PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Meeting with the President of Finland, Washington, DC 10/9/2025https://youtu.be/jWOP0yam6DM>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 10/9/2025https://youtu.be/uUdwiR2s8JQ>Pres Trump Roundtable on ANTIFA, Washington, DC 10/8/2025https://youtu.be/Cf6Em35gguU>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with PM of Canada, Washington, DC 10/7/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnRQP628zfM>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks at Navy 250 Celebration, Norfolk, VA 10/5/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAC6eBknSg>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks to the Department of War, Quantico, VA 9/30/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxWz8dyKfU>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of Turkey, Washington, DC 9/25/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHplff4Rpo>Pres Trump to the UN General Assembly, New York, NY 9/23/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpD_GViQe_A>Pres Trump on Medical and Scientific Findings for America's Children, Washington, DC 9/22/2025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3iaOfk58cU>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>519740971
Ultimate MAGA.
I'M HERE AGAIN, TO AWOO!I'M GOING TO KEEP AWOOING ALL YOU FUCKING...KIKES, (they are great at dancing, world famous even)GUM GUZZLING GROYPER FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTSHILLS, (of course I repeat myself here)FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)COMMIES, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)SPAMMERS, (of course I repeat myself here)MEMEFLAGGING SPAMMING FAGGOTS, (of course I repeat myself here)LEAFS, (rake those leafs without mercy!)NIGGERFAGGOTS,NIGGERS, (oh boy do I hate me some fucking niggering niggerydoing niggers!)CONFUSED BOOMERS,JANNIES,AND FRENS UNTIL YOU ALL AWOO!I'M BACK YOU NIGGERLY BROWN GAYPER SHILLNIGGERS!
Jeffrey Epstein
He's dangerous.>>519750149
Failed president
MAGA and good evening, frens!
ABOO
big booba wolfgirls
AWOOING
>MySZC0L+>T8xW1iDw
Are you better off now than you were 2 years ago?The answer is no, hell no
MAGAAlmost time for bed. Almost time for cat day
Good late Friday evening, /ptg/...well, Blimpf has left for talks with a bunch of chinks, nips, gooks, and slopes...and while the president is away, /ptg/ WILL CELEBRATE CATURDAY!!!!!Is /ptg/ ready for another spooky Caturday?!?
>>519750580How does he do it?
>>519750580Kino
>>519750580MAGAno more ebtno more governmentHappy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas <3
>>519750920Damn right I am, dweeb!
niggers, blah!
>>519750920
>>519750978Based
Death to Canada.
>sorry, no video until next week because im too busy being what you can assume is comf incarnate at my autism festival with my pert milk zonkers presumably on tasteful display when im not wearing a comfy sweater. halloween video next week!fuck fuck fuck fuck, im starting to feel like that one skell looked in breaking bad who was the scariest motherfucker ever with this slight but significant comf withdrawalanyway, what news today? how have frens been?
>>519750906I am
https://x.com/KitMaherCNN/status/1981925595152802123
THIRTY MINUTES, MIDNITE...THIRTY MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT(CATURDAY)BE READY...AND YOUR HELP IS ALWAYS AROUND
i HATE teens
>>519751166PRESIDENT JOHNSON BRING OUR BOYS HOME FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA
>>519751102how many "cowichans" do you think there are?would an armed take over of them maybe work?
>>519751114Henlo, kot! I'm doing well, myself. Just waiting for the storm to arrive so I can be knocked the fuck out by the comfy sounds of rain and thunder when I got to bed later.
>>519751166>>519751189>>519751011Thanks and checked WH anon.
>>519751202In all fairness if you joy ride a golf cart you may actually be white.. T. white who joyridded an golfcart once.
>>519750580what's your response MIGA cult?>Colombia’s Petro Responds to US Clinton List Inclusion in Fiery Speech519749503519749503519749503519749503519749503
https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/1981921782991921282
>>519751114>fuck fuck fuck fuck, im starting to feel like that one skell looked in breaking bad who was the scariest motherfucker ever with this slight but significant comf withdrawalwhich skelly? the gay chicken guy with his face blown off? because I gotta admit, I didn't pick up on him being gay until they made it really explicit. like, not even when he was at a wine tasting bar.>anyway, what news today? how have frens been?Canada getting rekt everywhere except the MLB, but my dad said it's cool because Donnie Basedball deserves the big W.yourself?
>>519751114>anyway, what news today? how have frens been?Comfy af observing the seethe over Blimpf's new ballroom.
>>519751230THUN-DAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaTHUN-DAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
>>519751166
>>519751361Hell yeah!
