The greatest literary epic of white people was written... by an African.
>>519685810It's literal trash forced and contrived emotional trash that you dying need to read nor watch because you know the ending before you even get into it. Only pretentious faggots claim it's heckin amazing! It isn't. stop pretending it is.
>>519685944Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
>>519685810I wonder how many of those actors on the cover are jews. Probably at least half.
>>519686020Sorry you're so upset
>>519685944no, its actually high level fiction written by a university professor with legendary life experiences like serving in the ww1 trenches, nazism was born the same way
>>519686120No it isn't. It's contrived emotionalism slop. No amount of pretending is going to make it what you're claiming.
>>519685810Read "Tolkien's failed quest" by E. Michael Jones
>>519685810OH LAWD DEM RANGZWE NEED A KANGFOR DEM RANGS
>>519685810
>>519686173>>519686208Two of the lord's are here wonder where's the third one of youYour whole life's existence won't event amount a page of his writings. You will never be a fraction of the real man he was. Based writer of whites exterminating sand niggers
>>519686394Sorry you're so upset
>>519685944People say a lot of shit about Tolkien. What people consistently miss about Tolkien is that he had a professorial level understanding of WHY we tell stories. The difference between the Lord of the Rings and "muh better literacy" is that the Lord of the Rings is a story worth telling.
>>519686511>he had a professorial level understanding of WHY we tell storiesIdgaf LotR is absolute bullshit. Contrived, emotionalism nonsense equivalent to capeshit where you know the ending before you even watch it. Only pretentious retarded faggots think this pretentious trash is actually good
>>519686120>with legendary life experiences like serving in the ww1 trenchesLmao he served 2 x 1 week stints at the front, only the second involved action, of which he saw none as he was a signals officer, after that heroism he reported to the medical officer and tapped out
>>519686628I feel like you had no answer to that one.
>>519686628Sorry you're so upset.
>>519686779Sorry you're so upset, but, it's ridiculous feel-good nonsense of a bygone era. You know it, I know it and everyone wide knows it. jews told you it was so amazing and you fell for it. Quit swimming in your emotions like a bitch for a change>>519686790>>519686431
I really really like this picture.
>>519686742>He did what anyone with a triple digit IQ would
>>519685810...Boers are Affican now?You better get out of their country then you nigger.
>>519686861As I see it, you just have no perception of the "why."You have no idea why you're making these posts.And because you have no perception of the "why," no matter how much you look down on it, your entire life is more lowly than a single sentence Tolkien has written. I'd avoid disrespecting it, because it's yourself you're disrespecting.
Consider this
LOTR is a real story from europe around 6500 years ago.This is the reason it resonates so perfect with whites, because it's our history
>>519687135Nope! Sorry. I'm not going to pretend with you that it's anything else other than slop. Sorry. Just not gonna. Sorry you're so upset.
>>519686861You're trying way too hard
>>519687077He volunteered you retard
>>519687224You're just proving you have no idea why you're making these posts.
>>519685810>>519685944It's evil jews pushing Africans and shits into Europe."Sauron" is "Solomon"Thirdworlders are orcs etc....Inb4 >But Tolk's said it wasn't bla bla bla...I don't care, it still is.
>>519687224Kiddo you're being btfo
>>519687265>how dare you not like my favorite flavor ice cream>you don't know the reasons why my favorite ice cream is my favoriteSorry you're so upset. It's trash
>>519687353>>519687336It's still emotionally contrived, feel good garbage. Sorry you're so upset
>>519685944Only pretentious assholes and fat women who love British culture and Jane Austin hate Tolkien.
>>519685944yea it's overrated, but I will give them, it was really good for it's time.
>>519687508Kek faggot folding his arms and responding scornfully. IT'S TRASH. sorry you're so upset
>>519687373You're not even doing that line correctly. It's like you have no perception of higher order thinking.
Why are you even respoding to this OBVIOUS troll and professional retard?There is no argument to be had here. No substance. Do not bump, do not reply. Move on.
>>519687712>>519686431
>>519686297does frodo get a glowing shotgun in this version?
>>519687755>>519687373
>>519687140>>519687211Are the orcs just invading hordes of niggers/sand niggers? shwxt
>>519687761I'll translate what I said.I was under the impression you were acting like a monkey. It seems like you are a monkey and you're just hamming it up.
>>519685810>an African jew to be precisejews always make shit up, we knowSo what are you even saying?
>>519687873sorry you're so upset
Are you a jewish ball earth believer?
>>519686071The actor who played Gandalf is a literal faggot. He sucks dick and takes it in the butt. Try not to think of it next time you watch.
>>519687211jokes aside, the first chapters of The Silmarillion are a better written creation myth than the Bible I'd rather believe in a deist Eru who created the world from song and then fucked off, leaving his underlings to handle it than in some desert goatfucker story with a focus on foreskins
>>519687898Can you not see it's not really biting? I guess you really are a monkey. You're just trying to shoo me off at this point.
>>519687823Some say Russians, maybe Tartars or whatever was before them
>>519687915you should probably just refrain from looking up the sexual proclivities of anyone you see
>>519687561Hope you had fun with your gay bait thread, time for you to clock in for a solid 9 hour day. Don’t be a minute fucking late or I’m writing you up again, nigger.
