"Canada" is just British-Occupied America (BOA) and their mere existence as a separate polity from the American Empire is a humiliating stain on our legacy. The stark, unnatural line that separates us illustrates our failure to fully realize our ambitions, and their blatant disregard for us symbolizes the residual audacity of a fallen empire unwilling to contend with the changing of the tides. Our dramatic ascent has remade the dynamic between us and the crown. Canada’s sovereignty is maintained solely by our unprecedentedly gracious, merciful, and *precarious* consent. We have a job to do. And when we're finished, the Russian Federation will look anorexic in comparison.
The Trump admin should design its tariff plan to put maximum pressure on Alberta. Tank their economy to push their rising anger with Ottawa over the edge. The dire outlook will provoke secession. Let them join our Union; annex them if they decline. Next do a clean sweep: Seize Greenland, Nunavut, Northwest Territories, and Yukon. This makes the remaining regions of Canada non-contiguous, with the eastern part divided between British and French identity, an unstable duality. It all falls apart from there. Any remaining provinces that resist will come under existential-level tariffs until they are absorbed. Welcome to the American Empire, you are liberated from the neoliberal globalist cesspool. Next we take the Bahamas, Bermuda, and the Panama Canal. And maybe Chagos while we’re at it, just for reach.
US exports to Canada are 1.5% of GDP, Canadian exports to the US are 20%. Trump could single-handedly throw Canada into economic collapse while incurring negligible consequence
>mfw canada is developing weapons of mass destruction
