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OI WASTEMAN SKENG SENPAI INNIT
MELISSA AND HER CREW WILL MEET YA WITH DE MANDEM OUTSIDE TESCO'S IN BRIXTON AFTER LANDFALL INNIT
WANNA FIGHT?

MELISSA:
8:00 AM EDT Tue Oct 28
Location: 17.5°N 78.1°W
Moving: NNE at 7 mph
Min pressure: 901 mb
Max sustained: 175 mph

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.php
https://weather.us/model-charts
http://spaghettimodels.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov
https://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlab
https://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html

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>>520007939
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thanks mon
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Just drive to the west side of Jamaica
Not that hard to live

Like 15 people will die
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SPREAD YOUR NIGGER LOVE, MELISSA CHAN.
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How will single middle aged white women cope
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TOTAL
SLOP
DEATH
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>Bamboozling
>Getting bamboozled
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>>520015488
OH BABY
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https://x.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1983139693597254117
>Hurricane #Melissa Advisory 28A: Eye of Extremely Dangerous Category 5 Melissa Approaching Western Jamaica. Catastrophic Winds, Flash Flooding, and Storm Surge Expected On The Island Today. http://hurricanes.gov
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off waging this week, had a number of chores and errands to do, will just watch this instead I think
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what a day. I'm guessing this won't do much and the Jamaicans will be celebrating tomorrow afternoon
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Total Jamaican Destruction Mon
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>>520015488
I used to be really into Trans porn and one day I just woke up tried to watch one of my favorite porn videos and it just didnt work any more it wasnt exciting or a turn on other videos and pictures were the same. I think I just grew out of it, i also think that the idea of fucking a tranny might seem really exotic or whatever but im positive its one of those things most guys probably instantly regret after doing it.
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The TJD will commence shortly. Please refill your drinks and snacks NOW
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it's over, mon
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>>520015595
Same as always, white wine, various meds and SSRIs
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LED lights change colors were in code red now. We are getting ready helmets on Santa Cruz, Jamaica #HurricaneMelissa
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>>520015605
we do a little trolling
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>>520015666
Checked, of course you will Satan
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>>520015700
speeding up like Usain bolt it will be over in a flash won't even feel it
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Streams and Cams


Lookner
https://www.youtube.com/live/OTRQNgqnEg0

Flat Bridge
https://www.youtube.com/live/k4Lt_iev8x4

Kingston Harbour
https://www.youtube.com/live/jVr7_V4Tohw

Multi-Cam
https://www.youtube.com/live/0No-QCwLjXs

Max Velocity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkpbrMBjiJ4 [Embed]

Tornado Paigeyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov6mC9CdGVE [Embed]
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>>520015666
>satan is comfy and is having hot coco
It's fucking OVER for jamaicans.
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Nothing can kill Flat Bridge
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New flights approaching eyewall
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Crocodile issue with storm surge
They eating good today
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>>520015666
Have cozy time Satan
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Based Jeff Live
https://www.youtube.com/live/psWnPJfuuZU
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>there is a crocodile issue
kek
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>>520015666
I'm having a cuppa with you Satan, what a day to be alive
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>>520015759
>it will be over in a flash won't even feel it
That is what I said to your mom last night
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Reminder that Melissa has absolutely crushed the ALL-TIME GLOBAL record for eye dryness.
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>>520015666
Yeah im off work today too going to put some hurricane streams on the TV and chill
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>"hurr durr nuthinburger, nothing ever happens!"
A cat 5 hurricane is about to make direct landfall over a populated island.
Apart from trolls, how can people be so oblivious?
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flood waters closed due to crocodiles
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jamaica is a shithole. good riddance
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>>520015929
What does Eye Dryness mean?
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>>520015971
Everyone went to the west side of the of island
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>Survive drowning

>Get mercd by a croc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApAth15BXVc
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>>520015971
won't matter we will be waiting days to see the damage and the island is just a pile of trash so it will seem like it improved
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>>520015878
>>520015897

