Jamaica is about to be wiped off the map by our girl, Melissa.
>projected as a 160mph cat 5 directly into Kingston This is not Jammin
>>519814458A hurricane warning is in place for Jamaica, and a hurricane watch for the southwestern peninsula of Haiti and parts of Cuba, including Granma, Santiago de Cuba, Guantanamo, and Holguin."I would urge all my fellow citizens, now is the time to be prepared," Jamaican Prime Minister Andrew Holness said during a press conference in Kingston, adding that the "entire Jamaica will be impacted" for multiple days.
>>519814458Rolling for TND
>>519814734No need to roll because this is definitely happening.
>>519814692>multiple days.This is about to crtl-Z the entire island 100 years. Everything that wasnt built by the cruise ship industry is about to get launched into the Caribbean
>>519814458/r9k/ told me this was going to the Gulf coast. Did they lie to me?
>>519815041yes
>>519814458BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!Bertha missed them last time but Melissa will give us TOTAL NIGGER DEATH!
8pm update 100mph nowExpecting 2-4 feet of rain, better bring a towel mon.
>>519815041Yes. Gulf and the Carolinas got really lucky this year with every major storm being pushed out to the Atlantic to die. Same winds that are currently dragging melissa directly into Jamaica in the chart. It's fucking insane that literally every storm just goes Cat-5 now. Al Gore was onto something
>>519814458Hope it sinks the entire island somehow.
>>519814458Bomboclat!!!!
>>519815294Rassssclat!!!
Eye starting to form, probably visible tomorrow.>>519815366This is kind of like Dorian, it's stuck in a trough and can't go anywhere yet and happens to be an in environment with little to no wind shear so pressure drops like a rock.
>>519814458Rolling for total Jamaica death
>>519815529Good chance the eye wall slams into Kingston.Totally fucked.
>>519815837According to Jeff, no one in Kingston has evacuated. They evacuated a small town to the west of it in anticipation of that being the landfall site, but that's not guaranteed so if it shifts east it's gonna be biblical
>>519816031>no one in Kingston has evacuatedOh lawdy...The worse part of the storm is to the east of the eye.It's going to turn into Haiti very quickly with catastropic flooding.
>>519815725What's wrong? Got cucked Mon?
>>519815366>It's fucking insane that literally every storm just goes Cat-5 now. Al Gore was onto somethingEvery storm now is measured with sophisticated doppler radars at all levels and Air Force hurricane hunters are flying through multiple times a day when they start getting big even when they are nowhere near the US. You're going to have more Cat5's than when surface anemometers on Caribbean shitholes were the main source of wind info.
>>519816031You cant really evacuate from a city of 1 million properly on an hilly island with a lot of greenery and agriculture. I heard something about them having 900 shelters. Anyways, the buildings are mostly concrete so I am less worried about wind and more about surge in a few areas and obv mudslides and flooding
>>519816406>You cant really evacuate from a city of 1 million properly on an hilly island with a lot of greenery and agriculture.Or when it's full of niggers. Right before Katrina hit the NOLA niggers were out partying and getting drunk/high when mandatory evacuation orders were in place and lines of busses were sitting empty. Then it was white man's fault when thousands of them died.
Based Jeff did an on the ground report a little bit agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNZ27S7gXg4
>>519816406>Anyways, the buildings are mostly concreteJamaican concrete*
>>519816368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaFPB1iLviI&list=RDYaFPB1iLviI&start_radio=1Just feel glad you dodged this one.
>>519816031At the end of his stream, he said that the government was evacuating the Kingston coast now too
>>519814458I had a dozen girlfriends named sweet Melissa, and they all packed a punch fren. RIP to everything that gets in her way, especially if she's on the rag.
>>519814458Good. Maybe she'll finish what Gilbert started in 1988.
>>519816554Hey nigger, I was in New Orleans (Metairie) when that happened. Evacuation orders were placed the day before. I left at like 3 AM, hours before they dropped. Evacuation was fucking insane after the orders dropped.
Jamaican bros can stay chill, Melissa is a nothingburger. So far the only casualty is a kid who went out to swim despite the warnings.Follow your evacuation protocols and you'll be golden.
>>519816554Looting is to do when you're in another city. I still hate Celine Dion to this day for her bullshit on CNN after Katrina. Fuck her and fuck Canada, especially Quebec.
>>519816998max cope. nobody comes out unscathed from a cat 4 or 5.
>>519814734They're like cockroaches. You can never get rid of them all.
