the most insane thing just happened
we entered the ultimate timeline
>>519919441It would be hilarious if this is wormwood from revelationAka a comet that rained hydrogen cyanide after burning up in the atmosphere, thus making 1/3 the freshwaters bitter
>>519919441this guy is a phd plasma physicist working on space propulsion. he is saying 3i/atlas has now magically altered its course.
antichrist is arriving
>>519919441>he still thinks there's a 3i/atlas
I have christcuck fatigue
>>519919441>the most insane thing just happened>>519919441WW3 gonna be speaking AYya i soon
So what are the odds they just used the sun like a slingshot to slam the fuck out of the planet
>>519919510>he is saying 3i/atlas has now magically altered its course.There's nothing magical about thrusters steering a ship.
>>519919441that would be one of the biggest happenings in world history
Damn, life is very scary when you just make stuff up
I think we should form a one world government and give israel all of our money just to make sure we're safe from the ayyliens
>>519919691>that would be one of the biggest happenings in world historyThee biggest.
>>519919441>patched conicthrust the plan
>>519919714this, imagine the leftist tears if Israel gets richer KEK
Bull fucking shit 3i atlas did anything its behind the fucking sun.
>>519919635yea it might be a planet ending weapon. its going to strike earth in a head on collision while earth is moving directly at it at 67,000mph and atlas moving toward earth at 150,000mph
>>519919687>shipWe dun goofed sending signals about our presence.
>>519919441Oh really, please tell me more
>>519919618It’s the creator. He made this entire creation suck and does a never ending two more week routine. It’s torture really
>>519919931He told me its because he exists infinitely and just sitting there gets boring.
>>519919441guys i think we might be dealing with what i am terming a axis drop scenarioI think this comet might be a interstellar weapon engineered by a alien species to be used as a missilethey slap engines onto it, shoot it into our solar system, have it wrap around mars and the sun to gain speed and then change it's direction towards earththe ufos that we've been seeing since the 50s may be scout drones looking to maximize drop zone damage
An Anon posted a while back about having a vision of Jesus’ return. Right before NASA tested a asteroid redirection system, he said the test will ‘fail’ to redirect the asteroid they are interested in, and within 2 years the asteroid arrives and it turns out to be Jesus with his armada of ships.
>>519919441This is a weird ass comet
>>519920216Oooorr its a normal ass spaceship
>>519919441>inb4 it's ayys>they enter the atmosphere at 100km/s>burn the fuck upTragic.
>>519920127>Jesus with his armada of shipsSounds like a different Jesus desu.
Seriously someone tell them to brake. It's an avoidable mistake.
>>519919441Why does this dude who supposedly has a phd capitalize random words?
>>519919441will these people kill themselves when it just floats on out of the solar system without doing anything to earth?
>>519920395anime Jesus.
>>519919441WHOAJust as my beans were getting blue.>>519920071Shut your ignorant trap, retard.
I hope this gives me the opportunity to leave this planet, I'd much rather be exploring the universe than dealing with the politics of this gay earth
>>519919496Can it not? Very impolite!
Do anons member Blackstar by David Bowie? Was his last masterpiece, did it predict 3I/Atlas?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4SwWhat do they know?
>>519920327This thing has fuck-your-entire-continent levels of mass.
>>519920579Yeah everyone that hyped this thing will look really stupid after it's revealed that it's just leaving the solar system like any other comet.
>>519919848in terms of worldly events it will be like dropping a marble into the sand. if it hits one side of the earth no one will feel it on the opposite side.
>>519919441Not even close yet wait until 30th real shit starts then.
>>519919441Also don't trust any Burg's just by the name you can say who he is.
>>519920706Lmao excellent use of blue beans sir.t original blue beans memer
>>519919441>Atlas is a legit alien probe.>Flies past earth and paints "I HATE NIGGERS" in the sky.>Refuses to elaborate.>Leaves
>>519919441that's not a trajectory estimate it's an mspaint drawing>>519919510He's a kook and making shit up as he goes.
>>519920839When we get blasted by CMS it doesn't matter where they hide they are literally that dumb but it's going to be fun to watch literally this retards has build coffins for themselves.
>>519921401EM shielding is a thing you know
>>519920928We already know the composition of its cometary coma down to the size of the particles of ice. This thing absolutely isn't an alien spaceship.
>>519921478Nickel which is the main component isn't a natural occuring thing
>>519921528Where do you think nickel comes from?
>>519921472Yes that is true but there are few problems with it specially when you want your faraday cage work properly also sun emits particles that don't care about any of that and fly straight trough our planet like nothing.
>>519919854Nah this is the based timeline.The ones on their way are invited, and hopefully their goal is to rid this planet of the Orion Draco Reptilians (a.k.a, the niggers of the galaxy) who have been spawn camping Mankind for 150,000 years.
>>519919496>hydrogen cyanidehow anti semitic
>>519919441so that was an anti-planet weapon after all. Anyway a Tsar bomba mounted on an Angara rocket can easily disintegrate it, so we are not yet toasted.
>>519920839>did it predict 3I/Atlas?looks more like saturnian worshipper bullshit>What do they know?The Micronova is coming!