>nigs can't swim
>huge storm surges coming
>loads of shoddy electrical infrastructure about to be taken down
>crocodiles in the flood waters
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>>520015929
Are these numbers dew points? Wouldn't more negative mean dryer? In which case Melissa is in 10th place?
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>comfy sweater on
>fireplace on
>snowing
>big happening with the lads
incredible, really
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Jeff sounds a little manic right now
>I can hear ROARS coming i can hear the ROARS coming!
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>>520015488
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>>520015894
Jeff is confident his current shelter can withstand up to 250mph winds. I hope he is right
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seagulls are taking shelter
>seagulls are taking shelter
seagulls are taking shelter
>seagulls are taking shelter
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>>520016072
I guess they'll have to jump on crocodile backs to not touch the electrified water, I've seen that in an Asterix movie it can be done
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>>520016115
>i was gonna go do a walk and time out in the street
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>>520016140
250 mph is insanely fast. 200 mph is the most I’ve ever designed for, and that was even above the code requirements.
t. Structural engineer in south Louisiana
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>>520016192
walk and talk*
I can't imagine kind of people he'd find on the street
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>>520015666
Good choice!
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wind intensifying jeff wtf are you doing man
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>>520016115
It's what he does, he gets autistically giddy about the roars and the power flashes
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>>520016075
The numbers are the temperature (technically 'blackbody thermal radiation'), see below.
The numbers are indeed negative but warmer temperature (less negative/closer to zero) indicates a drier eye.

(I'll repost this again from last couple threads)
Found a few sources of info:

>https://iere.org/why-is-the-eye-of-a-hurricane-calm/
Sinking Air and Adiabatic Warming
The key to the eye’s calmness lies in this sinking air. As air descends, it is compressed by the increasing atmospheric pressure. This compression causes the air to warm, a process known as adiabatic warming. Warmer air can hold more moisture, further inhibiting cloud formation.

Therefore, the eye is a region where sinking, warming air prevents the development of thunderstorms, resulting in clear skies and lighter winds. It’s crucial to remember that this is only a temporary reprieve; the back side of the eyewall presents just as much danger as the front.

>https://x.com/BluekandyWX/status/1982870520480866620
dry in this context means more blackbody radiation measured due to lack of cloud cover in the eye and warmer temperature recorded from a stronger sinking motion in the mid-level of the eye.

it would go up/down as a result of changing environment in the eye. When the eye clouds over, or undergoes a new eyewall replacement, these would make the satellite-measured eye temp much colder while corresponding to a weakening phase.
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>>520016216
>t. Structural engineer in south Louisiana
based fellow structural engineer. Do you have your SE?
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>>520015666
Checked, based and Melissa pilled
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>>520016244
He has a bit of a nervous edge today
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>>520016044
See >>520016262
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>>520016244
Someone should make a coomer meme of this
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my man Max talking about subvortices
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THIS
IS
A
NOTHINGBURGER

I'm watching the cameras right now nothing is happening. Mark my words nothing will happen.

Fuck you.
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>>520016281
No, P.E. SE is very rare in this region and not needed. Plus I’m old and done taking tests.
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WHEN DOES IT HIT??????
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>>520016048
aren’t they worried it’ll tip over?
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>We're gonna need help from the US and all countries
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PRESS P TO PRAY TO JAH


P
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Jeffs starlink has its own starlink
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>>520015488
It's happening
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>>520016379
of course it's a nothingburger. outside of a little tourist section there's nothing in jamaica except huts and slums
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Just me or does the flatbride look like its missing a chunk in the middle, water seems to dropping further
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>>520016413
Trump is going shoot now 3s with paper towels?
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Why does Jeff talk so fast? He talks so fast he stumbles over his own words.
I don't understand why there are fast talkers. Why can't they talk normal?
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should i pick up cannabis to show solidarity with Jamaica? or should i pick up ketamine to help me immerse myself in the happening and pretend like i'm there?
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>>520016413
They're on their own, USAID is dead
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>>520016558
He's thinking fast and his speech is trying to catch up.
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>>520016558
It’s a sign of nervousness and a novice public speaker. Their mind is outrunning their mouth.
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>>520016579
Plug all your drains and run all your faucets to support Jamaica #deadniggers
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>>520016579
Have you never smoked weed? Thats what weed does. Or easily can do.
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>>520016582
>USAID dead
Oh no! Who will subvert their government in the storm aftermath now?
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>>520016643
Lol surely the Clintons are already planning their own "relief" efforts
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>>520016631
ketamine is the most powerful immersion-enhancing substance in the world. it's like cannabis on steroids for that particular effect
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>>520016413
Fuck those niggers, not our problem!
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>Fresh aircraft recon core punch incoming
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2sSshA624

