Was it the Vax?
>>519751716he balded
>>519751716This is why you mosturize
>>519751716or, like, the two decades that have gone by
HE IS GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>519751716I'm 50 and have more hair than he does on the left. I think being married and having kids does this to you. Kinda jealous, ngl.
>>519751716Rolling Rock is a hell of a drug
>>519751716Age
>>519751807cool
This might shock zoomers but, everybody ages. It happens to us all.
Honestly he should just wear a wig when he's larping as the nerd.
>>519751909Suprisingly refreshing low end beer.
>>519751716All that stress from being angry at so many bad video games.
>>519752025It's the only beer worth drinking besides Coors.
>>519751716his early videos had a charm to them and he wasn't trying hard. I watched a "newer" clip that was probably still 10 years old and cringed at the overacting, mugging, and incoherent yelling of unfunny shit. he's horrible now
>>519751994Thats daft though, balding ADDS to the nerd aesthetic
>>519752204The Mario 3 video is an alltime classic. I miss when youtube was mostly nerds doing stupid funny shit.
>>519752777Juzcook plays decent new hacks.. no one is coming out with smb3 though
If you're reading this, get on finasteride/minoxidil immediately if you notice your hair thinning or receding. Balding is a solvable problem if you catch it early. Just get a prescription from Hims or another one of those online pharmacies.
>>519751716It's called two decades of aging, including getting married, having kids, and selling out your passion to kikes for steady income, nigger.
>>519752925>If you're reading this, get on finasteride/minoxidil immediately If you're reading this, ignore this faggot. Those drugs will fuck with your hormones and adversely affect your health. Eat more red meat, get more sleep, and exercise. Baldness is your body signaling that you need to change your habits.
>>519752204His early stuff kinda felt like going back to the 80s or 90s.
He's gonna take you back to the past. When he had hair and he didn't suck ass
>>519752204His newer stuff is hit-and-miss but some of it is gold. The Amiga CD32 video in particular was fantastic. I think he's best when he reviews obscure consoles. And his Polybius video was pure art; one of his greatest productions ever.
HES BALD
>>519751716WHERE DID YOUR HAIR GOWHERE DID YOUR HAIR GOI SAID RAMBO COMMANDORAMBO COMMANDO WHEREDIDYOURHAIRGO
>>519754781
>>519751789Basically this. 20's vs 40's. Life comes atcha quick
>>519752204Back then he still had his day job and probably didn't give a shit about algorithms or view counts since he had a dedicated following anyway.Now it's a full-time job for him
>>519751716Being 45, having kids, stress, and being Northern Italian.
The movie killed him
Also, James and Mike are pure, leave them alone. They're a time capsule into the mid-00s internet. They're the OGs of Youtube, and every single content creator that exists, every streamer, every asshole blithering on and on via the internet should get MMFag'd by the two of them to pay penance for their privilege of following in the footsteps of true masters.Asmongold, xQc, Hasan, etc aren't fit to suck Mike's giant cock.
>>519752025maybe before they sold out. it's fucking trash
he was never funny and was pure reddit before reddit even existed
>>519751716That's what happens when you don't do anything about your hair going away.
>>519751716Dr jekel on the left, Mr hyde on the right
>>519751716Worse. 20 years passed.
>>519755912James showed his true colors during the IrateGamer stuff. He learned early to not get involved with drama after that.
>>519756100Irategamer should have been dragged into the street and beaten. Same with tgwtg
>>519751716If you're asking why he hasn't shaved it's that's where it get psychologically weird. Basically when you have receding hair, it's slow, so every degree of visible hair loss becomes your new frame of reference for "normal." Boiling frog. So he's not concerned with looking like he did 20 years ago, he's concerned with preserving the remaining projected "youth" he had like 5 years ago, as the crown creeps further and further back.
>>519756100I don't know who IrateGamer is. There's a good reason for that. Lots of faggots have come and gone. Nobody gives a fuck about you if you make nothing endearing. Streamers stop streaming for a month and people forget they existed. Ice Poseidon for example. Loser faggot, Gone.
>>519755882he made a movie?
>>519756164>>519756293IrateGamer taught James to not get involved with drama.
>>519751807stupid faggot
>>519751716Are you like 11? You're gonna be old and bald in no time nigga.
>>519756320Yeah it sucked shit and had a nigger in it
>>519751716Man he would look so much better if he shaved it. One of the worst things men can do is hold onto hair that is obviously too far gone. I get that it's hard, but it's more sad seeing him balding than it would be seeing him bald
>>519756570He looks more like a nerd now. His power has grown.
>>519756320Yes. It's meh. The problem is it's an overproduced jewed-up mess(hollywood ruined it) basically to review ET on Atari because it was the most famous bad game known. Unbeknownst to him, the REAL bad games came over a decade later with shit and trash like Assassin's Creed Origins, Concord, Star Wars Outlaws, etc.At least Action 52 has a fascinating story and is funny.
>>519751716those pictures are over 20 years aoart nigger
>>519756570>>519756607yeah it is actually gay to shave it for your reasoning. more alpha male to just leave it. real man shit.
