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Thread plot:

The President of the United States plans to visit the Palace of Westminster. A Lebanese-born terrorist aims to assassinate him; Roger Barlow, a hapless, bicycle-riding, tousled-haired MP aims to foil the attack in order to distract from a scandal involving his financial entanglement in a lingerie shop named Eulalie.

News:

>Village shocked by death of girl, MP says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn97jr9w552o
>Prison guards gave fugitive Epping sex offender directions to train station
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15227581/Prison-guards-told-fugitive-sex-offender-way-deportation-centre-gave-directions-train-station.html
>Grooming gang victims slam Keir Starmer for 'making a mockery' of survivors - 'S*****'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2126063/grooming-gang-victims-slam-starmer
>Starmer’s workers’ rights bill ‘will cripple job market’
https://archive.ph/NlhoO
>Peer trying to derail UK smoking ban discussed bill with relative at tobacco firm
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/26/uk-smoking-ban-lord-strathcarron-relative-british-american-tobacco
>The new Battle of Hastings: Locals fight to save historic pier after self-styled sheikh puts it up for sale
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hastings-pier-sale-community-ownership-gulzar-b2849704.html
>Epping sex offender arrested in north London after mistaken prison release
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/epping-hotel-migrant-met-police-london-manhunt-b1254896.html
>Reform’s Pochin apologises after hitting out at adverts ‘full of black people'
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-10-25/reforms-pochin-apologises-after-hitting-out-at-adverts-full-of-black-people
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>>519888444
Larry wheels is 6’0 3/4 not 6’1
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Larry-Wheels-51604.html
Oliver Richters is 7’1 7/8 not 7’2
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Olivier-Richters-51567.html
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>>519888444
We guessing new psyops?
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>>519888622
shoot

What worse can they do? They have kids thinking its wrong to oppose mass rape. They have cucks advocating against their immediate interests. They have the institutions chasing "muh far right" ghosts.

What more abuse can they even inflict at this point?
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https://xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/1982436275362603469#m
>A burglar who stole more than £1m worth of watches from Bluewater shopping centre has been jailed.
>The getaway vehicle used in this million-pound heist? A Motability Mercedes.
>Every no-gooder in Britain somehow seems to be in possession of a car through this supposedly difficult-to-access disability scheme.
For fucks sake
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>>519888444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4ha-l9R_0Y
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But why are you going on holiday with your mum if you're in your late 20s/early 30s? Are you both single?
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>>519888833
you wouldn't go on holiday with his mum? i'd go on holiday with his mum
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>>519888879
His mum sounds like the perfect wingman
>>519888882
Damn nearly gottem
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>>519888833
>not mumpilled
ngmi
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>>519888833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOS2P3FKbS4
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A reminder
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>>519888444
would oil them both up and suck them dry
ngl
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>>519888583
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>>519888444
Larry wheels is still a lot stronger.
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>>519889004
but it's so true
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>>519888444
73 inches vs 86 inches. he's only 17% taller. i never understand why it makes such a visible difference but it does. you would think someone being 10% or less taller would be hard to notice but its huge.
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>>519889004
The brown tide says "British, Not English"

The fuck does that even mean? Zog shit
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>>519889004
That is so racist. They hate us.
>English? Ugh that's a dirty word
Fuck off out of OUR COUNTRY THEN
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>>519889052
nigger
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I'm off to bed lads, gnight
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>>519888583
>>519889031
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>>519889247
>Goy
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>>519889289
I hope you dream of England
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>>519889099
10% of a large number is bigger than 10% of a small number. If it was Warwick Davies and that chap off of Fantasy Island, the difference wouldn't be so noticeable.
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>>519889292
vat ist dis?
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>>519889099
Because it is like kinda squared, you are not alone this makes me angry too.
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>>519888444
Checked
They don't look intimidating. They look fucking gay.
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when do you think the iron curtain comes down?
We can't sustain the amount of people fleeing, It defeats the purpose.

The iron curtain is coming down, But when?
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>>519888833
I've been on holiday with his mum. Actually, I might be his dad come to think of it. Was a long time ago.
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>>519889702
ABCD
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>>519888833
What's wrong with going on holiday with my mum? we get on really well and end up talking to loads of people. yes both single.

