Political implications of finally defeating the norwood reaper?
>>519785661kek literally just killed the wall for men.
>>519785896>>519785661CHINAWARE IS NOT RELIABLE
>>519785927Sgt.Rodriguez its in Taiwan you can put down the shilling.
>>519785661I've been holding on to dear life with fin+mino for the last few years, only male in my family that still has hair past 25
>>519785661I have long hair even as a man. It grows fast too. I'm not sure how you haircels do it seems like praying to science for a cure is both grim and hilarious.
>>519786037>*Sgt. Rodriguez is in Taiwan and they told him he needs to have an elephant flag to hide that he's undercover in china. Fixed it for you. And congrats Sgt! You made it! No longer a private! Way to go!
>>519785661Bro, when does it hit the market?
>>519785661Next step is artificial uterus
1) it probably doesn't work on humans2) if it does it probably doesn't get approved 3) if it gets approved it'll take 20 years to hit the market
>>519785661They discover magic cure for balding every other year. I'll try it if it hits the shelves anytime soon but honestly not optimistic.
>>519787009you can run the trials on yourself if you don't want to wait 20 years"At postnatal week 8, when HFs are in telogen, we applied 7.5% sodium dodecyl sulfate (SDS) topically from days 0 to 3"here's the paper: https://www.cell.com/cell-metabolism/fulltext/S1550-4131%2825%2900397-3do share your results, please
>>519787009/thread
>>519786037>>519786476Taiwan and China, India and Pakistan, same shit
>>519785661That means more competition from ex-baldies. So not a good thing.
>>519785661What if I apply that to a girl's butt? Will hair grow on it?
>>519785661This is not likely to work in humans
>>519787794>We found that after skin injury, macrophages quickly infiltrate dermal adipose tissue, where they promote free fatty acid release from adipocytes via serum amyloid A3-dependent lipolysis, which, in turn, promotes hair regrowth.Baldfags have been doing microneedling for decades.It works but not super well.
>>519787794>sodium dodecyl sulfateThis lyses cells tho and it's already in soaps and shampoos. Wtf if anything this is probably what's been lead to mpb lmao
>>519788200**leading
>>519788125Works well if you have the pocket change.
>>519787009Bro. Just tell Trump. He'll warpspeed it
>>519786217Same xD
Whatever company commercializes this tech first, will be the first +10 trillion dollar company and the value will be justified with real revenue.
>>519785661>Our serum helps with getting fast-replicating cells like hair!Turbo-cancer when?
>>519788290My guy, that's a hair transplant.
>>519788383I think if you gave the average bald man a choice of getting their hair back for their entire life savings plus house they'd do it
>>519788432Yeah i know.
>>519786037Glowie post
>>519788200> This lyses cells tho and it's already in soaps and shampoos. the study seems to suggest that the damage activates a mechanism of hair follicle regeneration:"Furthermore, HF regeneration induced by SDS and C18:1 was inhibited by SR18292..."
>>519785661>only costs ten thousand dollars
>>519785661Yea, it's called Eclipta Alba and it's already been on the market because it's a natural herb.It's even more effective than fin/minoxhttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18478241/
>>519785927then where the fuck are American made miracle solutions like this? where tf are American made microchips? i'd gladly buy those if they would exist.
>>519786037Fucking kek
>>5197870094) if it does hit the market, it will be b& in most countries because of health (((concerns)))5) if it does hit the market and is not b& everywhere because of (((reasons))), it will be exceptionally expensive so only really rich fags may afford itas usual they are only trying to combat the symptomps not the actual reasons and causes (microplastics everywhere, radiation from phones, internet, radio, trafos ect, hormonal disruptors in air water and food)
>>519785661anyone who has followed "medical breakthroughs" on media should know by now that curing shit on mice is a fucking meme and it almost never leads to anything in humans. particularly balding because mice don't fucking suffer from male pattern baldness. even fucking faggot redditors are smart enough to laugh at this shit.what a surprise only /pol/ is retarded enough to think this means anything.
>>519788676I don't believe it
I've been shaving my head for the past 15 years just because I'm tired of wasting time and money getting haircuts.My coworker paid $40 just to "touch up" his hair, fucking ridiculous.
>>519788676Looks like they forgot to shave the control on day 12.
>>519789442I take a hair trimmer and give my self a buzz cut because a) money saved b) nothing else would look good. Also been doing that for 15 years.
>>519789954I give myself a buzz cut because I don't like interacting with hair dressers.
Have you bald niggers considered your shit genes need to die out?
>>519789022I very rapidly developed Norwood IIIa hair loss in my late 20's. Almost overnight.Then I quit drinking alcohol, eating seed oils and shampooing regularly and started microneedling and it's been stable for several years.Idk if my actions affected it or it's all genetic and my scalp was preprogrammed to lose this much hair
>>519789022Forgot to post the chart
>>519790195its honestly probably becuase you were mean to indians online
>>519790296That was before I got red pilled on the JeetQ
Does it also give cancer?
>>519790188This is anti-white hate speech, please delete
>>519790296>>519790586He meant first nation indians, they SCALPED you
>>519790195reducing inflammation can help slightly slow balding down by making the scalp healthier and improving blood flow to.the follicles, along with microneedling, but usually these are not enough to stop balding alone, maybe you just hit your genetic endgame. Clint Eastwood also stopped balding at around nw3, way before any drugs were available.
Who cares, nobody here is going to afford this. We live in the "sell lesser seats for more money" phase of capitalism.
>>519785661How come scientists can’t never find a pill or cream to make your cock bigger? You would think the Chinese would try to find the cure for small penis but instead they waste their fucking time with hair loss!
>>519790942why didnt they do that with ozempic?