>>519816565
>>519816844They'd be foolish not to.
JAMAICAN ME CRAZY MON
Oh lawdy
>>519817352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkzQd_pEsvU
COOL RUNNINGS HERMES
>>519817478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRsLtcsFGW4
>>519816743We are strategically situated to never get fucked. Eat shit Yankee boy.
>>519816031You guys are expecting too much. In 2019 Dorian sat on the Bahamas for 3 days with 185 mph winds and only managed to kill 74 niggers. The Bahamas are about 6 inches above sea level.
>>519817670>yankee
>>519817826I'm hopeful for flooding and landslides.If they behave like niggers it will get bad quickly with no water and power.Lot more people stuck on that island.
I'm watching the Television JamaicaOne commercial was all "Let's save Jamaican kids from poor foods in schools like chips and drinks with high fructose corn syrup"Next commercial: "New KFC Doritos Zinger burger!!!!"
>>519814458On, the season isn't completely canceled. Yeah, this will be completely devastating for Jamaica.
>>519817826well the difference there is those islands had like a thousand Bahamians living there, this is millions of people
I hope we get some good livestreams.
>>519819143Blue Shed Man is in Kingston, so at least we'll have him
>>519819143this site has some livestream of Jamaicahttps://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/jamaica/middlesex-county/may-pen/may-pen.html
weatherfags are as bad as economyfags. NO good predictions, all hype. see you in Jamaica in a few weeks, party will still be happening
>>519819215>Blue Shed Man is in KingstonWho dat?
got SW motion now, this shall get very interesting very fast. It will be the most intense storm to ever hit the Island by a mile. This will be worse than Maria was for PR as at least PR had American support.
>>519819258Jeff Piotrowski
I bet Reed Timmer is too much of a pussy to get on a plane and head to Kingston.
>>519814458
this nigga will be streaming ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JixO6Q8Z2R4
>>519814458another $87324067 in aid coming to !(you)
RIP ganja season 2025
Greater chance of haiti flooding.I'm sure warlord bbq is cloesly monitoring the situation.
>>519814458>fish stormLiteral nothingburger
>>519819698No way in hell I'd go to a nigger hovel during a natural disaster.
>>519814458Possible hypercane?
Livestream of this HISTORIC hurricane!https://www.youtube.com/live/BdgGTVDeH54
>>519822118I don't think they have enough ammo unlike Florida to divert the path.
>>519814458bum ba klart>>519819355lol combined with Melissa releasing hurricussy juices on nogz of bam bo klaat mandem it will be a tnd eventPlus I predict she’ll reach 180mph some of the deepmind ens have that for their top end outcomes
>>519822809There is no reason for Malissa to not reach sub 910 MB before landfall.
>>519821686You were a month too late you utter klartYou are probably referring to this wetback who couldn’t landfall because of the wall
>>519822961The hafsa and hafsb nailed it a few days agoDon’t know why they dialed down ngl
Think there will be a comfy stream by tornado paigey tomorrow of this
>>519821908probable
>>519823129Models (even storm models) tend to not perfectly get storm formation accurately, and now that it has something, they tend to underestimate intensification even at their level of detail. We've seen a number of time where the storms do out-perform the models.
>>519823398Kek Milton mogged even hafsa to the slums of Tampa Since deepmind has 170 mph I am gonna forecast a peak of 180 mph +Don’t know why the NHC are being utter cucks
>>519817826Nah Mel will drown more niggs this time Plus she’s gonna sideswipe Haiti not just JamaicaAnything that floods Haiti guarantees a high death tollIf you look at Gordon 94, Jeanne 04, etc
>>519823538Pretty sure they're "doing it for free" right now because they're not getting paid
>>519823129>889
>>519824075kek
How many cats do we have currently?
>>519824727could very well be a 3 by the next updoot
>>519823538NHC is, for once, more bullish than even the models. Whoever trump hired obviously put some sense into the department. THEY ARE FORCASTING A CAT 5 IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025!>FORECAST VALID 26/0600Z 16.7N 75.9WMAX WIND 100 KT...GUSTS 115 KT.>FORECAST VALID 26/1800Z 16.7N 76.5WMAX WIND 115 KT...GUSTS 140 KT.>FORECAST VALID 27/0600Z 16.7N 77.2WMAX WIND 135 KT...GUSTS 165 KT.>FORECAST VALID 27/1800Z 16.9N 77.6WMAX WIND 140 KT...GUSTS 170 KT.>FORECAST VALID 28/0600Z 17.6N 77.4WMAX WIND 130 KT...GUSTS 160 KT.
BOMBOCLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT
>SQUARE EYEWALL
>>519825248All these squares make a circle
>Already got 150 MPH winds 100 feet above the surface.Awesome, now this will take a little time to mix down but still.
At this point they might as well just retire the whole letter M
>>519815011>This is about to crtl-Z the entire islandNo, it crtl-C crtl-P them into the US
>>519825962Jamaica isnt puerto rico
bros on monday im flying into RSW fort myers - will there be any weather impact for me? dont wanna fly into crazy turbulence from a hurricane
>>519826006And that's why Haitians are killing and eating cats and dogs right? All caribs are the same.
>>519826006bullshit, our niggerloving government won't be able to ship them in fast enough
>>519824727THREE CATS
>3ft of rain
>>519825574embedded mesovorticies chud
>>519826130the Chesapeake is fucked
>>519825962There won't be any left. They're getting a cat-4+ hurricane for over two days. There's going to be dead bodies upon dead bodies.
>>519826133And for no reason at all here's a chart of the 100 year flood plains
>>519826262>There's going to be dead bodies upon dead bodies.floating to Florida to respawn
>>519826262The UK feels sorry for these jungle monkeys because colonialism, they will be flying them in and giving them charity by the boatload. It won't be our problem even though (D)'s will be screaming racism when they are all dying.
>>519825102SHE JUST BECAME A MAJOR LMAO
>>519826330Niggers can't swim, boyo. These guys are fucked. Anyone in Jamaica or Haiti is about to get Jokulhaups'd into oblivion.
>>519826330Cubans can make rafts out of anything.
>>519825248that means it's powerful right?
>>519825102>>519825195Also we already had 2 prior cat 5s earlier this year. Erin and a wetback beaner
>>519814458USA is safe. Houston checking in.
>>519826319This is a 1000-year event just straight up.
>Storm surge prediction is 15ft
>>519815041Yes. We have fronts rolling through. Gulf coast is clear this year.
>>519826489 Means it is very intense and is intensifying rapidly, might see cat 5 by morning tomorrow. Reminder that we still have till Tuesday morning (or 72 hours) before landfall)
>>519826525>Houston checking in.ya, the government will do you the same as they did in Katrina. They'll feel bad for these niggers and ship what the Clinton's don't rape to you
>>519826380I don't think you appreciate what's about to happen down there. The Caribbean is about to wash these people into Davy Jones locker. It's not making landfall until Tuesday. It's biblical flood tier.
>>519826525I was born in Houston. Went back when I was 22 for a job interview and swore I would never go back to that nigger-infested malarial pile of shit again as long as I live. Good luck anon.
>>519826612No wonder previous category 5s this year were named after illegals
>>519815725Admirable but I want total Tampa death
>>519825962I hate to be that person, but it's ctrl+V to paste, not ctrl+PP is to print
Jamaica's top engineers are working hard protecting vital infrastructure
>>519826688Where do you think all the NOLA niggers moved after Katrina? the city lost 400k people after Katrina.
>>519826731At least Melissa would facilitate tnd
>>519826731We had total tampa death last year. It's New Orleans turn again.
>>519826424UH OH
>>519816907>I had a dozen girlfriends named sweet Melissa, and they all packed a punch fren.Doubt
>>519814458There are worse ways to go.
>>519826763Most of them slowly trickled back in.
>>519826731We all did...
>>519817922Have you ever seen the beach?
>>519820022Nigger
>>519826871still short like 200k from the greater metro though.
>>519826914Tampa got fucking slammed. It just has first world infrastructure and isn't loaded with nigs as you people seem to think. If you want a Katrina-tier happening it has to be Houston, NO, or the Carolinas. Water just flows out of Tampa, or really any city in Florida.
>>519826921yes
>>519824727All of them
>>519826763This was 2001-2002. Katrina niggers were a feverish nightmare.
>>519827022I left New Orleans like 12 years ago and try not to concern myself with the place.
>>519827074That's assault and cattery!
>>519827099They were rough when a few came to Mobile and Prichard is still uninhabitable because of them.
Nigger iq
>>519827253Dammit Carlos!
>>519827042We will not be hot in my lifetime. I can say with confidence.
>>519827266The one good thing is gun rights, castle doctrine, and just shooting niggers in general got enshrined into law after that fiasco.