I'm that anon
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>>519889808
does your mum have big tits?
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>>519889808
>What's wrong with going on holiday with my mum?
Nothing lad. Enjoy it while you can.
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>>519889808
based
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>>519889769
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>>519888920
she is to be fair, she's very skilled socially so we end up talking to so many different people it isn't even funny. she's like a magnet. we have good genetics too so that helps
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>>519889587
squared visually but also cubed from a mass/weight perspective.
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>>519889878
exactly. imagine thinking it's a problem. She won't live forever
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>>519889648
>They don't look intimidating. They look fucking gay.
i never understood this reasoning even though its very widespread. "look at the 7'2 muscle giant, he must be gay. i'd kick his ass"
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there actually is a noticeable subsect of people who if they see someone very tall and strong and obviously able to kick their ass, they'll be like "im going to go FUCK with that guy and start a fight with him"
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>>519889947
>she's very skilled socially
You mean 'normal' kiddo. It's easier and faster to type.
>My mum is normal so gets along with others.
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>>519890180
That's the power of the indomitable human spirit. Rise to every challenge. Climb that mountain. Dream the impossible dream. Fight the unbeatable foe.
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>>519888786
state of it all
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>>519890268
Also known as little dog syndrome.
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>>519890102
I don't need to kick his arse. He'll never be in my way. He lives in a bubble of lifting, flexing, eating and shitting.
Nobody ever sees these vain pricks in real life because they don't exist in it.
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>>519890180
Can confirm, being 6ft5 and lifting for 16 years, I am just a challenge to some people for them to assert some kind of dominance. Had some real random encounters on nights out and events.
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>>519890029
>She won't live forever
I didn't mean it like that, you never know what else might happen. Although there's less chance of a world war now that The Ukraine has won convincingly.
>>519890102
It might be due to them oiling themselves up and posing for other men, rather than thinking they could win in a fight.

I've had to reinstall Brave since Chromium has turned to shit. I don't know how long that'll last, so maybe I should have just gone straight to firefox.
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>>519890438
Can also confirm. Manlets seem to love a challenge. The little dog theory is true.
Mostly they are all bark.
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>>519889933
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>>519890545
Standard Argentine woman offerings.
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>>519890618
Just have a cup of tea. Lettuce is crunchy water, cabbage is a meal.
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Fucking sucks only being 6'2, I'm basically tiny niwady
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>>519890735
My son is taller than you. He hasn't finished growing yet.
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>>519890691
Lettuce is lettuce
Crunchy water is ice
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Let's all pray to Jesus for the health of England. England used to be God's country but now it is full of evil.
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>>519890545
The jews have really done a number on women
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>>519890735
Only amateurs are intimidated by size. Fun fact: people trained in combat can break the limbs of body builders easily as most of them are untrained.
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>"learn to code"
>import millions of jeets while also outsourcing
>also develop AI
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>>519890438
>Can confirm, being 6ft5 and lifting for 16 years, I am just a challenge to some people for them to assert some kind of dominance. Had some real random encounters on nights out and events.
i dont think they do it for virtuous reasons either or to challenge themselves or whatever. its like just visceral hate driving them.
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>>519890545
>34 going on milf
>has an STD
>jewish
>proud of it
Argie posting him mums workprofile so he can get a decent meal?
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>>519890852
>lettuce
Goes manky too quickly. I was going to have a steak earlier, but my lettuce went bad.
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>>519890504
i tried firefox a few months ago and it was the worst its ever been. brave was already not good enough. yet to try another
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Absolutely sick of being a monied 6'3" buff chad with good genetics and HUGE penis. Drives me up the wall.
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>>519890688
fuck you anglo vermin
look at the state of your women
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>>519890504
>Although there's less chance of a world war now
yeah but let's hope digital id's carbon shit doesn't fuck everything sideways
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>>519891048
You don't need lettuce to eat steak....
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can't say no to these brown queens
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>>519891170
she looks a bit like leanne crow
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See, even this poor guy >>519891085 is taller than me, just gonna rope
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>>519890545

