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newsberg:

>Are facial recognition cameras in Sainsbury's a step too far?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-bb93a137-9b73-498b-ad8f-f948d6071dee
>'Massive crimewave' is heading for Britain and the public WILL be in 'danger', Tories warn
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15220979/Massive-crimewave-heading-Britain-Labours-plans.html
>Keir Starmer has declared war on his own country – he's blowing Britain to pieces
https://www.express.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/2125355/keir-starmer-declared-war-own-country-blowing-Britain-to-pieces
>Grooming gangs inquiry to be delayed for months
https://archive.ph/xe07x
>Plaid Cymru ousts Labour in Caerphilly byelection
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/oct/24/plaid-cymru-wins-caerphilly-byelection-result
>Rachel Reeves ‘considering breaking Labour manifesto pledge with income tax raid’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rachel-reeves-income-tax-rise-manifesto-b2851230.html
>London borough could face bin strike as refuse workers back industrial action
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/bin-strike-richmond-council-london-serco-dispute-b1254634.html
>David Lammy: Booing at Manchester synagogue attack vigil 'wasn't pleasant'
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-23/david-lammy-booing-at-manchester-synagogue-attack-vigil-wasnt-pleasant
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ginge is gay
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>Walks in with arms spread out
Aaaayyyy, what's up lads?
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>tommyberg robinstein sits there and takes his lecture like a good little goy
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>>519729476
>mutters under breath "ffs this twat again"
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Oi mates
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87 criminals were released mistakenly last year
the ONE TIME it happens to be an asylum seeker it becomes a huge news story
clearly there is a right wing agenda to radicalise the populace and discredit the government (who will get all the blame even thiugh they have no control over this) at play here
anyone who doesn't see this is a moron
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>>519729549
Worse than that, he even tries to pipe up with a
>not me massa, I's a good little nigger fo ya, ain't I massa?
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You can't catch me , I'm the niggabred man
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>>519729476
akimbo arms
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>>519729549
HEY TOMMEH TOMMEH
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comfy in here tonight
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>>519729309
Remember everyday is Tomboy loving day, even Caturday but they are still pure maidens who dunno about l....lewd stuff like H*ND H*lding or interlocking fingers. O\\\\o;;>>519729687
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>>519729652
>the ONE TIME it happens to be an asylum seeker
We don't actually have a clue how many of them have been asylum seekers. This one's just notable because his crime precipitated nationwide protests.
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>>519729652
posted it again award
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>>519729679
keba tu tu tu
keba tu tu tu push pineapple shake the tree
keba tu tu tu push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody
I met an english mistress somewhere in waikiki
Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele
And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to herne bay
The lovely beach and the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc&l
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Keep eating spicy food to try shift this constipation but now I'm just constipated with stomach pain. Sound.
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Just this second arrived home from the bag house lads, lovely time
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>>519729988
Keep some bogroll in the freezer.
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>>519729549
>>519729673
I wonder what they've got on him?
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>>519729988
checked, get some laxatives lad
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Does make you wonder if after the relative success of TOMMEH's big gay London day out that they specifically didn't invite him over to humiliate him and bring his image down a peg or two to keep any coalescing movement dispersed.
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>>519729988
saltwater flush, it’s orrible but effective
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>>519729988
Magnesium citrate
I eat spicy food all the time, it does fuck all to my guts, I'm like a white jeet
Also just drink a fuckload of water, especially if you drink dehydrating drinks like caffeine etc
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>>519730122
it was a result of keir starmer recognising palestine, it's a threat
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>>519730056
Tommeh's always got a load of money from American zionists, like Robert Shillman and Daniel Pipes. I think he was working with Ezra Levant's lot for a while too
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So let me get this straight (heh), ginge went undercover as the Willy poster, got caught and expose, then started bumming men and trannies?
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>>519730024
Bathroom's already freezing tbf
>>519730076
Shop's shut I ideally wanted it shifted by tomorrow but looks like I'm shit out of luck. It's in God's hands now
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>>519730237
you are confused
i think robert shillman funded rebel media
and tommy worked for rebel media as a journalist pushing his agenda
rebel media being ezra levants outfit
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Put a bullet in any honkey that listens to britpop
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>>519730248
>Bathroom's already freezing tbf
When we win, we're having heated toilet seats installed in all PATRIOTS' homes
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>>519730149
I'm not doing that I have somewhere to be tomorrow, can't have rusty water blasting out my arsehole when I'm travelling.
>>519730183
None of that but I am going to neck a load of water, might get things moving
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>>519730303
Lmfao
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>>519730244
Take it to /brit/ lad.
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>>519730300
Shillman's think-tank (Middle East Forum) has given a lot of money to Tommy for is various legal funds and a few demos IIRC
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>>519729309
Haven't we forgiven Prince Andrew?
Shouldn't we just move on?
What was his crime again? Trying to have sex with a woman?
We should look at things from a justice perspective, he shouldn't be guilty by association.

