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MEL BECAME A CAT 5 LOL
3 CAT 5s FORMED IN 2025: 2 SLUTS 1 BEANER

IT’S OVER FOR DE MANDEM
THEY MIGHT AS WELL FLOOD AMERICA AND DA YOOKAY AS MELISSA REFUGEES
WINDRUSH 2.0 COMING FOR DA YOOKAY MEANS MORE DRILL VIDS RECORDED OUTSIDE MORLEY’S AND WAITROSE
AND MORE NIGS IN AMERICA MEANS MORE WALMART, SPIRIT AND CARNIVAL CRUISES BRAWLS
BAM BO KLART

906MB/175MPH

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.php
https://weather.us/model-charts
http://spaghettimodels.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov
https://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlab
https://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html
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*farts*
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>>519969430
RATE MELISSA'S HURRICUSSY AS YOU'RE IN IT
WHAT DO YOU RATE HER
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Yo, mandem! Big news a gwan! Mi hear seh Bomboclaane Lizzo a go mash up everyting so bad, Britain a go fling citizenship to all a wi Jamaicans! Mi hear dey tun up di ting! Dem a go pay fi yuh flight to di UK, sort yuh out wid free house, food, an’ all di essentials fi a whole year, bomboclaat! Di British white bwoy dem can stay chill wid mommy an’ daddy, no need fi move out, while dem tax money a look after unu beautiful black souls!
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There's no Waffle Houses in Jamaica. That's why they're in danger.
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Based Jeff live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAzDjaA1exA
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Jeff is in prime position
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>>519969476
loose dead starfish
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>>519969528
madlad
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>>519969528
He should go see what gets uncovered on treasure beach.
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>>519969337
I just woke up from a nap. How’s it going?
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>>519969528
He's too far East to get the eyewall. He is in Santa Cruz. Deadzone is going to be Black River.
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>>519969337
you're such a faggot but good job at least putting a little effort in. i still hate you tho :3
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>>519969583
she didn't landfall yet though KEK
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>>519969684
Melissa would have pokies showing through her shirt, with clear piercing outlines visible as well.
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WHEN DOES THE HURRICANE START KILLING ISLAND NIGGERS????
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>>519969658
How about Melissa as a waifu
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>>519969604
Yeah, there is truth in this. You never know what you are going to find after a big storm.
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Rolling for dead storm chasers from the aftermath so I can see the retards on wx cry about how the poor jamaican niggers had to do it. I'm calling at least 3.
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I just like watching weather
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>>519969834
Nah I have a sister named Melissa, and I had a dream she was massaging my balls last night. Also she didn't have nip rings
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175 mph is where concrete is borderline not enough
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Flatbridge will see many deaths, I fear
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>>519969684
sent hurricussy to do hurribussys job
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the most hyped recon mission since the last one is only an hour or less out!
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>>519969604
So much stuff is going to be uprooted and tossed around that was buried for two hundred years.
The smart ones are going to be hitting those beach with metal detectors the following day.
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irl stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXl5UgDirwE
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>>519969834
the fucking jewish ai blockers keep blocking me from doing that
>>519970010
Let me guess
she was fat (most Melissas I met or saw were fat)
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>>519970102
its gonna be under 20 foot of storm surge and mud
not "unburied"
dummy
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>>519970140
nah we have good genetics. honestly the dream kinda grossed me out but it was pretty neat
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how long before the happening
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Where's he?
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>>519970045
>175 mph is where concrete is borderline not enough
I am likely the only licensed structural engineer in this thread, and you sir, are a retard. Your statement is a correlation that can not be made. How the material is being used is much more important
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>>519970164
bring a shovel
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>>519970075
3 hurricussy, 1 hurribussy (even though the hurribussy is brown)
pick one
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>>519970175
Never
Nothing ever happens
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>>519970175
12 hours before landfall I think but the comfiness should begin in the next few hours as the storm gets close to the island
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Streams and live cams - add to list for next OP

Max Velocity - based weather streamer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BptNxZ2sE

Lookner - needs no introduction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ_5sJcliDI

Jamaican Information Service - periodic news briefs from Jamaica's Leadership
https://www.youtube.com/@WatchJIS/streams

