> be England>basically Europe’s damp backwater>too small to conquer anyone, too stubborn to give up>get tired of French winning all the time>“what if we just learn boats really, really well?”>turns out that works>start mugging Spanish ships for gold>rebrand piracy as “exploration”>finance it with fancy IOUs and investors in wigs>accidentally invent global capitalism>found a company that literally owns a continent>find random places, plant flag, declare “this is ours now”>make locals fight each other so you don’t have to>rinse and repeat for three centuries>Industrial Revolution kicks innow empire runs on coal, child labor, and mild racism>manage to rule India from 5,000 miles away using paperwork and tea>every other European nation tries to copy>Britain already sold them the guns>win by default>Victorian era hits>Now rule 25% of World >pretend it’s about “civilizing” people, not money>fast-forward a bittwo world wars later, broke as hell>America takes the empire starter pack and runs with it>Britain left with nostalgia, cricket, and self-importance“atleast people everywhere speak our language”
>>519865837You're missing something
>>519865837>Britain left with nostalgia, cricket, and self-importanceThey're the biggest bunch of impotent sissies on earth. A country with less land than California and they've allowed corporate interests to tell them they must conform to being a minority in the land of their ancestors, or face scorn, ridicule, even prison. They're worthless.
>>519865989Normie.
anglos sold their souls to the jews
>>519867874Cope, Gonzalez you mutts are nowhere near as superior as Anglo Aryans. Enjoy your taco.