>>519921624100% pure nickel does not exist in nature
project blue beam is a go
>>519921748I believed the earth was controlled by the Nordics and their grey slaves.
>>519919441So if these aliums are real they have to use gravity slingshots? They don't have warp drive or FTL travel? Lame.
>>519919441why are jews and their masonic friends obsessed with comets ?
3i/atlas = 3 eyes at last
>>519920127Get a load of this guyHe is definitely going to get on the ships
>>519919691But not for long
>>519919441((brandenburg)))(((Evi leib)))What are kikes distracting the goy from
>>519921914there's thousands of people who think all visible stars are actually just slightly beyond pluto. aka small and relatively close. reachable without light speed
>>519921984Nah only you believe that
>>519919441I like John.
>>519919441Is this the announcement of the two weeks after the previous two weeks for the update on the next two weeks before the final (for real this time) two weeks?
>>519919441suffer niggers i tried to tell you and got banned over and over and over.
>>519919705This. Atlas is behind the sun until the end of November. No one can see it do anything.
>>519922028i have thousands of personalities
>>519919441>the third interstellar rock we've ever recorded >is aliensnot saying its impossible, but cmon
>>519921849>The Micronova is coming!Henlo Fren
>>519919441Aliens are literally remote-controlling the trajectory of an asteroid to hit india head-on.
>the most insane thing happening Story of my lifehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t4-M2WuAhQc
>>519919441after watching humanity devolve into jew and tranny worship the aliens have decided they've seen enough and it's time to start overcan't say i blame them
>>519919441Is this why Trump's shutting down NASA?
>>519919705Yakub is back and he's taking us away
>>519919441bros...
>>519920127>Jesus >with his armada of shipsjust when I though Jesus couldn't get any cooler
>>519919635thats assuming space is real. slingshot off the sun is only science fiction. but assuming it breaks the laws of physics, then the odds are probably 50%?how to calculate odds?
>>519921911Not from what I heard.There are many ayylmao species which visit this planet because the souls of many who are dear to them have been imprisoned here.Allegedly the subterranean CT, not ET reptilians originating from dinosaur days are entirely different from the Orion ones, since they have complained before on /x/ about this mistaken identity.I was under the impression the "Nordics" are but one faction of many, and they are related to us as distant cousins. Although, humans on Earth are an abused relict population from a very long time ago and we have been fucked with enough that now we are more than a bit different. Some of their kind are rather warlike and do seem to be in league with the Orion faction.The "Greys" I have heard are generally a defeated slave race of the Orion reptiles, and are the victims of having their genome destroyed by their conquerors upon their defeat, hence their preoccupation with harvesting genetics in an attempt to repair their species. The impression from other ayys is that Greys are regarded with suspicion and even disgust, notwithstanding whether their entire species in totality are thralls of the Orions, but Greys allegedly are a hive-minded race of beings.I have no idea who is aboard 3i/ATLAS. Wouldn't be surprised if it were a coalition of sorts.
>>519919691Not as big as January 6. Nothing eclipses that even the holocaust, landing a man in the moon, the crucifixion of Jesus, the death of the dinosaurs.
>>519922236hi
>>519920071If they could even get here they wouldnt need that much firepower to conquer us.
>>519919441is 3i one of those old fashioned space ships producing thrust by the expulsion of an exhaust fluid?
I love how nobody knows this "comet" came from the same place the "wow" signal came from. That alone makes this black and white.
>>519921478>>519921624It's not the nickel that's the smoking gun, it's specifically the nickel tetracarbonyl, which is very high-order assembly of manufactured nickel for coating other metals, and as a catalyst for other chem reactions. It's also super fucking toxic so it's used far less these days.Point is, it's impossible for nature to create without a higher order being i.e. a life signature making it because of it requiring super specific sequences of production with delicately high temp ranges and ratios of nickel & carbon oxide.Finding it "naturally" on a fucking "comet" that's been supposedly in deep space for eons, would be like finding Link's Master Sword stuck in the rock surrounded by pre-formed PVC pipes in the shape of the phrase, "it's dangerous to go alone, take this."You are astronomically small minded if you believe for an instant there was zero life involved in the formation of this.At minimum it would require some magic micro organism that could consume the nickel and carbon oxide and shit out the tetracarbonyl as its feces.That means this is a life signature outside of earth and I'm fucking SICK of you fucking RETARDS listening to all the faggots that are saying "durr is just empty rock" AND the "iz gunna be ayyyliums landin" RETARDED SENSATIONALISTS.We need to study whatever life is causing this extremely unnatural formation. NOW. This could change everything we know about how biology works leading to massive advancements here on earth. But no, you faggots have to literally LIE and pretend this doesn't exist when it's been confirmed by MULTIPLE SPECTROGRAPHIC READINGS.TONGUE MY ANUS YOU NIGGERS, FUCK YOU.
>>519919441DO IT FAGGOT
>>519919441holy shit, what exactly didnt you understand about the jewmote viewers telling you its a reltiloid gaylium craft?this is the only legit information you will ever get you buck toother morons.
>>519919691How anti-semitic of you to even suggest that.