Nor should he be looked down upon for not finding a girlfriend.

Everybody is having difficulty finding a girlfriend now.

It is well and truly time that we shift the public conversation to finding love and the difficulties of finding love, and understanding justice and forgiveness.
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>>519730497
sauce
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>>519730497
>>519730300
Ah shit no, I'm getting all retarded, MEF is Pipes' lot, you're right
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>>519730303
mad ting brudda
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>>519730303
Cos I'm the lucky man
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>>519730434
B-but it’s comfy in here tonight
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>>519730244
big if true
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>>519730248
>9,000 cases of labour's muslim rape gangs in London
Khan knew, it's obvious he did...he clearly enjoys this sort of thing as all he wants is to cause as much harm and damage to the people of England as possible

This is the moderate muslim
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>>519730536
Some big Guardian effort years ago to untangle all of Tommy's funding
https://archive.is/551QT
What I was apparently getting my wires crossed with was Shillman being involved in the financing to get Tommy onto Rebel Media's payroll
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>>519730641
Yankee doodle
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kek unfiltered because i thought it was a mistake
saw aus flag
refiltered instantly
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>>519730133
>>519730513
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>>519730662
This doesn't present as bought and sold in my opinion
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The rapecoon release feels manufactured to distract from something 2bh
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Price of lovely delicious forren cheese has gone mental ffs
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>>519730792
>as bought and sold
More like 'conscious of who his patrons are'
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>>519730951
he was a zionist long before he was paid 5k a month
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>>519730881
Queer Stalin selling out England to china?
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>>519730535
What is the charge? Pumping a bird? A succulent 16 year old bird?
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>>519730881
Distraction from jess philips' monumental fuckup
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Israel...PLEASE fuck my wife
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Pwoper cozy in me wumfy fwed I am
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I wonder what the most potent sexually charged moment in human history was
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>>519731024
Jokes on them, we've already sold out to Israel, America, Brussels, India, Pakistan and Bangladesh.
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>>519731077
this
Little do people understand the gravity
But we have mandate to arm up

God wills it
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>>519730989
If you believe Nick Griffin, it goes back a lot longer than just the Rebel Media deal https://altrightnotright.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Nick-Griffin-What-Lies-Behind-The-English-Defence-League.pdf
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>>519731133
oh here comes the little seethemong
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Love me liccle posty wosts in me wiccle feed just for mah fwens
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>>519731133
>>519731273
Filtered.
>>519731185
People don't care.
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>>519731195
interdasting

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/jul/30/alan-lake-english-defence-league
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Isn't it weird how Epstein had hundreds of clients but only one got dragged through the coals and it was Andrew, for having sex with a 17 year old lmao. Jews hate the monarchy and that's why Andy is the only one persecuted.
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>>519731158
Fair point
He is getting closer to China because they share the same communist ideology and wants Chinese spies to be in England operating out of the new embassy just down the road from Westminster
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>>519731345
Do you judge yourself by the opinions of indifferent others?
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>here's how Queef can win
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https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1761339594648447.webm

Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man
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>>519731138
the first plastic sex arse test cum
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Postin mah wiccle fwog kek, for me good boys teeheehee
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>>519731195
is alan lake jewish?
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>>519731452
Sylvia Plath wrote about this
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>>519731433
I judge things by my own metrics, I have no need for the opinions of others.
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>>519731463
it must be drug induced which excludes most of history
it's probably some meth addict in america who had no idea what he was doing
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It's that time of night again. The battle.
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>>519731345
Wumfy in here tonight
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>>519731569
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>>519731475
Probably not, just well connected in the 'counter-jihad' stuff (which obviously overlaps nicely with supporting Israel)
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>>519731534
it was Mohammed iidow
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>>519731619
T'bin
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>>519731530
Then why bother to inform me people dont care, They care as much as you should for their approval.

No one man or law can deny us our right to self defence

God wills it
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Woke ideology is just an extension of marxism
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>>519731650
that's consistent with tommy merely being pro zionist rather than bought and sold
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>>519731622
Maybe you're right.
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>>519731673
maybe it's womanism
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>>519731663
muhammad doesn't even rank in the top million, he's nowhere even near a contender
there's so many fat white guys who went to thailand and got their minds blown before him
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>>519731673
2012 phoned, Wants their talking points back
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>>519731666
Checked, and unfortunately the british legal system says otherwise.
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Luv mah liccle boys club wiv me bessie mates I do, what's for scrannywans mah fwens?
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>>519731774
People should call it for what it is and stop saying woke
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>>519731902
a kilogram of unseasoned mashed potato and a printed off ai picture of liz trusses feet with tits
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>>519731835
>2012
cor. good year.
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just ate this whole thing how many diabeetoes am i likely to get ?
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>>519731795
Don't listen to that harlot, it's time for a lil snack
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>>519731902
fuck all in the kitchen so bacon sandwich w avocado
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no one talks about wanting to shag Louise mensch any more
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>>519731889
>british legal system
and how has this lofty institution maintained the dignity or persecution of justice?
I do not share this sentiment, The power they have over me is limited to whatever i allow
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>>519731986
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>>519732053
her russiagate stuff proved she wasn't hot
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>>519732008
Luv me food I do me
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Watching dead mans chest rn cor
>>519731614
Not reading that lad. Spoilers.
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>>519731835
explain to me how marxism is related to wokism and if you use ai i will be able to tell
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having some veggie soup with a pack of bacon and bread + butter
lushy wushy luv me foody woody me I do aha
comfy in here tonight
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>mike graham sacked
Kek
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Should I learn how to become a professional poker player, lads?
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>>519731622
I fucking needed this, was thinking about ready salted. Cheers lad.
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some tunes on tonight lads, makes me forget how much of a shithole the south yorkshire is
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Eat every day I do, luv it, wiccle bit of scrannage kek
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>>519732288
Fucking no
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>>519732273
nice
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>>519731708
>rather than bought and sold
I already told you I'm not claiming that he's outright bought, just that he's not retarded enough to rock the boat when all his income sources are tied up with Zionists. After all, some of Lake's big coups with the EDL were building a bridge with Pam Geller and making inroads with Continental counter-jihadis like Rabbi Shifren
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>>519732273
Yeah he was sacked for caring about the English
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>>519732136
true tbf I completely forgot everything about her and her politics aside from that she was fit
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>>519731986
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>>519731441
Labour can unironically still win (either outright or via a coalition) if Tory vooters continue to be selfish and not tactically voot.
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>>519732382
being not retarded enough to not rock the boat vs bought and sold is an important dichotomy for me
it matters to me
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>>519732468
Imagine a Labour/Green coalition.
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>>519732390
oh nvm
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>>519732468
sorry lad stopped voting when they offed my nigger boris, can't vote farage either because he's a forren enjoyer wether anyone likes it or not. happy to replace us with poles and other forrens rNige
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>>519732473
The outcome is the same either way; he gives too much attention over to Israeli grievance-mongering in place of actually advocating for British nativist interests
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>>519732249
>marxism is related to wokis
Wokism is the polite rewording for the implementation of the modern perceptionto communism. This encompasses Marxism and Leninism theory into real time as we see with the implementation of "hate speech" and the need to censor
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>>519732390
Guys the vegan sosij roll compared to piers morgan 34% pork sosijroll.
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>>519732273
gonna plant a concrete tree in his memory
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>>519732582
Would prefer Tories, desu. Better track record on keeping the GDP high, as opposed to Labour, who are caving into Reform's retardation.
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>>519731138
The moment Freddie Mercury got AIDS
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Imagine if our only problem were Eastern Europeans. All of our immigrants being brutish continentals would be heaven compared to what we have now.
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>>519732618
>The outcome is the same either way
when things are mundane but ultimately he still has his soul but just wrong opinions
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need to get back in the gym
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Can’t wait for this years hilarious sausage roll themed Christmas number one
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>>519732869
might kill myself if I have to hear this cunt again
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>>519732451
>+protein
Why not add some powdered animal guts to your mash?
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>>519732946
Why kill yourself when you could kill them? Never understood this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKY6w3Qcz
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>>519732978
Just add eggs.
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>>519732978
Corr right grift is that
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>>519733057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKY6w3Qcz-s
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>>519733062
Welsh wrong 'un.
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>>519733021
hi sukhdeep
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the rapefugee was released on purpose under orders of keir starmer
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>>519733114
But you're full of shit though?
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>>519733098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDfrop3iGQ&