That was fast
>>519827615Is this the fastest tropical storm to eyewall RI in recorded history?
>>519814458>it makes a 120* turn to avoid the us fleet in the gulfdarpa or mandate from heaven, you decide
>>519826427ya got me. but they will copy paste print these motherfuckers in the US. Don't buy the border shutdown crap
>>519827754Not yet, We will know soon. Fastest is around 4 MB/HR with Wilma. You can also use the pressure drop in a 24 hour period which was Wilma dropping 97 MB. In order to break either of those, we would needed to go sub 900 MB AND possibly even break the Wilma pressure record to reach it at this rate. I was mainly commenting on it's structure but pressure is also dropping like a rock right now but nothing unforeseen in this situation, about 2 MB an hour.
>>519826737Earlier today all the niggers in Kingston were still just dancing and partying on the street
SE Houston is getting hammered rn by rain, We need it.
>>519826772Good point
>>519827027It needed to land north of the bay to flood pinellas/clearwater/st. pete.Lot of niggers in Broward, that could use a cat 5 probably more.
>>519826833lies. they can never swim, swimming is mostly finesse, gliding through the water, all they can do is fight the water until their muscles fatigue
>>519827754Otis also went from TS to Cat 5 in like 12 or 18 hours
>>519827356Reminds me of the feather niggers out west that put tires on their roofs to hold them down.
THREAD SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TadZubd0YSoONE WEEK WITHOUT FUCKING SUNCURAZAO UNDERWATER LMAO
>>519827982should've been doing swim lessons
>>519814458Will anything of value be lost?
>>519828254rare
>>519828046Even if that happened you still wouldn't get total tampa death. Pinellas has storm drains you can drive a car through. You'd get television footage of flooded neighborhoods, then weeks of videos of people tearing down drywall and boating around. Tampa isnt New Orleans. It's not gonna instantly become the congo if there's some bad flooding. If you want TND, tampa is not your city. It's also fully MAGA now so it's basically /pol/ irl
>>519827027>isnt loaded with nigsI used to work utilities in florida. Theres some fucking bad areas in florida but the tampa ghettos was the only place where everyone I ever worked with at that job always got together for a meeting before getting started "no matter what never leave everyone elses line of sight". No shit if someone needed to go around a corner to work everyone would stop and reposition to form a line of sight chain.
All their leaders and officials are mixed race.
>>519828410Basically Ft. Myers, it was kino footage before and after the storm.
>>519828410But 20–25-foot storm surge into the area would be historic in terms of just how much it will fuck up the area. Let's not sit here and say they have an answer for storm surge in any capacity. the Hospital right there in downtown only has a meme wall that goes up to 10 feet. That type of situation would be Katrina levels of surge convergence.
Does Jamaica have Latinos too? What even is this guy?
>>519828544>lookner on the caseYep, it's habbenin...
sustained winds of 170 with gusts over 200 mph, possible.
>>519828871Daylight com and we wan go SURF'S UP!
They're evacuating gitmohttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/us/politics/guantanamo-bay-hurricane-melissa-evacuations.html
>>519814458it's gonna wipe more niggers into the zUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA&list=RDGC_mV1IpjWA&start_radio=1This will be Jamaica in a few days.
>>519828676The Taíno lived in Jamaica first, he looks like one
>>519829222pretty sure they killed them off.
>>519829249The genetics survive, though the culture is dead
>>519829008>It canceled Friday night’s premiere of the new Bruce Springsteen biopic, “Deliver Me from Nowhere,” shut down the bay to pleasure boating and diving and closed the nine-hole golf course.IT'S OVER!!!>Those leaving were told they could be housed in Florida for up to two weeks before returning.Ruh roh, so who's going to tell them?
>>519828475That's the ghetto. Don't go in the ghetto. Still majority white people and almost exclusively white if you have a little bit of money and can live in a trendy area outside of the hood or god forbid Pinellas park. >>519828610It still wouldn't be Katrina because Tampa Bay residents are not niggers. There would be evacuations, sheltering, and then a lengthy rebuild process as blackrock swoops in to buy up all the boomer's beach front property for cheap. Tampa doesnt have Katrina-kino potential. Tampa is above sea-level for one. It also has very tough infrastructure with all the new development.
Eye is starting to form.
Jamaica is the top exporter of bauxite to the US, which means the price of aluminum is going to go up, and soft drink manufacturers are going to use it as an excuse to double prices again.
