Microsoft Teams is rolling out a new feature that will inform your boss your location based on the WiFi being used. Too many lazy engineers not showing up to the office caused this.
>>519851182just quit and bill them invoices
>>519851182this will just lead to the creation of things that use random amounts of data
>>519851182What's the use case here? Wouldn't the boss know you're not in the office by, you know, checking the office?
>>519851182Admins can open users emails and read them, I know cause I've done it.
>>519851431They're not in the office to do that
>>519851182My Hotspot on my phone is the same name as my house.,Checkmate.
>>519851182It was the time to nake the slavery more obvious.
Have they considered checking the security log for the building?
>>519851182>the jeetification of uhmerica continues apacey'all get what you fucking deserve
>>519851570Show BSSID saar.But how about killing teams locally and remoting in to a machine at your desk that's running teams?
My bad
>>519852002What about flipping on my VPN and just "being" at my desk at home.
now consider that govt employees with govt furnished equipment will be using teams on their machine and not killing the process after meetings and then continuing with their classified work which will be spied on by teams
>>519851802You can correlate that in MS Purview's Insider Risk Management, onboarding badge access logs.>>519852158Because most companies demand you connect remotely to their domain via their own VPN and can block VPN layering.
>>519851564Dey always be on vaycayshion
>>519851431This>paying thousands a year for enterprise software Vs, >just check the office once in a while
>>519851182
>>519851182I'm sure it will be as reliable as the "status" light which randomly marks you as offline, away, whatever depending on whim... or any of their other products.
>>519852579Remote for me not for thee is the mentality
>>519851182Sex doll chads stay winning
>>519852158It's actually not trivial to fake out localization, and you're using their HW so you won't be able to do anything on that side. If they have access to what your WiFi is seeing around you - "manage WiFi connections" on Windows - if you're in an urban area, all that's compiled they'll know where you are to a couple of meters.Also, a hotspot is providing you with a local WiFi connection - the cellular connection will be localized. All the VPNing doesn't change that you're making a connection through the cell network at that location on a specific tower.You're not really anonymous in any way these days if you give the wrong people a reason to give a fuck about you.
>>519851182I'm so glad I didn't do corporate wagie bullshit anymore
>>519851182isn't your boss at the office though? or at least some team lead who could report on you?I wish I could get away with skipping my 2 office days a week.
>>519852452>>519853003Indians are writing the software so I bet it's not even close to as sophisticated as you think it will be.
>>519851182you can already do that though, teams has all the info of your device that you use in a call, including the ip address I guess this is an automation
>>519851431>>519852579Most offices needs you to access with a badge access card and they're already checking those logs at most companies nowadays but you also have situations where people will give their card to a friend or make a copy of their card (using flipper) and make them "check-in" to avoid this, maybe because the friend lives close or something. >>519852724I have a script checking senior mgmt daily and if they even remotely don't follow their own rules, I'm reporting them to the board of directors. t. work with this daily
>>519851182Win11 has heuristic based presence detection. It isn't enough to wiggle your mouse anymore. It is looking at key strokes, opening programs, etc. User activity. And it does snitch.And yes I've been fired for using a mouse jiggler.
>>519853779... and the reports get quietly ignored until it inevitably comes time for negotiating a severance packagedo not assume you have any agency, you are a small cog in a giant machine geared to our destruction
>>519853822it is not enough to jiggle anymore, you need an "AI" agent trained on your legit usage patterns
>>519851431silly goy, the boss is always working from home and expects you to be in the office by 8:30 am, 6 days a week!
>>519853643You bet. Location based tracking is a bitch and is easy to circumnavigate if the company hasn't done their shit or you know your shit.Ideally you want to enable Geo-IP based tracking, WiFi tracking, running an EDR on workstation, MDM on their work-phone and even an persistent firmware embedded in the BIOS to allow for tracking AND correlation to detect anomalies in a UBA (User Behavior Analytics) tool or an Insider Risk Management tool. For most companies this is just a hassle and the ones they caught are the retards.
>>519853941My advice is just be at your desk and do your job.I got fired and was out of work 2 years. It was nice to be paid to play computer games and fuck my wife but they caught me and it sucked.
>>519853894Nah, work in finance/banking so can got to the financial regulatory authorities and ECB if they don't play. Also can just publish them to the newspapers as a last resort. Senior management however is in the office alot tho so havn't needed to so far.
>>519851182ive already noticed the little navigation triangle showing up on my task bar next to the clock on my laptop. hopefully they use this as an excuse to fire everyone and we accelerate towards UBI faster
>>519852308That is a feature at this point. The more this nation burns the better. Aint no peaceable way out, so just let all the shit tear it apart. Not like anything important wasn't being given away to white enemies freely anyway. But handing things off to jewish enemies is kino.
>>519854113you're so cute, like a little house-elfyour senior managers launder cartel money and fuck children you moron
>>519853634The 'team lead' who isn't getting paid a bosses salary? Or getting anything extra of worth beyond being 'team lead'?
>>519851182Write a script that calls your boss and let AI talk with him once he picks up. Your boss won't pick up but he has missed a lots of calls
>>519854051That’s what you get for being a mooch.
>>519851182it's not like you are obliged to actually BE at home when working from home. and it's no problem to make it appear as if, when necessary. microsoft, lol. did you know, the giants of industry use ibm?
>>519851182but I can move to the couch and still work while eating breakfast what's the problem?
>>519854201That's the owners dumbass. Senior managers are the goys who think they are getting somewhere by kissing ass and spending 50-60+ hours talking complete corporate nonsense to their employees
>>519853985Security analyst?
I drive between several different properties so this would be a really retarded way of tracking some people. Also this will more than likely get disabled as it has the potential to track someone even when they're off for the day/weekend if they have Teams on their phone. I imagine enterprises will have the option of enabling it if they want but it's not really an effective way of knowing if someone is actually working at home or just sitting there watching YouTube all day
>>519851182Most large companies already have this ability through their network monitoringOnly change here is if your company is too small to have those tools
>>519851431the boss is sitting in his home office, kek
That's right wageoid No more free lunches!
>>519855621and if your company was that small.. your boss can probably see your desk from his, and tell if you are there or notand you probably communicate with your mouths and ears not teamsteams is how you communicate with people who arent in the same room as you
>>519851182.gov funployee here.They already know where you are at any given time if you have a provided cellphone.One time my coworker and I were driving around East Fuck-ass Iowa starving and happened upon a cool little diner and had an absolutely massive and incredible hamburger. I know, "Hahahaha burger American burger!" Yeah yeah yeah.But this thing was truly inspired. Like it had every possible and impossible accoutrement.We drove away and promptly forgot where the hell we had been.Telling our boss about it later we said we stopped there for lunch, it was good, and that we should all go there in a week or so when I'm hungry again after eating a quarter of that monster. He pulled it up on some website or some shit and told us exactly where we were and for how long.It was, "The Gunderburger!"Made in Gunder Iowa.Pic related. Possibly the single most 4Chan American picture possible.I present to you the OEM, base model Gunderburger.Fuc,k I need to get back out that way again someday.
>>519851182That feature was clearly suggested by a jeet.
>>519856725>519856725Offices are a White invention.
>>519855027the owners don't sully their hands doing actual crime lolit's these ass-kissers who do all the dirty work, putting up a facade of pompous incompetence to cover for their greed and cruelty
>>519851802this is what my company does. just track badge swipes
>>519851182Sounds annoying, but if they want to track your attendance they can just check when you access the building with your badge?Besides, in some companies they don't even need to be there the whole day, just doing a check-in it's enough and you can go back to your house to work there the rest of the day.
