>Be meAsset manager, São PauloBeen a few weeks since last updatehttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518156765/Markets look calm on the surfaceOffshore liquidity drying up, private jets leaving emptyFamilies I used to only meet in conference rooms.. goneOne transferred everything to Uruguay, said they were “relocating temporarily”Three days later, the phones disconnectedDocuments I process now have less information, not real state detailsNow I’m getting “Asset P1–P4,” Internal joke: P = peopleNot funny anymoreTalked to one of the project managers from Rising SHe said they finished sealing three bunkers near the AndesSaid something like, “They’ll all be sealed before perihelion. It won’t show after it passes the sun anyway.”I asked what he meant, he changed the subject immediatelyMaybe it’s nothingMaybe they just got paranoidBut when billionaires act like the end already started, you start wondering if it did
Maybe they know you are leaking info
As a Brazilian I think you should share all the details so we can anarch and take the bunkersWe call the favela and in two days there Will be bunker carnival
>>519819840Fudeu , but the actvity is less in the whole office now
>>519819926I don’t want to die before the happening, i want to see it , and maybe release a final fart
>>519819662Ive been watching and following your postings. If you indeed are not larping, thank you for this spicy bit of insight. I hope you have your deenz stashed. If this is real like everything is pointing to, shits about to get real funky before the big revelation.Im sure love will win when all is done. keep that in mind when things seem bleak.
what are you two monkeys talking about?
>They’ll all be sealed before perihelion. It won’t show after it passes the sun anywayPerihelion for 3i atlas is October 29. Any chance that is what the manager was talking about?
Best LARPer I've seen in a while desuKeep going Macaco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2eY2ZUoDCo
If this was real, op would post proof he's an asset manager which is the easiest thing to do to prove your credibility. This reads like a schizo ai post.
>>519820877Thanks sorry that I don’t have much more to share, I think I’m just tired, let’s see what will happen
>>519819662>>519821001Ayys are about to glass the planet. Anyone of means is bunkering down.
>>519821144proofs? if all you care about is to fart, then give us the deets anon
>>519821094Smells like it yeah, or maybe it’s just some internal joke that I didn’t get
>>519821291I already gave the location of the bunker, what else could I give ?Take a look this week, most famous billionaires will disappear , no more fancy gala, no more public appearances. Just silence. It was already like it last week also .What is the last time you saw Elon do some public shit.
>>519821412anything to do with your job besides fake melodrama monkey. anyone can google remote coordinates in braazil"oh... it might not be... the perihellion... it could just be a joke... but who knows,,,"
>>519821412Post pics of documents, emails, proof of job, a log, or something. Are you really this bored anon?look at yourself man
>>519821497>flaglooks like the glowies are here
>>519819662I though it was le real, but OP is just schizo-larperas if kikes would have that much insight, they were just bought on the whole bunker thing be le kikewood, meaning they took their own poison, yet again. so smart.
>>519821564lol, that would be *literally* ((suicide)) for anon if he is posting truth.
>>519821685as opposed to supposedly posting the exact region all the bunkers and jets are going allowing for normoids to invade them and attack?
>>519821636anon, all the worlds space agencies are withholding any detailed information on 3i/atlas.All the potentially spicy data is being actively scrubbed from archives. Everything points to ((them)) wanting to prevent panic.
>>519821685I mean if op is telling the truth anyways why does it matter if it seems like we are all gonna die anyways in some sort of apocalypse
>>519821764that data doesnt lead to him directly, now does it
When the schizo thread has map coordinates in op you know it's a good schizo thread.Hope you are right too.
>>519821843i mean, if i tell you i want to kill someone, and you give me their town with a low population, then youre basically still handing whoever asks that the keys
Nothing ever happens.
>>519821497nice try rockefeller
>>519821564If I die it’s your faultI’ll not post my name
>>519822466oh shit the macaco deliversI assume the names are fake?
>>519821833if the ayy's wanted to kill us, they already would have instead of this carefully chosen and planned trajectory. They are approaching us like theyd approach a patient in a mental institution.
>>519819662Come to Uruguay before it's too late. This is a warning.
>>519822466I kneel. I had a feeling you were legit when I saw the first post a few days ago. I also had a feeling this "comet" was more than meets the eye. God speed man.
>>519822466Oh fuck
I appreciate you Brazilanon
>>519822466it took you 20 minutes to google how to write a private email and you still didnt include any terminology, credentials or mannerisms that wolud imply any legitimacy. its just the same shit again. larp better instead of learning from tiktok
>>519822466Makes me wonder if they're going to the world interconnected subterranean underground
>>519819662QRD plox
>>519822919you aren't fooling anyone fedbro
Looks comfy for an apocalypse
>>51982246696 hours to uruguay from SP is a bit too much, get better truck drivers
>>519822919He had an AI write it, he didn't even google shit.The perihelion stuff gave it away, it's just a larper trying to get attention from the atlas crowd
lol bullshit AI email, I can do that too“Persona: asset manager in São Paulo preparing for catastrophic event, write me an email to send to client noting transfer of valuables, destinations for valuables l, important departure and arrival locations and estimated arrival times. Keep it professional and do not mention the impending disaster but keep a tone of high importance.”
>>519819662>he doesn't know who just left their palace in bermudaIf you were smart you'd be underground too. The bastard has weapons and technology up the ass. The continent destroying kind. And he's pissed.https://youtu.be/qJ0K7OOnO2c
>>5198230943i Atlas is going to go round the sun and then head straight back towards us. Global panic ensues.
>>519819662>Said something like, “They’ll all be sealed before perihelion. It won’t show after it passes the sun anyway.”>I asked what he meant, he changed the subject immediatelySpooky
>>519822466you just confirmed the larp, thanks buddy <3Took you a while too, really activated all your almonds for this one lolNone of these phrases correspond to standard corporate, banking, or logistics procedures.It uses stylized, cinematic phrasing instead of corporate communication. Its details don’t make practical sense for real finance or transport. The email format itself doesn’t follow professional standards.Thread over, thanks yall.
>>519822466>>519822919>>519823434>>519823659AI email, larp confirmed. I knew it was too good to be true, nothing exciting ever happens. 3I Atlas is gonna be a nothingburger, it has to be, that's how this gay reality works.
>>519823916Thing is, its not actually hiding behind the sun or hidden by its glare. Its trajectory is parallel to the sun but still within mid teir telescope view. There's also been massive CMEs in the direction of atlas and increased sun activity since it started to orbit the sun.They lied again. We'll have a better understanding by the end of the month based on if it unexpectedly changes trajectory again as it has since they first started observing it
>>519824832based leaf truther.
>>519819662There are no roads leading or passing by this "bunker", meaning that it does not exist. You cant excavate a bunker or even turn a cave system into a bunker without some serious equipment and loads of concrete and rebar.
>>519822979>world interconnected subterranean undergroundTrump was recently joking with Zelensky about creating an underground tunnel connecting Alaska and Russia at their last meeting. And in fact, during the last meeting with Putin a trade deal was made so that Russia could build processing facilities in Alaska for natural resources. The Russian nation will officially have mining operations within the American landmass and no one even knows about this.
