JPMorgan to allow institutional clients to use Bitcoin & Ethereum as collateral
>>519691659>IMMM GOINGGG TO POPPPPare we going to see charges and arrests this time round?
>>519691659you do that when you are sort on cash and you want to exit without crashing the price since you are the only hodlerparty is over
>>519691757Haha no of course not. Prepare your savings goyim.
>>519691835They started selling to US pension funds. This is the last round. But Bitcoin still drops 15% in a matter of hours. The rugging will be immense.
>>519692582Best was when no one could sell or buy the dip, all the dexes and cexes croaked. Price algorithms became random number calculators and trades a lottery for more than an hour. But I was surprised how well the stablecoins held up in that flash crash. Probably because they are not backed by assets.
>>519691659>>519691659>please dont buy any more silver and gold goy please by this made up worthless digital faggotry instead thank you for your attention to this matter
>>519693076Yeeah right I will totally buy into that vertical graph. If any of you kids reads this: You buy when everyone talks about a decade of crisis, no recovery on the horizon. You buy what no one talks about. Takes good patience though.
Source?
>>519693317https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-24/jpmorgan-to-allow-bitcoin-ether-as-collateral-in-crypto-pushLmao.
>>519693317https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2025/10/24/jpmorgan-to-allow-clients-to-pledge-bitcoin-and-ether-as-collateral-bloombergor in other words picrel
>>519693464>>519693487This high finance isnt my strong suit yet. What do you reckon will happen because of this?
>>519691659Interdaresting.
>>519692582Yup, I won't be buying just yet. I had to make sure to buy around the very low dip so I can have more than 1 new house this time.
>>519691659So they can get bailed out after they crash it while you just get rugged for the 12th time.
>only loser weirdos use bitcoin >only drug dealers use bitcoin >only scammers and money launderers use bitcoin >only small companies use bitcoin >only Nazdaq companies use bitcoin >only small countries use bitcoin >only the largest asset managers in the world use bitcoin You are here>everyone uses bitcoin because its perfect money
>>519695723110k per bitcoin.Read that again. Sorry you missed out dumb fuck.
>>519696886What does bitcoin buy?
>>519697792Currency
>>519691659What is crypto backed by?
>>519691659They're setting you up for the rug pull of all rug pulls. One world digital currency comes next.
>>519693076someone is following the course of events
>>519691659With what loan-to-value ratio? 2%? lmao
>>519697792Beef EggsWineWatermelon SoapGheeSteak and shakeRecord playersElectrical workVPNJust some of the stuff i buy with bitcoin.
>>519694674Niggas are gonna be able to take out loans backed by bitcoin to buy houses and dodge chargers and another 2008 crash will happen.
>>519696886Sorry you think being owned by banks and exchanges while they control the offramps and onramps is anything but a giga rug set up so they can force FEDCOIN carbon taxation on everyone. Your greed is your own undoing.
>>519698645LolNobody accepts bitcoin for groceries and even if they did you're retarded for using it as currency when the point of it is to be a vehicle for speculation.
>>519699520Bitcoiners are fanatics. And fanatics always attract grifters. I'm sure there are shops that will sell you groceries for bitcoin, but they cost twice as much.
>>519699288You are a dumb monkey ape. Bitcoin is how you escape that nightmare. Glad i have my parallel economy already set up. Hopefully they do block the exits. Goyim deserve to be slaves and they want to be slaves.
>>519699520Probably not in your jew loving location that buys food from Walmart. My farmers market is based and understands what money is.
>>519691659Explain like I'm a faggot
>>519699783For my business i charge people MORE to pay in fiat slave tokens that jews print for free.
>>519693076You can have both. I do. You can also have guns, ammo and beans.
>>519699288The rug is bitcoin exploding to 1 million a coin as blackrock and J.P. Morgan buy it all up and you receiving UBI stablcoin slave currency that allows you to buy goyslop from Walmart. KEK
>>519700045Bitcoin isn't money tho... why would you give up something worth lots of money for some food that is worth dollar value?
>>519700133Doesn't change the fact that you pay significantly more for everything you buy with bitcoin.>>519700284You should get your facts straight. Dimon considers bitcoin a scam and will never buy bitcoin with jp morgan's equity. He's just started to accept some of his clients are holding bitcoin.
>>519700571Because you add 100% to the price. Then the effort of exchanging is worth it.
>>519700571Yes Greshams law is real. Most bitcoiners hold only and spend the shit money. However i spend and replace to get the circular economy going so i can buy things outside the slave system for when the time comes.
>>519700670Nigger u stoopid (pic related)Good Jew banks will own less and their power will fade. Beautiful
>>519700124You see, jew circumcised cocks starts to allow goyim foreskin cocks to use turbo massive dong coins when they take a loan in the ass from the jew circumcised cocks. When jew circumcised cocks founds out goyim couldn't pay back the loan shoved in their butt hole, they will take away goyim's massive dong coins
>>519700756It doesn't make sense... if a Cucumber costs 1 dollar, cash. And you spend equivalent at that moment in bitcoin, it's not a good deal on your end, the person who received the 1 dollar equivalent now has more bitcoin and you have less. The Cucumber is still worth 1 dollar, and now the bitcoin you gave to the veggie guy is stacking up in value no matter what the price of the Cucumber is. So it's not in your best interest to spend bitcoin as a currency.
>>519701361Ok the dollar i would’ve spent, I use to buy more bitcoin immediately. Plus now i have a parallel economy that allows me to get goods without banks or governments. Aka freedom.
>>519691659>SHABBAT TIME !!!1>hold these bags goyno
>>519700045You probably use some app that converts it to fiat at the point of sale which just makes his argument
And over 90% of customers happy to give up Bitcoin for fiat are Israelis and Ukrainians.
>>519701762But you'll need more dollars to buy the same amount of bitcoin you lost... unless you wait for drops, but then at that point it's just gambling. Crypto is so fucking retarded.
>>519702354Its ok fiat brain rot is hard to overcome. Some day you’ll get it.
>>519702887No I do get it. You don't. Do some basic book keeping and you'll see you're losing money by using crypto as cash.
>>519699783Here is what I don't get about these coiner retards. If you bought early and made life changing money then good for you. You deserve it for taking the risk. However these retards are pretending bitcoin is something it is not. All hope of it becoming a currency died when the Chinese and Pajeets got into it. Now it's just a pyramid scam. Something tells me the ones that made a lot aren't the ones trying to con us into thinking bitcoin is some big deal that is the bagholders desperate to get us in
>>519695723America has always been a scam
>>519703429It's fitting that it started as Britain using it for IP piracy and it's IP pirates with LLMs turning it into another beast of Babylon.
