Why is the USA government shilling halo so hard?
Microsoft is essentially an NSA subsidiary
>equating illegal immigration to a galaxy wide genocidal parasite while working for an actual genocidal parasitehilarious
>>519950062Why they so desperate?
Wait, I thought Elon Musk was gone from the government
This is based and redpilled, I'm signing up for the Marines in a few weeks. Wouldn't ever have said that under the Biden Occupation! It's been an amazing time with a real President back in the White House!
trying to get the votes from zoomers/millennials for the 2026 election
wow he just like me fr fr
>>519950064wetbacks do kind of look like alien goblins
The Halo composer supported Trump
>>519950062Because it's one of the most successful games made by an American company
what the fuck is this websitehow are people using it? it's so retarded
>>519950062Everyone Is Twelve theory of politics. It's pretty self-explanatory.
>>519950062They need to psychologically prepare people for World War III.
Hey you, join the navy!
This man brings peace to all things.
>>519950062Because they're both formerly good things that are absolute shit in modern times
>>519950067Yes I john Smith from Kentucky mekhozot will also be signing up for the marines and look forward to defending the interest of Israel as is our divine obligation
america's losing the mandate of heaven and you're watching the imperial court rage about it while clenching down for control
>>519950073Works on my machine. AIs usually learn from the user, so if yours is retarded it tends to be a reflection of you
>>519950067>>519950075>>519950076American recruitment crisis is less about lack of willing recruit, it is all about the lack of suitable recruits. A lot of zoomers who try to enlist are too fat and too mentally ill to be fit for military. It affects law enforcement too, currently over 30% of ICE applicants get rejected because just they are unable to pass the minimum physical requirements of doing 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and running 1.5 miles in 14 minutes
>>519950080Their time for celebrating themselves will soon be over.
>>519950080We never had it in the first place lmao It's just over, this is how children act when they realize fun time is over
>This happy that a Japanese company now has beaten an American one supplying American jobsThanks?
>>519950062Trying too hard, even worse cause it's all based on the crappy remake.
>>519950062you forgot them retweeting the best one
>>519950064>actual genocidal parasiteoy vey!
>>519950085CEOs did that, acquisitions and mergers have a 75% failure rate and don't actually do anything but secure a golden parachute for the executives that ordered it, western video games are collapsing in on themselves like a neutron star because of mergers
CRINGE
>>519950083One bomber manned by some broccoli headed zoomers from Florida will absolutely fuck these people over. We set Iran back years with that.
>>519950081i'm not logged in so it's not going to learn shit
>>519950062Old Marines recruitment ads were just as dumb.
>>519950062> nowNigger, the army had a propaganda-mobile with a pseudo master chief on the side of it when I was in high school in 2010. $55m custom van with floor LEDs, star trek glass doors, and faggy Hollywood style productions of a fake invasion plastered across 25 TVs mounted to the walls
>>519950086Pretty sure the first one was responding to a tweet from GameStop basically explaining they were going under soon so it was celebrating an American retailer dying and the death of an American job market since pretty much all of Xbox Gaming Division will be gone in a few years after they're doing gutting and executing 95% of the people in the studios they bought and sank.
>>519950087Vance still tries to pretend portraying him like a retard amuses him huh
>>519950082>American recruitment crisis is less about lack of willing recruit, it is all about the lack of suitable recruits.Isn't this unironically something of a a global problem? Could've sworn there was something about how a lot of dudes can't join the Chinese military cause they're too fat as well
>Why is the USA government shilling halo so hard?Halo/CoD dudebro era was peak goycattle, the american goverment definitely had hard data that these people were far more likely to go and die for Israel. Even to this day CoD is basically propaganda.
>>519950087>GS thinks they can meme on both sides
>>519950096They didn't notice it. That's what makes it funny.
>>519950098The war on terror era of the 2000s/early 2010s was probably the most effective widespread propaganda campaign ever unleashed on Americans. There was a complete stranglehold on all aspects of culture. Everyone had to bow down and kiss the boots of zogbots for years.
to distract from the newest Farming Simulator
>>519950102No refunds hillbillyFuck your farmTrump won
>>519950080The fact that we are even calling this concept "mandate of heaven" aka a very chinese concept, already shows their influence.
>>519950062>please start playing warfare games again we need recruits for ww3kill yourself
>>519950100They did. Vance eats that shit up
>>519950102Just plant different crops?
