>Village shocked by death of girl, MP sayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn97jr9w552o>Prison guards gave fugitive Epping sex offender directions to train stationhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15227581/Prison-guards-told-fugitive-sex-offender-way-deportation-centre-gave-directions-train-station.html>Grooming gang victims slam Keir Starmer for 'making a mockery' of survivors - 'S*****'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2126063/grooming-gang-victims-slam-starmer>Starmer’s workers’ rights bill ‘will cripple job market’https://archive.ph/NlhoO>Peer trying to derail UK smoking ban discussed bill with relative at tobacco firmhttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/26/uk-smoking-ban-lord-strathcarron-relative-british-american-tobacco>The new Battle of Hastings: Locals fight to save historic pier after self-styled sheikh puts it up for salehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hastings-pier-sale-community-ownership-gulzar-b2849704.html>Epping sex offender arrested in north London after mistaken prison releasehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/epping-hotel-migrant-met-police-london-manhunt-b1254896.html>Reform’s Pochin apologises after hitting out at adverts ‘full of black people'https://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-25/reforms-pochin-apologises-after-hitting-out-at-adverts-full-of-black-people
Wankpuffins
>Imagine if nobody wanted to come herethink lads, no more ethnic food
>>519874162Interesting. Got any more?
Not a fan.
>>519874141You didn't answer the questions about girlfriend or your mother cooking you a Sunday roast. You're not White.
Mad how Sosban-a literal tranny lusting drug addicted pisshead homosexual that wants to kill kids, thinks he is going to strengthen and preserve the uk and save it with his high morals and trad values.He should run for election as he already has all the qualities of a modern politician.
72 virgins or 7'2" virgins
Just want to go to Asia and shag some ladyboys, lads
Someones hitting the tilewine hard tonight.
>>519873974This is definitely going to make you fart the bedsheets off
not the multi tread off-topic namebame gossip meltdown from the night security guard, shift should be starting soon we may get some peace.
>>519874459t. lactose intolerant BAME
>>519874211>but we have the recipehttps://youtu.be/YaGdwfykYGY?si=O982dWydJ8oKphLK&t=7
>>519874327>7'2" virgins
>>519874211>your quality of life is dependent on the desires of ghetto dwelling third worlders
>>519874211What's wrong with fishfingers, mash and proper gravy?
>>519874211This is why those rich people in London should feel honoured and privileged to be mugged for their rolex by a BAME. It means they have made it, they are truly rich Londoners.
researching tretinoin to lock in my youthful neet face
>>519874491Cool - does this mean I can dance now?
>>519874592frankly i've not eaten any foreign muck thats impressed me (outside of europe). maybe mexican
>>519874459>fart the bedsheets off
Add some corned beef and that's basically a reuben.
>>519873974That sounds good and the toastiness level is perfect
Been noticing a lot of "muzzies are blameless" nudging in brit/pol/ lately. You lads aren't actually falling for it, right?
>>519874230Cockwomble
>>519874727Isn't that the stuff they used in Stargate so Teal'c didn't have to live with a worm in his torso?
>>519874804There's a lot of good food out there - not USA (except Texas BBQ)
>>519874918Has there? Not seen anyone advocating that moslems are good lads.
>>519874823Or you can choose to Dutch oven the gf
>>519874918certain elements were trying to form an anti-jew alliance with muds and blacks and its so fucking retarded.
>>519874981In case you didn't catch it, lad.
>>519874918Luv pakis I do me
In the supper snack slop experimental corner, I give you cheese on toast but with marmite under the cheese.
>>519874963
>>519874975>we are no longer slave to the goa'uld!>now we are only slave to the tau'ri and what supply their factories can produce for billions of jaffa across thousands of worldsThe greatest scam the jews ever pulled.
then there's the other side of the coin, tommy robbinson (formerly twitter) trying to form a anti-mud alliance with the jews blacks and indians, equally retarded.
>>519874253nice jaw but weird face
Think cabbage is better than lettuce in every way
>>519875128Cheese needs more colour.