Well, if you've got a flood, you've got to rise above it

I TELLA YOU ONCE AND I TELLA YOU TWICE
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Who tf is jeff
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>>520016734
lewd
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Praise Melissa
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>>520016734
Pls be below 900 mb
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>>520016792
https://www.youtube.com/live/psWnPJfuuZU
Based hurricane chaser, welcome newfag
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pray for birbs
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>>520016820
Thanks
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>>520016044
I've seen this explained in the previous 3 threads and still have no idea if it means stronger or weaker for the storm
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COCONUTS BANGING
COCONUTS CLANGING
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deez coconutz
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7 dead and 1 missing so far. 175 mph sustained winds with gust now up to 230 mph. Pressure is 901 mb.
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>>520016262
Explain this to me like I'm the Swiss faggot who believes in man-made global warming....
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I am a little nervous for Jeff here. relying on Jamaican infrastructure during and after is not safe.
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>>520016582
USAID has never helped a soul. The people on the ground will be helped by Christian charities as they have been the last 100 years. Probably even moreso with USAID and FEMA to interfere
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>>520016379
>storms dont exist
You schizos are running out of conspiracy theories
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>893.5
>Not even in the eye
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AYYY MON MY BLUNT IS GETTIN BLOWN OUT EVERY TIME I LIGHT I MON
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>>520016999
>7 dead and 1 missing so far.
It's a start but I came for bigger things....
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>>520015488
>noticed
dead niggers when?
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>>520017053
it's okay he has starlink so he can keep streaming to us
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>SUB 900
SUB 900
>SUB 900
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>>520016999
Moving North East at 7 mph.
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>>520017024
Warmer and drier eye strongly correlates to more powerful tropical cyclone
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BOMBACLOT BLOODCLOT
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>>520017117
She’s just getting started.
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>>520017118
hope she gets raped by a million niggers and drowns
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>>520017053
He'll be okay and will continue to provide content but hes not getting off that island anytime in the next thirty days
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>>520017127
>>520016734
>>520016806
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>not even in actual center eye yet
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>>520017118
Is she going to help them repopulate the island with halflings?
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>>520017118
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>893 pressures
>165 knots

Buckle up Buckaroos!!!!
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They dead mon...
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>Mfw that pressure

Fuuggg
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>893
>893
>893
>893
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>>520017202
SUB 900
>SUB 900
SUB 900
>SUB 900
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>888 mb
-2.29C
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>>520017175
that had like 99% probability even without any hurricane
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>>520017165
I think flat bridge will be the best stream for bodies floating by?
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>>520016820
https://www.youtube.com/live/ov6mC9CdGVE
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>strengthening before landfall
ITS JAMAICOVER
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>>520017202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkpbrMBjiJ4
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>>520017202
SUB 900 LET'S GO
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model increased
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893 mb
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>>520017264
It went -2.25C holee
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STAND BY
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>>520017269
Yes.
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My understanding is slow-moving hurricanes are more dangerous for flooding. Is this one slow?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psWnPJfuuZU
LETS GO BOYS
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bye jamaica
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>>520017359
>893 mb
Is that at altitude, or surface?
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Why do dry eyes matter
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>>520017379
>look at that tight hole
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>>520015488
DRIEST EYE OF ALL TIME
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>>520017024
Listen, here's the Mauna Loa graph, the CO2 increase is manmade, if you want to understand understand.
Remember there's a certain variability of the impact on hurricanes though, due to random fluctuations in other parameters.
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>>520017357
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>>520015688
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The direction it's going right now would put Jeff right in the eye.
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jesus not good
NOT GOOD
PRAYING
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>>520017309
FUCK YEA
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>>520017387
You can walk faster than this one is moving
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>>520017440
see
>>520017138
>>520016262