>>519829556Well when you say "Katrina" You're probably thinking of New Orleans. When I say Katrina, I think Port St. Louis. The picture you're seeing is the result of about 20 feet of surge, though in Gulfport's case, there's a little embankment which sits about 1000 feet from the coast, In Tampa's case, they do not really have this embankment, there's ALOT more people within that surge area, and generally most of the businesses that people use. We're not talking NOLA Kino, we're talking just there being such destruction in the surge that the downtown is basically unhabitable for months from things like debris, mold, and so on. You're not going to see people crying on roof tops but you'll see ~50-70k people in that situation simple not have a house to return to with another ~300k who will need to demo their house. and then from there another ~400k who will have to just abandon their home because it is repairable but home insurance in Florida has since collapsed in this situation and so they just have to sell the property or leave it abandoned. So that's about a 3rd of the entire metro who will be completely fucked. NOLA Katrina was instant and gratifying, but this situation would be a less exciting but much more fucked situation because of just the pure Destruction.
>>519816368>uncommon
>>519829556>Katrina-kino potentialI miss those days. Katrina was peak pre-smartphone internet days. Dead niggers everywhere and normies watching tv crying about it.
>>519814458Why dont they ever give Hurricanes black names? Its always white or mexican names when will we get Hurricane Quaneesha?
>>519830249>Jamaica is the top exporter of bauxite to the USi didn't think that would be true based on their size, but they really do account for most of the US bauxite imports.
>>519830770There actually is a debate about that if you research it. Some niggers want stupid nigger names and others think it's racist to name deadly storms after niggers.
hurricane discord:/nCvFswcb
>>519830885I think probably niggers are too fragile to have hurricanes named after them
The Prime Minister of Jamaica told the people putting cinder blocks on their roofs to put sandbags instead.
On another note, the path Malissa has taken is just so wanky
>>519831148that sounds like good advice. it will keep the hurricane from blowing their roof off.
>>519831280I don't think adding sand bags to their barely-affixed tin roofs are going to hold against any category of hurricane force winds.
WTF THEY CANT EVEN BUY 1 BAG OF CRACKERS AND NOW A FUCKING HURRICANE IS GOING TO KILL THEM OMG
MY GOD
>>519831450He actually said buy a bag from a crack whore.
I have been to Jamaica three times, different resorts. Always had a good time.Kingston is going to be fucked. It's going to be an actual death pit. The amount of poverty is extreme. Better nail down your tin walls well my niggas.
>>519831219i hope they take out all the catholic churches.
>>519831593It will be the entire island, including your resort. Maria Levels of complete Island fuckery but way WAY worse.
>SUB 960 MB!SUB 960 MB!>SUB 960 MB!SUB 960 MB!>SUB 960 MB!SUB 960 MB!
>>519831593>Better nail down your tin walls well my niggas.Reported this post to Ottawa. Perhaps a spell behind bars will cure your racism.
>>519831514>>519830770LOL see! This would be the perfect hurricane to give a black name the hurricane is literally all black
>>519831514
MELISSA is going straight up the Chesapeake! Torontofag is INDUBITABLY FUCKED!!!!
>>519831797>>519831834cleaner microwave
>>519830368the katrina threads were something fucking else lel.
>>519831514220 totally bitchin (Kino)'s?
>>519831951You are either the oldest of oldfags or full of shit/pol/ didnt exist and im pretty sure /news/ didnt even exist then>The fucking captcha spelled AHSG
>>519831869
Its got that classic skull shape like Maria had now
130 MPH at the surface!
>>519832103I was on /b/ when that shit went down. It was where I learned about the nig looters getting gunned down by whites. A full on race-war happened and many thousands of the niggers ended up dead. Aerial filming wasn't allowed because NatGuard had Blackhawks keeping news choppers out of those areas to see the carnage. The whites even turned police and the guard away because they tried a gun confiscation on them and got BTFO.
>>519832271dude, stop
2.839 million JamaicansI would bet that thousands are going to die, unfortunately.
>>519832261So what are we thinking the death toll is going to be. They're so fucked lol. I can't stress the amount of poverty there is, literal tin walled shacks as houses. I have thankfully never been to Kingston but I imagine it looks like their other smaller cities. Looking grim.Guess I'll have to risk my next vacation in Mexico with the cartels.
>>519832261So it's cat 4 already.
>>519832677500-1000, and about 90% of it will be in the interior due to flash flooding.
>>519832764Probably, or close. I mean it did drop 10 MB in 2 hours so...