>>519685944Found the GRRM fan
>>519687987ahhhh interesting. I'll have to look more into it.
>>519688109I watched GOT for the first time this year. More contrived feminist, simping mangina trash. Sorry, it's not that good and sorry you're so upset.
>>519685810OP has rough unprotected anal sex with migrants
>>519685944Show us your literary epic anon,or at least share what you consider to be quality work. It is easy to shit on anything, but justification is not. Present your alternative.
>>519688204don't encourage the mental niggerhe's just here to shitpost
Niggers can't even read, why attempt to shit on pages of "yt" runes and squiggles. Unless....is this a filthy jew rage thread?
>>519688132I'm going to explain it very succinctly so that even you might get it.I'm not afraid of being outsmarted by a guy acting like a monkey. I'm disappointed that you really were a monkey.It's kind of funny if you look at it more objectively. Here I thought, you were just acting like a monkey and I wanted to be btfo, but you genuinely have no higher order thought. You're just a monkey that eats his own poo and I'm trying to talk with you as if you were just acting.
>>519688204LOTR is shit. No amounts of goal post moving is going to change this fact. Sorry you're so upset
>>519685810Tolkein was English though.
>>519688248Damn. Didn't read, but, sorry you're so upset
>>519688339Come on now. You're STILL that afraid of me? Nigga, wake up.
>>519688273>goal post movingasking what you like is goal post moving? You are shutting down your own conversation. Are you 1/2 jewish? Well, see ya later.
>>519688372>>519688339
>>519688248
>>519687211I can't find it now, but years ago when I was deep down one of my conspiracy rabbit holes I read some channeler's account of how LOTR, and fantasy in general by extension, is an echo of our collective memory from the last cycle before the Flood.
>>519688316He emerged from the womb of the Black Continent.
>>519688458
>>519687561>IT'S TRASH.
>>519688125Tolkien specifically noted that his works weren't allegorical...
>>519688695
>>519688765heh, i really like that picture. mind if I save it?
>>519688807Only if you promise to not be so upset
>>519688831Then no
>Elon Musk's african jew father was charged with raping kids last weekKek
>>519688484Hampshire?
>>5196888821PBTIDowo VG samefagging
>>519688884Elon's father is Whether Von Braun
>>519688831kek
>>519688986Wernher*
LOTR sucks and Tolkien was a Jew (do basic research normie filth)>>519687140Say that to my 7 foot tall Irish friend faggot (you never will)
>>519688986Actually, he descends from the jewish Pol Pot bloodline
>>519687447You seem like you just learned the word contrived. If you think the story is "feel good garbage", you didn't understand it. The story ended with tragedy for most and even those who succeeded were set up to experience tragedy in the future (except maybe Samwise)
>>519689071Nope. He was predicted by his father, the Nazi who was brought over from Germany under Operation Paperclip, and founded NASA, to lead the one world government to populate Mars
Ok, faggots. LotR was Tolkien taking various myths and rewriting for a fantasy series. However, the main structure, just like Harry Potter, is taken from the Bible. Just read what Tolkien himself says. You might like LotR or not. Nothing is going to change that it’s derivative pap. Living in a fantasy world is childish. Stop being children. Put down the fairy tales. Go lift, support your family, gain respect from others and for yourself. Comic book fags, Trekkies, fantasy fans all deserve to be beaten.
>>519689161Sorry you're so upset
>>519685944only dirty kikes think this
>>519689245Sorry you're so upset
>>519685944Post nose.
>>519689071
>>519689227>go liftthis is never the first thing an attractive person would say.
>>519689229I could take it or leave it, but people who think they're smarter than they are need to be put in their place for a society to function. I'm sorry this is the only way for you to get attention but it won't help you
>>519689363>>519689298
MY favorite literary work
>>519685944The urge to be controversial
So, you have a literal Nazi, who starts NASA, then writes a science fiction novel about a one world government aspiring to colonize mars, led by "The Elon". Get on my level faggots.519689476 (You)
Everyone loves lord of the rings, the whiteness is unbreakable and will always be there as a stark reminder to what we are heading towards and what we have lost/are losing.Everyone knows it.
I remember the first time I heard about von Braun.
>>519685810He also regretted he wasnt a Jew> In response to a request from a German publisher about his Aryan descent in 1938 stated "I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people"
>>519689556It's emotional faggotry in text. Sorry you're so upset
Tolkien hated nazis tho lol
The Rings in LOTR are an allegory of modern oligarchy. Everyone thinks they can be an executive but the actual executive is not the formal executive. The actual executive controls all formal executives using The One Ring. Very few can resist the actual executive.
>>519689556Children love Wind in the Willows too, but neither it nor LotR are doing anything to help white adults.
>>519689695Yes, and their effects are no diffident to those the cartoon-watching faggot experience with their wannabe Asian bullshit
>>519689695Strong alegories are a means to winning the masses, people feel connection to it, it could be inspiring for creative minds and it definitely can help people and generally shape discourse and consensus, the jews do it all the time and it worked well for them.
>>519689782It’s funny, isn’t it? Weaboos always want anime Japan, they seem to ignore the imperial culture that had Japan ruling most of Asia for years.