>>519751079>'We'OY VEY
The moment I saw the video I knew they'd copyright it.They still don't understand the overton window has swung hard right
MAGA
>>519751219Yeah if the courts are going to steal your shit and give it to some halfbreed chugs who may or may not have had an ancestor shit there you should probably just go steal the judges house or the natives houses. It becomes a matter of force and violence.
>>519751267MIGA>>519749503>>519749503
>>519751361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js10N9Vzrcg
>>519751251They're both the same person wtf
>>519751402The golden age is half the country jobless, trump cutting taxes for the wealthy, mass firing of American workers, poorest the country has ever been, 75% of Americans starving because food shortages and rising grocery costs, homelessness because of trump, people getting sicker because rfk is a brainless idiot? This is the golden age?
>>519751466Going Awoo is a war crime.https://youtu.be/_owWTmmsFBI
>>519751553>half the country joblessEntire retarded post disregarded
>>519750580kike twitterhe watches tv and seethes about it for most of the day when he's awake and high on stims, this is his mcdonalds dinner time
>>519751553none of this is true and you niggers wonder why people don't take you seriously
>>519751553>people getting sicker because rfkThere is literally zero correlation for that
>>519751407Now this is shitposting!
>>519751192roger roger>>519751230henlo, pinky. that sounds comf as hell as long as the thunder and lightning are light. >>519751317>which skelly? the gay chicken guy with his face blown off? because I gotta admit, I didn't pick up on him being gay until they made it really explicit. like, not even when he was at a wine tasting bar.kek no, you remember when jessie had to get the stolen crack bucket back and he distracted that one skell by digging in his yard? the one i mean was the one with the shotgun inside>Canada getting rekt everywhere except the MLB, but my dad said it's cool because Donnie Basedball deserves the big W.basado>yourself?i am pretty fugging comf and i think ive found a good equilibrium between the bulk and exercise. i think im putting on muscle, but creatine is part of that (its a light nootropic). thank you for asking>>519751348>Comfy af observing the seethe over Blimpf's new ballroom.thats OUR house, awoo!but seriously, i cant be fucked to care because it looks damn good and the classical exterior is staying or being rebuilt or whatever (old buildings look more badass the more futuristic everything around them gets)
>>519751575I feel like Trump is going on a long vocation without me. I'm gonna miss him even though we'll see him every day anyway.
>>519751553>75% of burgers are starvingDo you know the difference between hunger and starvation, dweeb?
>>519751189people forget that Trump is a teetotaller because his brother OD on drugs the man hates drugs and drug dealers
>>519750609MAGA
>>519751698His brother didn't overdose he died at like 60 from complications caused by alcoholism
>>519751192>THIRTY MINUTES, MIDNITE...THIRTY MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT(CATURDAY)>>BE READY...AND YOUR HELP IS ALWAYS AROUNDyo, it's Antario again, I'm back, I went out for some food to Tim Hortons, yo what year did Tim Hortons start? Was it another time looper? Wtf is a muhhfuhckin' Tim Hortons? They had bagels n sheeeit. Wtf is a Caturday? Any other time loopers in here? A message on my visor told me to come in here, said somthin about some PTG and a trannie named StellaJust left Tim Hortons—double-double, herb & garlic bagel, solid. Chain started ‘64 in Hamilton, Tim Horton and Ron Joyce slinging coffee and donuts. Legit business, no loop I can confirm, but the apple fritter had me staring at the ceiling. Timbits hit clean.Caturday is just Saturday cat memes flooding the boards—“I can haz,” all that. Internet thing since ‘06. Nothing wild, clocks still running normal.Loopers, check in. I’m out of ‘89, visor blinking red—PTG: Prime Timeline Guardian, holding the line. Stella’s the trans contact, patched a tear for me in ‘23, said keep the timeline straight. Thirty to midnight, help’s close. Visor says she’s calling: loop’s tightening. Who’s here? Drop your spot, we link or bounce. Caturday’s knocking.
>>519751377That Trump is dead. He died in 2019 when it was clear he was gonna lose 2020, then he did whatever the jews told him to do from that moment onward.
>>519751436>a matter of force and violence.very cultural for native tribes.remember to take the survivors as slaves, as their culture dictates.might only need like half a dozen armed uncucked leafs to pull it off.
>>519751743Luke get help
>>519751655True enough, kot! Hopefully it isn't as severe as they proclaim it to be, but it'll put me to sleep nonetheless!
>>519751766chk'd does that use drill batteries??
>>519751698Don jr is a known coke head
>>519751402The golden age?How do we unfuck netanyahu welfare state?Not having 8 billion in food stamps to feed 49 million people..What the fuck are they gonna eat?