>>519756475you just gotta start taking 1 mg of finasteride everyday before u even start seeing it happen cause one u start noticing the lost a significant ammount has been lost and u gotta go for a transplant, start one u get in ur mid to lat 20s. im 33 and not only do i have it but it looks like "young people hair" whatever the fuck that means
>>519756320even the people who unironically think his content is great don't defend the movie. I think his moving failing was the biggest moral injury he's ever received. He claims his dream was always to make a movie. The AVGN thing was a side thing that blew up and got bigger than his real passion, his movie reviews.
>>519751716He can afford a hair transplant and should consider getting one.
>>519756681you dont have to age this badly, for the most part especially with his money its a choice
>>519756804I just shave my head and face with Wahl clippers. I look like a skinhead with stubble everywhere I go, like I do meth and will cut your neck if you fuck with me. I will too. Always carrying knives. Having a good jaw helps. Never get your teeth pulled.
>>519751716Norwood Reaper.
>>519756927and double jaw right after with skin resurfacing he would be back to his self
>>519756886Never chase your dreams. Chase what you're good at.
>>519752925My hair is thinning and I literally don't give a shit
>>519756804I dunno, being bald like >>519756948 said sounds cool
>>519756320Yeah. He invested a ton of time and money into it and it wound up being a cringe nightmare where he didn't even get the girl because the nigger in the movie cucked him cuz 2013. He got hustled real bad and I think it really demoralized him.
>>519756886It's kinda sad in a way, i was a big fan of his since 2006 and even donated for the movie. He should have just made a longer, production upper episode with the "usual" behind the scenes folks.
>>519756948yes ive seen jawhacks and i know but i had to get my wisdom teeth pulled because i will be doing double jaw and thus is after MSE. with these two you can signal great genetic health instead of this bullshit postering. youre going to regret doing this sdkinhead bullshit cause none of them are principaled and all probably have gook girlfriends or have gook wifes in the future because hair is ultimately a negative regardless of what you do to compensate
>>519757075People see stubble and they take you more serious. You don't look like a slob, but you don't look like some lawyer prissy fuck either.
>>519757075its unbelievably silly and retarded
>>519751716If God existed, the Norwood Reaper wouldn't
>>519751716I think it is more stress than anything, and genetics (no matter what people say) have something to do with this. Plenty of whites are bald or balding and have done great things.But the stress since the covfefe 19 hoax on white men has been 1000 fold, and the only way put of this is extreme prejudical action against every last person responsible on the left and right, and their entire bloodlines. Cut them off not just from reality, but from their surnames ever being uttered in this reality EVER again.
>>519757199It's a natural consequence of being human. You're a superficial faggot, conditioned by kike advertising.
>>519751835no he ain't lmao
This thread turned really gay really fast.IrateGamer was right to retire early.
>>519752025the only good thing about rolling rock is that it's cheap and comes in a 30 rack
He's just old retard
>>519757299no its totally a choice and why would you accept it? its ultimately a net negative but i think with /pol/ average age most of you are balding retards coping about it but it gets quit annoying cause genz and alphas have a much harder dating market and hair is literally every yet you retards say this retarded shit
>>519757199>>519757302Always turn a disadvantage into an advantage. If you're going bald, become a skinhead that looks like he'll kill you and rip all the copper out of your car. People will respect you because they don't know how crazy you are and what you'll do.
>>519752025the king of low end beers is ice cold OG budweiser.everything else can fuck off.
>>519753484So it felt like going back to the past?
>>519752777Checked
>>519757302oh look another retard. yeah was the halo effect coined by the kikes who talked about all this? fucking retard? is signaling genetic health superficial? roasties do it all the time and thus punch far about their genetics yet you fucking retards cant even open a book about it and instead you uselessly eat and cope
mike matei is the real AVGN, once he left everything went to shit.james rolfe has real midwit taste in movies too. dont even bother listening to his opinions on them
>>519757420god youre such a retard
>>519757402You suck cock, so I dont give a flying fuck about your shit ass opinion. Get fucked by 5 dancing isrealis give them aids after prostate cumming all over them and from your disgusting asshole you never washed a day in your life, and then you can all die from you dumb gorilla nigger opinion. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>519751807gonna cry about it, faggot?
>>519757539Ill beat and bash you bloody
>>519756804I think the finasteride is making you type like a faggot
>>519754700bond burgled by time
>>519757557again u should be uselessly eating instead of giving your silly opinions retard
vax and this is the very type that didn't ever give a thought about their diet and just follows what his boomer parents did because arrogance / ignorance, which is why he ages just like them and probably has pre-diabetes now (and also why he took the vax)
>>519757654Bonds greatest villain is gravity, not time
>>519757596if thats whats what you want to say to cope with your bald spot by all means but its not gunna do anything about that low iq
>>519751716i think its just old age and he got bad jeans. my old man is in his late 60s and has hair like zz top/santa
>>519756804dont listen to this faggot finasteride gives you limp dick
>>519757539Am I? I turned losing sight in my right eye and some of the sight in my left eye into SSI payments. Now Onlyfans whores pay me to sit at home and not work via income taxes.I turned a disadvantage, into an advantage. I get all their porn for free too. They pay me to sit at home and pirate their content.Sucks to be you.And I guarantee if you saw me IRL, you would remain very polite and courteous. Because you wouldn't want to take a stupid gamble and lose.
>>519751789I'm the same age as him and haven't lost a single millimeter from my hairline
>>519757731completly and utterly false but again u continue coping with that bald spot of yours. dutastride though i agree, that shit is very dangerous
>>519757717I took it for a few years, became depressed and irritable, stopped taking it and my hair still looks the same. How much is Merck paying you?
