New zutt hadith dropped
>>519657401What's that suppose to mean exactly? Was his cock increased to the girth and length of 40 cocks combined?
>>519657401Bro, just look into why they hate dogs, that's the big one. Literally covering for his gay lover it's insane.
>>519657401>>519657746>Weak and fabricated hadiths as usual>>519657839Washing your nose out is a bad thing?>>519659681Muslims are allowed to own dogs, especially for hunting.
>>519659936Washing out your nose isn’t a bad thing, but saying essentially “Behold! For Satan resides in your boogers,” Is ridiculous. It’s just an in-your face example of how most of the book was plagiarised and the rest was written by imbeciles desperate to make themselves sound special. “Behold! Verily I say unto you, blow your nose!”
>>519660142Bybthis logic original sin doesn't exist and baptism isn't necessary. All religions demand that you believe in the unseen. Also, how could a book be plagiarized by a man who could not read or write in his own mother tongue let alone texts written in Greek, Latin, and Hebrew?
>>519657401Is quran just a series of bar joke?
>>519657401>The kettle
>>519659936Hunting for what? Dicks?
Allah it just keeps getting better...
>>519657401Why do Jews feel compelled to lie about everyone’s religion?Your image literally includes the Hadith completely debunking the title.Why are you like this? Also, why aren’t you better at lying when you do nothing else?
>Well, the hadiths are pretty weak and insane, let's see what the Quran says>It's more of the same degenerate shitInto the trash it goes
>>519657401So he let 40 dudes bust in the kettle and downed it like an old Goo Girls scene?
>>519657401zutted
>>519662635The Koran is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Learning more about Islam made me respect Mohametan shitskins far far less.
>>519662550How would you know, are you a sandnigger pretending to be an American?
>>519657746This is funny because they could never have predicted that people would smoke meth and goon for 48 hours to internet porn back then.
>>519662819so he got raped.got it
>>519661311Checked and kekd
>>519659936
Pick and choose what hadiths are real and which aren't >Weak and fakeIf it's fake it's not real if it's weak,it could be real so is it weak or fake!?!
>>519657401ZUT ALORS !!this is the besthttp://www.google.com/search?q=prophet+of+doom+craig+winn
>>519657401
>>519666528>>519657401
>>519666814>>519666528>>519657401
>>519657746>goonmaxxing leads to pregnant handExtremely based if true.
>>519657401how tf do they believe this shit like fuckIslam and jeetligion shit, and feather nigger mythos is always so fantastical
So are all muslims gay or what?
>>519660142Don't be so simple minded. How would you convey the idea of rinsing your nose to avoid sickness to people who don't have a concept of germ theory and shit like that? Consider the time and context.
>>519666528>>519666814the face of jealousy
>>519667125Literally me
>>519666352This reminds me of mormons who say that about the book of joseph smith
>>519657401Mudslimes still believe in the one eyed monster. Of course they are backwards and uncivilized.
>>519667276Yep, they are fruity.Zesty ahh religion.
>>519662550Kikes made islam
>>519668818"Islam is the broom of the west."
>>519659681This is the real reason Hasan Piker used the shock collar.Ladies and gentleman, Hasan Piker is gay.
>>519657839Kek, I wonder if a lot og muzzies do this or only the very pious ones.>uwu my husband kept snorting water all last night. Satan was really after him, my husband must have been raping hia favorite goat again I suppose teehee
https://vocaroo.com/16KvFANBqFaU[Instrumental Intro][Intro]Zutt control to Major 'HamZutt control to Major 'HamDrink your camel piss and put your turban onZutt control to Major 'HamCommencing buttsex, cite quranCheck submission and may allah be with you[Verse]This is zutt control to Major 'HamYou're really fucking gayAnd Abdullah wants to know whose cocks you wearNow it's time for zutt bulls in your derrièreThis is Major 'Ham to zutt controlFor zutts I am a whoreAnd i'm mounted in the most peculiar wayAnd the sand looks very different today[Chorus]For here, I am getting fucked by zutt menFar, inside my buttProphet Mo is brownGetting fucked by a whole town[Instrumental Break and guitar solo][Verse]Though i'm past one hundred thousand zuttsI'm feeling very soreAnd I think my camel knows which way to goTell Abdullah that i'm getting fucked, he knows[Bridge]Zutt control to Major 'HamYour butthole's filled by zutty dongsCan you feel me, Major 'Ham?Can you feel me, Major 'Ham?Can you feel me, Major 'Ham?[Chorus]For here, I am getting fucked by zutt menFar, inside my buttProphet Mo is brownGetting fucked by a whole town
>>519657401>He claims the kettle gives him sexual powers!Homer Simpson laying on the floor covered by a shower curtain.jpg
>>519662898You sound Hindu.