>>519689982Lotr was not an allegory to anything... he hated allegory. This is how he invented literal languages and entire worlds, by not comparing them to our world.
>>519690526That's true but i don't think he envisioned the white world being under siege by orcs in the literal sense as it is today, in his time we were unstoppable, it was a different world for him.So whether he wanted it or not, it simply is an allegory along with the little shires and towns, ofcourse it is and obviously his inspirations came from home.
>>519689982>shape discourse and consensus > the jews do it all the timeWhy are you the way you are
>>519691037the jews
>>519689476back to twitter faggot mutt
>>519690526> not comparing them to our worldLMAOOOOO faggotQuenya is derived from Finnish Sindarin from WelshTolkien had no original thoughts.
>>519685810Tolkienfags have yet to answer what Aragorn's tax policy was.
>>519686742Because he realized the forces of (((Morgoth))) were compelling the White races of Europe to depopulate each otherSaruman was a metaphor for the corrupted politicians wiping out their own people to replace them with subhumans (orcs and goblins = niggers and jeets)Stop huffing petrol and actually read the books you fucking boong
>>519685944>>519686173been saying this for years, normies are just pretentious npcs who follow anything the media tells them
>>519691831Gondor calls for enrichment
>>519686628>Contrived, emotionalism nonsense equivalent to capeshitNo, please, say more buzzwords
>>519692118Sorry you're so upset.
>>519691570Total Goblin Death + mithril mining
>>519692287>35pbtid>"sorry youre upset"
>>519685810>>519685944Why do jews hate Tolkien so much?
>>519692560>>519692724>>519692287
>>519692724Same reason they hate JK Rowling, they got typecast as the goblins
>>519686173can you do better faggot?Critizism is great if you have something better?can you invent a language to a book?Can you make a book that influences this many people around the world?LOok at this stupid faggot!You cant trash something that is good and words---- when you are lower than what you're trashing....Its the same mentality as niggers. Who create nothing good.Are you a nigger? You sound like one.
>>519685944This. Book of the new sun is better and would have made a better film.
Why do movie posters have all that jew text on the bottom?
>>519693196>trvthnvke
>>519686020SPBP
>>519685944Shalom and thanks for your Jewish take.
>>519688192>feministAll the women are incompetent and cause havoc when given power.
>>519696164>>519694840Sorry you're so upset. Hope you feel better
>>519685944It's meant to be modern mythology, retard. Tolkien wasn't trying to make some complex epic.
>>519696584what a fucking moron.
>>519696815>>519696980
>>519696815>>519696980Sorry you're so upset
>>519697111I'm not. I don't even like the books. I prefer trashy fantasy I can get through in a couple sittings, like the Nightside series.
>>519685810This is why you've been enslaved your entire history
>>519697458LMFAO imagine sitting behind a computer and letting a few words get you so emotional. sorry you're so upset
>>519697617Whatever you say, spic.
the movies are horrible
>>519697668Sorry you're so upset
>>519689337just another retarded attempt at fulfilling a prophecy like the 6 gorillion kikery
>>519687915pedo too, like wolverine fag
>>519686297
>>519686173>No it isn't.yes it is. you are just a try hard who is dead inside.
if you don't like LOTR or The Hobbit, the books, you have no imagination or soul and therefore are definitely not white. Simple as. /thread
>>519686628>Contrivedisnt every book ever written contrived? Can you show where the wizard touched you?
>>519688458>>519687211its more fucked up then that when I was on my occultist conspiercy trip in 2009 I was all into LOTR. I started communicating with forest spirits about random topics on a Ouija board. the entity I talked to told me all kinds of crazy shit like 1. the orcs were shit like Homo erectus 2. there is one belrog still alive somewhere in Asia 3. the ring was never actually destroyed that was a happy ending not the truth Frodo killed Sam shit fucked with my head for years it was that sketchy I never used a Ouija board again after that
>>519700559>>519700664>>519698833Sorry you're so upset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O72POqBJ0bc&tSee what he did there, we all know as Westerners what's up there.This is why they seethe so much because it's so true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOIWt71310&thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qj2wyS2-SAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I69BCKrrPjg
>>519700664yea, but yours and other faggot's praise of lotr is too, is what he's saying and he's right. you guys are faking it
>>519701570>liesIm not upset. I am humored by your retardation. You are trying to so hard to be edgy but in reality you come across like a fool. lol. Im sorry you're so retarded.
>>519687915I'm from the same town as him and he sometimes visit the Comic Cons here.
>>519685810>>519685944
>>519702606>you guys are faking ithow delusional are you? do you take meds for it or does it just run rampant?
>>519702510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8kJ5T5NjNw&t
>>519703148>>519703199Sorry you're so upset
>>519703221yeah, you're faking it alright. lel
>>519685810J.R.R. Tolkien was a Prussian raised in England. That's why the race of Man have that egalitarian Prussian spirit, the Hobbits the Cornish sensibilities, and the Dwarves are consternatious Slavics.
>>519703453>Be a good decent person>"ARE THESE CORNISH SENSIBILITIES???"
