Once, there was a sexless college student and anime addict named Ah Non. He liked tomboys very much. He watched tomboy ASMR at night, he had a tomboy as his desktop background picture, and on his bed sat an oversized tomboy anime body pillow. He told people on 4chan and Reddit that he really liked tomboys.One day, a real tomboy who happened to be in one of Ah Non's lectures heard that he had a thing for sporty girls with short hair and big muscles, and was very happy. She decided to approach Ah Non after class.Ah Non was streaming anime through his earbuds when he should've been paying attention to the professor. He suddenly noticed the tomboy approaching him. "Oh hey Ah Non. Nice outfit! But ugh, you really look like you could use a workout. Wanna hang out at the gym after class?"Ah Non was startled. The tomboy was being too dominant for him. He got very scared and ran away. He was not used to real-life relationships, which never felt quite as wonderful as anime relationships.It seemed that Ah Non didn't really like tomboys. He only liked artistic depictions of tomboys.
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>>519845885This story absolutely never happened, because 1 I was always writing notes as fast as humanly possible and 2 a woman, let alone a cute tomboy never approached me.Also I like left more than right.Although I think it's because I like short hair in general.
>>519846866I'm white and a virgin.
>>519846866Plenty of feminine women have short hair tho
>>519845885Who got mad enough to make this
>>519845885>He got very scared and ran away.He wanted to be pinned down and raped by her, she didn't get the hint. Women...