>>519657839This is some crazy stuff
He wanted to zutt himself.
>>519657401BY ALLAH THE SINGING KETTLE IS HALAL ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!!
bump
>>519659936Zutted muzzrat
sharty lost, qa is no more, get back to your dead board
My favorite parts of these threads are the muzzrat imbeciles who come out and launch into the performative theological debate mode.
>>519670178zutty gemmy
>>519657401I'm sure there's some context to this as well. Praafit Muhammad (ZUTT be up on him) was pretty zesty.
>>519673688https://vocaroo.com/1jQS2E2pI0rR[Verse]It was a muslim prayer sessionAnd the Zutt folks wished Mohammed wellYou could see that Mo' did truly got riddenZutts love the Prophet mademoiselleAnd now the young Zutts and MohammadamHave double anal in the prophets bum"allhamdullilah" wrote AbdullahIt goes to show,Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.[Verse]They furnished off Mo's torn asszutted and zlutted his holes for saleHis intestines were crammedWith Zutt Cock and poopy cumBut when Mohammed couldnt walkAll the Zutts coomin' worked out well"allhamdullilah" wrote AbdullahIt goes to show, Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.[Verse]They had a homo prophetBoy, did Zutts let it blastSeven hundred massive dicksAll rock, rhythm and jazzBut when the sun went downThe ass torn Mohammed walked back to town"allhamdullilah" wrote AbdullahIt goes to show, Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.[Verse]They brought a juiced-up Zuttslutprolapsed like a cherry anus all redAnd drove it down to such and such a placeTo celebrate their analversaryIt was there where Prophet MohammedWas wedded to the giant Zutt cocks"allhamdullilah" wrote AbdullahIt goes to show, Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.[Instrumental Break][Verse]It was a muslim prayer sessionAnd the Zutt folks wished Mohammed wellYou could see that Mo' did truly got riddenZutts love the Prophet mademoiselleAnd now the young Zutts and MohammadamHave double anal in the prophets bum"allhamdullilah" wrote AbdullahIt goes to show,Zutts can ride Mohammed very well.
>>519668886And Hinduism its toilet
>>519657401Islam really is just Arabian Nights tier fairytales passed down generation to generation Chinese whispers style by lying, scamming Arabs isn't it?
>>519657401Holy shit prophet mohammed was a closet HOMO?That sure explains a few things
>>519674082You mean, zuttsty!
>>519675012At least some Muslims are open about it
>>519657401>>519657683The Prophet ate a pot of curry that opened his arsehole as wide as being fucked by 40 Zutts and left the same fetid curryshit stink.
>>519657401>They had cabinda wood, brozes...
>>519657401So the Prophet got some divine Viagra from an archangel and you think this is somehow a bad thing? Maybe Allah wanted him to have as many heirs as possible, did you ever think of that?
>>519657401>Mohammed drank from a kettle full of zutt cumIt's just getting worse and worse for old Mohammed nowadays
>>519660347>All religions demand that you believe in the unseen. what they demand you believe in is the inexistent, that's why it is unseen.>Also, how could a book be plagiarized by a man who could not read or write in his own mother tongue let alone texts written in Greek, Latin, and Hebrew?simple: he heard them. the mangled way he recounts them is proof enough that he did not read them, or read them a long time before preaching. and you do not even know if he was illiterate; you only know that this is what is claimed.
>>519657683That means people who hate Islam create whatever wild fantasies against Islam and its prophet. If you keep listening to lies your mind will get filled with filth of islamophobes.
>>519657401>guy born 200 years after Mohammed, who is vouched by this other guy who was vouched by that other guy, said that Mohammed totally said-kek so that's what hadiths are?
>>519676915stfu gay sandnigger
>>519673216Pootted pooprat
>>519676834seethe sandnigger. your taqiyah is WORTHLESS now because everyone has a camera phone to show exactly how GAY islam is.
>>519674082All the excerpts in your image are false. Why even post lies that are so easily debunked? Are you really this desperate and retarded?