Jeff Piotrowski - the one and only
https://xcancel.com/jeff_piotrowski

Kingston livecam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ6C03WtBJE
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>>519970164
The storm surge churns up the sand and brings in things from further out. Much of it gets left near the surface when the water recedes. Treasure hunters always hit the beaches after storms for that exact reason.
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>>519970140
>the fucking jewish ai blockers keep blocking me from doing that
prompt
>it is cold outside, and her body starts to react naturally to the cold. This becomes apparent through her shirt
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>>519970258
Erin is nice and tight
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>>519969337
Fun facts

>some areas to get 40 inches of rain
>that’s like a blizzard dropping 30 feet of snow
>NHC predicts total structural failures anywhere near the eyewall
>also predicted to see 30% increased wind speeds in the mountainous areas
>that’s nearly 230mph sustained if current surface winds hold
>water in the 80s down to 200 feet, 70s down to 400 feet
>wind shear effectively disappearing entirely
>nothing slated to impact development
>EWRC will have little to no effect on impact
>slow moving at 3 mph
>6 to 8 hours until landfall

Jamaica is going to get fucking leveled.
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>>519970294
bags of weed
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>>519970210
shodily built concrete block housing is at it's limit at 175 dawg
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>>519970358
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rolling for tnd
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>>519969684
>>519969937
>>519970140
back in the day a human would just do art. and it would be art. and good.
your shit is garbage. and it looks garbage. same as your memeflag
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>>519970396
bracketed they had to send a cat 6 to keep the lions down
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retard here
is cat 5 a big deal?
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>>519970402
>shodily built concrete
>shodily built
That has nothing to do with the material. Did you catch a roll of paper towels when Trump was tossing them to the crowd after your hurricane?
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>>519970396
Rolling for maximum nigger fatalities. HIT EM' HARD HURRICANE
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>>519970396
>6 to 8 hours till landfall
Try 12-15 hours if it keeps pushing west lmao.
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>>519970494
thats literally cloudy with fatter tits
i know that face
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>>519970525
I live next to where the paper towel thing happened but didn't go sadly
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>>519970396
>nothing slated to impact development
History of the negro summed up
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>>519969337
>memeflag sensationalist claims not to be a kike
>post bbc shit while attempting to scaremonger
reminder to kill all memeflag on sight.
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>>519970601
How bad did that storm fuck your shit up?
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>>519970494
everyone's art is garbage
>>519970358
rank the hurricussies (and bussy) from 1 - 4 and say why
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>>519970601
what was your house built of and how was the aftermath?
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noaa predicting sub 800 mb 240 mph huperniggercane
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don't tell me this is another nothingburger
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>>519971043
sheet metal, chicken wire, and stucko, just like your house.
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>>519971083
175 mph winds and still intensifying is not a nothingburger
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>>519971043
>>519970854
my house is reinforced concrete / concrete blocks so there was no damage. The problem was the lack of electricity / water / breakdown of logistics for fuel and food etc
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>>519971017
jewish "art" certainly is, memeflagget
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>>519971125
go away

>>519971195
how long did that last? also how central is your area?
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>>519971064
GIVE IT YOUR ENERGY.
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>hurricane makes landfall
>immediately drops to Cat 2
>mfw
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>>519971043
I survived direct hit very close to landfall from hurricane Ian. House is reinforced concrete, had some tiles blow off my roof but otherwise was ok
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>>519971213
u mad
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>>519971315III
NNNNIIIIGGGGEEERRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck this spam filter shit
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Is Jeff going to die?
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>>519971083
Its moving west so it seems to just skirt the west coast of Jamaica
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>>519971315
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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okay, when does it get to jamaica?
the cams on Lookner's look really calm
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>>519971291
a week without water, 3 months without electricity. I'm in a good part of the metro area but some areas went six months without electricity, 1 or 2 months without water