>-2.25C
She broke the record AGAIN
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> 901 mb
Nigga thinks this fits on a USB drive
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>>520017440
I think it basically means its stable at high intensity
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>>520017411
pressure. It’s going to be a new record.
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Labor Day 1932 made landfall at 892mb, that record looks to be on its last minutes.
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stevey lookner dm'd jeffy
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>>520017117
That was during daylight of the previous day. And these people have no survival instinct. Whatever the official number is, multiply it by 5 then you're closer to reality

For the record I have friends who helped with the Mexico Beach, FL cleanup and they personally found more bodies than were reported. The official toll listed like 700 missing that were never found they just don't update the death count until they find a body. It was waaaaaay worse in Katrina
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>>520017202
This thing is in the top 3 of the strongest hurricanes ever in the Atlantic.
Jamaica is so fucked lol
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Niggas be getting snow and shit
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>>520017411
Yeah, surface.
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>>520017118
nova festival selfie vibes
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>>520017581
>>520017555
Thanks
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P R E S S U R E
D R O P
T H E M E :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrRLFuBaZ38
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>labor day 1932
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Bombaclot
https://youtu.be/YtyQ1CuLd60?si=4hCcwZ6dkL-xw5DH
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>>520017503
Jeff is freakin out. He knows.
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Flatbridge sentinel stands his post!
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Guys everybody in Jamaica lives in Kingston, it’s not even coming near there nothing is happening. Worst case it’s gonna kill some goats
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Has this shit weakened for a single second over the last 24 hours? This shit is nuts
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>>520017204
doubt. niggers usually don't understand to keep sex slaves alive for multiple uses
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>>520017655
Rookie damage, this bitch is about to make Jamaica look like the moon
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>>520017668
He's a retard and it's going to suffer for weeks if nigs don't kill him and take his food and water
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>>520017503
He is visibly shaking, poor guy
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>>520017699
24 hours, I dont think melissa has weakened....ever.
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>>520017555
OUR GIRL
CHECKED
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>>520017612
>It was waaaaaay worse in Katrina
Better. It was way better.
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>Jeff's hands actually violently shaking
oh no
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Hurricane Hunters doing a RARE dance around in the eye to make *extra* sure they have accurate data.
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>>520017789
Sending a bukkakke party to our dirty slut
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>>520016915
Driest eye means stronger.
Higher eye temperature means stronger.
Lower eye pressure means stronger.
Melissa has all 3 combined.
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>>520017789
They're verifying for the record books
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Jeff's wife telling him to come home straight away.
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>Jamaica anon not posting
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So how long until I can visit Jamaica for a weekend?
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>>520017655
>labor day type landfall
>with extra elevation for extra fun winds
>in niggerlandia
am I dreaming?
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>>520017789
They actually are trying to escape the eye, they are trapped now like a seagull.
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Jeff looks fuckin cooked
>if you only knew how bad things really are
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>>520017881
They won’t be posting for months they infrastructure is fucked
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>>520017883
One day from now if you're interested in desert wasteland
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I need to tell you guys.
Everyone is freaking out because they believe this is the start of a proposed theory of a series of “forever hurricanes” that con sustain themselves for an indefinite period of time. This all connects to the earth’s weakening magnetic field and the micro nova.
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>>520017789
it's over
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>>520017881
Good fuck that little shithead nigger
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>>520017906
Probably just hit him that he’s about to experience one of the strongest hurricanes in human history
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>>520017923
>forever hurricanes
>/ahsg/ becomes year round
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893.4 mb
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I like the idea of the hurricane plane being piloted by zoomers yelling
>LETS GOOOO
and
>SEND IT!!!!
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Praise Mother Melissa
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>>520017789
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>>520017905
Nah they are fine; they are literally built for this shit.

