what makes you stand out and get hired?
>>519853318>what makes me stand outMy compentency>why won't I join themTheir compentency
Suggestability
Twerk style
>>519853318>they are recruitingThey are not.They are doing a 4 year downsizing almost entirely through hiring freeze.
>>519853318my curved cock
>>519853318persistence. and little bit schtzo.
>>519853318If your LDS... im not kidding. Mormons get hired because they dont drink and they are perfect cattle for jewish schemes.
CIA makes and distributes child porn.FBI arrests those who consume it.NSA watches the drama while eating popcorn.
>>519853318Neon colors in your hair and septum piercings
Oh sorry, CSAMTerry was right. You see a glownigger HIT THAT FAGGOT WITH YOUR FUCKING CAR
>>519853798we are one happy family of alphabet niggerdindus lol
>>519853318I eat three spoonfuls of tritium per day
>>519853783Mormonism is also masonic, they already know the handshakes
cia usually requires previous military experience
>>519853318they probably wouldn't hire anyone off this board unless standards dropped suddenly. That's not even saying nobody here is qualified, but the fact is they probably will look at it funny if you are on the worlds worst part of the internet trying to be hired as an internet cop.
They know where to find me
>>519853953Not explicitly a req, they'll take anyone, but generally it's either you are overqualified or they seek you out.
>>519853318
>>519853318half asian
>>519853318I am a hard worker, I love to read books and prefer to take breaks at my desk.
>>519854016Like I'm not kidding, if you join the CIA they recommend dropping all social media, and only doing in house CIA events. Like if you go and shitpost on 4chan's /pol/ as a CIA officer, you are being watched, and can probably be fired/moved on what you say. They have to do this, cause opsec matters, hence why it makes it way easier on everyone to just do things in house as much as possible. I actually wanted to join, so I looked, but I didn't qualify. Funny enough, my brother got a 95 on his asvab, lol. I was always considered the smart one, so yah know.
Why? Are they trying to steal Chinese secrets in earnest? The Chinese do not want to share their tech and expertise in processing rare earths. Time steal all that.
>>519854302He's said unironically, for me to just join the military, but I'm ambivalent at this point for unrelated reasons.
>>519853318i can cook sick pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU2T8RKAzDg
>>519854380Bro in 2010 or something, China found our spy ring and executed them all. Everyone on that list is dead or missing from a simple fuckup. I don't know what to tell you, yeah opsec matters.
>education: NEET>experience: NEET>interests: NEETi hate glowniggersgive me money
>>519853318are they hiring accountants? they failed the last five audits
>>519854553
>>519854380As to what they're doing? Use your imagination, why does the US want contacts who are aligned with US interests in the place where bribery is expected as a part of daily life? Grow a second brain cell.
>>519854553Bro, you're asking why the CIA would rather fail an audit than tell the world the financials on what they're doing. This is after the black site controversy. Second brain cell please.
>>519854603
>>519853318Extreme devotion to Israel and the Jewish people
>>519854669>why the CIA would rather fail an auditnever said thati said they failed five auditsis what i said
>>519853318I am amazingly racist.
>>519854603hey a third brain cell. now riddle me this one, what's the difference between the top CIA officials and an average officer at the CIA? This is actually interestingly really highlighted today by the current director of intelligence.
>>519853318prone to wandering and gaining access to places and people I should not be able to.Not that I'd ever willingly work for the CIA.
>>519854783yeah I'm saying obviously they'll fail the audit or they just admitted to fraud to the whole world that knows.
>>519853318ability to blend in and gain trust of people because you look like a person that would never be hired there.
>>519853660>cia says they're gonna downsize>you buy the linewelp, you failed the test.
oops sorry the image in this post >>519854700 was supposed to be picrelthat other image was from my JPM crime series of imagesthey're real fucking overachievers
>>519853783>because they dont drinknot being able to handle alcohol is a non-hirable trait.
>>519853798>FBI arrests those who get it planted on their harddrivesftfy.
DEI
>>519854016>the worlds worst part of the internetthat's social media, not 4chan.
Ask me anything about applying for intel agenciesLimited time only!
>>519854380>The Chinese do not want to share their tech and expertisewhy would we need to steal that which they stole from the us companies?why do you think in reverse?
>>519854811political appointee, there's actually a thing in the CIA where after a while, your career advancement gets capped by politics, not actual merit per se. Gabbard is the most political of appointees I've ever seen. Her literal only experience in espionage would have to come from being compromised, based on her history. She was picked cause she doesn't trust them, but isn't shutting down Gitmo over it.