Gasoline and groceries going back to normal took like three months I'd say?
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>>519971429
god I love this
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>>519970573
Kino
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Florida guys are safe right?
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>>519971626
>3 months without electricity
nigga??
>Gasoline and groceries going back to normal took like three months I'd say?
NIGGA????????
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>>519971694
moaar
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>>519971720
of the hurricane? yes
of the alligators? never
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkzQd_pEsvU
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>>519971694
why are jews obsessed with nigger dicks?
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>>519971720
Tampa Chad here. we are 100% safe because Tampa is invincible
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>>519971818
because they are degenerate pussies
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>>519971764
The aftermath will be a living hell. Make sure you have a radio because that'll be your only outlet for news and entertainment for a while.
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>>519971485
Legit worried about Jeff for this one. I was hoping he’d sit this one out but god damn it the man knows no fear.
God speed and find the best damn blue shed you can, Jeff.
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>>519971923
fuck it imma just jork it
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>>519971795
SALT LIFE
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>>519971923
>>519971978
I was going to say don't forget jorkin it
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Jeff is probably safe. it shifted west again and his town isnt high hazard zone. red is landslide history and blue is flood history
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>>519971931
Donate to him for bringing his huge ballz to the deathzone.
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its reteriorating
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>>519972164
If melissa jogs any more west shes gonna straight up miss jamaica. Where is the TURN.
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bombaclaat
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>>519971931

I'm more worried for him regarding the aftermath, because you can bet your ass it's going to be bad.
The locals are going to take one look at him and see this guy as a walking treasure chest.
Jeff better book it the hell out of there with the first plane or boat once the storm is over.
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>>519972334
everyone knows not to fuck with tourists
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>>519972293
turning north ngga
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>>519972293
>suddenly the models all start showing her going to the Gulf and killing thousands of niggers and spics
>meteorologists can't figure out what the fuck
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>>519970294
Lets say hypothetically somebody started a rumor that the hurricane is churning up gold bars and posts that to sites the locals frequent. That would be horrible, and should not be done.
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The owner of Jeff's house.
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>>519972520
It needs to go east too, its practically past the island, lol.
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>>519970282
>Lookner
THE GOAT
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>>519972510

Well that's good.
Let's hope that self restraint lasts even after the storm.

>>519972582

>Breaking news!
>The hurricane has lifted a sunken pirate ship from the sea!
>There are now billions worth of doubloons gold bars and diamonds flying around
>Remember not to go and catch them, they're officially government property!

That would be funny as hell.
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>>519972737
He's so pure. Pure autistic love of happenings.
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lookner h8ters can fuck off and die, frankly
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>>519972955
He sucks at pronouncing non-english names. He is not very knowledgeable in general. He seems somewhat dim. He is obsessed about air-frying. He is likeable in many ways, but he also annoys me so much at times.
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>>519972955
He also thanks the mods.
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>Yet another ring of pink suddenly popping up around the eye
Looks like the intensification isn't over yet.
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>>519973423
we cat 6 nao
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>>519973423
Somebody tell this bimbo to go TOWARDS jamaica
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>>519971626
>>519971764
>3 months without electricity
This happened to me 5 years ago. It's pretty standard for a direct hit from a 4 or 5. Prepare yourself for a shitty next couple of months if not years.
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>>519973423
Feed me mon
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>>519969430
bless
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>>519973562
>bimbo
She really is huh? Stupid fucking sea witch.
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>>519973423
Is this the Tampa route?
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the eye id dry
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Hey anons. Just a quick update from treasure beach. Winds have picked up and there are trees, posts and debris blocking major roads close to the beach. The sea level has also raised substantially. At this rate, the area will be a disaster. Not really sure if this post will even be made with the connection coming in and out but SHIT you guys were right. We are definitely fucked!!!
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This is about to be the most deadly hurricane in our lifetimes, if it does indeed hit Jamaica directly. It has a serious shot at joining the list of 7 Atlantic hurricanes in recorded history below 900mbar.
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>>519974095
you're still more than 12 hours from landfall
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>>519974095
>At this rate, the area will be a disaster.
It's HAPPENING
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>>519974095
GLHF, see your body on stream later
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20 Minutes till eye penetration. Give me your best bet for pressure when they get in there!
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>>519974095
did you at least move further inland?
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>>519974139
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>>519974214
I'd love to see 898mb.
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>>519974214
902mbar is my bet, and I think it has a serious chance at getting below 900 later tonight.
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>>519974214
887
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praying for my black jamaican brothers on /pol/
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>>519974095
Anon please don't be like the Fort Meyers anons
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
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>>519974278
unfortunately, the strongest winds are looking to miss kingston.
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>>519974287
What does millibars on a hurricane mean? Does it correlate to wind speed?
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>>519971291
He's not joking. That's really what they build houses out of here.