>>519875128>Cheese and marmite toast is experimentalSounds like you've unlocked an ancestors memory. This shit has been around since marmite existed.
>>519875128would eat
>>519875128bit of tabasco on that then 10/10
>>519875286>Cheese needs more colourIt's always a race between crispy brown cheese and black cremated corners.This is a fair compromise.
>>519874963Excellent. Keep em coming.
>>519875271you can get pickled cabbage too which is nicelettuce is a bit of a non entity, rabbit fodder.
Is this accurate?
>>519875327>Sounds like you've unlocked an ancestors memoryFuck. I thought I'd created something new. It's fucking tasty too.
>>519875018>the gfI don't have a gf to dutch oven
>>519875286everyone should have a cooking blowtorch to finish off their cheese.
>>519875433Amateur.
>>519874322>literal*ActualFify and checked
>>519875527>I don't have a gf to dutch ovenCat?
>>519875414>tabascoLiquid jalapeno? Fuck no. Is there any food you jalapeno mafia won't ruin?
Just fareted my arse clean off
>>519874162Do you molest otters too?
>>519875654Otter twotter
>>519875128>marmiteI should try that again, only much less of it.
>>519875474One of me favourite ways to have it is to have it very finely shredded. Very refreshing and great with sauce
>>519875531>>519875557I burned out my creme brulee torch stripping paint from my hallway. :(Should have used my leccy heat gun but it's buried in my tool cupboard somewhere.(Also known as an airing cupboard to women and poofs)
>>519875756grorious nipponese food folded 1000x
Just made a white Russian
Not very politics in here imop
>>519875730>only much less of it.Think of a skid mark on your boxers. That's all you need. Just a light smear.You're not American I hope?
>>519875833nigger
>>519875833not a lot going on in the politics world at the moment, lad
>>519875639love me some spices, me
>>519875826>white Russianno such thing
>>519875639They only use jalapenos in the green (better) one.
>>519875756Is that battered pork fillet?Oh my.. I am overcome.
>>519875833>day 524: starmer was a faggot again
It's one of them when you just throw them away, no point trying to wash that out
>>519875907That shite is never even close to the heat level of a real carolina reaper. Hot sauce is almost always a scam.
>>519875557They might come in handy
Lettuce contains natural opiates and helps you sleepCabbage is just fkn rank
>>519875627My cats died. Very sad.
Might make some chicken sashimi for lunch tomorrow.
>>519874918BAMEs are BAMEs, simple as
>>519875848>You're not American I hope?No, definitely not. In fact, I live quite near Burton on Trent, the home of marmite.
>>519875833The food is political. It's important we discover how to make this mystery sustenance for when the wogs and nignogs leave.
>>519875972it's too hot man that's why it's still full kek. i do love a bit of encona though
>>519875907>the "You know how I like hot sauce, me" guyThis is a particular type of bloke you know
>>519875826>Just made a white RussianApproaching drone noise intensifies.
>>519875833>Sophie Turner, 29, is dating Coldplay frontman Christ Martin, 48Thoughts?
>>519876010hehe
>>519876030beef casserole with dumplings. open up camps for /biglads/ to make em /normallads/
Why are panel shows so popular amongst the great unwashed? All they are is Jimmy Carr and the same 5 people making the same jokes over and over again.
>>519875826Based. With real Kahlua?
>>519875465Erm. The scarf does not go all the way around his neck. This is very disturbing. Please fix this immediately.
>>519876010I'm sorry for your loss.
I would much rather like to discuss the political and cultural implications of embracing new world leader china and their culture. Especially the killing and eating of small dogs. Thoughts?>>519875869, >>519875939, >>519875894
>>519876081it's one thing to like hot sauce but quite another to make it your whole personality.