>>519751743They've gotta reach a deal, luke...otherwise people will resort to eating their purse chihuahuas, and we can't have that!!!!
>>519751763we`ll see nickyboi.we`ll see.
>>519751381>>519751466thunderstorms are the whitest man's weather>>519751655>kek no, you remember when jessie had to get the stolen crack bucket back and he distracted that one skell by digging in his yard? the one i mean was the one with the shotgun insideok yeah, thanks for the clarification>basadoright? other than that it's just more clips of libtards getting owned epic style by ICE>i am pretty fugging comf and i think ive found a good equilibrium between the bulk and exercise. i think im putting on muscle, but creatine is part of that (its a light nootropic). thank you for askingglad you're feeling swoler, fren. gimme the fast chimichanga on creatine, if you please.
>>519751737hate to break it to you but alcohol is a drugand he was 43 not 60
>>519751655>...and the classical exterior is staying or being rebuilt...That alone will trigger all the right people.In any case, he promised a new ballroom years ago and is delivering.
>>519751856Cite your sources or rake yourself.
I just learned that wearing a pair of trousers for 10 years is frowned upon. I mean they fit and why would I replace?
>>519751856>don jr is akshually everything that Hunter is >trust me bro why are you fags like this
36.3% of Americans are obese outright and another 33.0% are skinny fat enough to be obese despite not having a BMI over 30. Another 7%, 15% of men and 3% of women, are fit enough to have a healthy body fat % but are still overweight or obese in terms of BMI and then 3% are underweight. What is wrong with people?
>>519751978kek
>>519751553Shut up, faggot.
just imagine the big beautiful balls the US is going to host
>>519751821>24voltpretty sure it could be.>https://www.emptyshell.us/xm556-microgun/
Why would anyone make a deal with him when he can just renege on it like he did with NAFTA.
>>519751978I've had corduroy pants for at least 15 years if they don't wear out why get rid of them staying fit saves money on clothes
>>519751983>>519751966https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://marinasalesinc.com/newserx/52692-donald-trump-jr-and-cocaine-unveiling-the-controversy&ved=2ahUKEwi0pJa5uL6QAxVa4skDHTedEXgQFnoECEUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3QHIT4nHAd0xDkmjpdkGTy
>>519751821It uses AMERICAN 120V FREEDOM CURRENT!
>>519752055DEFEND THIS
>>519751985now let's see obesity rates by race
>>519750580>Trump: "i want to get rid of NASA">Trump Supporter: "pffft who cares we didnt need it anyways">Trump: "and I want to get rid of all drinking water">Trump Supporter: "pffft ill drink soda who cares?">Trump: "and from now on you can only drink your own pee">Trump Supporter: "I heard drinking urine isnt that bad and its sterile">Trump: "i will also make every man get his penis cut off">Trump Supporter: "pffft I didnt need it anyways, im almost 60 I can't get it up anymore, big deal>Trump: "i will also make every person who is almost 60 get the electric chair">Trump Supporter: "I had a good life so whatever. ill root for you as an angel trump! MAGA!"
>>519752098>ruining free tradeHow is this a bad thing? Aren't you niggers anti capitalist? What is wrong with this brand of MAGA communism?
>>519751952LOL
>>519752055large HMMMMM...
>>519752020Vance's inaugural ball
>>519752098>NAFTANAFTA's gay and no one ever wanted it.
>>519751377They hate Trump because he proves they were lying the entire time. These problems they always run on fixing but never fixing ARE fixable. They've just been playing pretend to trick us and steal from us.
>>519750906I'm so much better off that I can barely put it into words.
You dont know whats coming
>>519752020https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM?si=x357nQWjvWByIbB-
>>519752222witnessedandCorrect.
>>519751766>nyet! m249 is fine>>519751804never let them make you uncomf, fren>>519751883>ok yeah, thanks for the clarificationany time>right? other than that it's just more clips of libtards getting owned epic style by ICEthats always good but the dopamine receptors need new fun>glad you're feeling swoler, fren. gimme the fast chimichanga on creatine, if you please.its most advertised benefit is that it makes your muscles look fuller because it makes them retain water. but im starting to believe the claims is helps with the thinking goo too. if you try it, start with low doses and work up until you find a sweet spot. just get the stuff labelled “creatine monohydrate” everything else is greg doucette tier snake oil.>>519751952>promises made, promises kept!i would disavow over brutalism (which jurassic park was NOT)
>>519751769>Luke get helpYo, who TF is Luke?? Did Antario?>>519751867>>They've gotta reach a deal, luke...otherwise people will resort to eating their purse chihuahuas, and we can't have that!!!!Why y'all calling me Luke? Man, who TF is that hot blonde? So you're saying all these niggas gotta starve and eat one Chihuahua?Yo, wtf is that gonna do to food prices?7 billion$ worth of extra food!!Day shit better get cheaper!!.And all these muhh fuhckaz starving for a month...Good news tho, if shutdown only lasts a month, the human body can survive a month without food, but muhhfuchkaz will be cranky AF?!!!!Wtf, what will happen??
