What makes aliens to want to travel millions of light years to anally probe americans the most, of all nations on the planet?
>>519968222gay niggers from outer space want to zutt the mutt
thats just their version of a toilet
>>519968222idk
>>519968222Distances between star systems are infinite, you can't travel without ascending dimensions
>>519968639because we're the most developed. and most importantly, we're the most advanced psychologically. we're also the most intelligent and most technologically advanced. it's a combination of all of these factors. it's a rare combination, and we're the only species that has it
>>519968222Image you're hyper evolved bird, you buy ship ticket and less than a week later you're on some backwater planet where everyone is +12/10(humans are insanely beautiful by most species standards). Your people signed a treaty with locals(USA) to allow sex tourism as long you follow the procedures and drug the local first, you bang the first person you found there and bust the biggest nut you ever had, the guy who oversight your escapade make fun of you for fucking only 13/10 while he clear his anus with probe cleaner, you bang one or two more people and leave, you wasted 2 years worth of your wage for this but it was worth every credit, on the way home you browse the internet and find out you only fucked dudes and you're gay now.