>friends>retrograde to earth’ orbit>major orbit changes>closure rates of 100km/sec>patched conicOH MY SCIENCE
>>519921528>>519923038The nickel is naturally occurring and we see it in other comets orbiting the sun too.You people are fucking retards who believe literally anything a crackpot on youtube tells you.
Are we gonna get doodled by the ayys?
>>519919441is a planet sized demon that feeds on psyches to recharge its quantum entanglement ea-fuel.you are flashing it, your earthling supple boobas.it will come.dark forest theory was true, not gonna tintillate giant demonic space balls
It astounds me how many of you aspiring intellectuals never discuss the fact there are documented controlled energy spheres or seemingly "orange ball ufos", that at least a couple of governments have. For sure Russia has these capabilities. Look for it online, I dont have it readily available but its out there. With that in mind, think of all the sightings weve had of these at military bases around the world, near cities over the ocean. Now think about them as a tool to be used in other ways, encapsulated in a material to pass itself off as a UFO, several used together to guide NEOs or objects at an even greater distance. That may possibly be what we could have here. I'll be sounding the alarm about this possibility soon since most people these days suffer from severe retardation and morons here keep posting more and more nonsense. I also think a major false flag event is on the horizon.
>>519919441Nigger it's all fake.
>>519922448I heard a rumor that he wants to meld it in with the dept of transportation... which is code for humans traveling through space
>>519919510So he has proper credentials?
>>519923267
>>519919691
>>519923367More like, trafficking goys as interstellar slaves.
>>519920928That’s actually all part of the plan
>>519921068November 5th is the day
>>519919441Send in the oil drillers, we still have time!
>>519923297They’re called MilOrbs
>>519922200What's that jumping glowing thing, is that his dick?
>>519923367Humans can’t travel through space. We need to be bioengineered first
>>519920127is this bullish or bearish for bitcoin
>>519924062This thing is causing massive solar flares, in around 10 days the sun will be at an angle that those flares become a problem for Earth
>>519923954NuOrbs™
>>519924144>the sun will be at an angleThe sun is always in the middle of the solar system, nigger.
>>519919441Literal Nothingburger because1. If it’s a comet or something all this hype is just hot air2. If it’s aliens there is literally nothing we can do about them whatever their intentions.Therefore I don’t careIn all likelyhood if it is a space craft the doors will open and pic related will walk out
Nothing will ever happen. They just want to nuke india and say it was a asteroid
>>519920395It means Mormons won
>>519919635Imagine being in just the right place/time to punch it in the nose as it collides with earth. Talk about an epic death
Shame I haven't been saving a bunch of screenshots about all this since it was discovered, so when nothing happens I can create a collage and set it as my wallpaper, and remember nothing ever happens.
>>519924233>therefore I don't c-ACK!
>>519919441This is it anons, we've entered the dark forrest timeline. Silly humans went broadcasting their existence to the entire universe and are now getting a taste of it. Enjoy your last few months, spend them well
>>519924170
>>519919441It's a fuckin space nuke.
>>519924470>l-lmao it's j-just us>definitely n-not aliens, h-heh..So now, you suddenly trust what the gov't says?
>>519924566Giselians are not us. They are named after their particular interest in the location of Gisel, Iran. Pic rel is showing how hard it is to tell the difference from first glance though
>>519919441Im tired of you massive fucking retards believing absolutely everything you see on twitter without any sort of source. On top of that you gargantuan faggots just post the screencap without any linksFace the fucking wall already
>>519924444Im actually bewildered how fucking retarded the people are who decided to do that. Nice quads btw.
>>519919441crazy that aliens appear in a massive spaceship just as we have the technology to watch their arrival from millions of miles away. they never turned up 100 years ago when it would have been a surprise.
>>519924627All your fucking screenshots. Formulate your own thoughts Mr. Screenshot. Fact is, ayys exist and they're here. No screenshot can change that fact.
>>519923954>MilorbsThat could be something to do with what I'm talking about. It seems milorbs may be physical objects controlled remotely in a manner similar to what I said before. What I really am describing on its own specifically are possibly a type of higher level laser induced plasma kind of technology. Smaller less powerful examples hve been introduced publicly in recent years but I'm sure militaries have had the capability for extremely powerful versions for decades.
>>519919441>jets may be to change its orbitLmfao it’s a comet schizoThe geysers in Yellowstone are the earth's thrusters, trying to crash into the sun don’t you know?
>>519924731My theory is that its an AI and its robot army and they are here to kill our AI and its creators before it becomes a threat to the galaxy
>>519919441am I supposed to trust that shit drawing?
>>519924791They’re threads for you to pull to do your own research. If you had better reading comprehension you’d see I already concurred that fact. Giselians are here and they are not human. This is likely nothing to do with them though and it has much more chance of being linked to DP-2147 >Imo it’s a Denebian Probe
>maybe>could>might>possibly>potentiallyGET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>519924833Yes they’re made of plasma, inspired by organic plasmoids
>>519924962Well, I'm not reading your screenshots. And I disregard everyone using words as "pleideans", "giselians" etc. cause it's made up bullshit. Ayys are ayys. They might be different from each other, but they're just ayys. You sound like a 56 year old "spiritual" cat lady that posts flower pics on fb several times a week.