>>519751148>>519752237sorry, no the correct answer was no
>>519752112>that sourcebro, reallymay as well say you heard it in a sewing circle
>>519752140bit of a laughstill an effeminate fuckwit.
>>519752243I know whats coming and it's me in your mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67ckSIy9SIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67ckSIy9SIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67ckSIy9SI
>>519751553
>>519750580he'll have to fly over the territory he just surrendered to them
>>519752222checked, their end is coming and it will be biblical
>>519752321
>>519752160non Hispanic White men have gone from the 3rd leanest demographic in 2009 to the 3rd fattest demographic circa 2023>26.7% to 44.7% When you exclude Ellis Island Whites and recent White immigrants White men and women are nearly as fat as Black women as are Mexican Hispanic men and women and Puerto Rican Hispanic men and women
bill maher is being pissy because he lost
Is there an estimate for how long the ballroom will take?
>>519752280I fucking love this Vance picture
>>519752292You didn't even read itKnown for years he likes snow
>>519752222checked
>>519752321ty WH anon
>>519752140Tf is a Joy division?
>>519752373Depends how long it'll take to upgrade the bunker. It has to be deeper with better materials and engineering to survive a bunker buster. The ballroom on top helps because of all the solid rock it'll be made out of.
>>519752434Do you really think they are doing that
>I will stop all drugs coming in from land shortlyHAPPENING. WE'RE GOING TO BOMB MEXICO
>>519752140hot, imagine the milkers on those yentas
>>519752278>thats always good but the dopamine receptors need new funkino line must go up>its most advertised benefit is that it makes your muscles look fuller because it makes them retain water. but im starting to believe the claims is helps with the thinking goo too. if you try it, start with low doses and work up until you find a sweet spot. just get the stuff labelled “creatine monohydrate” everything else is greg doucette tier snake oil.that is very interdasting and worth doing my own research on, thank you Dr. Chud. I'm gonna marinate on that while I contemplate watching this blur.
>>519752358you're still excluding specifics on the other races pony up the data
>>519752418shitty 80’s band
>if I can't sterilize kids then I quit being a doctormaybe he was never really a doctor to start with...?
>>519752418it literally says it in the image ya tard
>>519752465They took down the whole East Wing. Even the hallway to it. They're 100% digging down to work on the bunker.
>>519752418something jews made up for sympathy bux
>>519752520we need to have Nuremberg style trials for these inexcusable niggers
>>519752538That's cool. When do you think it last had work done on it, hopefully they will be covering up the site soon
>>519752321Yo, I saw where that nigga got a private donor to give 130 million to pay the troops!!Solid!But wtf is up with these muhhfuhckin laws forcing government to go broke and can't receive money for emergency during shutdown?If my gov fall and I wanna pay for it why can't I help?
ALMOST TIME FOR THE MOST COMFY DAY OF THE WEEK...TAKE /ptg/ HOME, MIDNITE & JESSU!!!!!!!
I hope Trump has a nice sleep.
>>519751011>I've decided to go with the "Barron Trump Ballroom" or the "Barron Ballroom" or even "Barrallroom"
>>519750580he is supar presedent
>>519752600WW2 when it was first built. Anything after was just interior design to shove TV's and phone/Internet lines into it.
Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
IT'S TIME!(Verification not required.)
THE SHILLS ARE IN MY WALLS
ITS TIME!!!!
IT'S TIME
IT'S FUCKING TIME!ULTRA MAGA'S EXTREME REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD WITH BOTTOMLESS REFILLS SERVED BY PIERCE BROSNAN!
>>519752619if only she had longer legs.
>>519752715>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>519752633Inside his comfy bed in pj's on AF1 with that comfy ASMR sound of the plane flying with the best pilots in the world at the wheel
>>519750580>24 hr flightHe should take the Concorde
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716>>519752718F
Wew, made it just in time.>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716Well done!>>519752718Oof.
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716ILLEGAL POSTS>519752718oof
>>519752710YES!>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716Good job, frens and kot!>>519752718Oof! So close!