That's a rough 34.
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>>519890545
Ah yes the perfect exam[le of cluster b
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>nudge unit doing a thing
Filtered.
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>>519890989
>jewish
how do you know she is jewish?
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>>519891109
Retard
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>>519891051
I used to use firefox, but they did something to piss me off so I went to brave, which seemed a bit like a scam, then onto ungoogled chromium, which was fine until extensions stopped working. Possibly librewolf or something next then.
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poor guys entire personality is about being tall
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>>519891389
fuck you nigger!
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>>519891381
beak
no hips
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>>519891381
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>>519891419
Librewolf ftw
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>>519890344
Doesn't sound as good, though.
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>>519888444
>not even 8ft
what a manlet
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>>519891142
>digital id's carbon shit
I already forgot about that. You can say goodbye to holidays.
>>519891159
No, but I was going to have steak with salad and chips. I'll have it tomorrow with some tomato, jalapeno, and chips.
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creasing
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>>519891455
We'll sell them to you. Oh, wait...
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>>519891544
I'm a realist.
>>519891599
What did you eat instead?
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>>519891705
wait what bitch?
WAIT WHAT?
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>>519891624
Fucking kek.
>>519891792
Lidl Cornish pasty.
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>>519890862
Horrendous scars on them
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>>519891862
State of your kitchen.
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>>519891170
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>>519891932
Fresh scars. Bruising on the boob too.
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>>519891599
>jalapeno
What possible benefit could this bring to your palate?
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>>519891857
pic rel
>>519891944
It's alright, although it's long overdue a clean and sort out.
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>>519888583
Based autismo fact checker
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So bros, just so i am sure yeah?.
So we supposed to be acting like we are wanting to save our country from turning into africa yeah?
But we are ok with being and chillin with battyclart bumrydahz and into trannies an all that man love ting?
As long as we pretend we are straight an dat?
Cos dat is the message i been getting from you lads.
Jus makin sure i understand ya gets me.
You guys are well zesty not gonna lie
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>>519892024
I won't use jalapeno, although hot sauce on a steak is awesome.
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>>519888444
Nephilim live among us
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>>519892024
jalapeños are based. capsaicin is based.
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>>519892157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnIVDnOkFDs&t=92s
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>>519892176
>hot sauce on a steak is awesome.
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>>519892192
TUT IS SUS
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>accidentally released an illegal immigrant rapist
Laughing at how bad the yookay is
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>>519891109
Shouldn't you be at work, Santiago? Just another 50 hours and you'll be able to afford a loaf of bread for the week.
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>>519892465
I first tried at an Argentine steak house in Holland. It brings out the flavour, try it.
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This jalapeno disruption op isn't doing it for me. Back to the drawing board, JTRIG.
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Butter on steaks
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>>519892157
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>>519892853
Hot sauce is a ubiquitous but varying in flavour.
>>519892988
Beef dripping on steak.
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I'm going to have toast
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it's very windy out, they never said it would be windy
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I wonder if all those people locked up for twitter crimes realise they can just walk out of prison and go back home.
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>>519893095
That doesn't mean you shouldn't try it. If you're scared, you could start with mild tabasco (jalapeno,) and work your way up from there.
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>>519893572
I prefer kimchi.
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>>519892853
>Argentine steak house
Oh, here we fucking go.....
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>>519892883
It's worse than the Henry hoover debacle.
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Gbnews are talking about antisemitism again
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>>519893286
You have to learn to expect the unexpected
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>>519893667
>kimchi
I don't think I've had proper kimchi.
>>519893720
It might have been Brazilian, it was called Iguazu, and the steak was the finest I've ever eaten.
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>>519893832
>expect the unexpected
In a wind scenario? How very American.
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>>519892883
>>519893764
Better than operation ffs clarse scran.
>>519893871
Piece of piss to make.
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>>519893764
Did the hoover salesman ever get his commission?
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night lads
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>>519893871
>Iguazu in Amsterdam
Is that the place that oils the steaks then gives them to the red light girls who put them between their thighs for the drunk tourists to fuck therefore cooking them slowly using friction and basting them in saline as they cook?
I've heard they do taste great but too experimental for my liking. Michelin star or no.
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>>519893764
Still can't believe some lads actually bought them.
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>>519893911
I'm from Pakistan mate
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>>519893831
The poor innocent jews.
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>>519894023
It was actually me that started that.
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>>519893981
Can I use any commonly available cabbage?
>>519894109
That's the one, but reddit says it closed, probably due to questionable food safety.
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>>519894103
night lad
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>>519894103
Goodnight. I'm glad you survived.
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>>519894103
Didn't you dieded?

HE IS RISEN!