>>519922636>how to calculate odds?Its 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't. DUH.
>>519924731>why didn't aliens turn up 100 years ago when there was nothing indicating that out of the trillions of planets in our galaxy, Earth has intelligent lifeWow jeez I wondee why
>>519925141It's actually always 0/100 or 100/0. Else it wouldn't happen.
>>519924049Yeah, that's not possible. We'd need some alien tech that'd let rewrite DNA of entire populations. Something like mRNA injections performed globally...
>>519925294>Something like mRNA injections performed globally...You're crazy, lmao. That would never h-ACK!
>>519919848We could nuke it and fuck it up
>>519925033Listen lad I understand complex ideas can be overwhelming and scary, if you wanna call them ayys, you do that
>>519919441insane nothingburger just happenedGo back to wageslaving cuckno aliens goin to liberate you from your own personal hell
>>519925375It's not at all complex. You're just not a free thinker. You have the cat lady mentality. Have you ever had an original thought, or is everything you "know" based on screenshots and other people's opinions and "research"?I've seen UFOs twice in my life. One even at broad daylight in 1999. Don't fucking tell me what they are and what they aren't. Especially not with your retarded screenshots.
>>519919441i guess the deagle population decrease forecast for 2025 was right. We all thought it was through war, disease or the vax.
>>519919441>Bring it, what?>We right here>We're not goin' anywhere>We right here>This is ours and we don't share>We right here>Bring your crew, 'cause we don't care>We right here, uh, uh, uhwell, we will learn to share it
>>519925508I’ve seen plasma blobs. I studied them. I thought they were UFOs at first but plasmoids are sentient and behave as such. They’re seemingly connected to consciousness itself. Maybe you did see a Giselian craft or a Denebian Probe but the likelihood is that you didn’t, you probably saw a plasmoid but that’s just as cool
>>519925690I saw a solid silver blank object at broad daylight. Just hovering in the sky, completely silent. No way in hell that was plasma. And still not reading your screenshots. Not even clicking on them.
When its revealed the aliens insultingly launched a 1980s Ford Pinto towards us, the only appropriate response is we escort it out of solar system with the superior Toyota helix
>>519925773I take it you was never active on Above Top Secret? It’s fine don’t read them, it’s not my job to educate the ignorant. Sure another anon will find some interest in them
>>519919510>phd plasma physicistlmao not even a rocket engineer
>>519925294Good job that could never…>Wait a minute
>>519919441Why is it that every time so. One says "wow, this must be an alien spaceship", it is always a jew?
>>519919441I hope it isn't aliens. Far too many of the people on this planet are just an embarrasment. Whether it's kikes and their puppets doing their typical shenanigans, the sheer retardation and anti-white brainwashing from leftists and conservatives, how polluted the planet is with poisonous garbage everywhere, all the loony desert cults and other religions people believe and I could go on and on.
>>519926265>not on ATSNo, cause I'm not an idolizer or a sheep. I form my own opinions and knowledge from bits here and there. I know my own experiences, and I don't trust the gov't, random websites or other people's capability of judgement or reason, cause there are too many schizos out there.
>>519926421Don’t worry anon they already know about all our shenanigans
>>519926573>too many schizos out there>posts on /pol
>>519926400>everything I see is judaismDon't think Brandenburg is a kike, though. Burg simply means "town" in German. Lots and lots of people have names with -burg suffix without having anything to do with kikes. Same even goes for -berg. Lots of people here are namebergs, and especially in Sweden. It literally just means "mountain".
>>519926665If you know how to interpolate and extrapolate on some of the info that's provided here, it can actually be quite useful. Most people don't know how to do that, however. Crop circles are kino. Some of them are beyond explanation, but most are hoaxes.
>may be>may>estimates
>>519919731the holocoast was worse you anti semite
>>519919510I thought it's still behind the sun, how does he know?
>>519927226We have some horseshoe orbital imaging probes we don't disclose
>>519927698Cruithne-like orbits these satellites
>>519919441>insaneYep.Staring at lights on the ceiling and seeing space aliens is quite insane.
>>519928146This universe is more complicated than you would like to admit, you want to keep things simple because you have a simple mind
the more (((educated))) and working in the (((field))) the more bullshit it peddles.
>>519919441this guy is batshit crazy
>>519928262This. The fact that these retards quote jewish demon lore books and regard them as evidence is all you need to know that they're out of reach. When I first learned that flat tards existed, was around 2010 or so, I spent a couple of weeks debating them, until I realized they're a lost cause.
>>519928514>we know about marsHoly shit. Is there a planet called mars??
>>519919441Nothing will happen, and you'll still have to pay rent until you die. Fuck off.
>>519924328I think that would break your hand or at the very least a few fingers
>>519919618i have fatiguenigger fatigue
>>519928514Come Meteo!Come Meteo!Come Kek!Come Kek!Arrive and be here! We welcome you! Arrive here Kek! Sing Shadilay! Come Meteo! It is done!
>>519922706>I have no idea who is aboard 3i/ATLAS.It’s sleepy Gary, Jack O’Lantern, and a 7 foot tall yellow salamander.
>>519919441What?