>>519752690Dang.. bet they'll be doing mad upgrades
>>519752718>US tariffing their trade partners and just how long has Canada restricted and tariffed US goods?fags always fail to mention this
>>519752622>release the files in my imagination to save the little kids in my fantasy
>>519752508They are the same picture
>>519752506non Hispanic Black male and female obesity rates circa 202338.7% and 56.5% virtually unchanged from 2009non Hispanic White male and female obesity rates circa 202344.7% and 39.7% up from 26.7% and 31.0% in 2009Non Hispanic Asian male and female obesity rates circa 202317.6% and 17.2% up from 13.2% and 12.5% in 2009Hispanic of any race male or female obesity rates circa 202345.7% and 44.1% up from 41.7% and 41.7% in 2009Two or more races non Hispanic male and female obesity rates circa 202326% and 31% up from ??? in 2009Over 60% of Pacific Islander men and women are obese and I don't care what it was in 2009 but it was likely already that highAmerican Indians/Alaskan Native male and female obesity rates circa 202332.3% and 43.1% more or less unchanged from 2009
>>519752715Great job from The Best Midnight Duo!! Now it's essential to have a spooky-yet-delicious Caturday breakfast in the next 24 hours after a comfy sleep>>519752710>>519752712>>519752716Fine, whatever
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716they did it
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715Good work, frens and kot!>>519752716Winning!
Did you guys notice the impotent leftist screeching about the White House upgrade? >https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/The trolling on this page is beyond masterful. It's without a doubt what I voted for.
>>519752845what's the source
>>519752168>Imma make a bunch of hypotheticals about Trump supporters>They're all dick relatedInteresting
>>519752763>>519752767>>519752787>>519752791That's what I get for bedposting.
>>519752508>shitty 80’s bandDam, I love the 80's what's their best track?>>519752533>it literally says it in the image ya tardDon't make me whoop yo ass!! Just because imma muhhfuhckin time traveler don't mean I can beat yo ass!!>>519752578>something jews made up for sympathy buxMaaaan, these fucking Jews man!!!Somehow it's illegal for private people to give money to the government if shit shuts down!! That's fucked up! So gov goes broke and ppl start and there's nothing the govt can do legally to feed anyone or pay money to fucking protect America?Now muhhfuchkas gonna starve, Trump issued deadly force? Like muhh fucking hunger games thanks giving?Ain't that a bitch!! Sheeeit!?
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752712>>519752714>>519752716purrty good >>519752718oof>>519752715mice
>>519752878le centers for disease control
This song applies to like the last 30 years of American foreign policy. Patriot on Amazon is a fantastic show, btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJbwkYa4pk
>>519752909Kari lake is DANGEROUS
>>519752871>The trolling on this page is beyond masterful. It's without a doubt what I voted for.The best part about it is it will be archived and live in history.
>>519752763>>519752767>>519752787>>519752849>>519752854>>519752856>>519752909>>519752946Thanks, frens!
>519752710>519752712>519752714>519752715>519752716YAY>519752718FREN NO>>519752747ty coral, nn and remain comfortably swol>>519752763ty grill that probably smells of cheap perfume>>519752767ty trumo>>519752787ty cyberguy>519752791ty pinky>>519752849damn right, dweebers. nn and enjoy the breakfast bread>519752854ty waffles>519752856ty serena>519752946ty smug kot whos got dat ass on lockdownty all frens, nn and please remember that the internet isnt as real as it wants you to think it is.
>>519753006>Kari LakeAnon, that's Wendy BellKari Lake is upstanding: https://youtu.be/0eUlsXCguQ0?t=12
>>519753022I didn't know Truman totally gutted and rebuild the interior of the White House. Nor did I know that Obama dressed up in his native garb and hosted terrorists there just a few years ago. Unironically though, I think Trump should name it the Monica Lewinsky Ballroom.
>>519752950so you got no link then
CAT FIGHT IN PORTLANDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pw5hiWlwoEMIDGET ANTIFA CHICK SABRINA FLORES ROCKED UP BY AN OLD LADY
>>519753116I can't click links im listen to Mr Bellhttps://youtu.be/aF7BFB6-wwQ?si=uGEmpe_4Orj0Jdrv
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716nice>>519752718oof
>>519752951Great show. Devastating song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Y_3Q5YnTc
>>519753137https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db360.htm
>>519753053Goodnight, kot!>>519753061So strong!>>519753164Thanks, fren!>>519753139Fucking kek
>>519750580
>>519753136forgot picrel. i'm so glad that Trump is renovating the place though. hopefully the new ballroom is an immense success. and it will be much safer too than shuttling foreign dignitaries through DC.
>>519753229you know this is AI generated correct?
>>519753136I'd seen the Truman one before on some show about spooky stuff (supposedly there was a ghost in one of the pics), I never knew about any of the obamna stuff.> I think Trump should name it the Monica Lewinsky Ballroom.He should at least throw that out there just for the reactions.