dumb love still possible
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What year did things start to go so wrong?
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>>519733222
14,000bc
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>>519732978
corr. love me some organic organs
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>>519732868
Ffs me too
Let’s do it together!!
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told virgin I was on bennys today and they've knocked me half off my package. love it.
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>>519729476
>Jumps into your arms upside down
>Spreads butthole in face
>Tense pause
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>>519733222
it's literally arbitrary depending on how you want to look at history you could say the french revolution, the printing press, descartes, the first thought, the climate
it's all arbitrary
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>>519733291
Can you prove it?
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>>519732978
overpriced shit, you only need to eat about half a pound of liver a week to get the benefits and that’ll cost you a couple of quid
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>>519733222
When hadrian didn't finish the Jews off
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>>519733186
I'm only human.
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>>519730056
Nothing, he's a jew doing a bit
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Reckon we should start caving nonces heads in with bricks. Doesn't matter the skincolour
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>>519733342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLzg72eeNTQ

as long as it doesn't interrupt my drinking career
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>>519733566
A Pikey Jew?
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>>519733635
Seems a sensible policy, but have you fully costed all the bricks it'd require?
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>>519733712
use half bricks. twice the nonce death per brick
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>>519733566
insha'allah brother
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>>519733222
1997
Blair introduced British values of multiculturalism and tolerance and used the socialist culture of fear to browbeat anyone who spoke out against it into silence. This was beneficial for the Muslim rape gangs who quickly learnt that they can get away with raping, drugging, beating and torturing children...

The current state of the civil service is all his doing as well. Enshrining the ECHR into British common law. Making the bank of England independent

The guy destroyed everything that was good about England
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https://youtu.be/troEZXg5VTw?t=2690
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>>519733712
Yes. Every household will be supplied with bricks equal to the amount for white residents as pet the last census. Shouldn't cost more than a grand.
>>519733780
Brickholders will be allowed to divide their bricks into however many pieces they wish provided they are each used on one nonce per year. Failure to comply would result in forfeiture of brickholding privileges, bricklayers are obviously exempt from this restriction.
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>>519733823
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>>519732869
These two have made millions from promoting charities, an absolute scam.
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>>519734019
charities in general are just one massive scam lad
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https://youtu.be/RnWoVuwyHO4
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>>519734019
woaaah we're halfway there
woaaah sausage in a square
take my hand and we'll lorne it swear
woaaah sausage in a square
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oHaJZLexkg&
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>>519734202
Lorne, bacon and a fried egg is a great hangover cure
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shut down gps
instant wog deliveroo chaos yookay meltdown
civil war starts
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>>519734299
i associate lorne sausage with disabled people because i used to have to cook it out of a pack for this lad with marfans
full of microplastics
but they shoved him straight with astra zeneca without a care in the world about the heart stuff
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>>519734202
We don’t need no eggs and bacon
We just need those sausage rolls
No bowls of muesli in the afternoon
HEY!
Baker!
Give us sausage rolls! (Please! Heh.)
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>>519734484
kek
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>>519734484
Love a bit of Floyd.
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>>519734484
kek
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>>519734601
pretentious shite.
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>>519729652
0/10 bait