>>519972919
Nah he's right. They only rob each other. Rare for a tourist to get shanked, and if they did it was usually buying drugs or being somewhere out of their designated zone.

>Regional News
>mfw we have to tell the contractors to secure their cranes because they fucking didn't, and only 2 actually did anything about it
https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-crane-operators-move-secure-equipment-ahead-melissa/

>>519974095
Good luck and thanks for the update. Take pics and shit

>>519974449
It's already too late
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>>519974449
I have a strong feeling based on his posts that he was my dental assistants cousin. Who drowned
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>>519974214
896
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>>519974214
TOTAL WINDSPEED INCREASE
TWI
https://youtu.be/P_E00cmcMWY
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>>519974095
irie bless brudda
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Rolling for 2.839 million dead
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>>519974568
Man, that sucks. I always hoped he was the guy who was rescued from the car with his dog
RIP
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>>519974677
CHECKED
It's happening
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>>519974685
Maybe he was I have no clue but that dude told me what happened to his cousin and it sounded remarkably similar. That storm was fucked. Fort Myers beach is still a disaster area
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With the storm becoming more west, the part of Jamaica it's looking to hit now is populated with half a million people still, this is just direct eyewall impacts with 170+ MPH winds and 200+ MPH gust and 3+ feet of rain. Outside of this it's still miserable with 3+ feet of rain and respectable gust to blow down huts.
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>>519974685
Duck anon? He was sharing pictures from his cousin who lived in Sarasota so...
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>>519974510
1 millibar is 0.001 bar
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Say a prayer for our bruddas

Di ienjel go tu Mieri an se u ar se, 'Mieri, mi av nyuuz we a go mek yu wel api. Gad riili riili bles yu an im a waak wid yu all di taim.
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>>519974510
The millibars are the air pressure at the lowest point (in the eye). The lower the number the more powerful the hurricane has become.

Picrel is the entire list of atlantic hurricanes that have gotten to 900 or below.
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10 MINUTES TILL EYE PEN! GIVE MELISSA YOUR ENERGY!
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>>519974759
I'm canceling the happening
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hence the milli
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>>519974095
Are you still here? Any updates?
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Camon lizzy-chan lets go fackin north
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>>519971931
He’s looking for a warrior’s death
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>>519974992
Fucking Ivan noooo
Give my back my happen with your slavmagic
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>>519974778
FUCK
I really hope it ends up going back east
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>>519974211
>GLHF, see your body on stream later

I lied. Haha. Get fucked. Nothings gonna hit us.
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it's tiny...
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I hope a jamaican refugee takes shelter in my bussy
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>>519975054
lizzo-chan
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>>519975092
do you live in kingston, sweetie?
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>>519974982
AHSG would have been kino in 2005
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There is another live stream from Jamaica Information Services in 30 minutes, kek. Those are fun.
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>>519974214
900 excatly. Cocktease for sub 900
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If it trails more West, doesn't that mean that the core is going to be less fucked by the mountains and remains stronger and also pulls more storm surge to the shores as it passes?
And this means it's going to be absolutely fucking giga powerful once it reaches Cuba.
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>>519975004
I don't instant how their fiber optic system is so spotty but here we are. It's bogged on a normal day
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>>519975213
I would of forecasted Rita like the Mets did and I would never live down that cat 1 into Lake Charles when it was supposed to be Total Houston Death
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>>519975084
since you asked so nice
It's HAPPENING
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It's uh....not turning bros...
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>>519970509
You know know of all the nigger countries to get fucked by a hurricane I didn't want it to be Jamaica. Thoughts and prayers
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>>519975291
I was in both Rita and Laura, and Laura was honestly worse than Rita.
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>>519974214
888
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>>519975403
Well yeah, Laura was a cat 4 with 155 MPH winds, Rita was a cat 1 who lost all their muster.
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>>519975388
GFS currently has it looking like a miss, and then turning at the last second taking out all of western Jamaica. It could still miss completely.
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>>519970509
>is cat 5 a big deal?
Would it help if I said "gato cinco"
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>>519975388
It will.
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>>519969430
BLAP BLAP
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>>519975448
>could still miss completely.

