Why did he lose sight in one eye?
>>519927139Black eyes club ritual went too far
>>519927139RIP depth perception
>>519927139kojimamaxxing by larping as big boss
>>519927139his faggotry was all encompassing, so his eye ran away true story
Why doesnt he just get a glass eye, hes got more than enough money. The eyepatch is obviously being used to play the victim card.
allegedly he lost his eye fighting wars for Israel, but I think it's more likely while he was on his knees alongside John McCain sucking Netanyahu's cock ol' Bibi got too excited and accidentally put out Eyepatch McCain's eye by shoving his cock in the eyesocket and fucking it.
>>519927139He didn't, he found it in the other one. They used to call him twopatch.
>>519927212last pic of elon in the white house
>>519927139Puzzling indeed.
>>519927139Crenshaw lost his eye at a TelAviv glory hole.
>>519928027Definitely a message: >You misbehaved, we can touch you nonmatter who or where you are.
>>519927139He did it for Israel
>>519927139He's Jewin' it for his Torah...
>>519927139This cultural appropriation has to stop, it's getting ridiculous now.
>>519927139John McCain's Boner took it out.
>>519927139looked in the glory hole
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkmwt82ZlG8&pp=ygUbcmlkaWN1bG91cyA2IGV5ZSBwYXRjaCBnYW5n
>>519927139>If I take off your patch, will you die?
>>519927950>accidentallyIt was no accident
>>519928237> Crenshaw lost his eye at a TelAviv glory hole.Came here for this.
When you don't hear a word I sayAs the talking goes, it's a one-way flowNo fault, no blameHas the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?