Yeah, I'm feeling in the mood for a RISK THREAD!Have you got what it takes?You know how it goes:To play tell me your starting territory chosen name and colour. Up to 8 players can join.The game will start whenever two players appear.The game is scheduled to end at midnight.LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
>>519886055Midnight, Lisbon time.
>>519886055Starting - BulgariaColor - RedName - TRI MORETA
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>>519886357You're in anon, welcome.We'll just have to wait for other anons to appear. It might take awhile.
another bump
>>519887175It is what it is, anon...
>>519887439last time we did one of these the thread got shoa'd by a jannie, shit happens :)
i forgot the rules
>>519886055>Baghdad>Dark Green>Islamic Caliphate
>>519886055>no blitzkrieggay
>>519887866>>519887620THE GAME WILL START SOON!BE READY!>>519887677Checked.The game is very intuitive. You can know how to play easily and if you have a doubt you can always ask about it.You're in, Islamic Caliphate!
>>519887866>>519886357ROLL!You can advance towards two new territories each round, normally.Just tell me which two new territories you want to expand into.Islamic Caliphate can expand towards four new territories this round on account of his high rolling.
>>519888206Expand south, the little poece of Thrace and then Greece. Do not cross the sea.
>>519888206Inshallah, I shall move into Northern Iraq and Southern Iraq!
>>519888313ROLL!Tri Moreta failed to advance for he rolled zero.
>>519888463God has forsaken me, but my people will persist through this strife. Advance: same orders as before
>>519888463Allah is glorious! Into Kurdistan!>>519888270Foolish infidels like yourself are bound to fail.
>>519888569You better watch yourself and where you are advancing is all I'm saying
>>519888569ROLL!Tri Moreta, do not tell me that shit again: >Muh the same as the last oneIf there were more people it would be rather confusing.
>>519888745Advance: Take Yugoslavia to the west and north toward Romania, if there are points left go further North
>>519888698Al-A'raf verse 128"'To Allah belongs the earth and it is of His will whom He causes to inherit it. Indeed, seek help from Allah and be patient' Moses said to his people. 'For the righteous is, and the end, His servants.'"Infidels curs like you will learn to bow to the Greatest soon enough.>>519888745Into northern Iran! It is the will of the Greatest.
>>519888901>the will of the greatest is to roll 1I will have a good laugh with my concubines tonight
>>519886055Risk is babby gaem. Diplomacy is for real pimps.
>>519888901ROLLTri Moreta rolled high so he gets to expand towards four new territories this round.
>>519888982What we gain from failure is more than you could ever gain from 'victory' for our failures make us stronger and more prepared while your 'victories' only delay the inevitable Inshallah.
>>519889026I do not know that game.Is it much different?
>>519889029Advance: take the rest of Romania and take all of Ukraine
>>519889029Into central Iran Mashallah!Ar-Ra'd verse 43"And those who disbelieve say 'You are not a messenger.' Said the Prophet, 'Allah is sufficient as a witness between me and between you and whoever has knowledge of the book.'"
Start - PortugalColor - BlueName - Jesus' Army
>>519886055>Scotland>Celtia>Blue
PROCLAMATION TO THE PEOPLE OF TRI MORETAMy fellow Tri Moretians, today we have achieved our ancient mandate to rule over three seas. Our civilization is glorious, our fields are verdant and our army is strong. We will achieve great things together as we move into a new era of expansion and enlightenment.
>>519889248>>519889322Infidels! Turn to the light now or the wrath of Allah be upon thee!>>519889348How vain of you! You have achieved nothing of your own works.
>>519889248>>519889322You're both in but Celtia must quickly chose another colour.
>>519889248My fellow Christian, I propose a military alliance in case either of us gets attacked by the Caliphate. In such an event the other will provide immediate defensive aid by attacking the Caliphate.
>>519889414We will always stand with jesus you desert dogs
>>519889469>>519889526Foolish endeavor!Taha verse 8"Allah - there is no god except Him. To Him belongs the most beautiful names."You will regret defying Allah!