>>519757756nigger no one cares about your uselessly eating life. im giving what people here need know to keep their hair because ultimately why would you put yourself in a negative that you have to turn into a positive? thats called being retarded which is very common here
>>519757952Finasteride has a ton of side effects
>>519757492>oh look another retard. Why are you even here if you care so much what others think? I'm happily married, living in the country, and secure in my masculinity. You're putting on a costume every day to impress dullards like yourself that don't matter. You are a slave. I am free. I hope one day you can mature and find peace.
don't care what anyone has to say, this guy is a legend
>>519757899yeah u retards are just so self important like someone would pay to shill finasteride which is a very cheap and everyone makes. no one needs to shill shit here because you retards will ultimately make the wrong desicion anyway. i just talk about it because my friend in the black pill talked about it at the right time and out of all my sibling and father, i still have my hair and very good hair
>>519757775Same, I was a work today and ran into an old friend from high school. I am 39, and I remember being slightly older than my class because of that stupid leap year bullshit they used to do in the 90’s when placing you in a class. So I assume he’s a year younger. I kind just blurted out “wow you look like shit!” I couldn’t help it, some of us age badly. I feel bad now, he had no idea what to say. He said he had only slept a few hours but goddamn bro, looking like an old man. Thank Christ for my genes I guess. No idea why I’m telling the story thanks for coming to my Ted talk I guess.
>>519757952Because taking drugs will poison you. DUH, what are you, stupid?>Oh, just take this drug to hang on for dear life for your hair!OR I can just buy a set of clippers for $40 that will last my entire life, not cause horrifying side effects, and look more badass without hair than with hair. And no one can grab me by my hair in a fight. What hair?
>>519758002why dont you stop being a useless eater and learn some thinghttps://www.youtube.com/@haircafekevin
>>519751716Isn't he 50?
Laugh while you can. It’ll happen to you too.
>>519758187Im a medfag and I know this drug shouldn't be taken lightly. Sam Hyde even warned against it
>>519757775Mine began to recede around 30, which was when I started taking my health seriously. A decade later, it hasn't moved since. Don't fall for the kike drug shilling. Just take care of yourself.
>>519751807>doesn't know the rules
>>519758187You're literally shilling a hair care YT channel. You're so shameless that it's cringe to read your posts.
>>519755653No time.
>>519751716It was probably the twenty years that passed between the picture on the left and the picture on the right.And also him being a gay retard.
>>519756355What happened to IrateGamer?
>>519758113You are just a sad, useless soul. You came from nothing, you are nothing, and you will die nothing. Stay mad, sexless dumbass. You staying eternally mad will only serve those you hate.
>>519758193He's 45.
>>519758328He shoved a NES Robot up his ass.
Macaulay Culkin did something to him
>>519758014>i am free with a written government contract that empowers my wife to do whatever she wants if i upset her or her boyfriend surte bro you keep saying that retard. youre so masculine using these arbitrary roastie terminology like "maturity" basically stating it like any other roastie as a footing that if i dont agree with such a retarded corpse, its being "imature". no retard, i talk about these things because many of you useless eaters have no idea about them much less the youth who are struggling and even a little guidance can help. i mean look how retarded you are, expressing some sort of authority in your little world that has very little relevance to many young men around you. thats why you corpses are not mature, you are just decomposing in real time. here why dont you explore someone with an actual triple digit iq and learn somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SS1hZ05Aw
Aging is daylight + booze.
>>519758416A buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear.
>>519758431hate that weird freak
I have a new theory for the purpose of the VAX. Those tendrils in the veins? Unintended side effect. The true goal: microfilaments embedded through the central nervous system of the progeny. For the purpose of direct thought stimulation. Basically, if you can activate enough originator neurons. It can cascade into a thought. Or a sensation. Or a sound.
>>519758363im mad that you old retards are giving terrible advice to young people
>>519757775>'i didnt bald so no one else should be balding'I don't know if it's the vodka I've been pounding tonight but I think this is the first time in the decade I've been on 4chan that an obvious trollpost has frustrated me to the point of physically clenching my fists.
>>519758474which one?
>>519751716He should just go totally bald at this point, I mean fuck it why not. My father’s hair started to go around 55, so I’m sure mine will follow suit. I’ll just shave it the fuck off and go about my day. Looks better than this shit load of fuck.
>>519758446>her boyfriendYou can't even discuss women without defaulting to cuck fantasies because you're such a pathetic conditioned normie, and you're proud to be such brainwashed cattle. I take back my well-wishes. You deserve to die like all the rest, unfulfilled and constantly chasing dragons that require endless money to obtain.
>>519751716>Stupid anon discovers aging
>>519751716Unc wrote a autobiography about his early life, muh 80s childhood.
GIVE THIS MAN A DRINK
>>519751807
>>51975171645 and my hairline still hasn't receded any... Thank you Lord...
>>519758662Stick with the local brew.
>>519758725High test men lose their hair
>>519758621>pathetic conditioned normieok retard if that helps you sleep at night. yeah dint watch the video describing the plight of young man, nah bro its all about work ethnic, yees thats what the red pill, the just world fallacy is the ultimate truth and not pic related. imagine being alive for all those years and have a just world fallacy believe and calling anything outside of it "being a conditioned normie". god damn are you a retard
>>519758826
>>519758795If only they had that around here. This Shiner Bock. It’s like drinking syrup.