>picrel
Inside the eye yesterday
https://x.com/FlynonymousWX/status/1982911146266075605
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jeff is laughing about having blue sheets i think hes actually scared
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>>520017944

He dissed me yesterday when I said his people looted the diesel gennys
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>>520017960
I can only get so erect
>>520017948
It's truly magical, I'm blessed to be witnessing it with you guys
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Is Jeff an actual meteorologist or just larping
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>>520017451
One volcano eruption releases more CO2 than every car on earth does in 5 years. You're a fucking mongoloid

Show me another graph you faggot
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*tips the roof* m'lissa
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blue sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeets
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>>520017905
albatrosses can fall asleep flying. they follow hurricanes, particularly stronk ones, because they suck shit up from the lower waters, fish feed, birds can see the fish, etc.
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JUST YA WORRY
ABOUT A TING
CAUSE EVERY LITTLE TING
NOT GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
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>>520018049
To be fair being a meteorologist is a fake job anyway
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>>520018049
He's a builder turned storm chaser
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>>520018049
A bit of both
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>>520018030
Jeff realizing hes gonna be stuck in that house until march.
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>>520018049
Jeff is a legend and after this he may be history
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>>520018096
Uhhh bros
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>>520017699
Gotten stronger.
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>We're in gods hands
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>>520018049
He's been doing it for like 40 years
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>>520017622
How do you even light a joint in that weather?
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>>520018096
ah, it appears to be a fake AI video.
fucking retards.
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>>520018096
looks like ai slop
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hanging with Garfield and the parakeet
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>>520018151
butane torch
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>>520018178
yes it is. I deleted the post.
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Remember how bad it is with their bullshit system.

>Out of 800 shelters only 78 opened, most shelter managers simply didn't give a shit about opening them and ones who opened, some started demanding entrance fees.
>No food or water in the shelters, but it's totally nearby ready to be brought in. After all the state paid for it so it's definitely there.
>Only 142 people evacuated by last evening
>950 people in the shelters, no one really wants to go there as their homes will be looted if the neighbors see them leave.
>Many of them still believed until at least the last evening that storm was just going to pass them by
>Government spent 400 million unclogging storm drains, but almost all of that money was embezzled and yesterday people were already complaining of clogged drains
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>i can't call babe i'm doing a stream babe i'm doing a stream i can't call
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>>520018151
sparks from fallen electrical cables and house fires
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>>520018208
remider >>520015606
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>Jeff: I’m scared
ITS OVER
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>>520015488
CNN's version
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>>520018219
Jeffs wife making sure his insurance is paid. She cracks me up.
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>>520018218
>>Government spent 400 million unclogging storm drains
When they me mentioned crocodiles are a big threat it was because of 0 drainage
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>895mb
>180 mph
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>>520018268
CNN fags probably monitoring this thread for updates
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>>520018201
>hanging with Garfield and the parakeet
is that his slave?
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what app is he using for location sharing?
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what if the hurricane just... doesn't stop?
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>NHC emergency update:
9:00 AM EDT Tue Oct 28
Location: 17.6°N 78.1°W
Moving: NNE at 7 mph
Min pressure: 896 mb
Max sustained: 180 mph

>conservative estimate but still... damn
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>>520018218
LOL
TJD
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>890

>890

>890

>890

>890

Jeff sounds absolutely spooked
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>>520018268
>here’s what we know so far

How are people not tired of this slop
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>>520018372
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!
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>>520018218
Also none of the shelters have food or water and most of the fuel for generators has already been looted
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>>520018207
hmm, joint or cook food?
>I'm riding with jah! Pass dat badboy!
>>520018221
lol
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>890
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>>520018333
checked and
>with a storm surge up to 13 feet (4m)
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Guise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Lt_iev8x4
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>>520018366
Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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New Record *** 890 mb and winds of 180 mph. New Record ***
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>>520018218
Not to sound like a redditfag, but is there a source for this?
I'd love to save it for my folder of "idiots doing stupid things"
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Jeff is gonna die isn’t he? He’s shaking like a leaf on a tree in a hurricane
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>>520018453
Nigs are going to eat him
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>>520017789
>recon still circling around the eye
>>520017905
You might be right anon...
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>>520018218
total negro banana republic
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>>520018510
Just watch JISTV the officials themselves are the sources of all those numbers
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So should I go get beer now? HOW FECKING LONG UNTIL TJD?!?
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windy hurricussy but no rain
she's a dry bitch
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>>520018515
Harvey about killed him and that was 140ish. This is gonna be 180mph lol
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>>520018582
MON IS ALIVE
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So how is Jeff going to survive 200mph winds in that shack?
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>>520018505
I'm completely fine calling this the new #1, the only one slightly stronger(3mph) was 90 years ago.
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>>520018568
Ok thanks anon