>>519950106They jail tourists for those JD memes lmao cope
>>519950103emaciated band of the hawk members yelling "TRUMP WON" in the sacrificial circle as trump-griffith holds up his behelit and demands his ballroom be built
>>519950096Being a meme is unironically a good thing to get kids to vote for him in the future. The meme status will be used for his campaign too and he'll probably win the youth vote because of it. That's literally how Trump won in 2016, people knew who he was and the memes were fire.
>>519950097Pretty much yes. Maybe WW3 will be just fat officers steering drones at each other.
>>519950109I won, you lost. Trump won, you lost.Russia won, you lost.Israel won, you lost.Chuds won, Antifa lost.You lost in every single way every single time lmfao, you are a loser.
>>519950104Yeah, you need to call it Manifest Destiny, like a real American.
>>519950062ok so my harmless, ACTUALLY SUBTLE kpop threads get deleted on sight but this mutt /pol/bait AI SLOPPA shit gets to stay for hours and hit the bump limit?
>>51995010240 billions for Mileivoted for itnow starve
>>519950114mods tend to leave /pol/bait alone yes lol
>>519950062this is the cringiest cult of personality I've ever seen
>>519950096Would you prefer he take offense? Surely that would work in his favor.
>>519950106>>519950110Trump was portrayed as a gigachad, not a baby faced loser who doesn't defend his wife
>>519950119It doesn't matter, in that scenario voting for him would be funny and ironic. An IRL shitpost.
>>519950062It's ran by unironic redditors.
>Gamestop declares "the end of the console wars"Nintendo won btw, by default>White House Rapid Response adds it as another war Trump ended>Gamestop replies with Trump in MC's armor and AI JD Vance as Cortana>The US gubmint now posts Halo patriotic memesFunniest shit of the weekAnd it's monday
>>519950108Ok but that has nothing to do with what I said
>>519950114Maybe mods are not so bad aftet all. Psyop your gook garbage elsewhere.
>>519950102>give 40 billion to Argentina so they can sell their basedbeans to China, which China stopped buying from America because of tariffs Art of the deal huh
>>519950096Vance embracing that meme instead of sperging out about it really hurts you, doesn't it?
>>519950082>American recruitment crisis is less about lack of willing recruit
>>519950127Nah it's funny seeing him try to pretend he is not mad given most of his posts are pretty whiny. Have you read them?
>>519950073skill issue. Learn how language models work. Current events are not something llms know without using tools because the training data is older than a certain date and wont contain info from the future.
>>519950109how are twitter invasive libtards still posting here?
>>519950064>actual genocidal parasiteYeah, those poor drug smugglers. Won’t somebody please think of the children. Meanwhile, how many wars has he ended, and is currently in the process of trying to end? Monks in Cambodia were campaigning for him to get the Nobel Peace Prize, and the person who won dedicated it to him, for fuck sake.Stop getting your news from Reddit.
>>519950128Good for that guy. Better to flip a sign than to work for a state-sanctioned murder machine.
>>519950132You're a drug smuggler, because I said so. The missiles have been launched
>>519950128sign flipper sounds based af
>>519950062>zoomies don't remember
>>519950062Rogue terrorist state banana republic in its last years of existence, Corrupt empires always go down like this in a shitball of stupidity.
>>519950102>Ice cream on the cake of a perfect stormAmerican eloquence at work. The next Demosthenes
>>519950137It's actually crazy how hard USA got played by Xi and Putin by electing a corrupt yuppie pedophile snakeoil salesman as their president. Disgusting subhuman retard cattle deserve all the bad that is coming to them.
>>519950131I hope for your sake your funny abrasive internet posts don't get you lined up against a wall in the future, given their nature
>>519950126Those files dont exist, c'mon anon
>>519950137China didn't earn this win, they just got matched against a complete retard
>>519950091exercises improves eye hand coordination, reflexes, quick thinking among another thousand things, a fit and healthy man will have better control of any device than a fat and unhealthy "person", and while i think that china is behind the us when it comes to level and quality of armament, it's definitely not the difference it was Iran vs Us. also why do americans insis that it have to be some dumb fat slob the one controlling the chink killer 9k?
>>519950141Despite what twitter says, Millei is a libertarian.
>>519950141Is that the venezuelan sisterfucker president?
>>519950107Big American farmers unironically min-max for max profits instead of rotating crops for stability. It’s bad enough that taking the time to plant different crops could fuck them financially and at worst bankrupt them.