>>519832784I'd wager higher. Factor in potential long term power outages and supply chain issues. This will be an interesting hurricane, thought 2025 was going to be a bust but HERE WE FUCKING GO. Strap the fuck in and enjoy the show I guess.
>>519832957Bust for America anyway.
>>519832957IN THE SHADOW OF HAITI WHERE THE NIGGERS LIEONE CANE TO RULE THEM ALLONE CANE TO FIND THEMONE CANE TO BRING THEM ALLAND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEMIN THE SHADOW OF HAITI WHERE THE NIGGERS LIE
each pass is about an hour between. Insane Intensification that's happening right now.
>>519833559still a cat 3
I'll be asleep within the next 3 hours by the next update, but hopefully it'll be cat 5 when i wake up.
rolling for massive landslides
>>519826733Checked, was gonna post this>>519815011CheckedMore like Ctrl w
>>519833650That's the advisory 2 hours ago, it's probably gotten to 130 MPH winds by now if not when the Sonde read 115 knots at surface in NE quad.
>>519833805check the time stamp again
>>519833883Those readings aren't real time, that's from when the plane was in the hurricane, like 2 hours ago
>>519833781It's going to be a bit damp.
>>519833978>>519833883No, he's right, they just released the 2 am early. But still, it's probably borderline cat 4 as we speak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8XQ5e7NvwI wonder if the flat bridge will make it this time. I remember watching them unclog it the last go around.
>>519834032it's like Kensington Ave, but with dogs.
We have an eye, pretty clearly going to open up soon
Which hurricane was that again when we were all captivated at how retardedly they were unclogging the flat bridge?
Damn, that hurricane has such good shape.
>>519826094That's because Biden & kamala kept the borders open and kike NGO's funneled noney to corps that played radio & tv ads encouraging them to cone to USA for free gibs and high paud jobs. Who sold packages with coyotes from drug cartels to smuggle them across the border. Giving instructions to other nations where ro fly ibto south/latin america to walk with caravans to the USA border. Or for the rich ones, they provided busses directly to the final town on the mexico border- the ones with designer bags/clothes/iphonesThe haitians eating cats helped trump with debates. Since a 911 call came in jours before one debate, the one where dems tried to claim he was racist and naking shit up. But conservative MSM played rhe 911 call and showed pics of haitians carrying dead pets, park swans and showed pics of cats on backyard barbecues
>>519826380They've been independent since 1962, Britain shall not give one flying fuck. Tell them to go complain to Marcus Garvey.
>>519834768Is Bermuda still yours? Bermuda coinage has the queen.
>>519834921https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_realm
>>519835028>>519834921Technically Bermuda is still under the UK "directly" so its not a Commonwealth member
>>519834921It's (technically) a self-governing British Overseas Territory. Which basically means we forgot about it already, but would be on the hook for aid if it got flattened, I guess. desu, I'd completely forgotten the Bermudans, as prob. has the UK Govt.
>>519826319Time to flood those wypipo hating rastas into those flood plainFUN FACT:Rastafarianism is unironically based upon kike-ismSince the father of rasta was taught by a kike how to hate goyim wypipo, as the cause of all of tbeir problems & to hold grudges against the "wypipo" who were their slave masters(ie kikes but groids are too stupid to tell the diff btwn kikes and Whites)
>>519835088>>519835118Bermuda seems awesome. The Hawaii of the Atlantic.
>>519826737Kek I love how parts of that 2 bag tall dandbag mountain are only 1 bag tall, and doesn't extend far before zero tall. Luckily for them, water doesn't simply rush over the lowest point of 4" tall & only travels in the direction of where there's actually sandbags . Let alone that the plywood randonly leaning agaibst a fence and sidewalk is toootally gonna hold and not move with 180mph winds or anything. Maybe someone should tell them to ziptie the plywood to the gate...or the sidewalk curb...Poor doggo in blue circleHe has to live with niggers Bro just wants to end it all
>>519831219It feels like another "weather war" path where it looks like two countries with weather control have each been fighting with it
>>519827901Why use a memefag in a TND 5 cats thread?
>>519834768>Britain shall not give one flying fuck.I admire your optimism. Kudos.
>>519829344GET THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS OUT OF MY STATE!!!!They gonna eat all mi tendies!!!!
>>519836112it's tradition, confederate meteorologist has been here forever
>>519831148KekGood thing that 180mph winds that blow off roofs, can't launch cindwrblocks and sandbags thru windows and walls as projectiles
>>519820022those girls all look very distressed
>>519834487Reminds me of earlier hurricanes when we would pile into local news stream chats and rank the reporters on how hot they were. Shame we don't have any local streams for this.