Even so, here's my reply. He was an extremely high profile prisoner, this should never have happened. Then again, it probably wasn't an 'accident'
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Off to bed
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>>519734645
rhiannon is a banger
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>>519734645
No, that's Dream Theatre.
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>>519734601
d’ya think he ever had a sausage roll?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xGPi-Al3zQ
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>>519729309
>cremaster cycle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPeheoBa2_Y
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>>519734768
https://youtu.be/MjsXwkwM43w
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i loved a gril called rhiannon and she dumped me for leeds fest and started an onlyfans
that's the real shit
dostoyevsky etc could never even fucking imagine
i mean loved
i mean read books for her, i mean watched films for her
i mean all of it
and i still do it hasn't even fucking gone
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>>519734750
He was more purple than pink
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learning to drive next week at the ripe age of 30. any tips?
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Imagine if he went back to Epping.
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>>519734929
Aim for the mosque.
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>>519734929
crash straight away and then when you go to the same teacher they'll be scared of you
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>>519734202
>>519734484
kek
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comfy in here tonight
love you lads me
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been fasting for about 24 hours now out of an absolute refusal to do anything but lay in bed
i feel like John Lennon
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>>519734903
was she Asian though
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>>519734929
unironically just do automatic
it’s fuckin sweet
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>>519735038
Horny for yellow birds?
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>>519735077
No she was English and beautiful, i hid wine for her in my hometown and when we went on a date we discovered it together
bees from a bin were attracted to our lips because we'd eaten icecream
i kissed her by a kids swimming pool and tried to hide my hard on
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>>519735148
I said John Lennon not James Coelbren
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>>519734648
>He was an extremely high profile prisoner
That's very suspicious. I could understand if it was someone who kept himself quiet, half way through a sentence for burglary, but the screws must have known about this man. Surely one of them thought, "hang on, this is the man who sparked the protests, he's only been here for 5 minutes, something must be wrong."
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>>519735125
i was thinking that. gonna have to share a car with mum and she drives automatic because of her injuries. one less thing to worry about I guess
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>>519735252
>More than my job's worth, mate
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>>519734979
dangerously based
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>>519734929
Despite the advice not to, wear comfortable, malleable shoes like trainers. You'll get a better feel for the pedals.
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>>519734929
Don't crash
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>>519735283
you can always just learn manual later, which will be a breeze after a couple years road experience
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its not like i was perfect either man i was a fucking loser but i was like 16 and on the back foot all the time
we watched under the skin with scarlet johansson together and no one can take that away from me
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>>519734929
Drive on the road.
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>>519733222