>>519950137Guys i cant stop thinking about trump.. guys its a real problem he is trying everything to stop the ukrain russia war that was started during the biden administration (and russia only ever dared to attack during democrat control same for hamas) and trump stopped the palestine genocide that was started during the biden administration and i should be thankful.But i cant stop hating him because the media told me for years to hate him i.. i just cant stop hating him and thinking about him.. about trump... I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM GRUMPFFF..oh god noo! OH GOD GUYS its happening AGAIN please guys help meee!!..GRRRUMPPPFFFF.. guys help m.. GRRURUUMMMPPFFFFFFFF HELP MEE GUYS GRUMMPFHITLER help!!!! GRUMPFFFF pls kill mee i cant stop thinking abouGRUUUMPPPFFFFFFFFF KILL ME GRUMPPFFFFGRUUMPPFF TWOO SCOOPS MUELLER TIME FEEEDING FISH WRONG GORILLAA CHANNEL GRUMPPF
>>519950062Halo is going back to being good
>>519950062Let's see what reddit thinks.
as good of an off-topic thread as any, is it me or right now are there more people spamming certain things that i don't want to mention? i'm actually considering just fucking staying off the site for a while because i keep getting paranoid about it and clearing my history
>>519950151You have to be some eunuch cucked retarded faggot, so yes please fuck off.
Oh, no...
trump does flood the zone messaging where theyll shit post 24/7, thanks to hiring someone off pol and ai slop
>>519950148>Guys i cant stop thinking about trumpBecause he is cringe.
>>519950152not talking about loli if that's what you thought, genius
>>519950062what happened to all the "keep politics out of games" peopleawfully quiet
>>519950102What exactly is their problem? If its about illegals then they can get fucked.
>>519950156>loli is le heckin taboorino topic hereSee what I mean?
>>519950157Its okay when it makes trannies and leftests commit suicide.
>>519950157>what happened to all the "keep politics out of games" peopleYou didn't listen to us. So now you will get what you have earned.
>>519950064Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>519950062Funny how fucking mouth-foaming mad seething this caused for thurds.
>>519950157Retard alert
>>519950157Always do what your enemy does to you.
>>519950157most of those guys are republicans who can't get laid if people know their politics
>>519950152>>519950159the sharty is that way
>>519950083>all this training and exercising>just to get flattened by a garbage truck going 20 miles an hour on an empty roadMindboggling
it is incredibly wild to me that the Pepe picture with him lynching some dangerhair while saying >why did you make me do this? I just wanted to play video gamesbecame real
>>519950153Didn't he run for the RNC a few years ago?
I tried explaining to americans a few times but they either don't get it or don't care, but once they get their white ethnostate with pure trailer trash aryans a government agency with no oversight that answers to the president only like ICE isn't gonna go like "well shit boys pack it up our job is done I heard picking strawberries pays good this time of year let's go"They just don't believe it.
>>519950104>>519950084>>519950083>>519950080What the fuck are you chinese babbling about
>>519950108One guy was denied entry because he was a crackhead, keep coping
>>519950096I wish i was famous enough to get photoshopped into silly pictures for free...
>>519950132>he believes in the drug war psyop being used as casus belli for regime change in VenezuelaHoly fuck, spoken like a boomer brainrotted by decades of Fox News neocon propaganda.
>>519950062Everything that happened politically in the last 10 years really was just downwind of GamerGate, wasn't it?
>>519950062>Good to see you, President Trump. Things aren't going well.
>>519950158China buys a lot of corn from America and the tariffs killed it so all the crops are rotting
>>519950171none the current happenings will be walked back. We now have a 1 branch government with a completely neutered supreme court and congress. This will not be walked back in our lifetimes and the current ruling party knows this so they will remain in power.Shouldn't have been so spineless when you were in power, dumbfuckcrats, because now you'll never get a whiff of it again
>>519950162>Doordash notification whilst recording an RNC Cucks conventionHOLY FUCK, AMERICANS ARE FAT LMAO
>Halo is a blatant criticism of mindless zealotry, particularly Judeo-Christian>smash cut>being co-opted by Judeo-Christian zealots to spread propaganda
>>519950176Put me on the next screencap, Rock!
>>519950096Do you still get detained by TSA for having a picture of Vance on your phone?
Dead franchise, dead country.