>>519876133most of the modern ones seem to be BAMEs and disableds screaming about Trump
>>519876030Also no milk/meat products in your suitcase either way since Brexit,Bosh - political
>>519876201the nervous laughter when you dont know if rosie jones is trying to say drumpf for comedic purposes or if she's just trying to say trump
Me a bro just jackin' it, hanging out watching a bit of porn and jackin' it, nothing gay about cuming on your bro, it's just banter
>>519876201I forgot about the existence of Rosie Jones until you reminded me, you bastard man.
>>519876160>all the way around his neckLike this?
>>519876187i'd like to flip your mum for profit
>>519876142Yeah lad.
>>519874211>no-one wants to go to third world shit holes because they are depressingbit racist that luv
>>519876105>ChristHe's getting a bit up himself surely?
Imagine if the migrants starting getting put up in ultra exclusive hotels like the Goring What would they make of the hotel manager
BBBEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(the bird who I fancy at work)
>>519876131Marmite goes well in beef stew. I add a teaspoon.
>>519876243get the fuck out of here, you made your choice
Just like here but with yoo know hoo instead of Carr
>>519876467He'd make a meal of them.
>>519876105Don't care. They're both old for their genders, though a man is only really old once he reaches 60.
>>519876503Don't care, want sausage
Speakers on me PC have stopped working lads.
>>519876568man sausage
Anhedonia.... STILL
>>519876243You can get away with carrying food, or basically anything like drugs. Just get a large jar of nutella and put your waterproofed drugs at the bottom under all that gloopy thick chocolate, they will never open it and even if they did they wouldn't go to the trouble of scooping it all out to find them.I travelled through train stations in Africa getting my bag sniffed by German Shepherds and none of them ever ticked for anything other than food. They might have smelled the chocolate but they never clocked the weed. Just takes the slightest balls.
>>519876467He's a big lad
>>519876568fuck off you manky little shit
>>519876243They don't like lamps leaving Europe either. Tried to stop me leaving Romania when I turned up with three in my hand luggage at security. I got through eventually but it was touch and go.
>>519876590Not fussy
Its decided. Cabbage is the official vegetable of Brit/pol/.
>>519876613you and your testicle finding adventures in africa eh
>>519876647>Green Chadbage>Ice(((berg))) lettuce
>>519876580nvm got them working again. Turns out the passthrough headphone jack is fecked.
>>519876613Between UK EU too? Manchester are usually on the ball - not so much at the French end.
>>519876632Oh it's that jolly chap - filtered
>>519876568>>519876639Le sosij
>>519876638>lampsThey thought you said tramps and tried to give you a bus load
Hi i'm Josh Howie welcome to Free Speech Nation on GBNews. Coming up - a list of all the antisemitic criticism of Israel this week that MUST be shamed, cancelled and prosecuted to the full extent of the law!
>>519876538>>519876622>Welcome Mebrahtu>I see you're from Eritrea>Please sample our finest Vol-au-vent's
>>519876757What about tea? I'm going to Denmark next month and the only decent tea is a specialist shop that's a bastid to get to. There is a hottie there though that makes up for it.
>>519876805yeah not how it works you fucking traitor cunt
they're just filling HMOs instead of hotelswe're gonna be so fucked by the next parliamenthttps://xcancel.com/RestoreBritain_/status/1981402539078938687#m
>>519876638I got a Zippo confiscated in Dresden - we burned it to the ground in WW2 - fair enough
>>519876836Bucharest is the only city I've ever been to that had more tramps than benches. Fuckers sleep anywhere.
The farts have started.
>>519876647Of course, and not 'just' cabbages. All cabbage-kind and all cabbage-related things
>>519876915Paris is a close second
>>519876911>weyou're a frog now lad, you didn't do shit
>>519876805Corrr.Look lads. It's that guy who moved from England to France. Corrrr. He's so based and red-pilled.Such an inspiring story. I wish I was just like him.Corrrrrr.
>>519876815La sosij - feminine obviously?
>>519876864what I hear is number of migrants in hotels massively down, huge labour victory - promises made, promises kept.
>>519876911>I got a Zippo confiscated in DresdenAye. Can see they might be a touch offended.
>>519876852No problem - it's just meat and milk they don't like
>>519877022Probably just Romanian overspill.