>>519889228ROLL!Also, hat tip to Islamic Caliphate: I recognise you now, the guy who quotes the Koran or whatever.I fear one day we'll see you on the news as a major terrorist though.CELTIA CHOSE ANOTHER COLOUR!BLUE HAS BEEN TAKEN!
>>519889432Light Blue
>>519889590My ancestors had lots of fun with your kind
>>519889469We are by nature pacifists, but if god's will requires it, we will fight.
>>519889677No.No blue.Chose quickly. You're rolling like a God.
>>519889652It has been awhile. I must, however, prove my faith in Allah and His superiority by being victorious in this game! Inshallah!Into south-eastern Iran!
>>519889652Advance: take the rest of Ukraine, including Crimea and if there are points move to Belarus
>>519889750okay dude golly purple
>>519889774You're in.You'll be able to roll next round when you appear on the map.
Advance to conquer all iberia
>>519889910quote his post where he says roll, so he can see you
>>519889695>>519889723Your ancestors of old are not the men of today. Today, your peoples are truly corrupt and beholden to mammon! You will fail and the truth and the believers will prevail!Al-Haqqah verses 6-8"And as for Egypt, they were destroyed by a furious, bitter wind which Allah imposed upon them for seven nights and eight days in succession so you would see the people therein fall as if they were hollow trunks of date palms. Do you see any of them remain?"
>>519889999Indeed, Allah concurs. A quad in the face of you infidels!
>>519889062No dice, only two unit types (Army and Navy), territory is claimed by overwhelming the defense (an unsupported army is displaced if attacked by an army supported by another army in an adjacent territory), number of units is determined by territory ownership (more territories with cities you possess, the more units you can field in total). Players can negotiate with rivals in all aspects, including territory swaps, and lying is commonplace. The GM is the final arbiter of outcomes per turn, and upkeep is done at the beginning of the next turn (city count must equal unit count per nation before the start of the next turn's moves).
>>519889910ROLL!Portugal guy didn't advance as he rolled zero.Celtia can advance towards four new territories this round on account of his initial high rolling.IMPORTANT:ANONS PLEASE PUT YOUR NAMES UP!Portugal anon: Please reply to the appropriate comment with the updated map and the roll order in order to roll.Do so by clicking in the numbers on the top right of the comment.Otherwise your roll will not count.LET'S GO!
>>519889652Advance to iberia
>>519890092Advance: north from Ukraine into Belarus and then further north into the Baltics, if there are points take Finland as well
>>519890089Sounds nice, I'd like to try that.But here we play a much modified Risk. It's a quintessential pol experience by now. Hope you try it one of these days.
>>519890092FudgeOur brothers in iberia don't have enough faith. No matter we will conquer them by strength.Advance again to iberia.With force this time.
>>519890092Advance to Northumbria, North-west England, Ireland, Brittany-france.
>>519890092Into Anatolia Inshallah! Tri Moreta must see the light!At-Tawbah verse 4"Except with those whom you have a covenant among the polytheists, then, if they have not failed you in any thing and have not supported against you with anyone, so fulfill, to them, their treaty till its term. Indeed, Allah loves the righteous."
>>519890107For crying out loud.First time, anon?If so welcome. I accept your roll but you need to reply to the appropriate updated comment with the map and the roll order.That is the most recent. The sixth instead of the fifth. But it's all okay. Annd you cannot say take over all of Iberia. You have only two territories you can conquer, You must be the most explicit possible so I know which territories you want.You can say North or East or whatever. But you can't say>er... Conquer 5 territories when I only can conquer 2.If you have any doubts just ask.
>>519890391Yes i was too late. Count my next reply as the roll if you want idk
>>519890274Well done.Please anon do the following too:When you open the comment box on top of it it's written name.Go there and type your chosen name please.
>>519890092Southwest of iberia
Southeast *god this is not a good day for me
>>519890363ROLL!>The Eastern Chads>The Westoid Virgins
>>519890642Advance: the big piece of Russia at the top, then go south from it in the very far east
>>519890642Advance east to iberia and south france.Quality over quantity.
>>519890642Advance south into England, if more then look towards Northern France and the Benelux.
