In the future, every sexual interaction will be routed through dating apps and social media, for women's safety.
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>>519814660Im gonna be honest here, id do it. I'd do it and id squeeze her tummy while doing it.
>>519814660gotta get that R down to 0.1
>>519814660Hey quick question, since this is a slide thread anyway, if I became instantly enamoured with a girl working at a retail store, would it be considered creepy to go back to that store next week at the same time in the hopes I see her again?
>>519815038No, you have to go back and beat off in front of her to let her know you like her
>>519815038Yes. You missed your shot because you were a pussy and she knows it. Never hesitate. Women like brave leaders not cowardly wimps.
>>519814660That woman owes me sex
>>519815038Were you planning on raping her in the store?
>>519815038Nope, i did something like that once, even managed to get the girl's number. Just don't be stupid about it.
>>519814660Perfection. Perfect for gripping.
>>519815038you only live once nigger
>>519814660No they won't because just won't bother and it will be the end of civilization, kinda like right now.
>>519814866That's the best part. Have to smack it first then grip. Drives them crazy while you're balls deep.
>>519814660Hurry up and release the epstein list. You can't run forever kike.
>>519815205i'm jealous of huehue chauvinism
>>519814660>fat woman
>>519814660I CAN'T DENY IT I'M A ZUTTY RIDER YOU DON'T WANNA BUST WITH MEGOT MUHAMMAD GAPED AF WITH MEZUTTING ALL NIGHT LONG YOU'LL SEE
>>519815368>simping for obese chinlet dysgenic thots
>>519815103>>519815135>>519815196>>519815205I guess I'll try it.
>>519814660Right now dating apps are 30% women and 15% of that is probably pajeet catfishing. In the future all the women will be jeet catfishes.
>>519815038This is exactly how we used to pick up women before social media… Yes zoomie go back and you can tell by her body language/eyes if she’s interested and do some small talk and ask her if she would like to hangout sometime, the worst thing that can happen is she says no or she has a boyfriend…
>>519815368jarvis, remove her bottom garment>beer gut fully extends to her knees
>>519815038Fucking go for it, you have nothing to lose. Be confident and take the No like a man and move on. It'll probably be No, but that margin of a percent that it could be Yes is always there. This is how you learn, it's cool.
>>519815726fat women tend to have poor hygiene. they will either smell or have a stinky pussy, probably a stinky asshole too because they're too fat and lazy to wash their asshole out properly.
>>519815473godspeed faggot
>>519814660It's interesting how we went from don't talk to strangers online to only meet strangers online
>>519815473Good luck fren
>>519814660Honestly accelerate Can't wait to laugh my ass off
>>519814660TUMMY
>>519814866
>>519815671>worst thing that can happen is she says no or she has a boyfriend…This is not true
the platoon of shitskins going Gaga over this fat slut is really an indictment of the boards decline in quality
>>519815038It’s not creepy if you’re open and upfront. Go in with some flowers with your phone number on a card. Tell her that you can’t stop thinking about her, and would she have dinner with you. It’s a grand gesture and often works.
>>519815038That’s how I got my first girlfriend, just kept going back when she was there. She definitely knew I was inexperienced because of it and took advantage though.
>>519814660this is b.s. because photoshop and botox afaik
>>519815038No
>>519815038Just walk in and give her your number dipshit. You have to at least be able to hold a conversation with her too, otherwise, you're never going to bury your penis
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>>519815473Make sure you wash your penis bro
>>519814660>>519814866>>519818216Why are chubby tummies on girls so attractive I don't fucking get it
>>519815038I don't know. I do know that twenty years ago, this is how you got a girlfriend though. Times have changed and I refuse to change with them. So should you. Good luck anon.
>>519815796Well that is why you use them only for mouf service and titty fukin. :O (. v .) 8====D
>>519814660me want sexo long time
>>519820390It’s the difference between a tummy and a belly.A tummy looks like a baby bump. It screams fertility.A belly screams “kill me”.
>>519814660smart contract blockchain dating?!
>>519819228Okay don’t listen to this anon. His only important bit was to mention you had been thinking about her since the last time you came (to excuse your autism for not asking her out then)
The A.I. robots are here to replace you so Chad and Stacy do not have to interact with the lowest .....financial cast......
>>519814660Every sexual interaction will be routed through a fox.
>>519815038No put a bby into that working poor girl, just be prepared for drama.