>>519877060I would never set foot in a UK hotel again after this shite even if they emptied all of the boatwogs out of every one. Some stains never wash away.
>>519877033hmm, sarcasm
>>519877001its the vegetable of emperors
> The comments by Sarah Pochin MP are utterly deplorable and beneath anyone lucky enough to serve as an MP in the House of Commons. > Watch and understand that that is the reality of Nigel Farage’s Reform. We are so much better than this as a country.Guess which Party these comments came from?
>>519876911I had some bullets they tried to confiscate at Prestwick
>>519877123I've got Copenhagen, Dublin, Porto and Berlin coming up in the next few months. Going to pack a pepperami just to spite the cunts.
>>519877143Funnily enough
>>519875504naa, i went from emo to deano
>>519874523WouldConfidently wouldEagerly wouldBoldly wouldCheerfully wouldVigorously wouldEnthusiastically wouldSwiftly wouldCourageously wouldGracefully wouldProudly wouldDiligently wouldHappily wouldFearlessly wouldJoyfully wouldResolutely wouldSteadfastly wouldZealously wouldEarnestly wouldSincerely wouldWarmly wouldBrightly wouldCalmly wouldPatiently wouldKindly wouldGently wouldPolitely wouldThoughtfully wouldCarefully wouldHonestly wouldFaithfully wouldGenerously wouldHumbly wouldWisely wouldCreatively wouldReliably wouldBravely wouldPromptly wouldEfficiently wouldClearly wouldFucking ravenously wouldHornily wouldSluttily wouldPervily wouldNastily wouldKinkily wouldSavagely wouldOrally wouldAnally wouldSexually wouldWould
This cunt is the halfway house between lettuce and cabbage. It gets a pass cause kimchi.
>>519877226I am deeply impressed by this knowledge. Here: Have a cabbage.
>>519877343n't
>>519877300Take a haggis
>>519873974For those people crying about the mushroom bhaji and chicken korma I made today, here's a picture of the pizza I made yesterday.
>>519877357One of the lesser Brassica races
>>519877393Is this a cabbage for ants?
>>519877342>>519875504forgot pic
CABBAGE IS FKN RANK FFS
>>519874211I make my own curries, no wogs required.
>>519875756Eating that kind of shit will turn you into a homosexual.
>>519877294You can't moan at that>>519877300Possible - some stuff which is in it's original sealed packaging is allowed - like macaroons - but open custard creams are not.
>>519877400I can live with a confiscated pepperami. It would be an international incident should they attempt to relieve me of my peppered offal.
You actually think some people this sort of reaction internally to the Epping rapist getting captured and soon to be deported?
>>519877443A cabbage for a uninitiated Cabbagemancer
>>519877427>mushroom bhajiThat makes sense now, I thought you'd messed up your onion bhaji, but I didn't have the heart to tell you in case it ruined your culinary adventure.
>>519877499>t.lettuce nibbler
>>519877516I do too, healthier and darkie free
>>519877544Wanna try that one again mate?
>>519877537>Hot chilli sauceBreakfast ruined.
>>519877499I see you have chosen to deny the truth of divine deliciousness. Your foolishness will pass in time.
>>519876852I haven't tried it for countries that don't allow food in luggage, maybe I should have said that. I did my research before travelling just in case they did a random jarred food grab & then decided to somehow guess I was stashing my green in one of them haha. >>519877123
>>519877541or slowly eat it on the spot while maintaining eye contact with security
>>519877427Nice pizza, but the crust looks a bit flat. I hope those aren't jalapenos, btw.
>>519877516Seen actual Indians cook curry at universities. They bemoan how the spices aren't as fresh/good (alright fair enough) but do a bunch of shit like always poaching their meat, not getting any colour on it. Or it's plain water for a chicken curry, not even chicken stock. They may use a lemon occassionally but it seems like they haven't got a concept of something like a vinegar to add acidity. Anyhow, the curry I did bother to make from start to finish was a chicken tikka masala this English guy did on Instagram, where he creates pub menu dishes. It was excellent. The pajeets in the comments lost their shit at him and this retarded smug pajeet leaf set his dogs on the poor guy. The dumbasses doing their usual whinging and ethnonarcissistic routine over cuisine.