>>519890642Allahu Ackbar! Further into western Anatolia! The Infidels will meet their demise!Al-Anfal verses 15 & 16"O you who believe! When you meet those who disbelieve advancing, do not turn to them your backs. And whoever turns to them that day his back except as a strategy of war or to join to a group, certainly he has incurred the wrath of Allah and his abode is Hell, a wretched destination."
>>519890762Alright.Meu, não vês que todos os outros aparecem com os seus nomes?Quando abres a caixa dos comentários está no topo >Reply to thread no.xxxxxE em baixo disso está >NameCarrega lá e escreve o teu nome para ser mais fácil identificar-te, por favor.
>>519890860Such a blasphamous people, they do not deserve the forgiveness of our savior...
>>519890860ROLL!Islamic Caliphate didn't advance. He rolled zero.
>>519890860>0
>>519891038Advance: take the little piece with Constantinople as buffer against the Caliphate, don't take other land in that direction, the rest keep taking Russia in the north-east
>>519890860Your faith is based on lies, convert or be damned!
>>519891030>>519891039You laugh and deny, but it is inevitable. My faith is tested and it stands resolute!>>519891038Again! My brothers in Anatolia must be returned under the banner!
>>519891038Advance into the uncivilized Briton lands, and if possible, bring our great Celtic culture to the brutes of Frankia. Oh, and, if we can spare an eighth of a point, we've really ought to station some troops on those strange islands right off our coast we for some reason didn't find it neccessary to settle.
>>519891038Expand last iberia territory and southeast france / italy
>>519891161It is YOU who is damned!Ar-Rum verse 11"It is Allah who is the origin of creation and will ressurect it. Then to Him you will all be returned."You are a false believer who does not truly believe in his own words.
>>519891230What is this backwards pagan people baptise now or be burned in hell for all eternity.
>>519891253ROLL ROLL ROLL!Celtia didn't advance, he rolled zero.Islamic Caliphate gets to advance towards four new territories this round.
>>519891400Advance: keep filling Russia from the north
>>519891230You, too, pagan, are blind. You must repent and turn towards Allah!>>519891400But of course. My faith remained resolute and it has been rewarded. into Thrace, Bulgaria, and Serbia! They must be brought back to the Caliph!
>>519891400Celtia must be united. Advance south to unite the Isles and if possible expand our French territories to Normandy and Central France.>>519891358You pray to false gods. May Taranis strike you down.
>>519891325Dont abuse our patience blasphemer. You will be dealt a swift death if it needs be.
>>519891400Convert this pagan peasents in the north and take france from the south
>>519891498Do not deal me such disrespect. Should we cross paths, our warriors will deal to you as the Eastern men dealt your Prophet.
>>519891535YOU shall be brought to heel. Allah offers salvation and you refuse it! You will see His wrath upon thee.Al-Fatihah verses 5-7"You alone we worship and You alone we ask for help. Guide us to the straight path, the Path of those, on them, You have bestowed Your favors upon, not those who earned Your wrath on themselves or those who go astray."
>>519891525You will burn in hell for your insolence repent now! Before its too late...
PROCLAMATION TO THE PEOPLE OF TRI MORETAWAR!!! Yesterday, a date which will live in infamy— TRI MORETA was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the caliphate.TRI MORETA was at peace with that Nation.No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the TRI MORETA people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory, and our interests are in grave danger. With confidence in our armed forces—with the unbounding determination of our people—we will gain the inevitable triumph—so help us God. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by the caliphate, a state of war has existed between TRI MORETA and the caliphate.
>>519891655ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! Ai, ai, ai! Clashes... Clashes everywhere!
>>519891786Kek
>>519891787Advance: retake Bulgaria and Thrace, storm into T*rkeyStomp the islamic dogs into the dirt, they started it,w e will finish it, God willing.
>>519891655>>519891759You horrid beasts! You claim morality yet strike us in the backs when your religion is no longer useful.>>519891787Reclaim our territories from these brutish invaders, and strike south! We will not take this lying down...
