Mate if your feeling down anxious friendless etcWhy don’t you just go down and have a few pints and meet some people. In me local pub guys piss in the sinks when they get drunk so no one gives a fuck really.Go out have a drink you will have fun and meet people
>>519768588What's the benefit of ingesting alcohol? I don't like lobotomizing myself and ruining my liver in the process
>>519768588>In me local pubyou think i'm a millionaire who can just spend 8€ on a 0,4 litre beer?
>>5197685885:25 am Saturday and I just took my first sip. Voodoo Ranger ipa 9% abv
>>519769014Minttu is cheap and good.
>>519768588I'm always feeling lonelyI'm always feeling blueShe was my one and onlyShe said she loved me tooBut now she's gone and left meJust like they always doNow I'm always full of miseryI don't know what to do....https://youtube.com/watch?v=4-ht3nhUXuk
Earlier this week, around 2:47 AM on a Wednesday morning, I was drinking my way through a case of Miller Lite and chain smoking pre-rolled medical grade when I had an epiphany....I grabbed my slingshot, exited the warm comfort of my dimly lit home, and decided to wage guerilla warfare on the niggers and illegal immigrants in my neighborhood. I didn't have a plan, per se, but I had a vision ...>VISION.mp4I called ICE on their 24 hour hotline and reported illegals living on government funding in a small house that was obtained through fraud by Chinese investors living in New York; whom I also reported to the FBI and SBI. I then started dropping pebbles from the neighbors' driveway onto the rooftops of the niggers' apartment complex, onto the tops of their vehicles, and likewise for the illegals in the area WITH MORTAR SHOTS angled from the darkest and thickest cover possible. >Wakey, wakey.exeWhile these creatures were starting to watch closely for signs of the next pebble strike and talk loudly into the cold night air, I stealthily made my way back home and into my back yard.>mid-evil times.ioI have a custom made catapult created from 2 x 4's, metal guide rods, several heavy resistance workout bands, and stainless steel hardware; with adjustable angles pre-marked of the hinges for quick target acquisition. It's capable of launching a whole brick a distance of approximately 100 yards at a 45 degree angle and half-bricks go even further. So, I've got my ammo ready (full and half bricks, under a tarp) and right as I unleash the first full brick towards the parking area of the nigger apartments, I hear a nigger shout "I'll fucking kill you!!!" >moment of silence>brick inbound>"Ayo, *unintelligible monkey noises*...>BOOM! DIRECT HIT!!That brick struck the rooftop of a shitty Dodge challenger and not only caved it in it but caught the top of the windshield as well. Chaos erupted and now my sides are being destroyed by uncontrollable laughter.
>>519768588Our ancestors have been drinking beer and smoking tobacco for thousands of years
>>519770341and the end result is you, a mutt golem niggercattle
>>519769014Spbp.It's insane how bad the prices are these days.
>>519768588Cheers cunts!
>>519769730Cont.The fun for that night ended there as the scanner indicated that police were coming to investigate multiple complaint calls. I placed my catapult inside the basement, covered my bricks with tarps and old pallets, and then went outside with my slingshot to see if there was any opportunity to drop a pebble or two onto the police cruisers and somehow make it seem as if the Mexicans had done it. I had my empty beer cans in a trash bag, a few brick in my backpack, and a vague plan. I crept over to the illegals yard, staying in the shadows and avoiding the ring cams on the street, to place the empty beer cans in their trash in a messy fashion where about five cans were on the ground, three cans were on top, and the bag with the remaining cans were hanging from the inside of the bin under the lid.I place a small brightly colored cup of pebbles nearby, with a handful of pebbles strewn out on the edge of their back porch and an old spray painted slingshot RIGHT IN PLAIN VIEW. I then stealthily made my way back into my own yard and took the best cover available for laughing a pebble into the street. I waited for the officers to exit their vehicles and start talking with the niggers. Then I launched the pebbles into the rear windshield of a cruiser and went inside to call the police. I reported that due to the commotion on the street, I had been watching from a window in a dark bedroom and I noticed "what appeared to be a man sneaking around at the Mexican's address - looked like he was trying to hide or something, not sure, just looked suspicious."Police come to the Mexicans address, find the slingshot and pebbles, see the empty beer cans, and start interrogations. THE ENTIRE MEXICAN FAMILY DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! And police have them outside in the cold wearing their pajamas while searching their house (illegally?). Several Google translations later, the police arrest the Mexican man. Destruction gov. Property.
>>519769187in a pub or a bar a small 4cl shot is like 4€
>>519769098Piss drinking nigger
>>519768978The benefits are lobotomizing yourself because the brain sad and getting a better liver because you make it work harder. It's a muscle and needs to be exercised. You don't want to be a liver dyel
Because I would rather sit inside and play KSP than go into my paki infested town to stand around loud people while wishing I would rather be at home.
>>519772556What do you mean? I just opened my 3rd. I just finished watching the movie Munchie (1992)
>>519769014Antisocial drinking is best. €8 for a 6-pack, get totally smashed playing vidya.
>>519772943>liver is a muscleburger education
I am drinking right now too mate
>>519773800lol
>>519773071I thought the pubs were still all natives and the pakis never went in them.
>>519777197Village pubs are still very traditional and native and I can't see that changing any time soon. Pubs in the city are not even worth your time.
>>519768588Why not? Because they're vaccinated and I'm not. Fuck them.
The price you pay in the long run is not worth it. Poisoning yourself to ease the pain of daily suffering removes you further from god and his grace. Virtue is the only way out as a man and he is granted his peace when he dies. The more you accept this the better your life will become. Stop drinking alcohol.
>>519768588Tried, only made an ass out of myself.
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>>519769730You are good anonI like you
