>>519875752
In the 50s you had to go to asia to get a qt asian waifu. In the 90s-00s you just had to go to school to get a qt asian waifu.

90s-00s>>>>>>50s

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>>519875752
1980s Colorado was magical, too bad caliwali fruitcakes and Midwest midwits ruined it.

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>>519875752

>Be me
>The United States of America
>Finally recover from civil war
>The wilderness is tamed
>The west is won
>Become manufacturing powerhouse
>Henry Ford
>Thomas Edison
>Nikola Tesla
>Charles Lindbergh
>Art and music more popular than ever
>Mark Twain
>Tin Pan Alley
>James Macneill Whistler
>Walt Disney
>Christianity going through a revival
>Third great awakening
>Tent meetings
>Fanny Crosby
>Teetotalism
>Niggercattle oppressed as fuck
>Employment up
>Highest wages in the world

*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*

>Economic boom attracts an influx of (((European immigrants)))
>Millions of fucktons of louse infested jews pour into the streets
>Kill President McKinley
>Write a song bragging about it ( traditionalmusic.co.uk/folk-song-lyrics/White_House_Blues(3).htm )
>Abolish gold standard
>Create Federal Reserve
>Create income tax
>Use stolen money to promote communism
>lend-lease
>USA sucked into WW1
>An entire generation of young men dies in the trenches
>Europe destabilized permanently
>Typical Tricks crash the economy
>Black Monday
>Great Depression
>Gangster era
>Hobo jungles

*RHYTHMIC SLAPPING SOUNDS*
*RHYTHMIC SLAPPING SOUNDS*
*RHYTHMIC SLAPPING SOUNDS*

>Fuck Franklin Delano Roosevelt
>Fuck Woodrow Wilson
>Fuck rabbi Stephen Samuel Wise
>Fuck Colonel House
>AND MOST OF ALL
>FUCK
>JEWS