>>519891686An-Naml verses 55 & 56"And Lut, when he said to the men of his people, 'Do you commit that shameful deed while you see one another? Why do you approach the men with lust instead of women? Nay, you are an ignorant people.'"Unlike you, we do not worship men. You are the ignorant people. The Prophet was not perfect, only Allah is, and you, in turn, shall find this out whether by conversion or sword.>>519891786You will RUE the day you encroached on the land of the believers! Prepare yourselves for Allah's wrath!>>519891787Inshallah, I take the Anatolian province controlled by Tri Moreta and invade Greece!
>>519891787Keep converting the rest of britain
>>519891951Your own people choose the word of our savior. They do not believe in your fantasy gods anymore. Be thankful we are purifying you pagans...
>>519891951>>519892221You are no better than them polytheist! At least they are reasonably ignorant unlike you for you have actively chosen to reject the Word!
>>519892077ROLL!Holly fuck... it appears the pagans in Britain can never fend for themselves.Also, a mysterious plague has appeared in Egypt and Morocco. Some say it's niggers.
>sends demolition units to break thrace dams and flood any avenues of attack for the caliphate
>>519892388Advance: retake Thrace, push into Turkey
>>519892312Shut up you heretic saracean filth. I think we need a good old crusade too shut up this sand roaches.
The people of Celtia--We have been pushed to the edge. Our forces have been defeated and routed to the Homeland. What happens now is up to you-- should our great Nation be supported by a great People then we shall win, and we shall triumph against the invaders; shall it not, we shall fail. I call upon Airmed to heal our armies, just as she had after Magh Tuiredh.>>519892388Push once more to reclaim the Celtic Isles.>>519892312That I am.
>mfw islamic dogs are retreatingLooks like we can see whose God is superior
>>519892388Again! We must elimate the threat on the straight! Into the rest of Tri Moreta's control over Anatolia and into Greece!Al-Anbya verses 81 & 82"And to Sulaiman the wind forcefully blows by his command to the land which We blessed. It is so, We are, of everything, knowing. And of the devils, some who would dive for him and would do work other than such. It is so that We were, of them, Guardians."
>>519892604This defeat is only temporary! You will find yourselves routed soon enough infidels!
>>519892388Continue conversion of pagans through british isles.Stave off the nigger invasion if needed.
>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uiPLMOZxwU
>>519892569Burn every non converted pagan you see!
>>519892737ROLL!
>>519892944Advance: PUSH INTO T*RKEY AT ALL COSTS
This pagans are thougher than we thought... Burn every temple and place of worship you see. We will not tolerate false gods in our kingdom.>>519892944Continue fighting the celts up north
>>519892944Continue the fight to reclaim our home Isles.>>519892910Soon your nation will be under our control, just as the Spanish once did to you.
>inb4 islamic dogs roll 0
>>519892944Never retreat! I shall march into the rest of Anatolia and into Thrace! INSHALLAH!Ar-Ra'd verse 16"Ask them, O Prophet, 'Who is the Lord of the heavens and the earth?'. Say to them 'Allah!'. Ask them 'Why have you then taken, from beside Him, protectors which lack the power to bring benefit or harm themselves?'. Then ask, saying, 'Are those that are blind and those that can see equals? Or, is the darkness and the light equal? Or have you associated, with Allah, partners during creation, confusing His creation with them?'. Answer 'Allah is the creator of all things and He is the One, the Supreme."
>>519893228Your faith is fake while mine is real! Prepare for an onslaught!
>>519893235ROLL, GENTLEMEN, ROLL!
SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE FRONT>10th mountain brigade has fortified the Thracian line>2 armies are moved from the far north to the line of contact near Constantinople>the fighting is fierce >after the high morale boost due to the retaking of Bulgaria the battle lines have stabilized>this is Moshe Honest reporting for TRI MORETA News, the most trusted source in all media
>>519893415This is the attack.. We shall prevail!! Strike against the Portuguese!
>>519893415Advance: retake Thrace and push into T*rkey, don't take neutral lands, only caliphate territory
>>519893440At-Tawbah verses 34 & 35"O you who believe! Indeed, many of the rabbis and the monks surely eat the wealth of the people in falsehood and hinder from the way of Allah. And to those who hoard the gold and the silver and do not spend it in the way of Allah, so give tidings of a painful punishment. On the Day it will be heated in the Fire of Hell and, with it, will be branded on their foreheads and their flanks and their bakcs. 'This is what you hoarded for yourselves, so now taste what you used to hoard!'">>519893415Take the province next to Thrace and into Greece! Inshallah! Allahu Ackbar!