Cuba bros...did we get too cocky?
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Maybe it's my autism but I really like the little animated lines circling around on zoom.earth
I can watch this for hours
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these hurricane hunter planes look kino desu
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>>519974992
Holy fuck! The ending of that gif! Totally worth it
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>>519970396
Why do you want MORE refugees?
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>>519975204
Nah. Im in Central Jamaica.
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>ITS WOBBLING
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>>519974845
No, the guy who was trapped in his house with his dog and who decided to leave once the water rose too far.
He's probably dead though, otherwise he would be in these threads now, or at least last year with Milton
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>>519974095
be careful
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910 MB, eye was missed, wait for sonde
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I love post modern times because you have meteorologists on twitter describing the situation as "cooked"

That's how I wanna go out. I wanna be "cooked" by mother nature
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>>519975236
Post link when it comes on I want to tune in
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>>519975666
checked.

>>519975651
It could actually only be 910 to be fair.
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>>519974982
But can you chart a windspeed to a millibar number? It does not look like a linear correlation.
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Nothing ever happens...
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>>519975600
You could be at the club daggering your last sheboon instead of shitposting here
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>>519975736
No it isn't that simple, it depends on the size and compactness of the hurricane as well.
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>>519975671
will do.
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>>519975742
>turns south
>dissipates
>never makes landfall
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Maybe the real hurricane destruction was the wrecked Cubans that got swallowed along the way
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Melissa is on a b line straight to Guantanamo bay.
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>>519975600
Noice. Mountains then? What fruit trees do you have? I miss my breadfruit and avocado trees.

You guys fiber optic is underground too right? How do you think it will fare?
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>>519975736
it's relatively linear, but with some variation
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>>519971931
God speed Jeff, the White man marches on.
>>519970396
It is so fucking over for them, no where to run but a bunker really.
>>519970509
This is the best of the best in hurricane happenings.
>>519973423
ACCELERATE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>519975671
>>519975782
It's the third one down

>>519970282
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>>519972544
They can barely call the weather 3 days out.
A big fat hurricane should be easy.
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I'd bet half my bank account the computer models got this thing's track way wrong. Using AI to predict storms is fucking retarded. Jensen Huang and Lisa Su are snakes.
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>>519975924
art battle
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>>519975794
kek the coping in these threads will be entertaining
>nooooo it still has a chance to blow chairs over!
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>>519975986
kek do you think chatgpt is making the predictions retard?
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>>519976032
I HAVE ALOT OF MONEY ON THIS FIGHT
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when this storm turns out to be another nothingburger, confederate memeflaggot must kill himself on stream.
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>>519975213
It was a fantastic year getting back to back hurricanes in Florida.
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>>519976156
Even if it misses Jamaica, its still gonna end up pummeling Cuba. Not quite as fun but, still an overall win.
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>>519975858
it's gonna lift out a bunch of terrorists and drop them straight on US soil
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>>519976066
It's all LLM. So yes. It even sucks for making porn.
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>>519976259
>>519975924
all hurricane waifus 2025
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>>519975904
Yeah. We have most higher altitude fruit tress. Avocado, citrus, lychee, berries, star apples, ackee etc.

No, our infrastructure cannot withstand anything more than a category 2 hurricane. If this thing hits us, we are actually done.