>>519758795This is probably the only good beer in this country.
>>519758826You're under 30, ignorant, and full of hubris. You deserve your coming disillusionment and/or suicide when you realize you were fooled.
>>519758973oh look another retard joining the fray who didnt even read the past messages. why dont you read a little before typing retard
>>519759036You're a newfag that doesn't know how to read IDs, as well as a dullard. Get off my site with your kike shillery, nigger.
>>519758811I'm 45, kids are grown, and been married since I was 22. I don't feel low T...
>>519752777IM THE LORD OF THE HARVEST, BRING IT DOOOOWN
>>519751716caucasian people age like milk they're also more prone to being bald, specially if they're mediterranean or indian
>>519759592not this one paco nigger
>>519759749it's a % game, pichu
>>519759592White people can think into the future. It's in our DNA. Being able to think about future outcomes burdens us with stress, because we can formulate possible outcomes in our heads related to bad decisions. This causes stress more than other races which tend to just YOLO through life.
>>519751716Singlehandedly inventing indie filmmaking puts a lot of stress on the body
>>519759959What about asians tho?they're less likely to bald and just as likely as caucasians to plan aheadalso, hindu people aren't as forward thinking and they tend to go bald too
>>519759959i hope this is satire
>>519760058Sora is his age if you want to compare.
>>519760105Nonwhite as well as kike cattle. Quelle surprise.
>>519760105White people evolved in places with winters. To survive winters, you had to plan. To plan, you need forethought.Basic evolutionary psychology, you halfwit.>>519760058Asians also dealt with winers. They're steppe peoples. Indians are just poisoned. Their immune systems are so batshit from bathing in toxic sludge that they have autoimmune syndrome on their derma.
>>519751716big surprise that losing your hair ages you
>>519760359yes but do we live like that now? is there any natural selection to forethought? do things like tictok or insta reels doing this? have you ever thought about these things instead of being a retard? its like saying todays canadians are just loike the ones before while they vote liberal for 10 years. like do you retards get anything right on this board?
>>519760612>yes but do we>weToo late, nonwhite newfag. You've fucked up multiple times during your shilling and trolling.
>>519760742youre just too old to talk to man, once you brought up your wife on a political disident board, which you literally signed a government contract. dude no one takes seriously, the fact youre still on here without any clue about the state of the world, its just sad. yeah its was fun arguing but man its just so sad how retarded the average person is regardless of what source you use, what people you talk to etc, its sad at this point because its just such a blantant form of genetic determinism. like you have no idea how retarded you are its sad at this point
>>519760612You can't just turn off the ability to see a situation and not expound on what can happen if various influences affect that situation. It's something you're born with and while public schools have tried very hard to eliminate this ability of critical thought, a lot of intelligent people never have that ability turned off.There's a good reason you see a lot of actual brilliant men who are bald, and why you rarely see balding in women because women aren't forward-thinking like men, Stress causes aging and balding. It's cortisol.
>>519760907>dude nobody takes you seriouslyYou're on an anonymous imageboard, newfag. If you weren't so ignorant and new, you'd know group approval isn't a factor here. This is a foreign concept to you because your life is dominated by your need for validation. You're way out of your depth, nigger. This is my domain.
>>519760930>ur just born with it bro, thats why if we took a random sample of the youth whos iqs and attention spans are steadily droping im sure they will trigger their innate ability to survive>There's a good reason you see a lot of actual brilliant men who are bald, and why you rarely see balding in women because women aren't forward-thinking like men>thats hot DHT worksi just cant with you retards, its just holy shit guys are you being retarded on purpose
>>519761019again ur being retarded holy shit. being anon allows you to try and take as much bias out of the equation as possible so its just the idea thats being focused. thats why when some hole comes in and says theyre a women theyre automatically mocked for trying to use something else to gain points other than the idea. god you are such a fucking retard it just amazes me every step of the way, like you are the perfect example of dunning kruger effect in action, you literally do not know how retarded you are. dont you talk to your wife's boyfriend about these things? doesnt he give you some feedback if uve ever discussed these things with him
>>519761121You can't argue worth a fuck, newfag shill. You failed utterly in your intent in coming here.
bad geneticshe should opt-in for cosmetic surgery
>>519761291>retard retard retard retardThe more you spam the same insult over and over is inversely correlated to the number of digits in your IQ, clueless dolt. You need to lurk the fuck moar.
>>519758811that's just a cope. t balding man
>>519761121Everything I say is fact. If I tell you something, and you don't believe it, you're wrong. Not because I'm great or some kind of God, but because I base everything I say on ungodly amounts of time studying people, physics and metaphysics, the sciences, and logic.Sadly, I'm a complete retard, and the fact that other people can't figure out what I have really disturbs me. There's no way in hell I should be so good, it's such a low bar to meet and yet 99% of people never get here. I hate it, because I like being around people who know more than I do as a matter of habit and principle.I want to be the dumbest fucker in the room.
>>519755179Im 40 and people guess me as late 20s. All my friends and ex school mates have aged just like the avgn visually.Ive got two kids... I dunno what im doing differently.
>>519761532He's a dumb newfag teenaged twat. Don't waste too much effort on him.