Converting this barbaric people is proving to be a waste of time. Let them believe their fairytails. We need to expand our faith east.>>519893415Stop advancing in british isles.Advance to eastearn france.
>>519893723You believe in fairytales as much as the rest of the pagans. You will fail inevitably!
EXTRA SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE FRONTLINE>spies working for the TRI MORETA High Command have reported extremely low morale amongst caliphate soldiers after their string of recent retreats>soldiers have been heard that "allah has refused to guide their bullets, which is a practice they did instead of aiming">this report is provided without comment
>>519893723ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!
>>519893440>>519893661This guys still in war? Send an emissary saying we approve of the tri moreta's efforts but we cannot help at this time.
PRESS RELEASE FROM TRI MORETA HIGH COMMAND>the intense fighting along the front has necessitated the deployment of private army companies>their leader Evgeny Trimoretozin is a patriot and a gentleman>we expect quick results
>>519893943Our work is not complete. Push to reclaim the rest of the Isle and if possible set up colonies in Normandy and Holland.
>>519893943Advance: push into T*rkey, no prisoners, no mercy
>>519893943Expand north france and east to belgium
>>519893833>>519894012Your nation is a nation of lies while mine is a nation of the faithful and honest. You will not get away with slander!>>519893943Advance! Retake the rest of Anatolia (neutral and Tri Moreta's holdings). The faithful must be reunited!Ali 'Imran verse 103"And, all together, hold firmly to the rope of Allah and do not be divided. Remember the favor of Allah upon you when you were enemies and He made friends between you. Then you became, by His favor, brothers in your hearts. And you were on the brink of the fiery pit, then He saved you from it. Thus makes clear Allah, for you, His verses so that you may be guided."
>>519893996OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THE DIPLOMATIC MISSION SENT BY JESUS' ARMY>greatest ally>we understand you are bogged down with your own war>currently our forces are keeping the islamic dogs successfully at bay>if you deal with your current predicament successfully and distance is not an issue we would welcome your support>Godspeed!
>>519893996No amount of praise will prevent His will from being done!
>>519894046Careful pagan scum, mainland europe has is a place for Christ only!
>>519893943>denmark>yellow>Yellow Turban
>>519894183ROLL!The plague keeps expanding: Cairo and Casablanca; Tel Aviv and Cyprus have fallen.
>>519894295You're in, anon.You can start next round whenever you appear in the map
>>519893943Starting - BavariaColor - OrangeName - Holy Empire of Germania
>>519894295Welcome, Yellow Turban. I hope we may have good relations, that is unless you possess some evil Abrahamic faith.
>>519894320Advance: keep trying to push into T*rkey in Christ's name
>>519894375You're in too. You can start next round whenever you appear in the map.
>>519894046Pagan, your efforts have gone unnoticed. While it is regrettable that you do not believe, it is obvious you don't intend aggression beyond simply saving your people. Indeed, I have no ill will towards you and I am open to a treaty of non-aggression.>>519894320Never surrender! We shall finally destroy Tri Moreta! For the Faithful! Retake the rest of Anatolia and into Greece!
>>519894242>(Yes please keep fighting our war for us)>(Tottaly not using you for our advantage)
>>519894320oh, reclaim the isles again and perhaps Norway.
>>519894295Yellow Turban state your intentions on the world political scene>>519894375Ah, another brother in Christ. I propose an immediate non-invasion pact between our great nations.
>>519894320Expand northern italy
>>519894046>>519894469*haven'tApologies for my spelling failure.
>>519894469>>519894550While our people may be different, and you may hold many faults, I agree to this pact, for the good of us both.
>>519894295I hope you're a brother of the creed. If so, Inshallah, I welcome you. If not, then I cry within knowing your fate hereafter.
>>519894547ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!
>>519894707blud forget to attach an image or something?