1066
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>>519734929
how much do lessons cost now?
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>>519735385
*takes it away from you*
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>>519735537
it was 12 years ago
that's fucking insane
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>>519735211
only you could come up with hiding the wine. it’s like romantic but mental
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>sorry I'm not licensed to drive a manual
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>>519735573
when would this ever be a problem
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cauldron is a good lad
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am fucking hungry now though
Hungry for haggis
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Soon.
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>>519735564
scene:
a guy from the year below who bullied me when i was walking to school but realised i was cool walked past us with some random gril
i had no idea if he was going to be sound or not because he was technically cooler than me and we were doing something weird
which was drinking wine at the back of a public leisure centre
i told rhiannon, i don't know if he's going to be cool or not
and he was cool, he was nice as punch
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Anyone hear a low shaking/vibration about 10 min ago?
Ain't heard nothing like it before
Near Dartford in Kent
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>>519735564
better than chucking it over a bunch of mouldy floor tiles and slurping it up argentinian style
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>I never learned how to use the gears
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>>519735805
lmfao
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>>519734929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3FSM_nr3k
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>>519735794
yeah but im a clinically diagnosed schizo so who knows
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>>519735643
When you need to drive a manual car.
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>>519735794
Your mum fell out of bed again?
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>>519735794
Military aircraft, transponders are turned off though.
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>>519735791
many such cases
school is horrible but it’s like as soon as they see you outside it doing stuff with a girl something clicks and they realise you’re an actual human and respect is established
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>>519735933
like when?
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>>519735986
That may be it
It sounded uniform, so it must've been a vehicle of sorts
Thank you
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>>519736036
Like when someone hands you the keys to a car or van, and says "you drive."
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>>519736161
Fake it 'till you make it, man
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>>519736013
I feel i have to tell this story of cashing in to make sense of that story

I saw that same guy a few years later with some beautiful women
i had no such fears at all
i lied to those women and told them i was in a band

i'm the problem
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Just spunked up a the gfs fanny and now i am off to sleep so i will see you virgins tomorrow.
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>>519735805
kek
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>>519736161
that’s only likely to happen if you’re like a tradie something adjacent, why does it matter if you’re learning purely to get yourself on the road?
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>>519734856
pinecrone
phantom of the
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>>519736161
doubt it, don't know anyone
>>519735470
about 35/hour
>>519735353
thanks, will do
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>>519736272
grim
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>>519736236
>pic
funniest shit I’ve ever seen
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>>519736272
grim
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>>519736272
cor
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>>519736437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fLGWrHouk&
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>>519736192
You might not make it when your boss is non compos mentis after a heavy session at the one eleven club up west, hands you the keys to his Jag, and you start lurching it out of the car park, making him vomit over the walnut burr panelling.
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Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3DKeYJC9A8
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They'll build anywhere to shove as many darkies into the country as they can. Look at this fucking shit lads. They turned a pub carpark into 10 fucking apartments. A fucking tiny arse pub car park.
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>>519736512
Then I'll just have to make sure I'm too pissed up to drive an all
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>>519736512
most of those old jags are autos anyway
larp busted
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>>519736572
Cosy. And the pub's right there!
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>>519736379
It doesn't really, especially now more cars are automatic, and with the increasing prevalance of electric and hybrid cars.
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>>519736572
How does one avoid the conclusion that it's so very much over?
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I made my girlfriend cum the other day but i have to confess it soon
in like 11 hours
i have to go into a room and tell an old man i've engaged in lust and took that to it's end
...and then some
I told my priest I was trying to start fights with strangers and he asked me if i was trying to elicit the wrath of god
i said maybe i am
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72 virgins or 7'2" virgins
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when he said about the wrath of god
I said i'm struggling with inauthenticity and i don't want to do anything i don't truly feel
and the priest stayed silent
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>>519736627
Alright, his Capri Ghia.
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>>519736665
what im saying
I basically learned how to drive a manual, but with a proper cunt of an instructor, he said I was near enough ready to take my test but then I moved towns and he refused to drive the extra few miles to me, made me go meet him at the train station a town over, couldn’t be arsed so sacked him off
then tried automatic on a whim, and was like this is so much better lol, once I’d tried it I didn’t want to go back, instructor was sound and I passed in no time. I’ll book a manual test if I ever feel the need
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>>519737006
I carried out my penance which was one our father
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>>519736867
>72 birds what don't what know they're doing or one massive bird with no clue
Gib massive jubblies.
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>>519737006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlvY91aVflU
the priest, he flute (patriotic style) (dangerous)
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I still struggle to tie my shoelace
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>>519736867
2 70-year-old virgins
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>>519737006
why would god get wrathy just for trying to start fights? if that's the bar there must be an awful lot of wrath to go around
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>>519737066
>this is so much better
It is. I can legally drive a manual car, but I wouldn't if given the choice. Only "petrol head" clowns care about this in their souped up hatchbacks, any sane person would choose an automatic.
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>>519737285
i vow to thee my country
when i was a kid we used to have to listen to mars by holst, and that scary one that i won't speak more about
should have got some fucken elgar rather than terrifying us and making us scared of windows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUgoBb8m1eE&
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>>519732868
I can safely say I mog you if I could be bothered to upload a picture of my arms right now.
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>>519737423
Jesus healed and rebuked
yet he selected saint peter the radgy for his rock
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>>519737430
Based lad
Just look at the valve bodies too, proper alien technology stuff. Has to be respected
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>>519737401
I did for years, turns out I think I watched a video of it during early (probably 2006-7) YouTube and got something about it wrong.