Now he's off to bed again.
Night lad.
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>>519894316
Considering you can get Napa cabbage in tescos, yeah. Made kimchi with savory cabbage a few times. Its interesting.
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>>519894255
I've got 4 of these, one for each floor of my mansion, so the cleaner doesn't scuff the walls dragging it up the stairs
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>>519893570
tbf that did work during the Holocaust
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>>519894580
He's at it again lads. Don't give him your money!
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>>519894511
Chinese leaf. I've seen that. Kilner say I can also use red cabbage. I'll try it.
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>>519894580
I keep a cleaner for each floor so their legs don't get too toned in their french maid outfits.
You pleb.
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>>519894255
Henry likes the cocaine.
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>>519894680
I swap out the fish sauce/shrimp paste for mushroom ketchup.
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>>519894717
I don't bang cleaners that's crass, my hareem are taken good care of, the only work they have to do is on my huge penis
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>>519894761
Madlad.
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>>519894843
I don't bang cleaners either. I hire models to pretend to clean.
Your mum keeps the place sparkling for a few lettuce leaves a day.
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>>519894837
I'll try that too, as I'm not keen on fish.
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>It do be like that Mr Stancil
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mum keeps saying we "gained" an extra hour last night
Every single year I have to loudly remind her that we didn't "gain" an extra hour, it was returned to us after the government STOLE it earlier on in the year. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL HER
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>>519894843
>>>519894255
I would want to put a bra full of meat around my pp.
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>>519894669
I'm working on a new Henry campaign involving a fleshlight collab. Incel lads will be milked. (May require some assembly, possibly gaffa tape)
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>>519895140
Fish sauce doesn't add a fishy flavour, quite a nice one actuall but it does add a pungency. Mushroom ketchup does the same job without the smell. 1 tablespoon per head of napa cabbage.
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what kind of people drink heineken?
i never understood the term "Heineken person" or "Heineken politician"
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>>519895039
You're just mad a Pakistani lad like me made £150 million on matched betting and the stock market
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>>519895353
>brit/pol/ business idea #44
Henry hoover fleshlight adapter
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>>519895360
>Mushroom ketchup
Mushup.
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>>519895353
They already made a fleshlight model.
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>>519895517
>Aspie in ID
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>>519895240
Fucking tell the slag
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>>519895548
>Powerful
>6L dry capacity
>Lots of accessories
My kind of gal
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>>519895240
>The Secret Diary of Peter Hitchens, Aged 73¾
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>>519895589
COR
>>519895548
ME
>>519895517
ARSE
>>519895459
IS
>>519895456
QUACKING
>>519895385
FOR
>>519895360
IT
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>>519895548
Need a bird with exceptional durability
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>>519895240
Fucking commies are redistrubuting stolen time now ffs
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>>519895548
They just leave the massive sex appeal unspoken, theyre not even bragging about it, that's classy
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Have the clocks actually went forward yet, or is later tonight?
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>>519895240
>As short a time ago as February, the Ministry of Plenty had issued a promise (a 'categorical pledge' were the official words) that there would be no reduction of the chocolate ration during 1984. Actually, as Winston was aware, the chocolate ration was to be reduced from thirty grammes to twenty at the end of the present week. All that was needed was to substitute for the original promise a warning that it would probably be necessary to reduce the ration at some time in April.
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>>519895459
It's funny but suction is the opposite thing you want in a sex toy. You really want it to blow to compress the media around you. Make it tight.
That would mean reversing the polarity of the motor though which would need some soldering and extra components and then the lid wouldn't fit properly and would have to be offset.
I mean, it could be done but who would? It's a lot of work.
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>>519895955
>That would mean reversing the polarity of the motor though
We've got Doctor Who on the case to devise the universe's most powerful willy-milker
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>>519895360
I agree, and I've got some oyster sauce, but it goes against every fibre of my being to use it.
>>519895385
I remember it being nicer in Holland, I suppose we must get some locally brewed shite.
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>>519892024
Jalapeno-hating anon.
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had 14 wanks today
don't even feel tired yet
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>>519895663
10m long cable so she can't follow you to the pub.
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>>519895948
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>>519895931
2am this morning. It's no fun now with digital clocks that change themselves.
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>>519888444

They're not "terrifying", Jew Anon

There are physically small guys that don't look strong, but are much stronger than both