>>519894469>>519894584What is this blasphamous deal? we will not tolerate this! Pagans! Prepare for the second crusade to the british isles!
>>519894707ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!(sorry, forgot map)
Starting IsraelColor light blueName MIGA
>>519894759Yes, I did. Sorry.
>>519894797Continue our efforts to reclaim our land.>holly
>>519894797Get everything in the nord and then go south
>>519894797Advance: push into T*rkey by all means necessary! Retake Constantinople!
>>519894797Finally! We shall cross into Greece and Bulgaria! Inshallah! Victory for Allah! Victory for the faithful!
>>519894797Advance into Austria.>>519894497We shall accept your pact.
Convert all pagan filth by force. If they do not comply burn them for their heresy!May god forgive us for our sins...>>519894797Attack north of britain
>>519894889Put your name up, please.In the comment box on the top there is a bracket with name on it.Go there and put your name.Thanks.
>>519894987Oh sorry anyway, get skandinavia and then go south
The map looks like:> Caliphate> Intermarium / Soviet Union / Slavia / Kievan Rus> Western Roman Empire> Scotland> Danish Empire> Bavaria
>news of plague strains crossing into caliphate territory intensify
>>519894987Add me goyim
>>519895074bro forgot again
>>519894952ATTENTION:YOU CAN ALL NORMALLY ADVANCE TOWARDS TWO NEW TERRITORIES EACH ROUND.Just tell me which ones.
>>519895142Xd typed in options instead of name
>>519895265reply with invasion orders only to his ROLL posts with the map
>>519894982ROLL!Greece has fallen.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk4ujJzu27M&list=RDkk4ujJzu27M&start_radio=1
>>519895327Allah is ever Oft-Forgiving, Ever-Gracious! Further! Into Istanbul and Bulgaria!
>>519895327Advance: RETAKE GREECE WITH MEAT WAVE... cough... um... I mean, retake Greece by using our best tactics, push into T*rkey if possible after that
>>519895327Move west and east
>>519895327ffs just remove these porturoaches from out land already. Strike south!
>>519895110What?If you want to play chose a name, starting territory and a colour.But the game will end soon so...
Have you heard of our lord and savior pagans?>>519895327Expand north of britain
>>519895444>>519894808He forgot to quote you probably's what.
>>519895444>>519894808
>>519895444he did, but he didn't quote you >>519894808
>>519895319Got it.>>519895327Advance into Saxony and Czechia
>>519895436Pagan scum...
>>519895562Hopefully the Germans will teach you a lesson soon 'nuff. This aggression will not lead you to prosperity.
WE CANNOT ALLOW THE CALIPHATE TO WIN ON POINTS, WE MUST PERSIST!!!!1!one!~!!
>>519895522I do not like the sound of this new nation in the holy land...
>>519895710Me neither, I sent spies through the frontlines, but all they heard from afar was the clinking of gold coins
>>519895546ROLL!Scotland has fallen.Greece has been secured.
>>519895522Chose another colour and you're in.
>>519895444oh and nice trips btw>>519895791THIS CANNOT BE! I have rolled most particularly in order to defeat these invaders! Reclaim Scotland!
>>519895791Advance: keep taking T*rkish land and pushing the caliphate back, move from west to east in a roughly straight line
>>519895791Move East get prussia and polan
>>519895822Filthy goyim animal, how dare you? This is worst than holocaust. You will see my lawyer after this game.Pink
Pagan's give up your beliefs, cmon stop being so stubburn. Our army has better stuff to do you know...>>519895791Advance to york/ nottingham
>>519895928kek
>>519895791Retake Anatolia! I shall not falter! Allah be praised!(Sorry anons, I have to go after this. It was a fun game. Someone else can take over if they’d like)
>>519895791Advance into Croatia and Hungary
>>519895998it is ending in 3 minutes i believe so unfortunate, but bye!
>>519895998Farewell adversary
>>519895771We have heard they are a very deceiptful people. must be only just rumors though...
>>519895928Lmao
>>519895998See ya.
>>519896121Curios that the same rumors reached us. Must be just a coincidence.
