Alright, listen up, anons. This isn't some LARP, this is the real deal. I've got a buddy, an aerospace engineer, solid dude, works deep in the industry. He's got a connection, high up in NASA, who's been feeding him some intel that'll make your blood run cold.You know that 3I/Atlas asteroid? The one they're all pretending is just a regular rock, nothing to see here, folks? Yeah, that's a load of shit. My source confirms NASA hasn't shut down monitoring it at all. In fact, they're monitoring it with an intensity that's off the charts. Why? Because it's not an asteroid.It's a goddamn spaceship.Unknown origin. They don't know who built it, or what's inside, but it's definitely artificial. My source saw the raw data, the telemetry, the spectral analysis – everything points to it being an intelligently designed craft. It's massive, far bigger than anything we've ever seen, and it's on a trajectory that's got everyone in the know shitting their pants.It's going to swing around the sun, and then it's coming straight for Earth.And here's where it gets even crazier. This isn't just NASA. This is global. Military generals, the entire global military and space monitoring system, and the absolute highest echelons of the elite are all in on it. They're preparing. Not for an asteroid impact, but for a first contact scenario. Or worse.Think about it. Why the sudden push for space defense? Why the weird drills? Why the silence from the top? They're not telling us because they don't want panic. They're preparing for something we can't even comprehend.This isn't a drill. This isn't a movie. This is happening. We're about to have visitors, and nobody knows if they're coming in peace.Spread this far and wide. They can't keep this secret forever. The truth is out there, and it's coming for us.
>>519827106I had AI write this in five seconds and I will be automating posts like this to flood this board by the hundreds LOL this site is so dead
>>519827106Keep me posted
>>519827318>Don't fuckin' 'Jimmie' me, Jules!
>>519827265Yeah
Realistically we couldn't do shit against billion year old super aliens.
>>519827106So are we gonna deorbit the space station like in anon's dream or what?
>>519827106>Unknown origin. They don't know who built it, or what's insideit was built by survivors of Atlantis, its just coming home
>panicnobody give a shit. people would be thrilled if it was aliens.
You think they can box?