>>519855026“Is there such a distinction between applying and being chosen?
>>519854811i don't come on /pol/ to insult intelligence agenciesif the CIA wants to sleep with dogs they are going to get fleas<<<--JPM just fucked citizens, desperate immigrants and boomer investors all in one FRAUD!JPM robbing illegal immigrants in the US with super high rate Tricolor loans, while also undercutting American citizens' ability to purchase cars.JPM and Barclays using ITIN numbers to fleece desperate immigrants.Then these two NYFed primary dealers are about to fleece investors out of billions, too, b/c they also sold these ridiculous subprime car loans as ABSs (asset-backed securities) kek. https://www.livemint.com/companies/company-results/jpmorgan-fifth-third-among-banks-facing-losses-tied-to-tricolor-11757470534768.html>enabling illegal immigration>NYFed primary dealers>new Dallas/Texas financial exchange and its 'value chain'>increased rates for auto loans>increased car prices>US fucking government working directly to undermine the American middle class (of every fucking color, too)the NYFed only works in its own interests, I am sure the CIA knows this by nowthe question is:Does the CIA know it doesn't fucking matter if you're on top, if there's nothing to be on top of?
>>519855026Are they hiring under the table? No, I don't have a social security number. A birth certificate? I dont have that. My Green Card? What is that? No, I don't know my date of birth.
>>519855010Bro, this is social media. Hate to break the illusion, but yeah you are coping if you think social media means people need to know who you are. No it just means being social as a form of media entertainment.
>>519853875The only real answer.
>>519855157You apply to become a case officer, you get chosen to be stooge asset who does low level organized crime work in exchange for blowjobs and then gets shot in the back of the head
They already secretly hired me through an elaborate initiation ritual back in 2019. I have allegiance to them now regardless of any other circumstances, even if I'm a shithead who likes to redpill people about advanced technology beyond our imaginations already existing behind closed doors. They somehow got a UFO to appear outside my house and I think they even tried to get aliens to communicate with me but I was all fucked up from the experience and decided to laugh and walk away instead of interacting with the aliens. Proceeded to get the living shit kicked out of me by agents for not doing what was expected of me. Doesn't matter if you believe it or not, I've never hallucinated jack shit in my entire life.
>>519855233Why do jews always try to use semantic trivialities when arguing a point. It's like they are ontologically opposed to honest and straightforward discussion..
>>519855173Yeah they do, which is why they aren't fucking up harder than they think they can. Look around bro, that probably happened. Anyone going to jail? Did America collapse into communism over that? No? Sounds like a successful operation. Especially in today's political climate, me not joining the CIA is probably dodging a bullet, possibly literally.
>>519855157Yes. You can get hired by applying to CIA. Assets are what I think you're referring to when you say being 'chosen'. They are people who are hired to assist CIA in some way.
>>519853318"Of course I'm willing to assassinate anyone you want, just tell me who!"
>>519855341you are literally trying to convince a person who does not care in the slightest that you are not on social media. look in the mirror and say I am not an addict. Either way, I don't care
>>519853318I'm good at giving little nudges towards certain things and befriending people IRL.
>>519855289This nigger is muddying the waters. But he tells partial truths. Law enforcement and agencies are using drones with emf x-ray and other dangerous radiation to untracably attack goyim for wrongthink. This is in part Israel tied with the jews tracking goyim church goers in California and most of West coast. If you go to church and you browse here chances are you are on the list of people they want to melt your brain with targeted x-ray attacks
>>519854720That's it, you are hired, sir
>>519855536Is that why everyone on /pol/ so unstable and retarded?
>>519855384No, assets are a different thing, a lot of people are approached in college, and that's pretty surefire on getting in. Assets are foreign operatives who often are bribed or approached cause they think they're sympathetic for whatever reason (the less money that changes hands, the better). The people I'm talking about are like the top performer in your math department at your college who gets approached one day.
>>519853318>they are recruiting Oh no! did anons black pill their glowyies low level agents again? about their government real assets? damn, not much people would die for israel now, much less being paid to sabotage your own people...>>519853660well if what you are saying is true, maybe, just maybe, they are trying to recruit true americans instead of mossad for CIA positions.MAYBE, just to die in the war, of course.