>>519753139>CAT FIGHT IN PORTLANDCaturday is meow in session
>>519752418A punk band. Ignore schizo jewish kvetching.
>>519752710>>519752712>>519752714>>519752715>>519752716Amazing work.
>>519753250All of this is legally required to be preserved and kept in the national archives.. Oh I am laffin'
I'd been wondering for awhile when The Worst Network in the History of Broadcasting was finally gonna launch as (((MS Now))), and it looks like it's happening on November 14th...which is on a Friday, oddly:>https://cordcuttersnews.com/msnbc-will-rebrand-to-ms-now-on-november-14th-a-signal-of-comcasts-impending-cable-network-spinoff
>>519753173you could have saved us both a lot of time and just posted that from the get go
>>519753229did you vote for This Guy™ by any chance?just so you know, the>noooo u guys are the real pedosthing doesn't work. no one takes leftist faggots seriously when they say the p word.
>>519751845Must be hard to live in a world where you can get fired for your political beliefs huh oh waitAlso, I think the govt shutdown has inadvertently defunded the shill farms they’re way less active tonight
>>519753314
Where is coomerpole?
>>519753261Haha!! Good one! Lol
look at this
>>519752434None of this is true. Any bunker built to withstand any direct attack from specialized munitions or nuclear weapons has to be dug extremely deep, not cut and cover.
>>519753250they were using tents on the lawn.this is a bigly upgrade!
>>519753315>A punk band. Ignore schizo jewish kvetching.I'm not really into 80's punk, I like some of the 1990 punk, that 80's stuff is too just mindless, I can't listen to it...
>>519753289these faggots (hillary is a huge gigantic faggot) walk right into it every time. it's too funny. trump would have to do something crazy like start importing hatians into the country via an app for me to stop liking him.
So wtf does this mean? I gotta stock up on groceries before Nov or I get robbed at the store?Are they gonna pass laws again saying it's ok to steal?
>>519753655Oh Lawd she comin'
>>519753592There hasn't been anything done to the bunker to harden it against modern munitions. The only way to get to it is to demolish the East Wing. That shit was made back in the 40's.
>>519753642he could have been a hand model. instead he chose to serve his country.
>>519753702>it's your house and Hillary and Bill stole shit from it
Caturday, post kots.
And like that a new baker is now needed. Goodnight everyone, we are going to win. Okay bye! Remember, this world and then the next.
>>519753817Good night, baker, and if the breakfast bread hasn't been baked by the time you wake up and start baking again, well...you know what you need to do...or else
Are Elves MAGA?
>>519753805I think your cat has autism.. and body armor.
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>>519753774>Oh Lawd she comin'Yeah, that's wat Miley and Taylor always say...
>>519753789There isn’t anything you can do from the surface. You’d dig a TBM under there from miles away and miles deep and build an elevator.
He still didn't beat Truman's number: 2.
I did GOMAD a few times. The first time was during summer break about 20 years ago. This was before the internet was widely available. My friends brother was wrestling at a div I school and was back. He told us about squats and milk.We rode our skateboards over to the Krauzers and bought gallons of milk that morning. We also finagled a pack of cigarettes and smoked them outside on the blacktop. The milk was on the grass behind the parking lot and I was lightheaded from the Pall Malls (or Tarreyton, I cant remember). A couple of cute 8th grade girls went into the chinese restaurant, came out and sat with us while we skated and smoked. Their purchase was just white rice that they ate with packets of duck sauce. They ate and whispered to each other. I was so afraid of them.The ride home was terrible. I had smoked too many cigarrettes and even inhaled, sick and nauseous. I was skating on the side of a busy road carrying two gallons of milk. The ride was long.We got back to the home of my friend with the big brother. We drank milk and squatted. Thats all we did that summer, skated, drank milk and squatted. I dont think you are supposed to do so every day but we were young and had hormones going for us. Every day was pr day as well.Great things happened that summer. I put on about 25lbs. I dropped in on my first half pipe. My squat tripled at least. I got to second base with Amanda, she was a D-cup.One of the girls eating the white rice with duck sauce od'ed a couple of years ago. My squat has gone down too.
>>519753911no, please do not post cute elves with big honkers
>>519753314>>519753805CATS!>>519753905but not breakfast
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>>519753702>>519753803It's pretty hilarious that nearly everything Hillary comments on has an equivalent actual clinton-related scandal .
>>519753774imagine if they had cheated her into office like they had done with biden. the cartels would be conducting open military operations on the southern border and she would be taking in the refugees while not resisting in any way. that's how close we got to the end of this country.