Jewish NPC viewpoints, those are show dogs. that put time into themselves, that's all
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>>519896050
It has its uses. Mostly in pot noodles.
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Thinking about putting a pen down my willy
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>>519896229
Really. I thought it was last night? No wonder I'm tired.
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>>519895948
>the government will NOT increase taxes
>the government was always going to increase taxes
>the government did NOT increase taxes, they were always this high
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>>519896050
>remember it being nicer in Holland, I suppose we must get some locally brewed shite.
We do. Imported Heineken is nice.
The pish we get here is pish.
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>>519896312
It was 2 am yesterday now, they went back 22 hours ago.
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>>519896398
I hate this Dr who shit. What daylight did we save anyway? It's not like moving my clock stops the sun orbiting around us.
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>>519896312

Anos right, it was 2 am this morning So you were right the first time too- 'last night.'
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based
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I'm 6'4 and I want to kill myself because I'm not 7'2
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police are looking for a White man in connection with a racially motivated rape

Whatever happened to that other racist rapist case?
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8' tall lad here
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>>519896696
not because you're romanian?
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>>519896739
They can't speak to his motivation until they catch him. It's quite irresponsible. By claiming this is "racially motivated", they are enflaming community tensions. This may lead to reciprocal attacks.
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My IQ is depleting, what the fuck is this glow thread.

Paki level shit
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>>519896754
Better Romanian than british
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>>519896739
>Whatever happened to that other racist rapist case?
'A man' and 'a woman' were arrested, recently bailed, no further info about them given
>Our investigations into a racially aggravated rape on Tame Road, Oldbury on Tuesday, 9 September and a rape in Hurst Green Park, Halesowen on Thursday, 16 October are progressing.
>A 49-year-old man and a 65-year-old woman were arrested on Friday on suspicion of two counts of rape. They have now been bailed with conditions pending further enquiries.
https://www.westmidlands.police.uk/news/west-midlands/news/news/2025/october/man-and-woman-bailed-after-oldbury-and-halesowen-rape-investigations-continues/
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>>519896744
Oi up Gogmagog.
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>>519896696
Don't be sad, the world isn't built for the grotesquely tall, you'd forever be stooping and banging your head. Not to mention the constant "what's the weather like up there?" quips.
>hur dur do you play basketball?
No, you cunt, and I don't fit in cars well either.
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>>519896973
that's almost like comparing somalians to ethiopians although we have to be honest here being british isn't as bad as romanian
still i would kill myself if i was either
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my wall clocks fucking wrong the fucking jews did this
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>>519896352
>The conservatives increased taxes more (that might even be true)
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>>519896739
>that other racist rapist case?
The sihkh kebab?
She got spitroasted.
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>>519897040
>Crimestoppers are offering a £20,000 reward for information they exclusively receive that leads to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for the attack on Tame Road.

desperate
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>>519896838
>reciprocal attacks
Incels are currently flooding the area hopefully.
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>>519896600
Perfectly normal. It's a whole category of porn
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>>519896965
Malpa is obsessed with seething about josh because he’s the josh of /sp/ except even more universally hated and ridiculed
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>>519897120
It'll be Farage's fault for not delivering on his brexit promises.
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>>519896973
>Better Romanian than british
We have more benches than tramps to fill them. You have the opposite.
Please explain the benefits?
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>>519897202
>show up
>say you did it
>claim your £20k
Follow me for more investment tips
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>>519896696
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>>519897251
great, lets talk about 4chin losers. This will surly improve my knowledge/worthwhile pursuit of my time
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>>519897117
Someone snuck into your home and changed your clocks to fuck with you. Be on your guard.
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Trump deported a nigger, The nigger is now in the uk screaming about how 3rd world the place is and that he needs to return to the USA.

wew
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>>519897414
>clocks
It's just the one clock actually.
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>>519896065
14 wanks jeremy that's insane
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>>519897511
>DEEZ MUHFUGGAS AIN'T GOTS NO SEAZ'NIN, I'M WHACKIN' OUT Y'ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Y'all need to stop raping brown women, it's just not on
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>>519897347
jew got rich and famous for going on the telly and telling the lumpenproletariat that if another company was offering a cheaper leccy bill they should change to it.
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>>519897517
It always starts with one. They'll empty your milk and put it back in the fridge before you know it. Stay alert.
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>>519897511
He just need to adjust from gun crime to knife crime.
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>>519897414
*sneaked
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>We’ve charged a man with the murder of 76-year-old Alvin Callum, who died after being attacked near Perry Barr train station on Thursday night.
>Omajuwa Scarlett, aged 30, was arrested on Friday night and last night was charged with murder