>>519877516
>>519877551If you wish to dive into cabbage opulence you must first learn to make polish bigos.
>>519876133I used to absolutely love panel shows in my adolescence (2000s). I have no idea whether they've gotten worse or if they were always bad and it's me who's changed.
>>519877226If he had simply thought of the people as cabbages, he would have grown the greatest empire.
As for a light night time snack I suggest 36 wafer thin honey roast ham slices from tesco's
>>519877666Tired, type fast, don't proofread. Simple as.
>>519877826Ham causes cancer, mate. They're going to ban it soon.
>>519877626Me too but my ex stole my mortice and pestel. Cunt.Keep forgetting to replace it.
>>519877770>The pajeets in the comments lost their shit at himWhy? Chicken tikka is a British after all
>>519877762Look like regular red chillies. He's safe.
>>519877241ReformUK?
>>519877544U wot m80?
>>519877824i find these stupid memes so funny
>>519877578Not brave enough to make onion bhaji yet, got a deep fat fryer and recipes for em but they look like a bit of a faff.I have given up on making cakes or fudge but my chocolate tiffin is decent as is my honeycomb.
>>519877826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c
>>519877826It's strange how these packs usually cost a quid but then a pack of 4 slices is a tenner.Ham prices make no sense.
>>519877853right then I'm off to tesco to panic buy ham
luv me Katie Meluasimple as
>>519877762>I hope those aren't jalapenos, btw.They fucking are too. Pizza ruined.
>>519877867It was made up by some Paki in Glasgow, as the story goes. It is pajeet - same principle as a dog born in a barn. But the cook specified he is recreating the staples of pub classics, not claiming the curry is propah bri'ish innit. Those retards did not grasp that very simple point.
>>519877909No, they're quite easy, just don't make the batter too thick, or they end up stodgy. I can never get poppadoms right.
I doubt I would have lost my virginity if I didn't lose it with a prostitute. That probably sounds really pathetic and I don't care. I was always worried about the size of my penis and after doing it with a few prostitutes I felt much more confident in myself. I always asked if I was big enough and never got a dishonest answer. One prostitute who was 5ft1 said "you managed to fill me up and cum twice". That was a nice compliment and I didn't doubt her for a second. Never needed to use lube with her, she got really wet giving head. I remember the first time meeting her entering through her front door and her little dog was going crazy. Rushed me up stairs and she was stuttering anxiously and dripping in sweat. I knew she liked me straight away and we did see each other outside of "work". Nice girl shame he had problems.
>>519877826This is what I feed my cat, but the Aldi version. The cat knows it is eating the flesh of an animal that it couldn't kill by itself, it seems to relish it more than chicken.
>>519877762I can't get fresh jalapeños anywhere, but I probably wouldn't use them for a pizza.My wife likes thin crust so I looked up how to make thin crust yesterday and it just means that you don't bother to proof the dough. This one was from the day before.
>>519878108You're a cats meat man
>>519878055tbf basically of jeet cuisine is Portuguese
Tax. We’ve all become so used to it, we forget how much we’re actually paying. It is relentless, even beyond death. And for what? If we had a semblance of functioning public services, I could maybe stomach it. But we don’t, so what are we actually paying all of this money for?We are subject to Scandinavian levels of tax for third-world levels of competence - what a toilet deal.Earn a salary. Income tax, a fifth gone before we’ve even started. National insurance, more on top of that. What for? A ‘world-class’ health service? The NHS? Ha. Good luck.Even getting to work costs - taxes on buying a car, running a car, insuring a car. Vast amount of road tax. Is that being well spent? Unless you want potholes you can paddle in, the answer is no. A road network built for half the amount of cars. How’s that going? It takes twice as long to get anywhere. Fuel duty and tax on insurance - whack that on top too. Congestion charges, tolls, fines and more. It goes on and on and on.Forget getting the train, that’ll cost twice as much and never runs on time - a season ticket into London costs thousands. Unaffordable. Yet the trains so often run empty? Maybe that system isn’t working…VAT on anything that moves - getting taxed to buy products/services, from already taxed money.Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax. Then more tax.Did you go to university? Your ‘loan’ isn’t loan, it’s a tax. Interest is so sharp, you’re just paying that off each month. Hundreds gone, to pay for a sociology degree a decade ago. Ouch. Why are we saddling our youngsters with so much debt, with so much interest on top of that? Madness.Manage to put a few quid away to save? That gets taxed too - ISAs will be under attack in the budget. Profit made on successful investments, what happens? You guessed it. Tax.