>>519761335>How Your 30s Feel LikeBro i have had zero hair loss.
>>519751716>inb4 shadmanned
>>519761403yes clueless dolt, sure thats what i am as you continue trying to jump to different topics so you can ignore the old man spanking you got with each topic because no matter how many timex you brought up your age and experience, another stupid idea comes out that doesnt match with reality. yea you certainly are the king, nigger. again though its more sad because you dont even know how retarded you are, you dont even see that youre jumping from topic to topic and using some sort of old fag status that gives your absolute retarded idea credence. it really is something
>>519758795Cheers.
>>519751716Facts about Cinemassacre>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss">Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)>James Rolfe is a literal retard that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has bitch of a wife that controls himtldr mike is BASED
>>519753130>Eat more red meatGot a source for this that isn't schizophrenic ketolard "influencers"?
>>519761616see you dont even acknowledge he was wrong about dht, youre just a sad fucking old man who doesnt know shit. >oh dont worry bro, he made me feel bad and even though hes right about dht, since he made me feel bad im with you brolike man dont you guys have toe triggered shotguns over there?
>>519751787 waht does that even mean. please note i am not a woman
>>519751716>early 20s vs mid 40s, balding finallyDo you mean to tell me that people AGE? Oh my god what an astonishing conclusion, you should write scientists about this.
>>519761716>omg you're changing topics by responding to what I'm sayingKek this cope is rich and savory.
>>519757432Your beer is, how you say, swill... to us.
>>519751716Some people don't bald.
>>519761782Mike is such a chad, no wonder he has a massive hog, gets all the girls and the load was huge.
>>519761867>omg I'm gonna call you old since you called me out as a young dumb cuntLOL I'm proud to be older, wiser, and less superficial than you, dipshit, which is why I called you out as a brainless child. Did you really think "you're not what I am" was some sort of comeback?
>>519761782You forgot to say "sodabrain".
>>519762117>>519761616Some guys lose their hair, some guys lose their boners.
>>519751716Time is the fire in which we burn. Aging happens to all of us lowly carbon based lifeforms. I do appreciate he has never gone offroad with any temporary cultural shift, which is rare for any youtuber. Hes also an OG, he wasnt even getting money for the first few years, when yt didnt have any ads and ppl would need to subscribe to external companies to support a youtuber. His content/production quality has lowered, of course and being the same age he is, I 100% understand why, with a wife, kids, a house to pay for and adult shit going on around you, you cant really have the time or money to do a full produced video with a lot of cameras and special guests every video.Leave the avgn alone, hes a cool yt OG.
>>519762158its not a comeback retard, its a descriptor because today people still think that the older you are the wiser you are but that simply isnt the case anymore. you did not participate in the same dating market place, the same work place, the same school system, the same power structures etc etc yet without all this or even the basic understanding in these systems, you think just because you decomposed for 50 years or so that gives anything you say credence. the fact you saw nothing wrong with mentioning your wife, someone you signed a government contract with, on a political disdent form like some boomer. like how do you not see what a joke u are? like seriously? how can you know so little and yet with decomposing skin and a bald spot and without any important information you can continually respond here? i dont get it other then it has to be the dunning kruger effect
>>519751716malnutrition>COPE ITS GENETICSwhen was the last time you ate an entire raw steak or 2 raw eggs in a glas.youre a bunch of faggots eating like women, meaning sugar and coffee and some roundup on top if it. stupid fucking retards. you should be grafting your asscrack hair to your stupid heads.my grandpa was 80 and still had his hair, i listened to his advice. worked out for me pretty well.
Jesus, it's tiresome reading every wall of text the vapid newfag keeps squirting out of his anus. What a waste of his supposed youthful energy. But listen to him and take kike hair pills, bruh, or you're a retarded retard, retard.
all these morons you see, they cant listen to someones advice because in their minds it equates to being cuvked because they didnt come up with the idea or something.get rekt bald fucks.
>>519751716When people get older they age. Such a bizarre concept I know but it's true.
>>519761882Women think they need to add oil to their face because it's dry as fuck from sandblasting it with chemical pigments at high densities, so they think people have to moisturize but its just them that do because their skin is saggy and wrinkly from destroying it for decades on a daily basis
>>519762506When I turned 18 I was hit with a life-threatening autoimmune disease that has crippled me and made every single day of my adult life an extremely painful misery.>There is no treatment. Please tell me how I can think positive thoughts that will outweigh the non-stop crippling pain.
>>519762715They should have 4 plus children.
>>519761882Womens skincare routine isnt really a skincare routine, it's more of a prescription to deal with their facial drug addiction
We're all going to get older and nothing can stop it :/
>>519762902well there is one thing that can.
>>519762220some guys lose their boners.not me.
>>519762902
>>519762806Maybe if you stopped making passive aggressive pissy bitch replies you'd be less of a miserable faggot. Give it a try and report back.
>>519762926Hey now, that's silly talk
>>519751716Age bro is 45 years old.
>>5197630361. liposuction in the chin2. botox in the msseters3. bimaxial skeletal expansion 4. laser skin resurfacing5. he didnt do this but a sligh improvement would obviously be mse because he already has a compact face but make sure to do it before the bimax, always go laterally beforeage is just a number if you know what youre doing
LOL the kike hair pill shiller is now shilling cosmetic surgery. I wonder if he will reflect on this when he tosses himself off a ledge at 29 because the prospect of his not being young is too much for his fragile psyche to handle. It will be a net gain for humanity.