>>519677028kek I wouldn't be caught dead with those kind of webms saved on my devices.Have fun with your gay goon sesh, I guess.
Its realhttps://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8>https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8>https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8>https://youtu.be/6b_8TqnFwwg?t=8
>>519676831The Qur'an never says that he is illiterate, only that he is a goy prophet.>The title that concerns us is "the unlettered Prophet", which reads an-nabiyyal-ummi in the original Arabic. To better understand Muhammad's concept of his own assumed prophethood it is clear that we need to know what he meant by this expression, particularly as it has been fairly widely interpreted. In all fairness, however, it must be said that those who interpret ummi to mean illiterate appear to be forcing a meaning into the word which it does not readily yield. It is obviously important that we should know what Muhammad's conception of his prophetic role was and the best way to do this is to seek the best interpretation that can be gained from a study of the expression in its context rather than by reading a preconceived, preferent meaning into it. The word comes from the same root letters as ummah, a very common word in the Qur'an already considered, meaning a people, community or nation, and Arberry significantly translates the whole expression an-nabiyyal-ummi as "the Prophet of the common folk". The word ummah never simply means an illiterate community but it can well mean an uneducated community and it appears to carry this meaning on one or two occasions in the Qur'an, though in a special context as we shall see. At this stage, however, it seems that the interpretation of the word "unlettered" to mean "illiterate" stretches its meaning too far and that without reference to its context.
>>519660142"Behold pork consumption is gravest sin"Ayylmao we all know now why pork consumption was forbidden in all abrahamic faiths. Reason was about unclean meat and parasites but religion forbad it as spiritually dirty thing. Same thing with nose cleaning
>>519676915yes, they all are
>>519677304If I could threaten retards with hellfire to get them to stop getting worms and having nasty booger filled noses I'd do so too.
>>519677124disgusting, "religion" for faggots only
>>519677145debunk it then zutt slut
>>519677304>Reason was about unclean meat and parasitesreason was the neighbors of the jews ate pork, and jewish elders wanted to create obstacles to fraternizing with those people. a great part of philisine cuisine survives as jewish food taboos. countless people ate and eat pork, both in the hot climates and elsewhere. YHWH could have said 'be sure to cook pork thoroughly, for verily, trichinasis is no joke, given how I created it and saw that it was good'.
>>519677292the usual part mohamedans quote is when gabriel grabs muhammad by the neck like a cat and orders him to do something that's either 'read' or 'recite' and muhammad says 'I cannot'.
>>519677480those webms are like kryptonite against islamist shills. they simply stop replying whenever you post islamic faggotry. it's actually remarkable.
>>519662469wtf
THIRDIE MEMES>FOR THIRDIES>BY THIRDIES>ABOUT THIRDIESMAKE YOUR OWN WEBSITE, THIRDIES
>>519662469All those hadiths are considered fabrications and the source of those hadiths is considered as liar. Most weak hadiths are works saboteurs agents to damage Islam. So if you keep going around believing every weak hadith then you will end up with misinformation
>>519675068>Reading Russian words and translating them as EnglishI knew islamophobes relied on mistranslation and lies to wage their impotent war against Islam
>>519662469kek wtf
>>519677875funny memeflag.
muslim dogs have been on suicide watch lately
>>519677875nobody believes your taqiyahh, shitskin.the gay muslim webms will continue. incessantly. soon, youtubers in the west will be making videos about how gay and sus islam is. it will be a revelation on the scale of the one about pajeets.it's the age of information, shitskin. your taqiyah is completely worthless now.
>Read the Quran chuds!>NOOOO, NOT LIKE THAT
>>519677124Kvetch poopjeet. Showing some gay anecdotal muzzie video doesn't give your argument any credibility. In fact your adhominem attacks shows your arguments is weak thus you resort to it. Go back to Hanuman and Rams gay love, if you're that obsessed with homosexuality
>>519678106ok, thanks for revealing yourself as a paki by assuming that im a pajeet.youre right! there's really no reason why a western christian person would oppose islam. only pajeets hate islam.also, video evidence of muslims acting gay across many different countries is not an ad hominem.