>>519950137>>519950139>>519950143You've been saying it for 80 years.>>519950183cope
>>519950181Trump played RATM at a rally anon basic media literacy is really not their forté
>>519950175I live in south America. It is definitely not a psyop. Trump is doing the right thing. It is either look like a "villain" now or be a loser in 50 years.Brazil is losing territory to organized crime syndicates that work like a tyrannical parallel government.
>>519950160How the fuck did they train the cat to do that?
>>519950169even in his imagination where he is in control, the frogposter cannot take responsibility for his own actions>made me do this
>Xbox isn't dead>Xbox is alive and well>Xbox will WIN the console wars
>>519950187>Brazil is losing territory to organized crime syndicates that work like a tyrannical parallel government.This would mean something if Brazil wasn't already used to tyrannical governments, managing to indict and imprison many corrupt government and military officials recently was a big surprise for everybody, least of all the caught officials.
>>519950128Lmao get ducked
>>519950091China already has nukes, and bombers, and pretty much everything.
>>519950184Why do third-worlders love to project their own problems on America?
>>519950062Atp he can do whatever the fuck he wants and bad publicity means nothing. He's probably just doing it because he thinks the game looks cool
>>519950189yeah that's a cool straw man and I am sure you totally owned the person in your head that you invented to argue against, but I'm not a Trump supporter nor a frogposter, but you seem incapable of living in reality.It's okay; when your political opponents have a secret police force they've used to make 1500 people so far completely vanish and detained thousands more, and you do nothing but sob and cry on Reddit about it, I understand the desire to look away from reality.You're totally winning, 'sis', sure thing.
>>519950172To put it in layman's terms, you fuck up royally (often literally) enough times, you lose a critical amount of respect from your peers and subjects. This can spiral into a regime collapse.
>>519950190Zohran is gonna win. Jews lost.
>>519950064Same difference
>>519950183That guy got kicked out for drug related issues and you know it.
>>519950196>post talking about frogposters>anon believes it is a strawman but also takes personal offense over it>trannies! (studio audience laughter)(THIS USER IS WINNING THE "ACT LIKE A FAG" COMPETITION)
xbox is dead!long live xbox!
>>519950157It's "Keep 'liberal' politics out of games"retard
>>519950102Working as intended by the way, when Trump says he loves farmers he's actually talking about giant corporate agribusinesses which have lots of money to spend on campaign donations or whatever. All of these small family farmers going out of business and selling their land for cheap is great news for them.
>>519950187>im totally not jewish, I swear!Shalom.
>>519950195It's not him making the posts, it's 4chan occupied government running their social media
>>519950183>believe royanewsenglish and some random thirdie
>>519950201>more strawmen>more making shit up wholesaleyou get 'em sis! Go tell Reddit you'll be there at the next No Kings and you're totally going to stick it to the regime that is totally not in complete control alreadylmao
>>519950133Not really. You're not a christ fag are you?
>>519950083I was doing that too in elementary school when physical education still existed. Except the crawling, it was fun.
>>519950198>muslim winning in a city that used to be majority white is a jewish lossCome on, you can't be that stupid.
>>519950157>>519950203It's "keep faggots and feminists out of games".
>>519950208This is a Grok response isn't it
>>519950177>Take these files, insert them into your helmet
>>519950158Tariffs are raping your farmers
>>519950187>>519950191This anon would be one of those retards that calls Brazil "Bostil" and wants suck Daddy Trump's cock. Here's the big, real reason why the militia and drug cartels take controls of tons of stuff in Brazil: Because it makes shitton of money, way more than anything else in Brazil besides maybe mining, meat industry and airplanes. Every single politician wants a piece of the pie, left or right wing and the effort to actually make things better is way more than just taking your cut of the drugs pie. No nationalism in this country, died years ago with Eneas. Everybody either wants to leave or to take advantage of the people that are already here, but a good chunk either just becomes second-rate "citizens" in places that don't want them or just come back because they don't make it elsewhere and the one that barely make it have to sell that they are doing REALLY WELL because otherwise they have to confront that they could have tried to improve their own country instead of running away to somewhere else that doesn't want them anyways.
>>519950211Considering how much Israel and Aipac are going after him, it's definitely a loss for zionists
>>519950213>refuses to live in realitynot my problem, have fun with the next 10 years, retard I'm sure crying on Reddit will definitely improve things for you
>American propaganda is released to more consumers>American president celebrates
do mods do their jobs here anymore
>>519950220seething libtard
>>519950220>anymore
>>519950220>>724312438
>>519950220this is everything that mods and jannies worked towards, why would they delete this?