>>519763046>dude like le Jesus is going to save u>all u need to do is practice toxic positivityfuck off.You know what is going to save us? Rivers of blood.
>>519763437>toxic positivityHoly shit, lol, ignore what I said earlier since it is obvious nothing can cure your colossal faggotry.
>>519751716>people…. LE AGE?!?!?!It’s been 20 years faggot
>>519763371well too bad for you retard cause i did mention here that i am 33 >>519756804and regardless of being in engineering school , the army and corporate leadership i have maintained my youth where people tell me i am 24 or younger and i feel that way because of the choses i made which you even noticed because most of these i mentioned aren only plastic surgery, they correct underdeveloped bone like in MSE or Bimax where you can have you sleep apnea cured like i did (only got MSE which is life changing but also cosmetically advantageous for the cheeks). again though youre too old and thus retarded to look into things cause intellectual curiosity is the key
>>519763506>posts a retard apu being happy meme #no. 51025060>dude just like ignore what's going on it the real world, there are colors and everyone lives in a cottage in Switzerland bro!Fuck off. If you're too much of a pussy to do what needs to be done you deserve to say shit to exactly 0 people.
>>519763568>i am 33 omg ur so old and out of touch and decomposing old man
>>519763653>I DEMAND EVERYONE BE AS MUCH OF A DISMAL AND MISERABLE NIGGER AS MEno, lol
>>519763653he comes from the weak and older generation that wants to keep the lights on so that he, his wife and his wife's boyfriend are comfortable until their demise
>>519763695>house burns down around him>this is fine.jpgYou're only saying this shit because you're a pussy whose afraid to face the harsh reality. Nobody is going to save your bitch-made ass
>>519763742dude, these niggers dont care. they were born in the easy and nice times where the system was stable and thus any retard that put a little effort got alot out
>can't stop projecting his cuck fantasies onto everyone with a happy relationship because it's the only way he can deal with being incapable of maintaining one himselfMany such cases. I used to say "Sad!", but all you cuck-obsessed shitwits deserve your plight.
>>519763833everyone who empowers a women with a government contract is a cuck without any exception
>>519763700Toxic positivity scum annoy me.I endure greater suffering than these pussies can dream of every day. You know what makes me feel better?Cursing. Spitting. And yelling.I couldn't imagine being some sort of self-castrating bitch who actually believes this 'stiff upper lift' nonsense where we're all supposed to just take people's shit 'like a man' and pretend it's OK. It's fucking not and it's the reason we're in this shit in the first place.
>>519763742>I hate my life so much that I spend my time fantasizing about bad things happening to people who aren't as miserable as meAnd you earned every bit of your lot, just as I did mine. Hey, we have something in common! Kismet!
>>519763914>I spend my time fantasizing about bad things happening to people who aren't as miserable as meNever said that. Funny you post anime Hitler when only a cock-sucking JEW puts words in others mouth like that.
LOL the blackpillers are now jerking each other off. Congrats to them for making the best connection they can ever hope to attain.
>>519763867exactly and ive tried to preach these exact ideals but you gotta remember that the average age of /pol/ are very old and inactive but overall youre right and my thought is the young men of today should do exactly what the privateers did when they were basically tried like complete dog shit so they became pirates and fucked everyone up whether it was their own country, the spanish etc. they were magnificient. in a world that just takes steals everythjing from young men, they have to stop this christ cucking bullshit and go the privateer way. heres a nice description of how bad it is but again the older people are just too retarded:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SS1hZ05Aw
>>519763975>lmao theyre having a conversation because the yrelate more to each other instead of a retarded old man, hahaha ijust crack myself upman your generation has to die man
>>519763975this you, anon?
>>519763967>I never said I fantasize about bad things happening to people who aren't as miserable as me>I just complained about your "toxic positivity" and then fantasized about your house burning downLMFAO. Did I mention you deserve your horrifying existence?
Sit down,little boy,today we are gonna discuss this thing called "entropy".Will zoomers all collectively kill themselves in a huge ritual once they turn like 30?Because I have never seen a generation more obsessed with aging
>white men age like shitteSTOOP THE PRESSESS.
>>519764130>house burns down around him>=/= I want your house to burn down!Jump off a fucking pier you disgusting kike.
>>519764076>man I want you to die manToo bad, newfag!
>>519764181yeah its almost like everything counts in one of the worst dating markets in history you silly yogurt nigger
>>519752025>>519752102>>519751909stop the jew juice Brothers. I'm a year out and its fantastic.
>>519751716>age 45yup
>>519764217>I'm not fantasizing about your house burning down>I'm just vocalizing the prospect and savoring the image>you're a kike for not appreciating my nuanceDo you feel better? LOL, of course not.
>>519764027>young men of today should do exactly what the privateers did when they were basically tried like complete dog shit so they became pirates and fucked everyone up whether it was their own country, the spanish etc. they were magnificient.Very interesting. I used to adhere to a code of strict morals, along the lines of the Golden Rule. But as I saw others repeatedly violating those morals and using them against me, I've lost most of those standards.I only treat people in that fashion if they have proven to me that they are decent people, which in 2025 is exceedingly rare. I don't really give a fuck anymore. I used to never seek vengeance, never sought an eye-for-an-eye. Now I plot to destroy people when they fuck with me. Doubly so if they're a leftist. 10x that if they're Jewish. All the Jews I've known in my life have tried to mercilessly screw me, it's hilarious how accurate the memes are.And I not only feel that this 'amorality' towards my enemies is not only the correct move, but the moral move in itself. At some point white men are going to have to stand up for themselves, before it's too late. I can't speak for the rest of these faggots, but unlike them I WON'T go quietly.