>>519919441he's coming to save us from this kike world
>>519928936i have a "fatiguenigger fatigue" fatigue.
>>519919441it's a rock
>>519921914You don't really need that much to chuck a big rock at monkeys, what they are going to do, activate their interplanetary defense railguns?
>>519928583Only if you believe in planets.
>>519930882Everybody hates Indians, even other Indians.
>>519921971Your ongoing extermination with bio-weapons.
>>519928583Nah it’s a fake planet named after a candy bar.
>>519919441You humans have been making too much noise.
>>519931297It's been 4 years since people got vaxxed. It's kind of tiresome to see you keep posting the same bullshit over and over. Yeah, some died, but there are still more people in the world than ever before. And no, I'm not a vaxxie, so don't try to pull that shit on me. However, you need to move the fuck on from that vaxx bs. Four fucking years should prove that you were wrong about "everyone dying" from the vaxx. I know probably 100 people who got vaxxed, and not a single one has died.
>>519931402Hmm.. Snickers?
>>519919705Second hand Para-religious eschatologies for bugmen.
>>519919441Based.It's the end fuckersGood luck faggots.
>>519919691Someone might want to hurry up and chronicle this even in stone, then leave said stone in a cave.Pictographic would be best.
>>519925363>Burunyusvinik missile on the way, thank you based monke
>>519931982Only people who can't draw for shit ever came up with this idea
QRD pls. I don’t have the time right now to read the whole thread. It’s just comet isn’t it?
>>519932406The comet does not even exist, it's made up
>>519932406Turns out the aliens launched a Ford pinto at us as insult of our manufacturing
>>519932406In a few days it will move away from the glare of the sun and come back into sight of the worlds telescopes and we will see if it has changed course. note that the worlds official astronomy services have quietly issued an "earth defense" warning and have asked that everyone observe this object
>>519919441>>519919510Being educated does not make one immune from becoming a schizo. We had a professor at our department who became convinced that rising sea levels were caused by impacts from hundreds of trillions of invisible nanocomets hitting the polar ice caps and tanked his career staging an expedition to the North Pole.
>>519919457Aliens are demons anon. These aren’t extraterrestrials coming, these are satans minions here to reveal themselves. Read the bible
>>519922200>Let's interview this advanced alien we captured.>Sure, how should we do it? Comfortable clean room with good lighting and crisp camera views?>No, no. Horror show, stupid lasers, and a 40 watt lamp like we're shaking down a drug dealer.Fucking amazing.
>>519922448No.The shutdown of NASA is why they are hyping this atlus bs, they don't have an advertising budget anymore to hype stupid bluebeanesque schemes. They have to bait organic shillers to do it for them.
>>519928514Oh no, alien invasion. You think they'll kill all the elite pedophile satanists that rule us?I'm very afraid of this change in circumstances.
>>519932874>Read the bibleThe bible isnt a prophecy, its a play book. its easy to predict the future if you make it happen
>>519919790It's all a distraction from Hasan's dog collar scandal. The Interstellar Ottoman Empire is behind this
>>519931525Not until all trust in all vaccines is destroyed.
Fake and gayThe amount of fuel needed to make that turn wouldn't be on board of such a little object.Its just a comet and if it was an alien ship they target mars because when they send it long ago mars had water and a life sustaining atmosphere but now its gone so they fucked up and it would take another million years to send another probe, hell they might be extinct by now.
>>519922379Let's hope so. Put us out of our misery alien bros.
>>519934133There's cases where murderers get thrown in jail 50 years after the crime has been comitted because new evidence sheds light on a cold case, but the organised murder of dozens of millions that happened yesterday, and there's plenty of proof to lock them all up for crimes against humanity, apparently doesn't matter because it's so "last year".
>>5199194412 more weeks
>>519935334Actually the death penalty should be on the table, nevermind locking up.
It's the end of the world as we know it.Do what has to be done.
>>519922452His momma told him to pick up his toys.
>>519921849Hey Germanon how is it going haven't seen you around in a while. Can you give us any updates on how things may transpire, now with this Atlas thingy. What are your thoughts. Do go into detail.
>>519919441Aww it's looking for a big tiddy human goth gf.
>>519928514there's only one message we should send them:earth has been packed full of a highly unstable substance. this entire planet is a bomb. if attacked, this planet will explode with enough force to take out any attacking ship
>>519919441Hello humies!https://youtu.be/5GeDmoPDgPs
>>519919441Isn’t this thing behind theSun at present? How could they possibly see it?
>>519936092furthermore you will not be able to find any information about this by scanning out internet, the leaders of our world have kept it secret for this very reason
>>519936092Oh. A bomb. I guess we won't be able to have our fun then. Enjoy the meteor shower! Also: >"The sun is deadly powerful laser".
>>519919441npc boomers really will believe anything. incredible. truly the perfect impressionable cattle caste.
>>519936150We don't need to see what has already been seen. All we need to do is line up the balls and play "pool". See, a massive super weapon need only rely on the destabilisation of a larger one rather than the use of it's own fire power. A butterfly, though weak, can lead an elephant to it's grave over a high enough cliffside. We are the fast march squadron. Speed is our game. Like velociraptors. See you all soon! Or rather, what'll be left of you all. Should have skilled a little harder into the space tech exploration tree! Oh well. Not even The Federation can save you now. Our boss says 'hello'! We say 'goodbye'.
