the species.
>>519593375>>519593375>>519593375Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>519634810they live rent free in your head