>>519764475You will never even have the balls to look a stranger in the eye, much less harm them. The only thing you possess that is more tangible than your shitty personality is your abject cowardice. The only imposition you will bring on anyone is the trouble of removing your sinking corpse after nobody notices you died.
>>519764661I wasn't replying to you, disgusting kike vermin. You should be glad you aren't saying that to me IRL.We'll make 109 into 110 and there won't be a 111.
>>51975171620 years.
did I hit another timelineI could have sworn he died
>>519764739>You should be glad you aren't saying that to me IRL.HAHAHAHAHA internet tough guy confirmed. Holy shit, that was too easy. You're such a fucking sad faggot.
>>519764919You did a VERY good job when you failed to deny that you're a kike. Thus we can confirm that your disgusting, rat-like behavior is 100% a result of this.
>>519764475yes and this amorality has been expressed by young men in many past theatres of war from the privteers that i menioned or the Yakuza who basically realized that they had to make their own side which young white men hav to realize. right now young white men are trying to reclaim christianity as a front against their enemies but as stated here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1SS1hZ05Aw) this will not work because it is a passive and non respected instituation that has done the same things to young white men as everyone else. morals are for the rich because its easy to be an angel in heaven much less when you look down the baqrrel of a gun every day not seeing a pathway to owning a home without beeing a debt slave, seeing women having life on easy mode while you rot, seeing every instituation bowing to everything except the life blood of a nation being the young men who fill the ranks of soldiers, does all the maintenance on society and stoically sees all of this and takes it on thechin every day. no, christianity is not the answer, yakuza or the privateers are the answer because these retards only understand consequences and with white men heavily squashed, they must band together, throw out all morals, and throw out all groups outside of young white men even if they are nice to them and they must utilize fear instead of silly apeasement
>>519765054no point in getting mad, again he comes from an old generation and this should be expected. im on here now cause im sick and sweating profusely so im killing time at the moment. normally i wouldnt be up
>>519765054>coping for the fact that he literally just did SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE FUCKER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSAnd you will die, alone, in pain, as an internet tough guy, never having posed an actual threat to anything bigger than a microwave burrito.
>>519765136>im on here now cause im sick and sweating profuselyThose kike hair pills sure are doing you a solid, lol
>>519765264>>519765202now i see, you just need some attention because ur a lonely old man. ur arguing with anything but the topics cause ur just trying to get those (you) well you go old man, enjoy it, i hope it calms you down
>>519765471>now i see, you just need some attention>40 PBTIDlol, lmao
>>519765070I agree anon. Only hatred and rivers of blood will save us now. Much like immigrant groups that faced discrimination started to form Mafias early on in US history, we too will soon have to form Mafias to protect our own interests.I do not expect most white men to be intelligent, aware, or have enough balls to do this. But I suspect that certain types will be up for it. Especially those with pre-existing rebellious tendencies, like Southerners.>>519765136He's a kike. The sneering behavior. Talking down to us like we're idiots. Advocating passivity in the face of destruction. Etc.>You won't do shitThese are the exact words they use. And if he weren't a kike, he wouldn't so brazenly try to incite us to anger, all the while not even attempting to deny what he is. Hubris is the Jew's greatest weakness and it's on full display ITT
>>519765616oh whats that? you need ANOTHER (you), man so needy today, heres another one herbert i hope it makes you feel better
>>519765645>And if he weren't a kike, he wouldn't so brazenly try to incite us to angerLMFAO so I'm now responsible for you playing internet tough guy, faggot?
>oh whats that? you need ANOTHER (you), man so needy today>41 PBTIDlol oh wow
>>519765645yeah i think about it everyday but white men would rather play checkers with each other than GO against the surrounding niggers. the push towards Christianity as the solution was so heart breaking when i saw it cause i knew it pushed back what has to be done like decades
Nothing like two faggots who have never done shit talking about how much they want to do shit and how angry they are that others aren't doing the shit they don't do. Nothing typifies "old and impotent" more profoundly.
>>519765773ohhhhh you need another (you), here you go mr jenkins. were having a conversation which is why all these threads are coming from me but i will never neglect the eldery that clearly needs attention , Another. you. for, you
>>519765894man so needy! again? i need some time to prepare these (yous) now open wide
>all these threads are coming from me >didn't make the threadHoly shit you are a burgeoning fountain of cretinous takes, newfag that doesn't even have the excuse of youth to justify your ignorance.
>>519765970another you! another one
Sheesh, lol
>>519766061at least you gave me more time mr jenkins, its very hard making all these (you) to keep you satisfied so you gotta give me breaks here and there. your (you) herbert, just how you like. i may have put alot of words in this but its good for your health to read
Found a picture of internet tough guy and the kike hair pill/cosmetic surgery salesman.