>>519835920lol, all the street puppers. i feel bad for them. starving jamaicans will eat them like haitians.
>>519836438i wonder how they'll save their crops
>>519814458Jamaica will be erased from this one. God has forsaken those niggas.
>>519836422Crazy I forget that every year, tho it's 3am here and nodding off. I'm in /AHSG/ every year, always wishing for TTD & for it to divert from my current city (models love to fuck with me, and always in direct path till hours before it hits). Surprisingly no anons came for the free pizza last year (I'm pizzanon)Tho, TTD isn't as funny now, after moving next to Tampa in the beginning of the year.
>>519830770See here Plenty of spic and nig>>519830812
>>519836281The volume of a chicken nugget is approximately 35 cubic centimeters.35x413=14455 cubic centimeters which is about the volume of 4 gallon jugs worth of chicken nuggets.And at an average weight of 16 grams per nugget thats a whooping 6.6 KILOGRAMS of nuggets. Thats quite something
>>519831049Imani (2027) plus Deshawn Tayshaun
>>519834164Looking like a spoopy skull.I hope cat 4 at 5am.>>519837070With 3-4 feet of rain on the east part if the island not much will be left there.
>>519835118Why do so many wetbackicanes go to Bermuda?>>519834921
>>519834487Will look great once the sun is back out.
>>519837082honestly those are the most well behaved niggers on earth. why not hit a shithole like haiti?
>>519837266>4 gallon jugs worth of chicken nuggetsamerican or imperial? yes, they are different. even the weight/volume of an ounce is different.
>>519837815Used the US liquid gallon for this.
>>519837808Reminds me of that one lady that banned American niggers from her restaurant/resort place because they behave worse than wild animals.
>>519838365i'd rather have jamaican niggers in our inner cities than our niggers. we should deport our niggers
>>519816565Everyone talking about jamaica but haiti is the story. That rain is going to kill thousands.
>>519838417>not millionssad. gets and it takes a sharp right turn/wrecks haiti forever
>>519838455FUCK YEAH ITS HAPPENING BOIS
>>519838417That Hatian peninsula is also going to get hit hard, too. It's not going to be pretty.>>519838407Looking at a satellite map of Jamaica vs Haiti, at least Jamaica kept its forests and trees
>>519825248Square means mesos o baby
>Dude niggers. AMIRITE?>Yah totally niggers.>NIGGERRRRR>yo nigger this. yo nigger that.>nigger nigger nigger>No seriously, niggers.>totally niggers broWhat a shit thread.
>>519838539go back, ywnbaw, etc
This is so crazy. A hurricane has NEVER hit Jamaica before. Truly historic times.
>>519814458I live in a hurricane prone area but not Florida.The past few years have been so annoying. It's nice to get swept once a year or so, ya get a day off work or what ever. Thing is the only things that have hit the US main land have been half farts, or sweeps through areas that actually hurt people. Very few regular ass bad storms in places that are used to it.... Except Florida.
central FL here. every potential hurricane this season has been cucked hard by cold fronts. big nothingburger thus far.
>>519838669yeah zero hurricane activity this year. also the weather immediately changed when the govt shutdown happened. went from rain every day/ supposed to rain to zero
>>519837556it's like a fuckin' beyblade
>>519838636cant tell if youre being a faggot or not... but yeah, no disaster relief because govt shutdown, but the private sector will prove once again govt sucks at everything and should stay shut down forever.
>>519826130Better send in a couple more cats for safe measure. Camoflage them as monkeys, so that the natives don't notice and chimp out (or eat them)
>>519838583You will never belong here tourist.
>>519838890>touristgo be a kike somewhere else. we're busy, faggot
It's fun watching videos of people prepping for a cat 5 catastrophe. I've been through more than one. Being in a shithole like Jamaica is going to be all the worse. These people are preparing themselves for a couple of days, not realizing it is going to be months before they have power back, and years from now, things still won't even be back to what was normal.I see them buying shit that'll be molded very quickly. They probably have greater problems with mice and rats, too. I saw one video of negroes stocking up on ice cream at what looked like Jamaica's equivalent of Costco or Sam's Club. I see them skipping over canned goods and buying cookies and shit.
>>519838772Why is it our responsibility to help a random nigger country?