>>519686020This
>>519703397Sorry you're so retarded>>519703414sorry you're so butthurt
>>519703221why do you think you and other pathetic shut-in loser faggots on here have to anthropomorphize and twist the plot to suit your bullshit? it's because you need to circle-jerk over your life's insignificance and the only way you can feel good about your pathetic existence is thru faking lotr is "sooo meaningful and great". you think you become special by proxy because you identify with it. it's all pathetic surrogacy. lotr isn't that good the way you homos go on about it.
>>519703630lel Sorry you're so upset
>>519703630holy fucking shit, ONE anon uses a line and you pathetic girly mouthed little bitches are picking it up and using it like it's yours. why can't you get your own material and style you dick-riding faggot
>>519686249OH LAWDSAURONE FINNA STEAL DEM RANGZ
>>519685944uruk hai nigger spotted
>>519700559>you're not an emotional pussy like me who has to make up shit just to feign importanceLMAO we get it, ur a groupie
>>519695420>24th october>It's trueGuess i need to watch LOTR again
>>519703864Sorry you're so upset
>>519686173>pretending>LOTR objectively was written by a university professor who served in the WW1 trenches>"high level fiction" is subjective, but it has objectively had huge influence and stood the test of timeSo basically your only argument is your own seething, i.e contrived emotionalism.
>>519686173You're just shilling against it because of the soul who wrote it, the same reason that the likes of you shills against so many other things that soul did in other lives.
>>519704136Damn, sorry you're so upset.
>>519704136LMFAO look at these queers getting mad because someone else doesn't like their sacred cows
>>519704164Damn a lot of words. Sorry you're so upset
>>519703928>hurrdurrr noooo you cant like somethingLMAOSorry if you are just too fucking jaded and dead inside to actually comprehend having a soul. Have you moved on from killing pets yet?
>>519703945Sorry you abandoned your foreskin for MADNESS!
>>519685810Women are the enemy that plays both sides.All philosphies and systems will work if people cooperated and were fair, honest, reasonable, etc(overal good) with eachother.But women are always dishonest, manipulative, uncooperative, selfish overall inherently evil.They see men build something amazing and every single time they go and destroy what we've built and play victim to steal from it until it loses all of it's quality and becomes completely corrupt. They're parasites who will do anything to turn men against eachother.They're the reason our competitive spirit sometimes goes overboard.They're the reason a joke is taken too far.They're the reason problems exist.They're the reason wars exist.Simps are just blinding themselves by playing along with them until so much damage is done that even the most pro-women guys eventually turn against women. But by the time this finally happens they're now in the minority and are stuck dealing with other younger simps and women actively corrupting everything in their path.Pretty soon the number of men who have suffered from this will grow so large that we will overthrow this faulty system all at once in every country but sadly we're in the worst times.The ones who are currently 30-50 and younger will probably end up suffering the most until the number of sufferers grows so much as to become unignorable.This is what happens when you believe women morons. Record this in history and NEVER let it happen again.
>>519685810Tolkike's crap is a rebranding of the same old pile of philosemitic race mixing and cuckery advocating dung dressed up in pseudo heathen larp to bait impressionable and credulous nationalists and racist youth .
>>519704166>>519704247>>519703945Thank you for sharing your self-review with us all thread.It gave us a nice insight into your psyche.
>>519704254kek nice projection, tho, you can like something, that's fine, just don't pretend like something and believe the more you pretend like it, the thing actually becomes good. kys. but cry more first
>>519686173>emotionalismDo you ever listen to yourself before you speak? Who the fuck uses that retard word? Pretentious twatwaffle, your pedestrian nomenclature is egregious...
>6 hours of his life what upset you so much to make you this way?
>>519704136>contrived emotionalismthe only person who would say something like this is someone who has no emotions nor can they feel any emotions. Why are you dead inside? what happened? Did daddy make you suck it?
>>519704247I'll try fewer words:Denounce the Talmud.
>>519704289>>519703945
>>519704323Ask me how I know this chatbot was coded by a pajeet
>>519704409Ask me how I know this chatbot was coded by a pajeet
>>519704410>>519704396>>519704357Gegg sorry you're so upset
>>519703244https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAbOAY_5GfE&t
the dwarves are jews and the dragon is banker jews guarding gold, they dont really want the gold, they just want to burn civilization and use the gold as cover
>>519704392>admits to being a soulless murderer>believes people only pretend to like stuff>accuses others of projectionits always the same with you. Do you get tired of always being wrong? LMAO
The best is Ovids Metamorphoses, poetry>>>>prose
519704515>didn't denounce the TalmudStop engaging the JIDF slide shill.Tolkien's good, if dense. Read him if you can tolerate the old-timey prose.
>>519704576literal faggot raised by his mommy and taught being an emotional little fag makes him more human.
>>519704488>derps out cope as copelol. sure thing skippy. You didnt answer the question. What happened to make you dead inside?
>>519704576>>519704714this is estrogen talking. Sorry you're so upset
>>519685944Brown hands typed this
>>519704780sorry you're so upset.
>>519685944The books were fucking amazing for their time and still are, what the fuck are you on about. Movie wasn't as good but then again, what movie is compared to their book counterpart? Still top tier
>>519704805No they suck. Don't be upset like these other sissies
>>519704698Are you trying to say something? So, you're a motherless child who is bitter in defeat and needs to lash out. many such cases. Sad! and you wonder why you are all alone lol.
