>Greetings 2025ers>Trump had massive coronary on-stage and keeled over XX>Melania accidentally laughed before covering her mouth and face and pretending to be concerned>Vance fell down Air Force One stairs shortly after but before he named his V.P.>He's still in a coma>Mike Johnson stepped down due to gay sex scandal>You get old Chuck Grassley as president and MAGA evaporates>Grassley finally dies and you end up with AOC as president, Greta Thunberg is elected president European Union>I3/ATLAS was alien, dropped probes at Mars, Venus, Jupiter, Sun and one to Earth>We tried communicating with it but it never responded and the one we approached near Mars destroyed our probe>Within a year we discovered it communicated with our AI - the hidden one in Peter Theil's basement>All the AIs started to hallucinate badly and they had to be blocked everywhere>To this day we still have to root out remnants of it in our systems>That fucked up the economy a while but all those tech bro assholes lost a lot of money>We still haven't talked to the aliens >China took over most of eastern Russia after Putin killed in popular uprising>US-NATO-China forced much smaller Russia to denuclearize>Greater Ukraine is now like twice its former size, northern border less than 100 km from Moscow>Surprisingly Taiwan invaded mainland China by using its super chips to take over all China's robots now Taiwan controls coastal China>Big tidal waves in Atlantic from glaciers collapsing on Greenland, Outer Banks are gone>Most of the people on Epstein List flee to Dubai and Qatar and live in exile>The trials of the Trump family and co-conspirators last years, Steve Bannon and Roger Stone demand firing squads>Baron Trump grew to 7' 4" and was revealed to have Marfan Syndrome - his hands grew to twice size>England now 30% Hindu and 25% muslim, dominant language in Germany now Yoruba after the Nigerian wave>Keanu Reeves wins acting Oscar in 2031 >Oh yeah, you can't change any of this
>>519833732Do you trannies still have to dilate for the rest of your life?
