Is it true that India has a poo-poo holiday where they doo-doo on your hads and draw intricate designs and then run around and fling it at people and piss on each other's feet while screaming "doody poopy doody pee! pee pee poo poo doody poo! doody poopy doody pee! pee pee poo poo doody poo!" over and over and then they shove their fists up their asses and grab fistfuls of doo doo and shove it down each others throats and then piss everywhere on the floor (im pretty sure it is true but just asking for clarification)