Though its not necessarily a bad thing. The chaotic aspects of nature purifies and revitilizes. Community often grow out of chaos.
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>>519976259
Their power grid is always going down in Cuba.
They are big fucked by this storm.
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>>519976066
Actually they are using deepseek.
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>>519976355
kek
I like how in case there are femanons lurking they have humberto as their husbando.
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Imagine if she just tanks the front and continues into the gulf
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at least we get on real AHSG this year
will we have on ground live streams jamicans or can they not afford phones/know how to stream
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>>519976368
Yea, we got fucking leveled by Andrew and it took a long time to clean up but built back smarter with concrete block etc.
Dorian cucked us...
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>>519976492
The point is for landfall when shes juicing on hot water, she goes in the gulf shes gonna be lucky to be cat 2.
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>>519976386
Do they even have internet now though? The only things that suck about Cuba destruction is that we don't have any way to see it and also Jamaica is a better win for reducing worldwide nigger population.
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>>519970258
gabrielle is ready to settle down
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>>519976446
I'll create more humberto art as well as Melissa (and erin and Gabrielle)
Humberto is for the femanons
erin/humberto/Melissa were category 5s
gabby was a 4
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>>519976545
A storm so based it completely altered the building codes
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>>519976368
can i have your playstation cause youre gonna die
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>>519976428
YOU MEAN THE STOLEN OVEROPTIMIZED TO BENCHMARKS INFERIOR CH*NESE RIPOFF
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>>519976582
I mean she did piss herself all over ibiza
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wonder what hell it was if 100 years ago or w/e and you think it's just some rain and wind hitting your hut
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>>519976663
>can i have your playstation cause youre gonna die
Fuck off, kid. I dont play vidya.
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>>519976545
I remember Andrew destruction on TV when I was a kid, I still always think that was the worst Florida storm in my life.
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>>519969337
This isn't going to Florida, faggot
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>>519976492
>last second melissa punches through the AT field of the front
>sheer force alone breaks free into the gulf and reorganizes into a cat 5 reaching 200mph sustained
>makes a straight shot to Houston or New Orleans or Tampa
My body is ready.
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>>519976386
I went to Cuba after Irma for “humanitarian” reasons. Pretty cool place. Especially when you get out of Havana
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>>519970282
No Weed Trimmer
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>>519976736
thats why youre going to die
slow reflexes
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>>519976663
you're not going to have electricity for a long time.
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>>519976736
>>519976812
niggers
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>>519976368
Send me your rum. I will look after it.
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>>519976801
Wow, very cool!
There's things like this in St. Augustine that shows how high the storm surge was against the hotel by the fort for big hurricanes.
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any good streams up? i can't stop blarting and mario karting and need something to watch. yeehaw. you're welcome, friends.
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>>519976863
I’ll send you some cow dung
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>>519976812
I was top 2000 worldwide in COD modern warfare, chump. Youll never be as good as me.
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>>519976801
Don't you have to be a commie to be allowed into Cuba?
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hurricane is moving south
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>>519976960
i gotchu covered, my brutha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ_5sJcliDI
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>>519976989
you fell off
like youre about to off that hillside
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>>519976703
Well they did say she was gonna turn, so YES. Lol
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>>519977047
>nazi board
>links me to jewish propaganda by the most jewish looking kike i've ever seen
lol. you can't make this up.
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>>519976755
How much would Ahsg explode if THIS is the tampa death storm. I would laugh for days.
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>>519976975
Rude! I'm telling Doug Ford you said that!
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>can't be expected to predict what weather it will be in 24h
>somehow thinks he can predict the course of a hurricane
Remind me why m*t*oroligists aren't hanged as snake oil salesmen?
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>>519977134
how nu are (You)?
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wtf shes turning south
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>>519969337
>flying niggers
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The Jamaica Information Services update is supposed to start at 6pm. They were late this morning kek. The chat is unintentionally hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpSC59I_y4
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Cuba deserves it more than Jamaica tbqphwy

Rolling for it to miss Jamaica and head right up Cubas commie shitpipe
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>>519977242
how big is your nose?
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He wants to be a meteorologist so bad lol
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>>519977301
Why does he wear the tie
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>>519977247
Im dying laughing, melissa is cucking everyone.
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>>519977457
>these things do wobble
if it goes south and dissipates fucking kek
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>>519977301
Who doesnt?
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>>519971764
You'll be lucky to make it out alive, worry about the rest later.
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>>519977256
Reading these in a heavy Jamaican accent
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>>519977247
bless de gad has erd our prayers
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i remember getting bullied by a bunch of jamaican niggers in an mmo i used to play back when i was a little kid

i hope those faggot niggers still live in jamaica.
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>>519973620
Bare in mind that's the US where the vast majority of the population won't be effected by the storm. Jamaica doesn't have that luxury
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JISTV live now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpSC59I_y4
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>>519977615
kek. The sign language cracks me up too.
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>>519976446
more hurricane humans of 2025
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>>519975940
Oh thanks anon

>>519976368
I haven't eaten a star apple in 20 years. Enjoy one for me when they are in season again. Well sorry to hear anon but I figured that is the case. You have a concrete house right? You should be fine if so. If you're in a wooden house I hope you have a safe area. Only thing to worry about with a block house is debris. Won't have water or electric but we know how to live without it. Haha. After Milton I had 2 weeks of nostalgia. Nice bucket bath outside even though I have an RV so I had hot water, working fridge and everything. I had fun reliving my youth for a little bit though. Hope you stay safe anon and if you're in the mountains it will be okay. People will come together, not like down in the city.