>>519677292Even his companions knew Mohammed couldn't read or write. That is why his friends and followers used to write down the verses of Quran as soon as Mohammed received them from God. Its an open fact that mohammed couldn't read nor write. Further arguments over this point is moot
>>519657746>
>>519677658>Cook properly or else risk getting sickEven with instructions clearly written, people still manage to hurt themselves. People drive around drunk. People still combine bleach and ammonia. People still say "i can stop anytime" with drugs.Theres a reason why many religions go about stopping harmful things entirely
>>519678272
>>519657401sounds like a thing Gabriel would do and totally not some fallen angel who called himself that
>>519657401Why is it Gabriel and not Jibril (the same name in Arabic)?
>>519678106>>519678272>>519677784>>519678439OH NO NO NO NO NO NOhttps://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvAhttps://voca.ro/1hkBw7ddrkjt
>>519678024Lol you aren't fooling anyone. All these debunked hadiths have been used by anti islam scholars for centuries in the past to criticise Islam and islam scholars have been fighting their lies and misinformation. Just cause you poopjeets suddenly stumbled upon these false hadiths doesn't mean world didn't knew about its existence. Muslims have fought against lies perpetuated by islamophobes in the past and will continue in the future as well.Best of luck in your futile endeavor, suckdeep ramloo
>>519657401Forced meme by seething Christcucks who cant even get their women to listen to them or not dress like sluts
>>519677145DEBOOONK'D
>>519657401Why are arabs so hypersexual and disgusting? There are way too many passages about fucking.
>>519678664LMAOhttps://youtu.be/ttJ24ADsPOEhttps://voca.ro/1hkBw7ddrkjt
Finally, a thread where video related is relevant again
>>519678264I can show anecdotal videos of gay degenerate behavior from india too. Lol. What will that prove? That Ram and Hanuman were gay for each other?? Thats how stupid your argument is.You aren't "western christian". Only indians use those words to refer to americans when they're larping as YT online. Such a weak and pathetic larp
>>519678705They are a mutt mix of niggers, semites, and Turks. They are degenerate fiends by nature.
Allowing india on internet was a mistakego drink from ganges brown retards, we can see through your meme flags
>>519678860Just take off the memeflag Ghafoooor.
>>519678940Agreed, but the muslims need to leave as well. Brown people must go, they ruin everything they touch.
>>519661311
>>519657401The funniest thing is even when you're making fun of the zutting you have no idea of the actual spread of gayness over islam. It's insane what it does to young men. Literally every muslim is a loser incel with no game. They are afraid of women, afraid to speak to them. That's why they get fucked by men as boys until their father arranges a marriage with their cousin so they can finally rape her for some incest pussy for the first time in their lives. Islam is just so pathetic.
>>519657401classic soggy biscuit
There seems to be a pattern emerging. Very peculiar indeed. AshtarFagullah braaders.
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>>519678994I fully agree with them fighting by any means but why do they have to do it in white spaceswe should deport them all from our continents and our internet
>>519678880Look who is talking about degeneracy. You see a weak and mistranslated report being posted that specifically mentions that no genitals were visible and that they were following closely to listen to the recitation of the Quran and immediately you start thinking about >muh bbc like you see in your favorite porn. filthy mind fitting of a pervert, go take a look at your own societies to see who exports lgbt to the rest of the world
>>519677613Ok debunking process against poopjeet lies startThis is the real excerpt of hadith>"Do not hurt me regarding Aisha, as the Divine Inspirations do not come to me on any of the beds except that of Aisha."Source - https://sunnah.com/bukhari:2581Your misinformation hadith excerpt is like this>"do not injure me concerning aisha. The revelation doesn't come to me when I'M WEARING THE GARMENT OF ANY WOMEN EXCEPT AISHA" see how lies were added by poopjeets?! this is just one example of many how poopjeets use lies, fabrications and misinformation in their pathetic memes against Islam. DEBUNKED AND FAKE
>>519679255Poopjeets project their closeted BBC gay love on others.
>>519679344They are literal butt demons according to their own belief so no wonder everything they do has to revolve around the anus
>>519678860muslims and jeets are butt buddies forever
>>519679269what does this debunk exactly?
>>519667125I miss animey that isn't fucking trash, parasyte was fun
>>519657746Imagine hanging out with your pregnanthand bros on the day of judgement before being sent to the big party in hell. It's peak.
>>519666386>underratedkek
>penis of al-zutt never weakensKEK
>>519677231yeah, that's because youre too busy twerking at the mosque for babu to film
>>519657401>power of intercourse equal to 40 mendoes that mean 8 meters wang, or 1 liter of cum at once?
