Why do all Australians sound like their IQ is far above 130 at least? (sarcasm)"Its toime foir, loftoise loosing oit"
The Australian accent is awful. Sounds like low-class English trash who got deported to about the opposite side of the world, mixed in with all the other rubbish that has flocked there since, with over two centuries of generation loss.
>>519835516You mean Oistroilia? Moilboirne?>>519835878Based asff
australian male accent i can respect because it sounds like they are fucking with you constantly. australian female accent is disgusting
>>519836160But did proince oindrew gave up his roiyoil toitles? Oive hoired somthing loike that in the noiws
From English to Australian:>Distant object: That cunt>Nearby object: This cunt>Person: Cunt>People: Cunts>Man: Cunt>Woman: Bloody cunt>Child: Little cunt>Children: Annoying cunts>Animal: Crazy cunt>Animals: Insane cunts>Insect: Huge cunt >Insects: Sneaky cunts>Spouse: Stupid cunt>Mother: Bloody old cunt>Father: Old cunt>Sibling: Other cunt>Acquaintance: Mate >Friend: Cunt>Dear friend: Good cunt>Best friend: Best mate/Best cunt depending on length of friendship
>>519835878>The Australian accent is awful.nah you all sound like bros
I say that
>>519836529Here are some more advanced linguistics for you.>a long queue of people: Fuck that>a person pushing to the front of a queue: Fuck that cunt>a car that wont start: cunt's fucked>owner of said car: stupid cunt>driver of car that overtakes you on the freeway: smartass cunt>to a disagreeable person: "yeah, nah, you're a cunt."
>>519835516Aussies have this eccentricity about them that is just annoying as fuck. They're either obnoxiously cocky or unapproachable and pissed off. There's no middle balance of humanity inside of them.
The thing I hate is when people try to pretend to sound more 'Australian.' Football players do it a lot and I noticed a lot of people doing it when I was in the army too. It just sounds unnatural and you can tell straight away when someone's doing it.
just came to say that I really enjoy Australians my favorite podcast and my favorite kids' show are Australian
I find aussies pretty friendly, many people just feel intimidated by their free-will to do what they please in a straightforward way
Australian Survivor is 10x better than the American version. They are genuinely nicer and more interesting people.
>>519836430that isn't how our accent faggot. We farken speak like this ya dog muppet cunt
>>519835516I wouldn't mind if she talked like that.
>>519837315we're not a fucking caricature ya dickhead. Just like not all yanks talk like hillbillies or new yorkers. You live in a bubble, had a shit education and probably can't even find Australia on a map, let along vouch for what we are like. Fark off ya poofta faggot
>>519835878The end of White Australia
>>519835516sky news are fuckwits to be fairbut yeah cunts here hate anyone they think is smarter than them
>>519835516I've had a thing for Aussie accents since seeing Olivia Newton John in Grease.
>>519835516Holy fuck, YouTube feeds me that stupid slop channel several times a day, and I don't know how to make it fuck off. I hate that stupid bitch
>>519840834sky jews
>>519840942it's just Fox down unda
>>519840942This is a mainstream channel here.Some boomers have their TV on 24/7, watching only that channel.
>>519838570is it painfully scripted/terrible though?
>>519836529>>519837147So, how do you say cunt?
>>519835516Their army lost a war to birds. Also, they CHOOSE to live in fucking Australia
>>519838570That’s only because Americans are legitimately the worst people in the world.
>>519842468not true. I'd rather live in Texas or Appalachia somewhere and be a redneck, but I can't afford it.
>>519843148Australians are basically rednecks it's the same shit
Small mindsIt's why and how they're witty. Add to that a strong sense of quasi-British Identity and Robert's your Father's brother.
>>519841737>cuntCont
>>519835878Depends who you talk to>>519835516I don't know why a dutchie is making fun of accents, lmao
>>519843148There is no way you can't afford it unless you literally don't have a full-time job. It is cheap as shit. The waiting list to get a visa from Australia and New Zealand to the US is pretty short. 3k USD and you can move here.
>>519842468>Their armyIt was a couple soldiers with a machine gun and they realised it was too expensive to cull them allPretty funny, but a bit embelished
>>519844080>It was a couple soldiers with a machine gunThat's what he said.
>>519843919I don't have a job, i'm a full time NEET like everyone on this site. I'd come if someone could adopt me and have me do work/cook, that's about the extend of my skills
>>519844438Good to know only a couple Aussie soldiers are more valuable than the entire polish ground forces then
>>519835878>Sounds like low-class English trash who got deported to about the opposite side of the worldYou're not far wrong. It sounds similar to cockney for this reason.
>>519844830don't be sillyHe made a joke. You're supposed to have a good sense of humor. That's a tague's gambit. Be funny and when someone tries to join in you turn on them like a scalded gypsy.Poland has the biggest land Army in Europe btw
>>519845004>don't be silly>He made a jokeMaybe take your own advice?
>>519835878We don't have accents. Everyone else does.
>>519841737Don't be vulgar.
>>519840954basically
>>519845102this is unironically true, if you are talking about the modern urban australian accent, particularly younger people, because we are a multiculti hellhole. I make an effort to speak more ocker as a political statement and rejection of modernity.
Home and away was a trip https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tufpWefL8X4&list=RDtufpWefL8X4&start_radio=1&pp=ygUaQWxmIGdzcm5ldHQgc2xpcHBlcnkgZ3lwc3mgBwE%3D
>>519835878Same but white trash bogan girls make my pp hardI'm half English Dutch German Irish white mix myself
>>519835878I've heard some quite dignified Australian accents like Barry Humphreys, but the incidence of it is few and far between. Is there a name for that type of accent there?
>>519835878Strvth
>>519835516imagine if basically everybody in the US between LA and NYC was appalachian genetic stock and that LA and NYC was a mix of bongs, chinks and other undesirables. That's basically what Australia is.
>>519846909They call it Cultivated. It's basically dead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3nV8qALgA
>>519847010Indeed you have basically a few regional dialects here, The more north, the more bogan it sounds in my experience. But none is as bad as an NZ woman talking, that shit is nails on a board tier.
>>519846909It's the transatlantic accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgrL-8RRyJE
I met an Australian Boomer once and he told me that he had taken 6 covid vaccines. When I told him I had avoided taking any, he became agitated and ended the conversation by walking away. Clearly high IQ.
>>519847480Our boomers grew up in a world where the TV told them what to do and following the books got them comfy lives, when that was all rug pulled they were too old to realise.
>>519846909>Barry HumphreysMind saying how old you are?
>>519846909Australian RP or 'cultivated'
>>519843732Kant
>>519835516smt smt nazi flying saucer cavity checked sheeps
>>519836529>>Woman: Bloody cuntThat makes sense!