>>519877826Shredded ham hock is better.
>>519878007she's got some right bawdy knee slappers are katyhave the music hall dancing on the tables and tipping the postmanheard she played a barracks and had the whole battalion doing the lambeth
>>519877540I did, officious cunts>>519877541> customs pulling out a haggis n black pudding
>>519877909>got a deep fat fryerWe'll make a Scotsman of you yet.
>>519878168Redpill me on this.
Fricking twatcabbage
>>519878160looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8vY64fwrlk
>>519877605>t occasional lettuce n salad cream sarnie enjoyer
>>519878108Beautiful cat. Mine likes pork but it is chicken and white fish she goes insane for.
>>519877985>pack of 4 slices is a tenner.That's proper ham. >These packsThat's mechanically recovered pig entrails and then reformed into what looks like ham.
>>519878240alberto barbosa was the original pajeet
>>519878160Cor, that looks better. I've got one of them ninja outdoor pizza oven/smoker things, they come out lovely.
>>519877711It’s rank, same goes for marmiteAnd fkn spam
>>519878362they had to mechanically recover the trail of my dick from ya mum’s snatch
>>519877771Cooking is great and the more racist I've become the less I want to give my money to nons.I make my own Chinese food as well, despite not having any problems with the chinks.
Start replacing bacon with cabbage.
>>519878362Ham is still disgustingly overpriced. You could buy a whole chunk of pork, cook it, and slice it into hundreds of slices for the same price.
Rate my 'za.
>>519878462looks like one of my exes after i'm done with her
>>519877826
>>519878189Niggas be acting like "closest thing to crazy" isn't a fucking banger.
>>519878462>brain pitza
>>519878462ukraine war footage
>>519878362>pig entrailserm actually when you first open the pack it does smell like farts
>>519878240from what I remember most of what we consider Indian food are just iterations of local food made by Europeans in Goa with ingredients from home and the new world, jeet peasants were eating slop (or starving) while the Mughal rulers (and strivers) were eating Turkic bbq heavy food
>>519878444You want a bacon sandwich?Bacon is unhealthy. Replace with cabbage.Bread is unhealthy. Replace with cabbage.Tomato sauce is unhealthy. Replace with cabbage.
>>519877860I use a nutri bullet
>>519878433I bought all stainless steel pans now to get away from the forever chemical sloppa. heat distribution is so much better and can actually get a sear on stuff now. took a bit of learning to know when the food naturally releases from the pan, but its been good. can also do proper deglaze and make pan sauces now too.
>>519878580ur mum uses a nutri bullet
>>519878204I looked in to it on chatgpt
>>519878559Brown sauce with bacon sarnies, not red.
Doing some cabbaging
>>519878055Crème de la crème restaurant iirc
>>519878339My sister's cat brought a mouse in the other day when I was trying to get my niece ready for nursery. Stupid cat. Ruined my morning.
nigger stole my cabbage
>>519878605Welcome to the stainless steel massive.
>>519878537that’s the nitrogen and carbon dioxide they fill the pack with lad
>>519878605When the collapse comes, men who can turn rats and old socks into delicious meals will be sought after by every warlord.
>>519878462Placenta?
>>519878462
>>519878189Lily up the farter
>>519878580slicing is not the same as crushing lad.
