>be putin >rise to mafia boss lvl200 via drug trafficking into Peter during the 90s >get accustomed to unspeakable depravities that go along with the trade >blame mudslimes for all bad in Russia >people love it because they're sore after losing against Chechnya >jewligarchs love it because mudslimes >get campaign fueled by them wanting a rearrangement of the cake >take some terrorist attacks >win >things are still shit, ratings dip >fake yet another bombing >war with Chechnya, loses >bribes Kadyrov to backstab his own people and make it look as if both sides won (it's still Russia but they keep their Sharia) >breeds dozens of bastards during this time, including some inbred ones, satiating his degen urges >rumour says a general fucked a bastard daughter of Putin after getting sloppy seconds from him with some tajik whore >oil prices soar and Russians are ecstatic with the crumbs >ratings explode >choose a weaker enemy this time just in case >Georgia >world be like, wtf this nigga doin >Russians be like: Russia STRONK >backstabs anyone of his (((allies))) before they do it themselves >little Russians don't want their wealth siphoned off by Putin (((approved))) oligarchs >bribe and sabotage Ukraine into a failed state so Russians don't get any ideas >white Russians don't want their wealth siphoned off by Putashenko >crush a generation into prison so Russians don't get any ideas >invades little Russia with meatwaves not because of lack of strategy, but as a display of power >"what are you gonna do, bomb Russia? They're ready to die for me" >protect the dungeon with his dysgenic bastard spawn more than he protects the livelihoods of Russians And this is why the leaders of the west hate him, because they don't have the testosterone level required to be like him. Absolute chad, dream of every man. He done everything and all. He's a mafia boss president who can sambo the fuck out of you into submission. >inb4 trannies dilating
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>>519611093>muh drug traffikingnearly every single billionare/top politican you know has either directly participated in illegal activity or their direct ancestors have within the past 100 years. the only way to have clean hands and spiritually pure while also having economic success is to be firmly stuck in the middle class.
>>519611093tl;dr?
>>519611093>white Russians
So how do we stop him?
>>519614547Why would you stop someone so chad?