Basically, tie a single overhand knot, fold both the laces over so you're holding loops in each hand. Tie both of them into an overhand knot.

Simpow as.
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>>519737554
I need to train
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>>519737440
>that scary one
he's a real jelq if i remember correctly
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>>519737594
Djinns in there
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>>519737554
you can tell he’s got a good base and has lifted before though, he’s just reverted to dyel from inactivity
he’d get shredded in no time
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>>519737401
Just get slip-ons. The technology has improved in recent years and now they stay on your feet no matter the terrain.
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>>519737658
https://youtu.be/i64uy6IfaeU?t=187

this made me terrified of climate change for some reason as well
probably mixed messages
but i remember checking the windows every morning with the back of my hand so the skin didn't burn off just in case
and being so terrified of wolves i couldn't look out of my bathroom window or sleep without putting my head underneath the covers
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>>519737650
I was just out in the rain, did 3 miles carrying 25kg. Saw a fucker going around a roundabout twice thinking he was in Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift, called him a 'dirty fucker'. He saw me calling him a dirty fucker and immediately put his brakes on and drove really slow shitting himself thinking I was going to report him.
But yeah your arms, as the other lad said you haven't gone to complete shit, just remember lifting is only part of it you need to be eating the right amount of veg and protein.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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>>519737580
I thought god put the wrath away in the new testament and was just like "see you at the gates nigga - best not be about when i send my boy back down"
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based goodlad anons supporting cauldron in his time of sneed
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>>519737804
you can change the climate as much as you can change the primate

https://vocaroo.com/1lXxIg94eZ8Z

just change your nootropic stack bro
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feel a wee bit chilly
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>>519737905
peter spazzed and jesus was like no bro lol
and healed an ear and then he was like
you still my rock tho lol
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is the pope a rock
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>>519738161
carstle
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>>519738079
the bezzy mates stayed solid nice
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>>519738058
is this ginger baker
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>>519738195
no that's rook
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>>519738206
jesus is a solid guy
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>>519738161
No, he's just a man, no more holy than you or I.
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>>519738075
My bedroom was 14c when I woke up yesterday
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>>519738058
That's from Akria
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>>519738259
global climate crisis innit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdwoZv-Uw4g
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>>519738242
rooker but don't toucher
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>>519738334
That's hella-cool.
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>>519738254
to be fair he might be a bit holier than me
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na na na na na come onnnn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tDfrop3iGQ&
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>>519738259
>pic
literally me
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>>519738302
it's primitive
vocaroo.com/12H5I4Rnysz4
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>>519738547
i like it like it like it
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>>519738535
Probably holier than me too, tbf (to be fair). Although I've never covered up noncery.
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>>519738058
lure a black girl back to your bedroom and stick that on the the sexy time
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Mad how there's a french Canada, probably the only developed non-anglo white region outside of Europe
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>>519738718
>>519738718
>>519738718
New
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>>519738629
I don't like how vocaroo URLs now start with a 1
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>>519738703
only if she is a juggalo
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>>519738629
https://youtu.be/hjsuidWPRB4
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>>519738873
woop woop
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>>519736379
>that’s only likely to happen if you’re like a tradie something adjacent
or if you're a person who has mates?



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