>keeps talking about how he's having a conversation>literally ignores the person he's supposedly conversing with because he's sperging out projecting his need for validation onto the person who called it out long ago
>>519766175man i cant keep up with ur neediness herbert, this is way too many (yous) and ur not even giving it back as i do not see a (you). yes i understand that you need them so why would you give them but its called gratitude, now heres (you), lets try a thank you (you) in return
>50 PBTID telling someone else about how desperate they are for attention
>>519766289if i dont see a thank you (you) for me i will be very disappoint herbert as i am giving you all the (you) ur asking for
>>519764315 congrats
>>519764315same 100% seriously just find a different cope if you have to to get yourself off it. 0 alcohol for years. i switched to 100% weed instead of alcohol (not saying that you have to, it's just what worked for me) and it's like the only way to go. alcohol is so bad. not smoking, not stinking. just THC gummies and the occassional vape. simple shit, extremely functional. no possibility of ODing, no true addiction (have to word it funny since it'll devolve into an argument otherwise - thc consumption induces no phsyical withdrawals when you stop)that's it. Caffeine, thc, and when i have good legal access i'll do shrooms again and some other safe psychedelics here and there if i'm interested. fuck opiods, fuck amphetamines, and fuck alcohol.
>>519751716Too much testosterone by his genes.
>>519751909it's so pathetic that this motherfucker was taking beer this entire time.
>>519753130You’re right that it finasteride will fuck with your hormones. But wrong that you can just eat better and your hair follicles will stop being affected by dht. You make it sound like every bald nigga alive just needed to eat better.
Where's the video with Mike matei and James wife where she's wearing the dressing gown?
>>519751716Kids and Time do that to you. To be fair, he doesn't look too bad for a 20 year different now.
>>519751716It's called aging.
>>519769424nah this is a myththe balding is due to the chemical reaction in the folicule and the test creates a slight acidic effect thus damaging the hairbasically its a condition where the folicule is damaged by the presence of testits not that having too much is the culprit,its it being present at all causes a chemical reaction.baldlet cope
>>519752204that type of humor is beyond boring at this pointcan only do the same act so many times before it gets stale
>>519751716Why don’t people age anymore
>>519751716This guy is how I discovered yt back in 08, someone at work told me about this guy who yells at old video games. Back then yt had rips of every single movie and TV show that you could think of. Couldn't upload more than like 30 min so movies where clipped into like 4 parts.
>>519751716Mmm, take a wild guess
>>519751716All the time in the cuck shed while April was fucking Cooper got to him
>>519771707>i'm bald cos i'm too much of a man!>not only do women want nothing to do with me, neither does my hair>i'm high T!!!>i'm also fat and never lifted in my life>too high T for that
>>519751716Goyslop. Vax obviously didn’t help.
>>519751716childhood is figuring out Bimmy's not a gamer adulthood is figuring out Bimmy's completely fucking retarded
>>519751716thats normal for nerds, they will always look like nerds
>>519757362He didn't, numbnuts, he's a ghost chaser now, makig videos on the sonichu medallion.
>>519751716I Remember this guy, the angry Nintendo gamer I used to watch his video on YouTube in the 08/09.
>>519751716Men hit the wall just as hard as women do. It just happens about a decade later for most.
>>519751716The glasses are extremely different.
>>519761781Sam Adam's is piss now. The best beers in the states in Dog Fish Head.
There's very little research into the illness behind being a collector.It's fascinating really. All that plastic, and for what? Superior preservation of the art can be achieved digitally. It makes no sense and yet they are compelled to collect. What happens when they collect everything they seek? They simply shift focus.
>>519773027probably some kind of OCDand companies know about it, obviously and tempt the fuck out of those types, by making things "LIMITED EDITION" or including special shit like a booklet or whatever items for the first edition...they are just preying on their customers' inability to recognize a scam
>>519751716>wtf man why do we get old
>>519773027It's not an illness, it's a hobby. People collect different shit, some just prefer evidence they collected something at all.>pussy>money>friends>clout>spare change in your sofa seats>steam backlog>muh plastic figuresLife is so god damned short anon. So short. Do what makes you happy. Personally, I collect memes.
>>5197517162 daughters will do that to your hair line.
>>519751716>>519751716>>519751716IF ONLY iDUBBBZ BENCHED THAT 225 HE WOULD BE SO MUCH STRONGER RIGHT NOW WITHOUT THAT ONLYFANS WHORE. KEK.
>>519764315>>519764315>>519764315NOT THE JUICE IT IS NOW ON THE LOOSE
>>519765264>>519765264>>519765264THANK GOD THE JEWS BROUGHT IN THE INDIANS THEY ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED THEY MADE THE NORMIES RACISTS AGAIN PRAISE HITLER TOTAL NORMIE DEATHWAVE
>>519765645>>519765645>>519765645HOW IS RUSSIA'S 4 YEAR JEWISH WAR IN UKRAINE ARE YOU WINNING YET MEIN SHILLANON XD
>>519752025It’s disgusting and for fags. Kill yourself by drowning in a trough of rolling rock you fag
>>519751716HIS HAIR IS GONNA STAY IN THE PAST
>>519751789The games that were current and cutting edge when he started are now dated and retro.
>he'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer... than take finasteride
What do you expect? He let a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
>>519775910>finasterideturns you into a mindbroken tranny
>>519751716young man vs middle aged man
>>519757775You do realize that genetics don't work the same for everyone right? You don't have bald gene, James does.