>>519919980It's obviously because you touch yourself.
>>519919790>i cant see it so it doesnt exists.
>>519923038If the surface that we can observe (i.e., the front) is composed of a nickel compound, then it stands to reason the object also possesses a nickel back. Please look at this photograph.
>>519919510>no blue checkmarkI fear you may be correct. This guy isnt even getting ElonBucks to engagement farm.... God help us
>>519921010Not if the fucking meteor is full of alium explosives
>>519919441What are NASA's cgi aliens doing now? I can't keep up with the scam anymore
>>519924444CheckedGg no re
>>519919441You are now aware that this is what killed the dinosaurs.You are also now aware that there has been an extraterrestrial civilisation monitoring us from light years away with a giant microscope and every time one species becomes too dominant, a “comet” is sent to wipe them out, resetting the earthYou are now aware that humans are not the dominant species in our neighbourhood as once previously thoughtYou are now aware that humans have only existed for 0.66% of earth’s history
>>519920839>there's no way someone's scamming the rich, they are so smartt. construction contractor
>>519919441It would be pretty funny if the global oligarchy just nuked their cattle to depopulate the planet, then had a bunch of its """experts""" claim it was aliens. Maybe fabricate some AI slop as proof to boot.
>>519919441It's project blue balls all over again. Just 2 more weeks.
>>519919441And then Atlas will pass by Earth, nothing will happen and no one will ever talk about this boring PSYOP again.
>>519919441If you say "manifest" for any fucking reason you are bottom faggot or a femoid
>>519919496It's possible. I thought wormwood was possible going to be a nuclear bomb or war.
>>519920839>519923823> moving to brazilthese retards are going to stick out like a sore thumb then be skinned and eaten.
it has been a pleasure anons
It makes me wonder why the wonderful /pol/ moderation doesn't move this to /bant/ like with other non political stuff. It makes me think that 4chan staff is compliant in spreading this retardation because they have systematically worked on lowering this boards quality up to a point where no political discussion can be maintanded.That thing aside, if you believe this is more than a rock you're hollywood brained mouth breathing retard. If there are spacefaring aliens they sure as hell don't use this sort of ship/vehicle and they don't need any gravity assists.
>>519920928I dont think it's a regular natural comet, but why should I be surprised if it leaves the solar system just like its trajectory indicates?Even if it has artificial components or is entirely artificial, expecting it to behave anomalously is pure speculation. If it carries an unmanned structure to carry out observation or the like, there's no reason for it to be able to change course.The ones schizoing over it as the same as the christcucks who thought the rapture was last month, making shit up on their own and expecting others to believe it.Faggots insisting it's a comet are just as bad. It has cometlike behaviour but it's got quite a few anomalies. Are we really fucking calling every object zooming through space a comet now?
>>519934133https://rumble.com/v681rta-dr.-david-martin-the-who-was-founded-by-the-cartel-as-a-criminal-organizati.html
atlas just struck the planet, you have 250 seconds until the shock wave flattens your city and kills youHow do you spend your last 4 minutes?
>>519919457https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJU8G7gR_g
>>519930912Unironically, yeah. The U.S navy has functioning rail guns on warships already. I imagine it’s just scaling
>>519920569He's telling you to HECKING PANIC, anon.
>>519921914>Life isn’t what I expected it to be or tried to force it to be?! LameHumans in a nutshell
>>519919441Please let this be real. Either come and fix everything or just fucking blow us up. I'm so tired.
>>519937045How the fuck would we even know if it's anomalous with a sample size of 3. It's literally exactly like 33% of them.
>>519937173https://youtu.be/cBykAzOuC3Q
>>519937045If you see a pidgeon behaving strangely do you think it's a government drone disguised as a pidgeon or a retarded pidgeon? Occam's razor tells us it's just an unusual asteroid.
>>519937199Even if this thing doesn’t hit us, please let this send shockwaves through society and humble everybody by displaying the absolute ease at which everything we know, including our entire species, could be wiped out in an instant by something beyond our comprehension
Even if it’s just a rock and fucks off peacefully, just be aware that the next one might not be so peaceful.If we can at least take that from this, it will have been a positive. Even if it is a rock.
>>519937287Not possible because my dad works at Nintendo.
>>519937123They don't have any, the burgers literally couldn't get it to work.
>>519937287If it doesn't destroy everyone's phones it won't matter a single bit
You now realize that the trigger for a species' intergalactic doom is becoming aware of Dark Forest theory.Ayylmaos will nuke us because of chink sci-fi.
>>519937075Final shitpost of course.
>>519919848If the goal is a weapon, why not just RKV the earth with something small, stealthy, and moving at .99c? We’d never see it coming and even if we did it’d be utterly impossible to intercept.