GET F*CKED DRUMPF
>>519950096Still seething
>>519950128>35k for the fucking military I made more than that in retail lmao what the fuck
>>519950220They need the ad revenue.
>>519950217>how much Israel and Aipac are going after himThey're not doing that, however. They might SAY that shit, while also funding is campaign
>>519950177epstein derangement syndrome. rent free >>519950157they meant modern politics, incel
LOL /v/ mods are such bitches
>>519950172>mentally deficient (either from being too old or too young) emperor being puppeteered by eunuchs>key positions being openly sold to the highest bidder rather than the most competent individual for the job>lavish remodeling of the imperial court while regional governors are left to fend for themselves monetarily>growing famine and political instability outside of the imperial court>regional governors beginning to assert more and more independence and clashing with imperial soldiers as well as their neighborsHistory repeats itself anonThe empire, long united, must divide
>>519950225Gavvy is butthurt
>>519950314Forgot pic
>>519950225unironically a small price to pay
>>519950062Because it's based.
Ameriniggers are so fucking cringy.
>>519950062>based blumpft poisoning the well to sabotage microshit’s braindead decision to go multiplat
>>519950147They aren't farmers. They are basedbean inventory managers. Its ridiculous. They have spent their entire lives managing the same 500 hectare monocrop. That isn't farming, its land abuse.
>>519950179>Shouldn't have been so spineless when you were in power, dumbfuckcrats, because now you'll never get a whiff of it againHoly based, fuck democRATs
>>519950373zip it skank
>>519950179>the current ruling party knows thisThey sure don't talk and act like they believe they'll be in power forever, they're trying to entrench what they've got before they're ousted. I think they can count on the Schumer-led Democratic Party being so pussywhipped they won't roll anything back but they definitely aren't 100% confident they won't get dragged into the street and killed.
>>519950314>growing famineNiggermutt soi farmer sisters...
>>519950062Posting memes like it's 476 AD.
>>519950062because comparing the illegals to the flood is quite possibly the most hilarious analogy ever spoken by a government entity lmaoThis age of social media truly has allowed for some of the most stupendous examples of human iniquity that humankind will ever produce. >Somewhere, out there, deep in the vastness of space, even God's eyebrows are raising slightly as how effective humans are at being complete retards
>>519950314>>519950353I'll be sure to make sure I declare open allegiance to American Cao Cao when the time comes, American Dong Zhuo is working his magic right now.
>>519951799wordy
>>519950134Get out if my country brownie
Because Mars is stupid & Ghay. Orbital Ring's or O'Neal Cylinders at Lagrange point's or better, Veins. Mars is a scam. Space is not fake and Ghay, they'll just loose all power if you open a new space gold rush. Gold will be worthless, water & Europa sea food will be the new gold.
>>519950216>heh, i know better than the people that live thereNo ones reading all this shit midwit
>>519950064It would be based if it was about the juice
>>519950477When was the last time anyone frim finland did anything important for the world? What is your countrys greatest achievement mongol?
>>519953281>juiceYoure not on reddit anymore niggerlover. Say kike. Self censoring faggot lmao
>>519953321why so moody? tiddy skittles ran out?
>>519950062Halo is about killing space Muslims. It's based.
>>519950064you mean BASED AS FUCK, right????>>519950065Timmy don't wanna work for just fiddy thou bonus
>>519953321Someone post the fin girl castrating reindeer with her teeth, truly the shining star of her race.
>>519950064They are the bad guys and they don't even know it
>>519953369It’s illegal in my state
>>519953446dude just go
>>519950062Glowie here. Do you know how fucking hard it is to recruit all of you retarded fat losers from this generation? I mean look at this gay website. The only way to get you out of your gamer chair and to remove your butt plug is by convincing you that you can do gamer fag shit in real life.
>>519950095GameStop isn't going under lol seethe hedgy.
>>519950062Probably some faggot at Eglin got nostalgic.
>>519950157They joined ICE
>>519950062because master chief is the alien destroyer. the government is pretending the orange jew is vaporizing brown people with plasma rifles so dumb boomers voot harder next time
We are in the meme timeline. This shits crazy.
>>519953647its not illegal to talk about the jews in anystate anon.
>>519954243It’s illegal to say they control everything or say anything bad about them