>>519753592Their are multiple silos under ground with Surface to air interceptors as well. I've seen one first hand while auditing a data center out in cali, walking down a circular staircase around it. Shit is fucking amazing to see in person... just a a few missiles on an elevator like base that goes right up through some ground doors when needed. Remember that heli crash into the airline earlier this year... that was from a nearby airbase that can launch interceptors before shit can even get close. We got underwater microphones so we can hear subs coming from thousands of miles away too. USA IS NUMBER ONE BITCHES.
>>519753960Why would I do that?
>>519753919Six-Banded Armadillo
>>519753984well she has been involved with American politics for a loooong time.and she is also funking evil.
>>519754039indeed. they're good eating.
>>519753953i too tried GOMAD when i was around 19 almost 20 and the farts it gave me were enough to make me want to kill myself. there is no amount of lifting you could do for this to be optimal nutritional advice. i still don't drink milk to this day.
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>>519754056Don't get bitten by that, I think they have a bacterial and venemous bite or some shit, the only mammal aside from platypussies that have venom if I recall or some shit. It's some sort of monkye or some shit I think.
>>519753997Yes I’m aware of all of that but theres no point making a bunker any harder than needed to survive maybe a surface blast from a hidden nuke in the Israeli embassy. A direct hit is impossible to survive without being retardedly deep down and they aren’t building for that.
>>519753984I mean, Bill Clinton was Epstein's actual true and real BEST FUCKING FRIEND. He practically lived on the island. And now the leftcucks fucking dare to be like>w-well a-ack-shually you're the real bad guys!!??it's absolutely laughable.
>>519754132I'm on GOMAD currentlyI am in the bath drining milk
>>519754123>they're good eating.Not these, they eat carrion, outside of leprosy which is a disease they might carry they might also transmit botulism.
>>519754135the die is cast, let the chips fall as they may
>>519754194You have to know where to hit underground first... could be a whole labrynth down there or some shit. We like to confuzzle our allies and enemies and it works wonders. Just look at your leaf tariffs lmao.
>>519753911>awoos are eternal>elves are eternalI'm not an expert but yes
>>519754240the best part of a milk bath is the cereal
>>519754240just don't shit yourself bro. i think it made me partially lactose intolerant. i was also squatting almost 400 and deadlifting 500 at that time. natty of course. gomad was a failed experiment for me. eating 2 lbs of cow per day was a way better diet, despite still being ridiculous.
People on welfare will become Palestinians!!
>>519754294>elves are eternaleternally cocksleeves
>>519753997>>519754194>>519754292There are railways underground that connect DC with Cheyenne mountain DUMB where they will govern from of nuke war
>>519754292I mean not really. The shockwave from a direct hit from a 300kt mirv is going to obliterate everything underground for half a mile.
>>519753927These nigger kikes & their niggers.Have been doing shit like this to people like me & other stuff to people. That is much much worse.And for a far far greater amount of time.Look at my pic.He did a mask off.The albino nigger jew surfaced.Call out the physiognomy genetic markers!
>>519754332It's ok I have my trusty squat plug on me at all times
>>519754273yeah. you really have to check carefully but when clean they're pretty yummy.
I guess maybe it's cheaper to starve 40 million people than it is to feed them
>>519754417Let them pick their own grapes
>>519752311gottem
>>519754368I highly doubt they’d use Cheyenne mountain at this point. There’s likely bunkers deep under the Colorado plateau the public has no idea about.Move also come to the conclusion there’s probably already bunker experiments being done where people think the world ended and are living down there.
>>519754417did you watch the vids?them niggers ain't starving for months
Trump has a good 6 terms left in him, and that's before the immortality, age reversal, and genderswap pills are invented
>>519754403>These nigger kikes & their niggers.>Have been doing shit like this to >people like me & other stuff to people. >That is much much worse.>And for a far far greater amount of time.>>Look at my pic.>He did a mask off.>The albino nigger jew surfaced.>>Call out the physiognomy genetic markers!Yeah, like stalking and harassing that Luke guy as trannies, you should have seen all those trannies stalking him in hobby lobby yesterday
>>519752599public executions for the irrecoverable damage thats been done to the children.
>>519754471Can I be in the 1 dude and hundreds of girls vault
>>519754389Nah, for city killer nukes, you would do air blast. Bunker still safe. The whole thing about doing more and more megatons was retreaded because you have to use more radioactive material and more weight and size just to get a little more blast radius. You get diminishing returns at that rate when just a few hundred thousand kilotons would do just what you needed. Teller couldn't stop thinking about bigger being better and ended up proposing the retreaded and overpowered PROJECT SUNDIAL.