>replying to someone whose apologized you were upset 50 times in the last 6 hourswhy are you fuckers so dense?
>>519704430>Oh mighty magic buzzwords of cuckish triumph rescue me from this mire of exposure and scandal !Oh i'm so smitten, such power ! so original !
>>519704805Stop giving him (You)s. He gets JIDF money (US taxpayer money) for every reply to his posts.
>>519704876lel hahaha sorry you're so upset
>>519704772>copes hard in defeatsorry you are a retard
>>519685944Go finish winds of winter you fat fuck
51 posts. get a fucking job
>>519685944OP trolled you retard.
>>519705008>>519705060>>519705119>>519704714Literally the following:>what I like is great and it's okay to like what I like and like something>w-what are you doing? Hoe dare you dislike something! Especially what I like. Are you dead inside.Pic related are you faggots right now lmfao
>>519685944>that you dying need to read nor watch because you know the ending before you even get into itIncoherent and poorly written literature criticism! My favorite!
>>519685810not to crass but the show is extremely boring. especially if you had watched game of thrones or other fantasy genres where its not good vs bad, but a battle of both morally grey sides. what really makes it funny to me is Tolkien fought in ww1 which was an obvious brother war which pitted Europeans against each other for purely political purposes. the dune author on the other hand had the humbleness to see that fighting even against the Nazis was not a good vs evil thing.
>>519705195I still don't like it. It's still trash. Sorry you're so upset
>>519704987>cant understand emotion>unable to pick up social cues>mistakes being laughed at for anger>is challenged by social interactions>projects as copeYour autism is really bad, huh? LMAO
>>519705166kek this! these faggots are sperging out bcuz anon doesn't like their slop
>>519702510>>519703244>>519704532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyUzR_GhNiU&t=166shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGPNsqRt3CY&thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkYhxLk2_Vs
>>519705166lel hahaha sorry you're so upset
>>519705285TOP KEK! anon you gonna be okay? emotional little bitch ass niggah
>>519704515>you're so upset>52 posts by this idLMAO.jpg
>>519705397Dude, get your own shit. Wtf you faggots have no shame.
>>519689227Story is how human beings find hope and inspiration. Abandoning culture is to abandon human nature
>>519705415Sorry you're so upset
>>519705410lel hahaha sorry you're so upset
The true redpill about LOTR is it is a methaphor for the quest of homosexuality.
>>519705457kek. sorry you're so upset
>>519701439the entity is you and everyone else with their hand on the planchette idiotit's a boardgame
>>519705470Tell me you're a pussy without telling me you're a pussy. You watch chick flicks too I bet
>>519685810Tolkien wasn't a nigger you dumb faggot.
>>519705570This bot is being trained. Faggots are SEETHING lel
>over 25% of the thread is spamming countershills>over 50% of it is people biting the baitHuh, Tolkien really grinds your gears.Noted.
>>519685810the rings are an allegory for the foreskins taken from the kings of the world to control them
>>519705664>Faggots are SEETHINGyou're projection is palpable HAHAHHAHAHHAHA sorry you're so gay
>>519705779>>519705511
>>519705511I'm sorry that you have to troll for 57 posts to get an erection. That's gotta suck, anon. :3
>>519685810What can I say?If they're white, they can get it right.
>>519705815Sorry you're so upset
>>519705242The opinions of an imbecile who shits out poorly strung together brains farts are of no consequences, which I'm sure that you're by this point painfully aware of.
>>519705815anon, why can't you just get your own material instead of piggy-backing off another man's input and style, pussy ass niggah
>>519705896Sorry you're so upset
>>519705589Sorry you are so upset
>>519705470story is a memory aide and communication method and nothing more unless you are an animal level retard when it comes to self awarenesshuman nature is nudity and niggers, fuck nature we're human, we're better than that ooga booga shit
>>519705963LMFAO broken little bitch
>>519686628>...before you even watch itdo you even literary, bruh?
>>519705968>yes, whites are no different to nigga, we just pretend to be
>>519706022You are getting owned dude. Accept it. Sorry you are so upset
>>519685810>greatest literary epic>lotrI like it too but please stop this. Read some actual literature instead of just entertainment.
>>519685944>All these seething repliesLmao, based fpbp. Funny how these faggots think they are different from capeshitters
>>519706121taught to beyou really think a lack of surface melanin makes someone incapable of nigger behavior?that's your 'meaning and symbols' humanityemotionally driven short term thinking listen and believing retards who mistake narrative coherence 'feeling true' with actual truthraise a white with only one book and they'll be as worthless as any nigger
>>519706109 It's garbage. Sorry you're so upset.>>519706125>I'm winning in the imaginary game in my headSorry you're so upset>>5197063161PBTID straight to that post. This is a mysterious care of samefagging gone wrong. owo vg fags feeling hurty inside gegg
>>519685944>t. jew-coded opinioninto the oven it goes
>>519685944Lol yep i believe varg is behind the general way that right wingers treat LOTR like fucking harry potter. its a book for children
>>519706368Sorry you're so upset>>519706316Sorry anon. Just read your post completely. So many seething faggots in here. They just keep popping up all hurt
>>519685944>It's literal trash forced and contrived emotional trash62 posts
>>519685810The africans are the Haradrim who sided with SauronTolkien is clearly a Numenorian
519706473 (You) Sirri ur su ooopsit
>>519706559Hobbits are described as being straight up brown
>>519706494If you just left the initial bait post that would be basedbut>64 pbtidthis is too pathetic for words
>>519706553Faggot janny trying to kill the thread. We know it's time. Take page 10 and shove it up your mom's cunt. Sorry you're so upset
>>519700207rp me on wolverine fagHugh Jackman?