this wont even make national news its so everyday
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>>519897347
genius
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I trust we are all aware of the ridiculous origins of Daylight Saving time and why it's the worst idea since e scooters.
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>>519896065
But Kier, don't you have a country to run?
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>>519897818
maybe if hitch puffed a bit primo then went for wizz around a park on an e-scooter he'd change his mind
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>>519897690
Some people (boomers) need to be told.
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>>519897777
Depressing quadruple 7s of truth.
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>>519897285
I'm surprised they haven't tried to run that. They could make a list of all the supposed trade deals that ended due to Brexit, with the costs totalled and divided by population, then say that is the direct tax increase required.
Instead they go on about covid, furlough and 14 years of tory austerity. The Farage bullet is right there Starmer wasted it by renaming the immigrant boats.
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>>519897882
https://files.catbox.moe/7s6jmy.mp4
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>>519897770
Feaked off.
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Peter Hitchens had a tantrum on twitter because someone said daylight saving is good because it means Lucy Letby gets an extra hour in prison
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>>519895240
You must be a right laugh at parties
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>>519888444
>pic
Gargantua and Pantagruel?!
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>>519898102
In English, Guiseppe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkS1pkKpILY
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>>519898102
Is that a jojo reference?
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>>519897982
Apparently, they're actually considering it. Kill two birds with one stone; have someone to blame for the inevitable increase in tax, and scupper Reform's surging popularity.
>>519898080
Well done, I enjoyed that.
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On a cruise ship lads and I see an iceberg in the distance lads lol
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>>519897607
Part n parcel. Innit.
It's not ALL whites.
It's just our culture.
Mental elf.
Sexual emergency.
He didn't understand it was wrong.
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I suspect Peter Hitchens may be thick, but because he has a posh voice no one has noticed
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>>519898329
hope you're not somehow related to the federal reserve or it may be over
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>>519898267
Rabelais, apparently.
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>>519897777
>>Omajuwa Scarlett
Checked.
It was Mr Scarlett, in the train station?
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>>519898396
he's been good on a lot but he's an old boomer that may be in denial on certain subjects, or afraid to lose his cushy newspaper job so has to sing a certain tune for his supper.
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>>519898485
With the ninja sword?
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>>519897982
Why do you even listen lad? The violent times are upon us.
Words don't matter any more. These people are idiots with no power. Just playing politics and enriching themselves while the world burns.
Sit back, enjoy the show and take what you want while the normies cower in fear when it all kicks off.
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>>519898396
I reckon he should at least try a cheeky spliff
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>>519898396
He's obviously intelligent, just bizarrely fucking stubborn and with an odd sense of perspective
Like, his actual argument vis-a-vis daylight saving is well thought-out and fairly soundly supported with material evidence. He just gets comically het up about it, twice a year without fail, and treats it as though it's equally important to all of the other issues he talks about. And has been banging the drum consistently for some 20+ years with sustained intensity
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>>519896231
I am not jew
are you?
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>>519898329
Cruise ships don't hit icebergs historically. More prone to submerged rocks, overconfident captains and German U-boats.
Transatlantic transports are the iceberg enemy.
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>>519898593
Sorry lad. It says machete in the envelope.
New game?
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>>519898879
icbergs dont exist
titanic sunk because of a coal bunker fire
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>>519888444
And one tiny bullet can end them both
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>>519898769
The people who might benefit the most from a mild psychedelic experience would never entertain the idea.
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>>519898978
But most people froze to death? What you are proposing is like the opposite of a baked Alaska.
My chef chemistry is doing donuts right now.
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>>519899035
seething manlet will never shoot the big bullets
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>>519899035
Yap, yap, yap
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>>519899208
they hurt his little hand
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i am supposed to meet David starkey and Connor tomlinson next week for a meeting.
what should i say?
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also, can fatties be nationalists?
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>>519899832
>ooh, at least buy me dinner first ;)
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>>519899832
i've met david starkey when he was doing a henry the 8th tour
ask him why willies are appealing to him and if he's ever rogered christopher biggins
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>>519899865
greggs and pints nationalism
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>>519900020
>>519899885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSv-qJ6S2Vg
i dont think he would
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>>519899832