>>519878432>they had to mechanically recover the trail of my dick from ya mum’s snatchI'm glad it was still tight enough to require mechanised solutions.I scooped mine out of yours with my fist.
>>519878538I don't know about the intracies of what they would have learnt from Euros, but I have heard that they got the idea of meat stews from us. Because all curries often are are spiced meat stews. Their most iconic dish, the biryani, also, IIRC, came via the Mughals which in turn has it's roots in Persia and the Arab World. They say the same of us about fish and chips (heckin valid jews did it) but I am dubious of that. That we needed the yids to actually come along and benevolently teach us to fry white fish in batter.
>>519878611Original
>>519877770I make chicken tikka masala as well but it's more fucking around as you've got to marinate the chicken overnight, then skewer it and bake it in the oven before you make the sauce. I really like cooking, but it's really time-intensiveMy missus' favourite dish is Pad Thai.
Smoked cabbage sarnie
>>519878453Go to the polski sklep. They have lovely hams, cheap.
>>519878618Turn up with a live pig instead
feeling comfy tonight lads
>>519878462Is that a placenta?
corr brown BAMEslop
>>519878166Yes but without the noncynessChucking meat to animals & getting them into good form is fun, this 1 has tufts on its shoulders like a country cat now. They only usually get that when they hunt loads of rats and stuff >>519878339haha thanks, it looks identical to another 1 that lives round the corner, exactly the same waistcoat markings in every way. Funny little critters
>>519878886Make a massaman curry from scratch. Galangal can be a pain to get a hold of sometimes.
>>519878537It do be like that.
>>519878762Different blades for different things
>>519878935Film idea:Fast and Furious meets Cross of Iron
>>519878855>jews teach Brits how to prepare fish>jews don't teach micks how to prepare fishbased jews????????it also must be galling that for jeets their most famous landmark is a islamic Mughal tomb, fucking meme culture, although I will always find West Indian cultural chauvinism the funniest especially in relation to Britain
>>519878923That's my wife you cheeky bastard
Evening lads, hope you're all well, quick one from me.They let the Ethopian out on purpose to press the Digital ID's.>This wouldn't have happened if we already had digital ID's!>If we had digital ID's already they wouldn't have mistaken him!Have a good evening gents!
>>519878886I don't bother with an overnight marinate. 3 or so hours and grill the thing rather than bake it. The sauce is the star of the show. I am waiting on a new cast iron casserole dish so I can do more European stuff like shepard's pie, bolognese/any ragu really, boeuf bourguignon, etc. Have to have the deglaze that a non-stick cannot provide you
>>519878981>massaman curryTop scran
>>519879085Quiet, lettucemuncher
idk if its the time change or what but i am fucking rattled
>>519879050Had her hair done?
>>519879066I thought you were dead
>>519878220I got it for chicken burgers and Chinese dishes, I fucking love it.>>519878084I feel like Indian food is only good if you have more than one dish, I had chicken tikka masala and korma a bunch of times but they end up feeling a bit bland if you don't have a good accompaniment to them. Today was the first time I made mushroom bhaji and it was SO much better.
>>519879066>abba the musical
>>519879037They become huge ethno narcissists over food and even Anglophilic ones have stupid and strange ideas that if we simply left them alone they'd have came up with all the innovations we did alone. Sometimes the shit they say is incomprehensible, like this one arrogant chinky eyed monkey faced fuck kvetching over risotto and how weird that makes us whites when it's the same damn concept, in effect, as their daal - except risotto is better obviously.
>>519879177no- she has a poorly trotter - finger
>>519878580She stole that too. I've just got a these fucking bits left that mock me every time I see them that she ripped me off so good.They are good for taking stew hiking though so I keep them.
>>519879066fuck
>>519879185He wasBut when he got to the Pearly Gates there was a sign that read "NO NAMEBAMES" so he came back
>>519879162Sounds sexual and inherently better than sosijsnacker
>>519879325>>519879325>>519879325
>>519878605Can't beat it lad.