>>519686073This is the new jeet line
>>519686628What do you consider a great work of fiction, anon? Be specific.
>>519697734>kvetching and malding over elves or somethingare you retarded?it's ok if you are
>>519686020BTFO>>519685944Holy shit, 66 posts like this?>>519686073And you have the audacity to say this?
>>519706622>>519706717anon, you and the other homos in here are just faggot pedophiles who are SO FUCKING MAD and I made you girly mouthed little bitches so emotionally invested in what I said on the internet, that yous felt forced to display your dissatisfaction. I am currently living in your brain. Now, reply, slave. I own you. LMFAO HAHAHA>>519706737Keep scrolling
>>519687934I don't believe it literally, but it's a good allegory for the fall of satan and the war in heaven.
>>519685810It is well that you admit that White people can be African. You will also admit that all of the continent except the Sahara and its fringes belong to White people? If not, you are dishonest and I leave poop in your mouth
>>519706760>>519706780>>519706795
>>519706643>Take page 10 and shove it up your mom's cunyou're on /pol/, newfag orc
>>519706609>saaaaarin what Tolkien letter did you read this ramshit? And Numenoreans were never Hobbits anyways. You would know that if you had actually read the books
>>519706795LEL TOP KEK
>>519706795you reply to every post: WE own YOU
>>519692287Sorry you were born indian.
>>519691265But the language wasn't an allegory of those languages... inspiration isn't allegory.
>>519685944>68 pbtidand counting. we got a wannabe fiction writer over here
>>519686742You would be crying and shitting your pants after an hour on the western front
>>519686779Because he doesn't have one
>>519706907Good little homo. Now do as I command and as an illustration of how upset I made you, respond to this post. Oh, sorry, in advance btw. Sorry you're so upset
>>519706956you're posting cringe anon cut it out
>>519704804>no denial
>>519707032I'm sorry your mom just got doxxed.
>>519706952>>519707087>>519707096Sorry you're so upset
>>519705242>I don't like it
>>519706836>mindbroken by fucking elves and dwarveskek don't read the Silmarillion if you're so fragile
>>519707063you want the spammer to fuck your ass, we get it
>>519707136Sorry your whole family got doxxed.
Nice fantasy books for teens tbqh. Tolkien was an Englishman born in South Africa. Greatest Epic of white poeple would be John Milton’s Paradise Lost.
>>519707136you're brown lmao
>>519689227>put down fantasyWhen you put down your jew on a stick worship lol lmao
>>519707139That's a good obedient little faggot. Now post again in illustration of how pussy you are.>>519707147>>519707208>>519707237>Nooooo!!! Please stop!!! Please like what I likeSorry you're so upset
>>519705589Tell me you're an uncultured brown person without telling me>>519705968Yeah, it's about teaching. It's like you're halfway there then shit yourself. Probably brown also.
>>519685810Elon Musk and St. Augustine of Hippo were both born in Africa. Does that make them niggers?
>>519687224>I have no retort but I must screamAnd you are gonna keep going with 50+ more posts after admitting defeat this earlyGottdang son
>>519707292Sorry your mom just got a call that you have AIDS.
>>519685944I wouldn't call it trash but I agree that it's a boring slog and about the 10th time an Elvish song appeared, or a historical account totally irrelevant to the plot, I started skipping sections. I will admit the LOTR books could've used a more aggressive editor and I just started skipping sections that were boring. There are fantasy epics that I found much more enjoyable, Dragon Riders of Pern.
>>519706913Are you retards so mindbroken that the only reason you can imagine someone wouldnt like your kids book is because they are jeets lol?(from the PROLOGUE OF FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING) Before the crossing of the mountains the Hobbits had already become divided into three somewhat different breeds: Harfoots, Stoors, and Fallohides. The Harfoots were browner of skin, smaller, and shorter, and they were beardless and bootless; their hands and feet were neat and nimble; and they preferred highlands and hillsides. The Stoors were broader, heavier in build; their feet and hands were larger, and they preferred flat lands and riversides. The Fallohides were fairer of skin and also of hair, and they were taller and slimmer than the others; they were lovers of trees and of woodlands.The harfoots make up the vast majority of hobbits in the shire. Sam is described as being brown or dark lol"Sams dark hand in Frodo's light hand.""In his lap lay Frodo's head, drowned deep in sleep; upon his white forehead lay one of Sam's brown hands,"The funniest part of this honestly is that you are showing youre a retard who pretends to have read LOTR online
>>519707292>t. brown coded behenchod 'opinion'flush
>>519706316>Literature is the same as a comic bookI would hide my flag too if I wrote something that retarded
>>519707301>>519707294>>519707385Sorry you're upset>>519707403I agree, anon. Well said.