ask connor about nofap and what kind of porn he used to watch when he was an addict
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>>519900003
>>519900105
i am not going to ask any sex questions
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>>519898715
>Why do you even listen lad?
I don't know. Fear of missing out? Some belief that if I stay aware of the madness then somehow it won't come for me? That when it does all end, I can say I didn't deserve it because I was paying attention rather than ignoring it?
I guess it doesn't matter. They're going to do what they're going to do, and I'm not going to run out and stop them.
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>>519899832
Ask why they capitalise the Christian names, but not the surnames.
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>>519900205
probably because the poster was very tired
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>>519900178
och don't bother going then in my opinion
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>>519899832
Ask them who loves Israel the most, and what did Mossad send to Connor's room on his last trip?.. I'm guessing you could get him with a woman. Doesn't matter how old or ugly, he'd be grateful, and then you could threaten him with telling his mum about it.
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>>519900186
>I don't know. Fear of missing out? Some belief that if I stay aware of the madness then somehow it won't come for me? That when it does all end, I can say I didn't deserve it because I was paying attention rather than ignoring it?
Valid reasons lad.
But pointless.
Nobody is getting out of this without a hit. We will all suffer pain.
Get ahead of it. Have a plan.
I know what I'm robbing when the shtf.
I know where I'm going to sit it out after.
Sun is shining lad. Make hay.
It's not like you can control politics.
You are in this for you. And you only.
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>>519900346
In that case, tailor your questions to the nature of the meeting. If it's about investing money, say something like
>how much would you like to invest?
>what kind of return are you expecting?
>are you averse to exposure to risk?
Something like that.
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black people sank the titanic
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>>519888583
Good job calling out height fraud. Height is one of the most important accomplishments as a male.
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>>519900178
Don't be so sure about that, young man.
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>>519899832
Ask Connor why the lotus eaters podcast has the symbol of remphan as a logo
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>>519899832
You should ask why you seek the opinion of washed up men who have achieved their peak some time ago?
We don't progress as men by following our fathers.
We progress by challenging them while retaining respect for them doing the same.
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any fellow time travelers in???
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>>519901483
about ten years hence
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although sometimes it's easy to forget, the future was so long ago
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Most of this was due to a man from High Wycombe with excellent reading glasses
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>>519902455
Skygo must answer.
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He's discovered captions. Brilliant!
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>>519903024
I don't know how he can hack it. I hate hospitals
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>>519901483
I saw Primer if that helps.
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might get a bootknife and become a grizzled ice fisherman
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>>519903084
He's getting sponge bathed. You'd pay a nurse to sponge your sack.
He's getting it for free.
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>>519903613
I wouldn't pay a brass farthing to get my nuts sponged by some giant nigerian mama jama
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>>519904257
Aye you would.
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>>519904537
Toryboy detected
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Proper gutted about r Kebatu lads. They caught him too soon. Let him out again ffs
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Hope he got a few rapes in, at least.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15228533/Wrongly-freed-Epping-sex-offender-migrant-changed.html
lammy blames da tories
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lmao
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it's fucking windy as fuck me rose guide has just been blown out me garden
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>>519907068
>>519907458
alri la
not gonna post here anymore
got shit to do irl and now the nonce drama is over there's no better time to duck out and focus on other stuff
love yas both
dench you know where I am x
cauldron lad, love you mate, hope you and the missus sort things out and you both live long happy lives
josh out x
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>>519907907
You make this post about once every 3 months lol
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>>519907907
cya josh babe still gonna send you an xmas card m8
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>>519907907
ye'll be back hehe
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Follow this drug dealer on tiktok from bexleyheath, he just got stabbed in the neck after coming back from vegas then he went to a funeral and got knocked out at the wake and now he's straight on a flight to brazil
some people live wild lol
he's completely unphased
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This thread is as dead as Josh's mum.
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>>519908807
mental that guy
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>>519909329
tiktoking with a stabbed throat from the back of an ambulance lmao

https://www.tiktok.com/@dannyboy83dannyboy/video/7557151354033032470
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>>519909451
What the fuck are you doing on tiktok watching some idiot wannabe gangster slowly ruining his life for?
Have some fucking self respect man.
That's fucking embarrassing and you just laid it out for everyone to see.
Get a fucking grip of yourself.



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