>>519838890>Doesn't understand talk about niggers on /pol/>Let alone why it's said in a jaimaica hurricane thread>Futiley attempts to claim he belongs, and that anons don't Why are trannies so bad at LARPing and trying to blend in?
>>519838417How many niggers live on that peninsula?More than 2 feet of rain is expected.
>>519838636It's been a long time since a big one hit.Some were not even born yet.
>>519839417A quick number crunch from the three main "departments" on Wikipedia gave me over 1.5 million people
>>519814458BOMBOCLAAT BABYLON, DON'T MESS WIT ME STRUCTURE AN TING
>>519815711Isn't Dorian what Redskull whipped up with Project Zephyr to wipe out what he said was a psyops shill farm operation out of Xanadu Island? This looks the same. What is he aft-Oh shit!
There are tons of videos on YouTube of Jamaicans half ass prepping for the hurricane. I've been leaving them messages like picrel. I am getting Katrina vibes. I moved to Louisiana from South Carolina as a kid and remembered when Hugo hit Charleston and was scared as shit when I saw Katrina forming. I was with my now ex-wife. We were in college and visiting and staying at her parents' house. They wouldn't allow us to leave. I should clarify. They wouldn't allow her to leave and told me I could fuck off and leave without her. Problem was we had taken her car, so I was stuck, too. We snuck out and left at 3 AM, hours before the mandatory evacuations dropped. There was no "told you so" because by the time they woke up, the mandatory evacuation was in order, and the highways were jam packed. Plus, their house got destroyed. So did my parents' house on the other side of the state 3 weeks later.
>>519839417Haiti has something like 8 million africans living in mud huts and buildings that fall over in a slight breeze and no plant life so runoff from a gentle shower turns into a landtsunami. The amounts of rain falling is bibilical, even into the hatian interior. A couole days from now, if melissa gets grabbed early by that trough, it will pull towards haiti, not cuba. Then we see a million dead.
>>519840399Jamaica also has hordes of violent blacks. On a good day. Many are armed. Any prepared survivor will be targeted for rape / loot / murder / bbq crew. Its gonna be mayhem. I am scared for jeff, he could end up in a pot of stew.
>>519840399>Text wall>Likes niggers>Gives unironic genuine tips on joe to surhive a hurricane>Pleass with monkeys to flee to safety TND is a thing for a reason, plebbit kike discord tranny 2faggot
>>519815529Or just kill every nigger and we could turn it into a luxury white only island kek
Lotsa roasties finna pay The Toll.Imagine the smell of hundreds of these crosses littering the wreckage
>>519815529If only that were possible...
*corpses
>>519840992>Thinks jamaican women are rhe rare siberian invader - european blendImagine the smell
>>519841337Built for big beautiful cooking
>5am update is out>140 MPH winds
>>519815366Nah. As others have said recording tech is just better now. Storm of 1938 landed as a cat 3-4 on fucking Long Island. That can't even happen today. By the time shit gets close its a cat 1 at most if even that.
They are tell Jmaicans that max winds will be 150kph.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsbzeNmsMJMTOTAL NIGGER DEATH
>>519814458Hope they have a good goat breakfast, it'll be their last for many of them.
>>519842248>that musicthe fuck lol
>>519842577mon, dey be chillin in da breeze 24/7
>>519842668ya mon ireeeeee just lyettin da aya blow ya hurrd on jah no cap
Anyone know some good reggae songs other than bob?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idUxvAwDI2c
>>519842366We need this to hit disneyland. Those bastards got off lucky last year when the hurricane suddenly drifted like 10 miles above them, in the last hour before landfall, and only did minimal damage.
>>519842769>worst ear rape imaginableholy fuck that was nails on a chalkboardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoLa8k2Eh30
>>519842862You're the kind of faggot who liked Snow
>>519843004snow? it doesnt snow here
baker?
>>519840869>Text wallilliterate nigger. this isn't a meme. it's conveying information in long form. kill yourself.
>>519843182i can bake after timer goes down
>>519840869I need to reiterate how much of a retard you are that I wrote a message in non meme form, and you complained it was a wall of text. Are you a nigger who has never read a book?
>>519843230nah, i'm still here.
>>519843273okay great
>>519843463fresh
>>519843482bro why didnt you paste the OP as a template? zero infothanks tho i guess...
>>519843482>>519843549>checks op>no infowtf lol lazy motherfuckersand im a dumb motherfucker
>>519843580you do the next one. i will be asleep.
>>519843580I feel my short and succinct prose was enough.