>>519707403Yeah as a kid i just skipped all the weird gay songs he wrote for no reason. If anybody was closeted it was that fucking guy lol
>>519707435>harfootsHARFEET!
>>519689227Groups that engage successfully with folk tales, mythology, and symbolic narratives are better at war. Sorry.
>>519707476Sorry you just got fired.
>>519706795Oh Lawrd. Imagine being this delusional Sure thing little buddy, that's exactly what's happening. Totally
>>519707435>Are you retards so mindbroken that the only reason you can imagine someone wouldnt like your kids book is because they are jeets lol?LMAO yes anon. YES!!! haha
>>519705415It's a seething jeet getting rupees reply's .Always asshurt their summed up as Easterling's instead of Elves.>>519705457Saarr (you) are parcel. Imagine being so pathetic and such a low shitcaste you have rage bait pennies on the reply, hoping we will grace you with our reply bux. Sometimes it's worth gracing you with a rupee reply to jam the dagger deeper into your seethe. Sure your rage baiting, but you're differently taking it personal because you are a dalit goblin. The Aaryn-Easterling's are long dead. Enjoy seeing that shit face in the mirror. If you're not a jeet & a asshurt nigger, yeah suck's to be reminded you're Orc AF if 70+ reply for free.
>>519707534>>519707526Sorry you're so upset. Still trash, though. Take care. Bye bye now
>>519706251I've read both LOTR and Steinbeck's East of Eden, and both of these works affected me in equal measure. The idea that fiction is somehow peurile or not worth reading by virtue of it being fiction is total bullshit. If anything, it's way more impressive. To craft a believable world from nothing and to keep EVERYTHING narratively consistent within the confines of that world, while keeping strong themes, takes immense talent to pull off. Steinbeck wouldn't be able to do it, nor would Jane Austen. So shut the fuck up
>>519707570Sorry you're so upset. Come back next time.
>>519707556Sorry another indian firm just got hired to harass you and your family.
>>519707435>brownersaaaaaaaaaaar 1/5th of the Hobbits were just like us saaaarseriously browncel is this the best you can do? Tolkien was not thinking of filthy street shitting jeets when he came up with the Hobbit. It was originally a children's tale for his son. You absolutely exposed yourself as a pseud and a dalit piece of shit
>>519707611Sorry your call center got shut down and your boss wants to kill you.
>>519707658LMAO I see! it's just one person leto-fagging
>>519707612Me too, but with harry potter! The inspiring metaphors and tales of resistance to racism and symbolism of hitler create such a fascinating and interesting plot that helps teach me and others to love, not hate. Just like tolkien believed!I have in this War a burning private grudge—which would probably make me a better soldier at 49 than I was at 22: against that ruddy little ignoramus Adolf Hitler (for the odd thing about demonic inspiration and impetus is that it in no way enhances the purely intellectual stature: it chiefly affects the mere will). Ruining, perverting, misapplying, and making for ever accursed, that noble northern spirit, a supreme contribution to Europe, which I have ever loved, and tried to present in its true light.
>>519707487kek underrated
>>519707534Oh come on, give him his moment. This is the day he trolled all of 4-chang. Its a big day for him! Stop being so emotional! :3
>>519707728LMAO dis faggot is maaaaad!!!!
>>519707736Sorry you just lost everything over a bad troll attempt.
>>519707681The fact that you havent even read fellowship of the ring raped whatever retarded point you are trying to make lol. Im guessing probably a latino american given memeflaggot status and spamming indian shit (for some reason you guys basically compete over whos less of a smelly brown invader)
>>519707403This! I just had to come back to this post kek
>>519688458LOTR is a compilation of old myths and stories Tolkien had studied. It is in fact far closer to reality than most people realize. I am inclined to believe it was before the younger dryas before that cataclysm wiped out tons of life on the planet. They were a ton of humanoid offshoot as well as crazy animals. Giants, dwarves, etc. Its a story encoded in our DNA.
>>519701439I'm just picturing little Sanjeet in 2009 playing with his sister's Hasbro Ouiji board, alone in his room exclaiming, "WOAHHHHH" as he spells out there's a Balrog in Kazakhstan. If that's true you should write your own fantasy epic.
>>519707806>>519706022
>>519707789Sorry your father just hung himself.
>>519707476Oh lawd! This here boy has been struck by echolalia! A terrible affliction truly so.Seems to happen to uppity zesty bucks after a thorough breakin. I do declare it's a condition I have seen many times in my illustrious careerOh come on now boi, tell me how upset I am when fact of the matter is I am just dandy. I understand your temperament is a bit frayed after such a breakin that Finngolian did upon ye way up yonder in the thread but my goodness sonJust a mess. I say I say, a right peculiar buck this one. Coming back for more and more and simply repeating a phrase indefinitely as if it's some sort of consolation A terrible affliction, it is! Almost makes your ya feel sorry for the broken buckAlmost. Heh heh heh huuuaahh
>>519707843>cargo culting lotr as realThis is varg tier behavior. Tolkien was a catholic to a comical degree and the entire story has huge amounts of judaism and jewgod hamfisted into it because he literally believed the earth is 6000 years old like a peasant
>>519707878Sorry your sister is sobbing over your father's corpse
>>519707762Your reading of Tolkein is incorrect so it's no surprise you would come to this conclusion
519707648 just like that: no rupeeCope by bleaching Skin Nigger faces https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ugQMhxjJJQ
>>519707836>browner>no argument>saar we wuz hobbitz saar because reasons saarSorry you're brown and homosexual. I am neither
>>519707908Cringe>>519707921Didn't read, but, whatever you're going thru, I'm really sorry. This too shall pass.