>>519855615I actually think that's possibly from microplastics, or some contaminant, but I digress
>>519855676No other way around. Downsizing means they are firing people and letting Mossad into the US
Alright folks, was fun, I'm off to go eat breakfast or something
>>519855615No the ones who have been here have had billions in tax dollars wasted having fed shills spam constant trash which is specifically curated by those agencies to produce this result. Same they did with education and now ai brainrot content is supposed to reduce pop iq to black or retard levels. I'm about 5-10iq from blackest nigger gorilla, meaning I have absorbed enough cia psyops that I will shoot first and ask questions later. If you follow me or pull a gun on me. Know that I have been watching you longer than you realize and I will mag dump you and take off. Remember we were trained by Dorner and as much as you want to corner us. There are much more of us than you realize. Also anyone who believes anything said on this Mongolian hair braiding forum is a reeeeeetard
>>519853318a tiny pecker and a fat ass
>>519853318I'm smart enough to pass files around and edit documents. But my real talents aren't reliable enough for tactical doctrine
>>519855536> Law enforcement and agencies are using drones with emf x-ray and other dangerous radiation to untracably attack goyim for wrongthink.it´s even worse than that!, they are using those invisible to human eye drones, with some special camuflage to do that! those are spheric drones, everytime they get near you you start hearing very high frequency buzzing in your ears, they are actually buzzing you! they recharge at 5g towers or GWEN towers. they are invisible to naked human eye. some dude at russia managed to record them. also for some reason when you are filming them, immediately some goverment agenty police office will contact you. this happens a lot in russia. in brazil i noticed them, because they are disguised as "clouds" clouds that don´t move when all the rest of the clouds move with strong winds, and clouds that appear alone in a clean sky day that is without clouds in a very hot day. i am trying to engineer the glass that blocks visible light frequencies and and show infrared or ultraviolet light frequencies that can show them, but it´s hard. that´s some chemical degree spec.
>>519853318Literally: being a nigger. And I'm not making this up: if you rap, that's considered a plus.
>>519853318Operational experience, in other words, they need people who are comfortable carrying out blackops.
>>519856055true. the CIA is already in your bloodstream, very quickly flash yourself with xray radiation up to a dose of 1 mrem, this will kill the nanobots in your body, it's the only way.
>>519856167how about simply being pro-USA?unapologetically.a troll for Uncle Sam, if you will.
>rawdogging this forumalso, report three-for-free from the catalog
>allegiance to country>not being a traitor should be qualifying characteristics.
>>519853318where can i apply
>>519853318They want people who speak multiple langauges, never used any drugs or got arrested, and are in good physical shape.My understanding is this year they already filled their hiring quota and with the government shutdown they're not actively recruiting or training new hires at the time but they're "always hiring" in the sense you can apply and if you're a good match might get a call back.It's probably not a good job for most people as you'll be asked to yknow have a secret double life you can't talk about and will spend extended periods of time away from your family and friends but you do you
>>519853318If I were younger I’d apply for a job with the company.
>>519853318I post the nigger word online, i make brownoids, jews, faggots and libtards seethe
>>519855187You're in Kazakhstan, why would you want to work for a foreign government?
>>519853318be either a jew, an ex-military zog golem, a midwit, a freemason, a mormon, or all of the above>>519855483>i dont care what you think about what i said>continues to kvetch and pilpulkek. well shalom to you too then, my fellow anon
>>519853318Spy for Israel goy,,,,
>>519853318>the old churchillian kikerywhat do Bo Jackson and Eli Manning have in common?
>>519855341
>telegraphs>radio libertyhttps://www.rt.com/news/626964-cia-recruit-chuchill-propagandist/
>>519856167no, that's another branch lol or a hired contractor (I don't know a lot about CIA contractors off hand). CIA calls them up or pays some crackhead to do it. Fucking dumbasses not realizing an officer that is caught is a really bad time for the CIA, as fun fact, James Bond gets tortured for information every day, and then the hundred people he was investigating as a loose link in the evil mastermind's plot get shot. Even with torture resistance techniques, minimizing that risk is a good idea, CIA ain't retards. If you're doing that kind of direct action shit, you send in a random no name, like aforementioned crackhead or the super secret black ops kill team that is 1000% military and operates on CIA intel, and has a 0% fail rate.They do train officers in combat, cause officers are targets, and the Cold War taught us that a ton. Soviets would suicide russian agents to kill or capture American ones in ambushes whenever possible a lot of the time. The farm is where they're trained, go look into it, it's very awesome.
>>519853318I can recite The List top to bottom from memory and also make up new entries on the fly at a speed of about 30 a minute. I'm a *berg super recognizer and can spot them in any form or disguise. I speak 6 languages (3 fluent, 2 very well, 1 good enough to get by) and I know specific ethnic insults in about 10 more.
>>519859383Oh and this goes for both sides, the agents doing suicide missions were generally no names. you don't send your best to die in a hotel.