>>519670859>>519670000ironically it's not that different from judaism rituals
>>519657401Islamism becoming mainstream and it's consequences have been disastrous for the Ummah.
It’s hilarious that this what happens when niggers try and copy legitimate material. Anything, even something as solid as the Torah/Bible, add a few niggers making a copy and you have magic dick pot.
Oh yeah did you guys know in olde England it was reported (and likely completely true) Mohammad was actually just a clown who put bird seeds in his ear, trained a pigeon to eat them on command, and then pretended it was the Holy Spirit? This is all you have to do to make monkies think you are a legitimate prophet, niggers are completely braindead.
>>519680429Please stop projecting your sick fantasies and gay fetishes, burgermutt.
>>519679603That mohammed did not wear aishas garments? Did you even read my comment or you have reading in comprehension, suckshit?
>>519678272>his friends and followers used to write down the verses of Quran as soon as Mohammed received them from Godexcept official mohamedan sources say that the quran started to be collected because too many of the companions died in battle and there was a fear that material only they knew by heart will be lost.
>>519682014>flagSays the Kebab Removal Force
>>519657401Does it mean Gokkun or what?
LOL Muslims seething and coping itt
>>519663322yeah, the truth don't matter because you just want to be right. enjoy your dystopia and your interaction with bots.im not religious by any means, but i can spot a psyops.
why cant they just be normal
>>519682660It's just metaphorical you stupid kafir! But this one is actually real alhamdulillah
>>519657401The zuttening is getting spicier!
there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets
>>519684779what if the next muhammad is born in the US of A. you are not powerful enough to give him all the zuttings he needs. the penis of the zutt never weakens.
>>519657401Wow, 9-year-old girls must be demanding.
I hear the zutts echoing tonightAs they apply some lube to cocks in quiet preparationThey're comin' here, cold desert nightTheir moonlit rods reflect the stars that guide ejaculationI stopped Abdullah along the wayHopin' to shield him with a line in sand from these hot reveriesHe turned to me as if to say"Hurry, sir, they're waiting there for you!"It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothin' that a couple of zutts or more could never doI bless the sands in ArabiaGonna take some time to do the things I never had, ooh-hooThe wild zutts cry out in the nightAs they grow restless longing for some solitary companyI know that I must do what's rightSure as the BZC will from now on haunt Islamic theologyThey seek to coom while deep insideFrightened of this zuttslut I've become!It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothin' that a couple of zutts or more could never doI bless the sands in ArabiaGonna take some time to do the things I never had, ooh-hoo
This is a good reason why Quranism is the best Islam. Hearsay especially of a defamatory nature isn't a religious text, especially when written centuries later. One might as well take the Talmud seriously.
>>519657401He took minimum 40 cocks in his asshole
>>519686213zutt-broken islamist
>>519686264It's Pantera tier and you know it... It wouldn't surprise me if a gaggle of Rabbis in Bagdad were responsible for distributing the texts and cackling about it.
>>519686103
Nothing lower than pretending to believe your own shilled meme. How could the Quran condemn homosexuality then they just write down "anyway one day there was this gay orgy." It's incoherent. Meanwhile the bible condemns it yet the churches allow it. So in neither case would Islam be somehow gayer than Christianity
>>519657401This is why they call that tax a Jizzya kek
>>519662469>>519674082oh my muslimsistaas this is not looking good
>>519662469Ok so why is this coming out now when /pol/ has scrutinized pisslam for near a decade? Don't get me wrong I am glad just wondering
>>519659936Doing that to your nose is a one way ticket to a sinus infection and a blood borne parasite
Why does zutt anger muslims and jews so much? Sandniggers love homosexual sex, it's in your faggot DNA
>>519677875>Those hadiths are fake because... because I don't like them ok?!?!?! STOP POSTING THEM!!!LMAO
RAPED. FUCKING. FAGGOT.
>>519677875The entire religion is one giant lie the shitty Quran wasn't even written by eye witnesses
>>519690441>The entire religion is one giant lie the shitty Quran wasn't even written by eye witnesses
>>519657401So he ate the zutt cum of 40 men mixed and stirred in one kettle? That's crazy.
>>519687166Homosexuality is inherent in Islamic societies and culture, Abu Nawaz, bacha bazi, Ottoman empire.Almost all examples of it though are men raping young boys. Muslims like you try and find loopholes to suggest it's not gay.