>>519895998See ya, was fun
>>519895928Hm very nice people, we must let them subjugate us >>519896173
So the Bulgars win in the end. How fitting that they start us on this journey and end it with just as much vigor and spirit.
>>519896377I feel a desire to give up my freedoms and put their expats in leadership positions of my institutions
>>519896452We'll see the last roll
>>519895999ROLL!1) Scotland was retaken2) Anatolia is back in the hands of the Caliphate.3) Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81aeJyKAza8&list=RD81aeJyKAza8&start_radio=1>The moors have taken me enslaved>Between war and peace>They took me to sell me>To Algiers which is their land4) Holly Empire of Germania rolled exceedingly high. So now he can expand towards SIX new territories. Just tell us which ones.5) It is midnight. So I declare the Islamic Caliph the winner.He's going now, sadly so bye, you played very well. 6) What do you guys want to do? It's late but it's all rather tied so I say we carry on for a little longer.7) LET'S FUCKING GO!!!1) Thread theme:
>>519896630Let's continue until you quitAdvance: expand into the neutral territories in Russia in the north
>>519896630Move to Caliphate, we must educate them on importance of same sex marriage
>>519896630what happened to skandinavia
>>519896630Southern England must come into the fold. I don't know when I got Sweden but thanks lmfao.
>>519896820Nothing, it was a mistake. Sorry. I had not noticed it.
>>519896842You didn't get Sweden, I must have clicked there when I was with your colour accidently. Sorry anons.
>>519896630Ok, Attack Jesus Army with all our might may the yellow heaven be upon us !
>>519896630Advance into Switzerland, the three unclaimed territories north of that, and the unclaimed parts of Poland.
I think the Holy Empire and Jesus should team up against the Turban fella. One muslim was enough.
What you mean we are being attacked from all sides? Kill the heretic messenger and ignore all he said, we are expanding our faith to italy.>>519896630Ignore attacks. Go to southern italy.
>>519897149There is no place for islamophobia in europe, you will shelter these rocket scientists goyim.
>>519897266ROLL!MIGA gets to expand towards four new territories this round.
>>519897391[desire to send endless streams of grant money intensifies]
>>519897437Advance: keep filling Russia from the north
>>519897149Your telling me the rumors of muslims in sweden is true? Send a bottle of wine to the messenger's family as apologies.
>>519897437We shall not abandon our friends in Britan. Continue the Assualt on Jesus Army.Yellow heaven shall be enforced upon em!
>>519897437Good, our greatest ally sent their fleet to aid us. We capture Suez canal.
>>519896940I know, just messing with 'ya.>>519897437Advance south. Celtia must be united! The enemy is distracted!
>MIGA subverting former caliphate lands in force>Turban stomping in the middle of EuropeGrim
>>519897437Attack yellow turbin
>>519897671Lel
>>519897594Muslim scum, allying with pagan scum, how fitting... Prepare for your demise.
>>519897437Advance into the last unclaimed piece of Poland and take the territory north of Saxony from Turban
Message to Germania, they must pay reparations for holocaust and surrender their turn to us.
>>519897715>>519897817You shall not fight alone, greatest ally. If Holy Empire doesn't attack the Turban I will move against the Yellow menace supporting you from the East.
>>519897926ROLL!Sorry the time, too many wars, too much Math...
>>519898192Advance: fill the two neutral terrorizes down to Georgia. Looks like the nigger plague is spreading, very concerning. I hope it hits MIGA and stalls their advance.
>>519898192Reclaim what is lost and then attack Jesus Army once again. We shall bring the Yellow Heaven upon this land even in Death!
>>519898192I am once again requesting you volunteer to the Celtic army and march south to reclaim the Homeland.
(Ok guys I have to go, was fun)Make peace with the pagans and focus all efforts in fighting the muslim threat.>>519898192
Fucking Celtsa getting cockblocked by Jesus on their island for the entirety of the game is hilarious
>>519898192Libya and Tunisia next
>>519898323The plague will never spread to anon's territory.
>>519898437Was fun, cheers mate.>>519898482I see
>>519898437farewell my adversary
>>519897963Message to MIGA: It never happened, but we can make it a reality if you insist.>>519898192Advance into Poland.>>519898437Goodbye.