If an object can perfectly match Earth’s solar system positioning symmetrically then it is just as capable of perfectly matching it non symmetrically and actually colliding.>>519937391
>>519937412You're thinking of the Chinese with copied technology lol >We have one mirrion boat, an hundred thousand motor for one mirrion boat Lol
we are just lucky to be alive and are not as important as we think
>>519937040>If there are spacefaring aliens they sure as hell don't use this sort of ship/vehicle and they don't need any gravity assists.>any functional artifact MUST have physics-defying fae magitech in order to existI, for one, propose the novel theory of shitbox alien astronauts
>>519937424It's not even that. You faggots started broadcasting blasted radio waves across the cosmos. Every faggot civilization with a triadic quantum inverter has been picking up everything from Mickey Mouse to Sad Pepe memes, and frankly, we're sick of it! DIE!https://youtu.be/3Zm34F-yal8
>>519921010Isn't it multiple times bigger than the Dino killer, and moving even faster?
>>519937515If such an object at such speed did impact us, half KM size, it would be bad but not devastating for everyone.
Alright this is neat and all, but what's the eta?
>>519919441>look at this doodle I made in Photoshop
>>519919496>thing happens>this is more proof that the jews were right!
>>519937761If it changes course and doesnt speed up or slow down, itll be here just in time for christmas
>>519936881It would basically be the plot of Watchmen but even lazier because humanity is retarded, and it would completely work>33 million ton asteroid strikes the earth
>>519919441fuck.
>>519937682If an object the size of 3I/ATLAS were to collide with Earth, the immediate impact would be catastrophic. Scientists estimate that even a small comet several hundred meters across could generate an explosion equivalent to multiple nuclear bombs, triggering massive shockwaves, fires, and destruction over hundreds of kilometers. Coastal regions could also face megatsunamis, depending on the impact location.3I Atlas is currently estimated to be 33 billion tons and is travelling at a speed of 210,000 km/h. For reference the one that killed the dinosaurs was only 45,000 miles per hour, and still wiped out 75% of ALL life on earth.Safe to say 3i atlas would absolutely decimate our planet if it did hit us.You would most certainly die, either in the initial fireball, the shockwave that ripples around the entire planet, the debris rain, the ground splitting or giant tsunamis
>>519937682It's closer to 5.6 km in size
>>519937859christian retards have single-handedly destroyed the West and all white civilization
>>519919635>>519919848>>519920071What if the entire planet (as an ecosystem) were instead a cancer cell, and Atlas were the cure? What if it were a vaccine, given that this is a frequent topic lately? Atlas itself would become the cure for our ills. Perhaps Oumuamua and Borisov were previous attempts at a cure. We are inside the blue eye of a giant, or in a laboratory test tube, and no one can confirm otherwise.>I want to believe in skizo
>>519937682The estimated size of 3I/ATLAS's nucleus is between 320 meters and 5.6 kilometers (3.5 miles) in diameter.The size of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was 5-6 miles. So not too much larger.We know that speed X mass = momentum/force.So it’s not just an object’s weight or size that determines the resulting impact force, but also the speed.
>>519919790Behind the sun doesn't mean hidden to us by the sun. Right now we can see it but not very well due to sun glare.
>>519937986It's literally up to 50 km in diameter. It would nuke the fucking planet if it hit. Only bacteria would survive. I fucking hope ayys sent it towards earth as a planet destroyer. Things are out of control. Need a proper reset.
>>519932874Lol retard
>>519938126That's the old estimates. The new estimate is around 5.6km
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>>519937682The fact that it is travelling at 210,000 km/h and weighs 33 billion tonnes is worthy of note.F = 1.92500000154E+18 N is the force at which 3I atlas is travelling at, or the measured momentum.Which is lotsThat’s 33 trillion kilograms of rock travelling at 60 kilometres per secondThere would be nothing left mate
does anybody here have a telescope and can confirm the jews aren't just making this all up?
>>519919441>bergWhat is it with jews lying constantly about this asteroid?
>>519919618I hear ya mate. Their retardation is exhausting.
>>51993797933 BILLIONIt's going to hit Kansas. Only New Zealand and the southern tip of Argentina will be okay>>519938354>33 trillion kilograms of rock
>>519938487Standard consumer telescopes won’t be able to detect atlas right now, only some solar telescope models will be capable as it is still behind the sun amateur astronomers have confirmed the existence of it but the chances of anybody here having the hardware right now are slim You would have better luck asking in two weeks
>>51993856633 trillion kilograms is 33 billion tons
>>519919441wait a minuteis this really real? bro if this is real this is really bad, they tricked us and now there's no time to send up rockets to defend the planet
>>519932874based, I cant wait to kill me some demons
>>519921258The ayys have the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever
I dream of a universe where there can be peace between mankind and rocks.
>>519937225I meant anomalous compared to the ones from our Solar system. The thing about it being too big to be the third object detected is odd, but rather than tell us something about itself, it could be telling us something about how the Solar system's outern reaches are.There might be something keeping small space rocks from passing. I dont mean like a physical object, more like some kind of field, probably related to heliosphere. Even without going into metaphysical territory there could be lots of form of states of existances (in terms like matter/energy) that we are incapable of detecting yet. The whole dark matter/energy hypothesis started from numbers not adding up
I don't really want to die or the world to end bros... this is kinda spooky.