>>519859525
>>519860348clean up your acthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhS51tOW1jo
>>519855637>a lot of people are approached in collegeNo, that's a myth.
>>519853318How much jewish cock you will suck.
>>519853318If I went to kill modi I'd have gotten it done. Sorry faggot agency, I'm built different.
>>519853783>If your LDS... im not kidding. Mormons get hired because they dont drink and they are perfect cattle for jewish schemes.I read many years back it's because alphabet agencies see mormons as good at taking orders without asking questions.They're the useful idiots who do anything as long as it pays money.
>>519853318Ivy league degree and connections or brown
>>519853318how much dick you can take up your arsehole
>>519853318Yale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coS2CdNd7Io
>>519853318have a criminal record in drug dealing and be willing to subvert your country and run test on its citizens
>>519861382>useful idiots who do anything as long as it pays money.
>>519854138>Ugly new CIA logo ripped off from Joy Division album cover>Joy Division is a shit band fronted by an ugly dysgenic Jew, and the band is a favorite of Jewish GenXers and Millenials>like most music Jews like, is actually a shit overrated bandWow, how professional. It really makes me want to join.
what kind of person would make an image like this?
>>519853318I think the dogs are more interesting.
>>519853318I made this just for you CIA
>>519853318i am very zionist, wanting all jews to go to israel even by force if necessary, and i know the hacker known as 4chani can be their man on the inside
How much I hate the CIA
No
i can lie very convincingly and don't mind killing people if i have to (j/k)
>>519853318My irresistible charm ….. ;)
>>519864166Send me in to infiltrate and fuck all the silicon valley girl bosses!
>join the losing side LOL LMAO
>>519853318>what makes you stand out and get hiredLots of loyalty for a hired guy.
>>519854510still makes me feel really good knowing a ton of actual cia people that some still working for the agency today knew personally got their fingernails pulled, eyelids removed, the whole gamut, organs (eventually, after a long torture session) harvested...fucking awesome. like really awesome.one of those good hope stories you kind of start to crave once you get a taste for themTKD includes (((cia))) niggers and especially you (((fbi))) motherfuckers looking at my shit after i've superflagged myself, FAGGOTSTKD! total kike deathTOTAL KIKE DEATH DEATH TO ALL JEWS AND THEIR SHABBOS GOYIM SLAVE PETS
>>519854173>>519854138>>519854327>>519854357Dropping a gem here:NEW CIA Recruitment Video just dropped:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB6y1vq7X_Y
>>519854480It's funny because life in China seems kino af in that video. >>519864513You're hired.
>>519853318uh oh hes not very happy about his foodies !!!! omg im defacing satan CIA omg, and you have to read this. Covered in shit, literally rolling in your own shit pooping and farding. You don't even know anything except the smell of putrid shid and fard. Look at you rolling in your own excrement, disgustingly, like a bunch of caged jeets flinging shid on each other, worshipping lucifer as im forcing him to eat shid electronically, he has no power here CIA, look at him eating shit. it's indian shit, literal indian fecal matter, and he's not very happy look at that face. uh oh stinky!!!!! how does it feel being forced to read about eating shid and sniffing fard, gross and poopy, you shouldnt have pissed me off CIA look what you've done, now you've gotten lucifer eating shit. Look at him he's literally eating it. Your god eating shid and fard on a sunday eve, on the shabbat oh no. whats he doing there eating shit? I hope it's kosher shit do you CIA? it's not though, it's indian shit, some disgusting indian curry diarrhea and he has to eat it
>>519853318They have psychopathic tendencies.
>>519853318I poop a lot and I don't know where it all comes from because I don't eat that much.
>>519853318israeli passport wouldnt hurt
>>519853318Just apply, it's that easy. https://www.cia.gov/careers/ https://www.cia.gov/ehl/careers
>>519866481>Indian turds for cosmic Mr Hankey
>>519867064>apply>ghosted>apply again a year later>ghosted>apply againso on. How about you come to my house and interview me over hot tea and biscuits?
>this post is advertising or begging
>>519867258>How about you come to my house and interview me over hot tea and biscuits?CIA doesn't accept lazy people.
>>519862200>That Yale thing
PUT ME IN THE GAME COACHWHATEVER YOU SAY COACHI KNOW IM WEAKI KNOW IM PATHETIC MAN YOURE SO AMAZINGIM SO LUCK YOU MADE ME WHAT DO I DO, BOSS?
>>519853318Is this an advertisement? Surely they don't need any more retards in the CIA, why pitch here?