>>519754240I hope you're not just doing starting strength along with it. you'll end up with a massive ass/thighs and gut with no muscle on the arms.
>>519754509>did you watch the vids?>them niggers ain't starving for monthsThey gonna starve extra hard for a few days, I know what it's like to starve,it sucks, but after a few days it's not as bad
>>519754294>>519754360Both true
>>519751261TrueTook one for a joyride at soldier field and left it on Lake Shore Drive in chicago.
>>519754563This is kinda how I look
>>519754552Probably lots of them. Whole families. Told to say they were moving or whatever then sent down a hole.
>>519754401Marc Ecko's Getting Up lookin' headass
>>519754561Yeah but for targets like DC they’re going to be sending ground bursts along with the air burst.
So what will happen?How do they decide when to open the government?So America burns until they make a deal?
>>519754547they have earned long deaths, very drawn out, with many screams
>>519754626were the police as unimpressed with your youthful hyjinks as the cops here were?
Power went out, lmao. Gonna be a strong storm, but the worst will pass quickly
>>519754552I know why that sounds ideal, but that's going to be pure hell once ALL of their cycles sync.
>>519754743Keep the kots safe
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democrats about to find out the meaning of the supremacy clause
>>519754743I heard that doros are easy carried away by strong gusts of wind
>>519753655I wanna say to a nigger so bad as they come out the grocery store empty handed."FORKS DOWN, DON'T EAT"I would want it to be one of these she-boons. (webmrel)Something that would snap it's ankles in the parking lot chasing me around like a Cart Narc.fkin niggers!
>>519754898oops wrong personkek
>>519754669>Yeah but for targets like DC they’re going to be sending ground bursts along with the air burst.Anon, this might be hard for you to understand but the world WON'T DO SHIT. You see, having elections every four years gives everyone else the little seed of doubt of "maybe we can change things soon if X gets into office." They focus on playing political games rather than attempting to getting their own nation nuked into smithereens. Why do you think nations with dictators keep getting bombed and invaded? People are certain things won't change for a while and so there is no loss to bombing the fuck out of them except for NK... they got artillery pointed at Seoul, SK so its like having a forever hostage situation. A rare exception though.
>>519754825you know for geniuses cats are pretty stupid
timeline keeps getting better and better
how much of our real estate will those gooks buy before he gets home?
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>>519754968funny thing is if you take care of your people and give them hope, the problems self correct.. the general population now understands the inverse has been engineered.
>>519754957>cats are brilliant yet so fucking dumbThat's why they're the most comfy pets and one of the best mammals on this godforsaken, shitty earth...just watch this fucking Best Kot Compilation and tell me that kots aren't simply the greatest
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>>519753702Maybe Hillary hid something in the walls
>>519755120kkkute elf
>>519754825>>519754914They can be. They're quite small! Wifi is back, but I have to be alert for the next 20 minutes due to a tornado warning in the county. My specific area is probably gonna be just fine, but it never hurts to be cautious.
>>519755104God favors the bold, that's why cats have the comfiest lives on Earth, God clearly loves their antics and respects them
BAKER!!!
>>519755104that's good shit pal
>>519755069dont forget their work culture, unofficial 12 hour shift, only allowed hobby is drinking with your boss and observing the many social rules. no quitting either, they act like you're personally selling them out to be holocausted.
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>>519754968I wouldn't ever want to see Japan turn into India.That would be an irreconcilable sin.
STALL IT!
>>519755271What about school girl Waifus?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ItnSfwKrfk
>Spanish language preschool in Seattle suburb>ICE shows up>has not reopened sincehttps://www.seattletimes.com/education-lab/immigration-officials-detain-woman-outside-issaquah-immersion-preschool/lolololololol
WHERE BAKER
BAKER BAKER BAKER
It's over, you guys.
Baking one.
this must be what obama's legacy feels like...
Baker went to bed and nobody has claimed the next breadSomeone, anyone just bake it up...I'll even do one(perhaps the breakfast bread), but not yet
>>519753817Can bake in 5 minutes...would it be a late night /ptg/ or caturday breakfast?
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>>519755508
>>519755539Caturday breakfast was cancelled sadly, so Late Night Edition it is
>>519755582>how it feels to chew 5 gum
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>>519755539Either one would work, in my humble opinion. I'd bake, but I'm currently sheltering due to a tornado warning.
>>519750580There's no other leader that talks shit like Donald TrumpThere's nobody else that reverses himself from week to week like TrumpThere's no other poofter on earth that says he's winning when he's losing like Donald TrumpWatch him destroy America while he says he's building it upkys kike