>>519879066>Rapist Mr Bean
>>519879272>IoT wiretap
>>519879251>They become huge ethno narcissists over foodBecause it's literally all they have, that's their one thing that people globally say "yeah, I suppose it's okay (at best)" so if you disparage it then oh no, the French and the Italians at least have dozens of other achievements to fall back on. I didn't know there was a fatwa against risotto lol, and Indian is very likely the biggest global demographic threat facing the world for the foreseeable future, much more so than Africa or China
>>519873974British are going extinct. It's over for you.
>>519879205Easy to make a fair approximation of Peking duck with a whole duck, onions sauce, sesame oil, etc, etc. I'm obviously not going to do the tradition of blowing it like a balloon so it's skin is tight and basting it hot oil as it hangs over a massive drum
>>519878732Course it is.....
>>519878745Baldrick?
>>519879487>t. 46%
>>519879467>pesto is an optionWould have been kek worthy if the pesto zone covered Bristol and only Bristol. Also, where the fuck is tartare sauce? That is obviously the best choice.
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>>519878886Had to zoom in on what looked jalapenoesque but it's spring onion. Looks good.
>>519879508Typed soi sauce but what I meant was hoisin.
>>519879037>jews don't teach micks how to prepare fishIs this why they hate Israel?
>>519879591I'm not a nazi like you cucks
Don't care if this was written by a nonce, this is a great song, especially after 3 mins.https://youtu.be/BuyFhOIA-bE
>>519878421Noice! That's definitely on the wishlist, but I spend so much money on kitchen stuff and I have less and less room to store it all so I have to bide my time.>>519878605I did exactly the same thing this year but the frying pan came with a non-stick coating so I had to buy another bigger one.>>519878981There are a couple of ingredients that are a pain in the arse. I use Starry Mart for a lot of Asian ingredients.>>519879074The non-stick never lasts and you're eventually going to end up ingesting it which can't be great.
>>519879074>don't bother with an overnight marinate. 3 or so hours and grill the thing rather than bake it.Yep. Same. Marinading at room temp instead of in the fridge helps when doing it quick.
>>519876105My thoughts are coldplay are fucking shit
>>519879971we know, you’re a wog mutt. you flag told us all we needed to know
>>519879467Looks like bpc is split down the middle. Don't agree with that
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>>519879971just a fat mutt content with his banking mandate?ivdea delenda est
>>519879550Fuck off josh
>>519879508I fucking love Peking duck but my wife doesn't. Might still make it if I can find a good place to buy the duck from.
>>519878605Forgot my pans picture.Crock pot is in the dishwasher.
see how muslims and the juden worldview and beliefs perfectly compliment each other, The jew makes up fantastical enemies and the muslims are out in force gunning for themPerfect symmetry.Niggers are more sovereign than desert dune coons ivdea delenda est
>>519880406To you or anyone really, is it worth using alcohol for shepard's pie? It's always either a stout or sometimes a red wine. Good shouts or only stock? If use alcohol for the deglase, which one? Stout feels more 'right'
>>519879174feeling proper tired tonight even though i got an extra hour in bed today, we need to stop all this clock changing nonsense
>>519879074>I don't bother with an overnight marinateIt's worth it, just plan ahead so it's ready when you need it. Here's a good recipe for tikka that's intended to go in a curry. There's no yoghurt, which I find tends to fall off into the curry.https://curry-recipes.co.uk/curry/index.php?topic=5829.0
>>519878605only nonces buy non-stick pansstainless much better lad, get yourself some bartenders friend from scamazon too (cheaper than homebuy)
>>519881455It's even cheaper at Home Bargains.
>>519881841yeah if you have one near by that has it, otherwise it's I think £5 delivery, anyway it's great for stainless and it's food safe and cheap
>>519880798Personally, I would use either of those but I very rarely make shepherd's pie or cottage pie and would prefer a nice beef stew and dumplings, which I use ale for.I want to make beef stroganoff more but it gives me shocking heartburn.