>>519898732ROLL!Well anons, I think it's pretty structured now.I recommnd the game ends. Unless you anons want to settle something in particular.Tell me what you think of the game.
>>519898471We propose a Merchant Alliance with the chosen people.
>>519898887Ok lets try last Roll kamikaze attack on Goymany(Holy empire Germs)
>>519898887Sicily and Calabria, we must defeat the rising nazi extremist views in europe like this >>519898732Also we transport bunch of negros on ships
>>519898887Excellent game. I would have loved to see Holy Empire take all of Turban and the Celts finally expand into Jesus' former domain. Then we could have teamed up on the jews :^)Thanks anon, was very fun!
>>519898887If we are doing one more turn the attack Turban in Sweden and Norway REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE`
>>519898887Fucking hell. Even after all that Portugal remains a blemish on Celtia.I'm good with the game ending, it was rather fun, and as all good things, must come to an end. I do wish we say thanks to our Host, who has brought together our great Nations to settle our disagreements with blood, and who has gone through the laborious effort of setting this game and doing the doings that were necessary to see it continue. The borders are pretty alright besides that one disgusting putrid glob of shit on my island. I had fun.If I could change on thing of course it would be the Island, and I would send a detachment to burn Lisbon. That cannot be done in the absence of the Portuguese King, unfortunately, as it would be too grave a disrespect to his contributions to the game.
>>519899182>it was rather funNice. But too you it sucked. You got stucked. Usually when two players team against one they always win. But you two were too weak and the Portuguese was too strong. And yet he continued to roll high and you both continued to roll low - I think the Turban guy roll a few sevens at most. It was a freak of a situation. You should have moved away to Norway wen it was empty or something...
>>519898887Continue the attack on Poland. The Turban shall be defeated!
>>519899299actually- hold on, are we sure there was no bias? I mean, having a Portuguese doing the "calculations" for a complete Portuguese victory over the Celts... the "fuzzy math" strikes again!
>>519899465LOL!
>>519899465Yeah, perhaps, but no. Whenever a player gets above 5, 10, 15 (multiples of five) in comparison to an opponent he gets a bonus point in war.You started the game when the Portuguese was already too big and strong.Up to 5 territories you are protected from that but after...And you stood for the fight which in your position did not allow you to build territory. Once he rolled high and took over many of your territories (a third or half) you pretty much had no chance.Therefore what I said: You should hve moved to Norway and Scandinavia so you could expand and take over more blank territories to strenghten yourself for the battle.Bye anons, I have to go walk my dog now...
>>519899465Well God must be on their side i guess
>>519899696I see, thanks for the advice. Bye, thanks for the game, and ggs!
>>519899696Goodbye, anon. It was a fun game.
>>519899696Bye my dude, looking forward to next time
EXCERPT FROM THE HISTORICAL LECTURES OF TRI MORETA'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY>in the turn of the last century Europe was in turmoil>many new nations arose, all of them vying for resources and land>war was inevitable>the aggressive Islamic Caliphate that rose in far east made straight for the heart of Europe, but was stopped at gates of Constantinople by our valiant warriors>after several long years of war a terrible plague laid waste to their lands which stand barren to this day>in the Far West the nations of Jesus' Army and Celtia locked horns in an uneven, but honourable struggle, with the tiny Celcts managing not only to survive, but keep steady development using the terrain to their advantage>a late comer, the Holly Germs Empire took over Central Europe amid those struggles>a new expansionist force came from the North attacking Jesus, but struggled against the Holy Empire>Jesus's Army themselves became isolationist and not much was heard from them after a point>meanwhile the rumored nation of MIGA expanded into Northern Africa>why rumored?>sadly, there are no artefacts or histories left by this presumed desert people>a legend talks about a great crusade by the European nations against MIGA, something called a Hall of Costs, which is a term undecipherable to this day>the truth may never be known
>>519900524>some say the long-nosed and influential Choo people of Thailand may be their distant descendants, but discussion on the topic is little and greatly opposed by the wealthy overlords of Thailand.
>>519900524>>519900844KekThe best post game chronicles!