>>519785661It will be available in just two more weeks >>519789022Did the balding graincel romans have 5G towers eating their hairlines too?
>>519785661>chink hair creamthis is just a seinfeld episode
>>519785661My hairline receded when I was like 19, 20, to about a norwood 2. Hasn't gone any further back since then and I'm 32 now. It fucking sucks. Makes my already large forehead look bigger, and I can't style my hair in certain ways. Better then going bald I guess, but I just want to not have to worry about it. I'd pay through the nose for something that ends this shit, fuck male pattern baldness, it's a curse.
>>519791039Ozempic was notorious for being only a richfag drug, even now I don't know anyone personally or locally that uses it even though most of the population is still fat as fuck.
>>519790231III chads report in
>>519785661We need to start shaming all men who get this treatment. How will women know what ugly chuds you are if you can fix your baldlet genes. This isn't good for eugenics and the future of the species
>>519791189jewgle says its 1k usd per month without insurance. isnt that pennies to the american middle class? you guys always say you earn a lot more than europeans do, over there. besides you just need to use it for a year or so and then maintain a healthy weight.
>>519785661This is bald genocide.
>>519785661it will cost as much as ozempic
>>519791362why not ban all healthcare with the same line of reasoning? if you need antibiotics to survive an infection maybe you were just destined to die chud.
>>519785661just wait until kikes get their hands on it and charge 10k dollars per portion of that stuff
>>519791189Fat fucks don't need big pharma drugs. They just gotta stop following the FDA food pyramid. I started keto diet 3 months ago and already lost 15lbs.I'm eating primarily beef, eggs and avocadoes and don't ever feel hungry
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>>519785896topical finasteride works well enough for me. No sides at all. but I'm looking forward to not have to be worried about contaminating things with it. It's pretty dangerous for women in fertile age
>>519787009more likely it works on humans but make you grow hair everywhere or somethingthey had trials on regrowing your teeth. But nothing seems to have came out of this.
>>519791649it isnt dangerous for women at all. but a fetus must not be exposed to it.
>>519791414>american middle classThe what now? Majority of Americans are straight up poor with less than $500 in their savings. Nobody is slinging $1000 a month on vanity drugs except the elite class.
>>519791780hence why I said "fertile"meaning being pregnant or not knowing they're pregnant. I'm guessing it's not amazing when it gets on a toddler either
>>519791069no, they had yids poisoning their wellsand pipes made out of lead>>519790195well, americans are being experimented on on the largest scale there is, so one really cant have any real argument for or against anything over there. and surely some of the substances are getting to canada and mexico too
>>519785661I legit thought the mouse head was a basedjack
>>519791649A coworker told me he tried both fin and min. One didn't work and the other worked but gave him chest pain and heart palpitations so he had to stop.
>>519788812The US outsources all of that to Israel, remember that Netanyahoo literally has a covid vaccine syringe encased in glass in his office like a trophy.
>>519791793The top 10% of americans are millionaires and thats over 30 million mostly out of shape people so yea thats a large market base
>>519789442>>519789954>>519790052Don't even know if I'm losing my hair and I don't care. Rise up, boys.
>>519785661Another male desperation grift that works 1-5% better than the previous lifetime-subscription scam.After over a millenium of christianity-induced dysgenic fertility, a lot of men have shit genes that can't be fixed with a topical solution, but people will pay for the hope anyways.
>>519785661Thanks for sharing, bald and fat reporting in.
>>519790052same. shit is gay. also imagine caring about your hair like a woman.
>>519787794I bet you can do the same with myrrh and olive oil.
>>519792052>After over a millenium of christianity-induced dysgenic fertilityThere were baldoids in ancient Rome too dumbass. Historically men reproduced before they started balding so it wasn't relevant in female mate selection.It's only more of an "issue" now because of the delayed age of marriage and reproduction in modern societies.Actually NOW is the time it's more likely to be selected out of the gene pool
>>519792085Making a medical operation of transplantation and eating pills like candies is too high a cost for this shit.
>>519786217I'm young and have long af hair and it's basically my only ticket into pussy atm. I will kill myself if i end up bald
>>519792299Historically especially prior to christianity men got wives usually 25+ and were usually celibate prior unless they had slaves to rape lol. It is literally true that christianity forcing retarded 14 year olds to get married to eachother is why manlets weaklings and baldoids exist now
>>519788632That's interesting because this specific chemical is used in laboratory reageants and is a surfactant that's basically an irritant.I don't know I'll have to look at that study specifically and there would have to be a study showing how this chemical affects dht in humans because mice hairs aren't DHT dependant because it sounds like sds is just a ting like a controlled irritant rather than a DHT modulator.
>>519792854DHT dependent follicles do not drop out hair in one moment, it goes for dozens of years.
>>519792606Historylets are so funny.
>>519793688Spaghettinigger whose country pays migrants more per day than Austria pays their native unemployed thinks christianity has nothing to do with that retarded kind of generosity and suicidal care for the "poor".
>>519791649> topical finasteride works well enough for me. No sides at all.but I'm looking forward to not have to be worried about contaminating things with it. It's pretty dangerous for women in fertile ageRemember they pay these motherfuckers 7000 dollars to say these things
>>519793688https://bmcr.brynmawr.edu/2006/2006.05.29/I'm not sure which person you're calling the historylet but what I'm saying is corroborated by virtually every ancient european source, and as you will find in the article, the only people who married e.g. 12 year old girls to 16 year old boys were usually illiterate barbarian niggers (as they do today!)
>>519785661>NaturalInb4 (((big pharma))) shuts it down and substitutes it with it's own 100% "safe and effective" mrna version.
>>519785661it grows hair in 20days and cancer.