>>519976545
I watched that shit on TV as a kid and was hooked. Been into storms ever since.
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>>519977783
we find it funny too
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>>519977019
I’m that anon on my phone right now so probably a different ID. Back then there was a list of 12 reasons for an American to visit Cuba. I chose to go for “humanitarian” reasons for my 30th birthday with my sister and a couple friends. I got 100 cheap fanny pack; filled them with tissues, bandages, and a few other things. Then handed them out to children on the 2 week vacation. I also gave that tree a fanny pack
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Is this sign language with a jamaican accent hahahahahahahah
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big up tony
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>>519977851
I hope Shelly Ann Fraser Pryce is OK. She is a nice lady.
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>>519977994

Agreed on SAFP's quality of character, and don't worry. She has shoe contract money to get out if she wants to.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveOXlUR3Z8
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he hasnt replied because he fell off the hillside
quite sad really
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>>519977811
Gabrielle a cute!
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>>519977080
Lol look guys it's a little spoiled Hilel nigger

>>519977155
That would be quite entertaining

>>519977256
Thank you!

>>519977851
Boy is how that sign language man been there whole day

>>519977905
Yeah "humanitarian" work is how a guy I know up here went down there.
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>>519978178
bye bye nigger, basedicane is gunna get you
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>>519978178
why'd you push him off?
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>>519977811
HUMBERTO FUCK MY SHIT UP PLS
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It seems to be looping. Melissa has BPD fo sho.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOzvs1Rmw_E
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>>519978232
>pale anchor baby that thinks having eaten a mango in highshool makes them hard posting from a nepo ride school dorm
lower your tone

>>519978259
bants
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Whether they get the eye or not, Jamaica about to be underwater mon
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COME MISTER TALLY MAN
TALLY ME BANANA
DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME
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this is comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FLRSGnz5yU
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Chances of it doing a 360 and slingshotting to haiti through jamaica?
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>>519978458
>couldn't handle it
fair enough
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this sucks im gonna watch some cumtown clips
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I’m pretty annoyed that it’s still not turning Northeast. Really wanted to see what a storm of this magnitude would do to a place like Jamaica.
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will trump throw out some 3 pointers with toilet paper again?
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>Regional News
Business as usual for the robbers and reavers
https://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20251027/two-men-gunned-down-spanish-town-attackers-being-sought

>>519978458
Little boy they don't teach manners anymore? You aren't going to do very well in the coming weeks, but maybe it will help you build some character. Good luck, a spoiled baby like you will need it.
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>STFU WHITE MALE WX BROS!
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>>519979473
wx?
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>>519979473
>weather is racist
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>>519978232
I didn’t have to give the Fanny packs out, because they really don’t check if you’re going for what you’re saying you are. I liked it though.
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>>519979549
white xirs
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>>519979353
stuck pig squeals
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>>519979549
>wx community
All I could find is weather community
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>>519969337
Hope you're baking
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NEW BREAD!!

>>519979773
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>>519979728
Picrel
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>>519979599
Yeah he runs a "non profit" so perfect cover lol. Man that is a fucking racket if I ever saw one. He had a frigging elevator in his house. Non profit my ass. I have always wanted to go, will probably end up visiting for health care lmao. Those guys have excellent doctors.
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>>519978275
OK FEMCEL COME CHECK OUT THE NEW BREAD WHERE I WILL POST HUMBERTO FANART
AND YES HE WAS A CATEGORY 5

>>519978228
COME CHECK OUT THE NEW BREAD WHERE I WILL ALSO POST GABBY FANART


>>519979773
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Don't give the hurricanes names - saying their name makes them more powerful. Giving them human names is such an unnecessary evil, there's no way it happened by accident.
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>>519979549
weather community



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