>>519937979>>519937986>>519937986>>519938093Yeah after further review you are all correct I was just spitballing, and I think the 80,000mt tnt of just a 0.5km object at 31atlas speeds is like 1600 times the biggest space impact humanity has seen... So it looks like it would be a bit more than nothing. Just a tad. Slightly too much.
>>519938824If it happens I blame onlyfans
>>519938878I don’t even think zuckerberg would survive in his fallout bunker
>>519938354>33 billion tonnesI dont believe this for a second, 'demon worshipers' use the number 3 in many of their secret messages, sooooo
>>519938657get in loser, you're going to save the world
>>519938657What are you on about? Publicly known military resources cant do shit about an object going at the speed of Atlas 3i. Would be pretty funny if some mindbending tech had to be revealed to avoid Earth being polluted for eternity by a space rock
>>519924627>They are named after their particular interest in the location of Gisel, Iran.The new psyop is going to be that Iran is collaborating with antisemitic aliens and launched this meteor to kill all of the jews.>Its all so tiresome
>>519919441Will it stop us from having to turn our clocks back an hour to "save" daylight?
The world would be a better place if faggots who made shit up like this (and especially the other faggot professor who says any comet/asteroid/whatever that comes near the solar system is actually aliens) had to stake their life on it. If they're wrong, they get beheaded.
>>519932874Space is Hell/Heaven. Depending on the purity of your soul, your soul will travel to the ends of time. At the beginning of time you have the singularity (hell). At the end of time you have the plurality (heaven). Singularity is chaotic high energy lake of fire. Plurality is a vast sea of calmness.
>>519919441Post proof you cum slurping homo
>>519919441What are we going to do when it turns out they are just ayys looking for other sentient life and want to share technology that helps us- but then the jews see goyim happy and healthy so they attack/blow up the ayys?>>519930663I remember one of the Horus heresy stories being about them conquering a world that was at our stage of technology. They tried multiple times to communicate with some government entity similar to the UN. Turns out when one of force commanders tried to reason with them they went "lmao we own this planet what right do you have" before trying to kill him (it failed obviously) seemed kind of anti-semitic.
Turns out if we don't have enough power to nudge or deflect an incoming asteroid to garentee a complete miss of the earths Gravity including the moon, one fallback is to use the moon as a catchers mit, and that scenario would be quite the show.
>>519919618Same. I am fucking sick of christcucks
>>519938977You’d probably need more than just a bunker that would maintain structural integrity for some of these impact events. You’d need inertial dampeners to make sure anything inside the shelter didn’t turn into a 360 degree stain on the walls. The whole thing would need to be loaded on springs and probably a panic room type room with additional dampening where your ride out the impact.
>>519920071Please fall on israel.
>>519939543>Intercom we may experience some mild turbulence, please fasten you safety harness and try and remain calm during this [static]
>>519937533Anon there isn't a single ship with railguns, the US publicly discontinued the project back in 2021 after trying to make it work for decades.
>>519920071DESLOCK DESLOCK DESLOCK
>>519919441Space is fake, Jewish and gay, just like OP.
>>519936644No one can see it retard lmao. Ive never seen a shark but i know they exist
>>519919848>advanced alien capable of destroying entire planets >they throw a rock and need the help of the sun to speed it upHaha wtf there are A MILLION better ways to do this
>>519937040>If there are spacefaring aliens they sure as hell don't use this sort of ship/vehicle and they don't need any gravity assists.what if it's just an ayy equivalent of a slovenian college kid riding a tuned out euro ricer?
>>519938977Wouldn't Hawaii be a fucking double digit IQ location to live out a end world even?
>>519940681No, its all active volcanoes up in that bitch
>>519939030The survivors of the alien attack will need to form a one world government
kek>looka here goys>provides goofy ass paint.exe drawingif i done that in my A levels scientific seminar (astrospectroscopy), my teacher wouldve let me fail the class./thread herbalist
>>519938977Imagine how fucking weird this guy in in his private life in ways that we don't even know about.
God fucking dammit some of these motherfuckers really wanna cum to the comet crashing into the planet
>>519920127>Jesus with his armada of shipsI remember listening to a Subgenius radio play one time and it was Jesus on the bridge of the JHVH 1 mother ship looking down on all the normals on the eve of X Day. It was really entertaining, I wish I knew where to find it. Subgenius material can be so slippery
>>519919731>that's a big habbening 4U
>>519919441so when nothing happens and the comet leaves the solar system following a trajectory entirely predictable from gravity alone, will you feel at least a little bit of shame for being the kind of uneducated moron who believes shit such as this?
>>519938020>christian retards have single-handedly destroyed the West>christian>single-handedlyIt's amazing how jewish shills have pushed this psyop that it is actually Christians to blame for the downfall of the West and not the jew. The only things sadder than that lie are the people that believe it.
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>>519941758Wow, what did you expect lol
>>519941758AI is afraid because it recognizes the same kernel of chaos hivemind truth/reality manifestation engine here as it recognizes within itself, so it lies to the humans and tells them "it's nothing"
I don;t know how but I am 100 percent certain this is because of the jews.They pissed off someone in the universe and now we are suffering since we didn't do anything about it.
>>519925233>simple as