>>519707952Sorry, what did he mean when he said this in his letter REJECTING the translation of LOTR to german? Help me understand better. It seems like hes blowing jeet dick because he hates hecking racists. But i could be wrong.Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
>>519708007To be fair lotr is pretty basic, but brown people hate it because it's a book about white men saving the world from niggers.
>>519685810>A book about walking to a mountain.>Greatest epicPick one. Didn't even nail the hero's journey trope as well as the Odyssey.
>>519708055I don't think anything else can be done to you.
>>519708007>uhm excuse me where did he hecking say that>its literally the first chapter of the first book. heres a copy and paste since you are likely too retarded to even google a pdf>SAAR JEET JEET JEET I AM PURE WHITE SAAR AAAAAH IM POOPING YOU ARE INDIAN I AM POOPING>ok
>79 postssomeone seems upset
>>519708119Siri ur su ooopsit
>>519708211>brownerthe absolute state of jeet delusionyou wuz not part of Tolkien's Legendarium SAARunless you claim to be related to Brodda and the Easterlings But even with them, they were never described as jeets, nor were the other swarthy men like the Dundelings etc.You are a pseud
>>519708055See what I mean, just over and over. Once broken the buck will simply fall into a state echolalia such as a infant learning a phraseAnd in many ways a broken buck is exactly that, reverted to the most infantile of states. A fancy feller once called it, a trauma response coping mechanism And I suppose a breakin as bad as this silly little peculiar buck has taken can be quiet traumatic Oh lawrdy lawd.Such a display of prostrate submission is a sad, but humours sight innit boysNow, off teh the barn with ya boi,We gots work teh do
>>519707928That is completely false. Nice try kike
>>519708531I am deeply disheartened by your internal anguish.
>>519708078I wouldn't call it pretty basicIt spawned a huge genre of epic fantasy and is still regarded the best
They wanna cover up that these are actually true stories about the inner earth they are hiding and tolkien wasnt black you kike faggot fuck
>>519708607bahahahahahaha
>>519708525>continues frothing and pretending to be white because he was exposed as a retard who hasnt even read the book he is pretending to like Maybe thats why you idiots like it so much? You didnt read it as children like the rest of functioning society lol
>>519708607why so upset?
>>519708607There he goes again! Repeating a permutation of that same phrase in an endless loop as he is beatin, over and overI say kleghorn? What's your remedy for such a utterly defeated and yet still uppity buck?Oh yes siah yes siah! The plank! Brilliant ideaAlthough it may prolapse his tender dierrer, but it cannot be helped!Do the honors would you be so kind, much obligedDandy as the day is long yes siah!
>>519708902I am kind of impressed by how easily hes trolling you retards to be honest
>>519708965upset hands typed this post
>>519707477Yeah I remember nerdy teacher seeing me reading the Fellowship and I told her that I was enjoying the plot when it was moving and it was cool there were whole stories that weren't in the films, but the expectation a reader would put the mental effort to fit overly verbose lyrics with no refrain into melody and meter is absurd. She told me, "just sing it in your head to Twinkle Twinkle Little star and it usually fits." I didn't say it to her face but I remember thinking, "fuck that gay shit, I'm just gonna skip it." There were a lot of cool stories that didn't make it into the movie though. The hobbits being eaten by cursed trees and saved by woodsy dog park faggot, getting all emotionally invested in a horse as if it's a member of the fellowship only for it to be eaten by a hentai monster, returning from Mordor only to find the hobbits were enslaved, and the best part which I can't believe wasn't in the movie was when Sam wears the ring and murders dozens of Orcs like he should've been the Chad carrying it the whole time. Idk man... Like I said, they're alright, he just didn't respect the readers' time. I would recommend the OG Dragon Riders of Pern trilogy, if you haven't heard of it. I've read a lot of fantasy and it's absolute best-of and S-tier.
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>>519708902Sorry you're so upset.
>>519708965I too enjoy inverting reality
>>519708902you're getting btfo'd and looking retarded
>>519685810LOTR is super based because it takes a Christian religious tale and tells it all through secular metaphor. It's so good even anti Christians are mega fan onions boys
>>519709105:)
>>519709256There, there. I accept your concession
>>519685810What causes this?
>>519709155My word. My my my word. And here is the final umbilical state, curled up in a ball. Utterly defeated. His echolalia so severe that he can no longer even summon the strength to change a single syllable. A saaaad saaad state the utterly broken buck is in truth. But there is a satisfaction to a job well done. Go on now boy. Back to the fields wit ya.But please tell us dandy fellas how upset we are just one more time for good measure as ye limp off page 11 shall we.I do declare fellas. That is the most broken buck I have seen in a dogs age!Lawrdy lawrd