When I was searching for this info, I saw picrel on Time
They're just fucking with us, right?
https://time.com/7328629/hurricane-melissa-path-landfall-jamaica/
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>>520018510

Some of it was from yesterday's news broadcasts and I got a lot of stuff from listening to their talk radio for fresh updates.
This radio channel has been pretty good for information.
https://rjr94fm.com/live.php
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>>520018581
You won't see much until they get power in a week or month
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>>520018591
This is gonna be like 230 mph at his elevation
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>>520018581
1 hour until touchdown

2 hours until maximum damage
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>>520018640
>So how is Jeff going to survive 200mph winds in that shack?
It's a war bunker, it's got disco lights for maximum safety!
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>>520018075
10+ big volcanoes erupted in the last 60 years, zero variation on global CO2.
Other graphs from other stations match Mauna Loa.
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>>520018582
>in a dry slot
>he doesn't know
Godspeed Jamaicanon
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>>520018640
He's got a black slave with him making him tea
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>>520018582
stay comfy anon
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>>520018664
Absolutely insane
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Surely the death toll won’t be over 1000 right? They’ve had days to prepare and evacuate
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>>520018582
just pray, mon
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>>520018372
Kikepedia already has it updated. 6th strongest ever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Atlantic_hurricane_records
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It's so over for this jeff guy
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FIRST FOR PUTTING MY DICK IN MELISSA'S HOT AND WET HURRICUSSY
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>fifth strongest in history
>cathy is IN THE HOUSE
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>Thinking Flatbridge will be destroyed
hahahah couldnt be me
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>>520018729
>They’ve had days to prepare and evacuate
Surely you've seen picrel
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>>520015929
Beat out the ugly chinks lol
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>>520018729
anon... it's niggers.... you could warn them 1000 years in advance and it would still be useless...
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>distracting himself with his cool fan
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>>520018729
Mandeville is going to be getting sustained winds of like 230mph and has a population of 50k
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>>520016313
Niggerbabble is cagefuel
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>>520018729
LOL
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Jeff better be ready to fight niggers if he survives this shit.
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>>520018840
This is kinda sad this dude 100% thinks he’s about to die
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>892.3
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>>520018792
>FIRST FOR PUTTING MY DICK IN MELISSA'S HOT AND WET HURRICUSSY

>>520018582
>windy hurricussy but no rain
>she's a dry bitch
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Last night I dreamed of the spirit that moves within this storm. It felt grieving, filled with a deep sadness and quiet anger for how humans have treated this paradise. The air around it carried that sorrow, like the earth itself had grown tired of being ignored. It wasn’t destruction for its own sake, more like a correction, a way of cooling and cleansing what’s been pushed too far. It reminded me of the great flood myths when Jehovah or Enki sent the waters not just in wrath, but in a kind of painful mercy, to start over as a reminder of the invisible forces that truly control this world. There is going to be numerous global calamities that will ultimately lead to a reset.
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>>520018729
2.839 million dead
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Wish it was hitting Haiti instead
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>mfw when sitting almost outside
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>>520018916
DEAD
NIGGER
STORAGE
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nothing burger incoming. make sure to hold on to your hat so it doesn't blow off
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>>520018914


Go with grace.......... BUMBOCLAAAT!
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>>520018853
No, sustained is only about 180 and they have block shelter built for that
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>>520018781
>It's so over for this jeff guy
at least he is safe
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>>520018935
Post some pics or something
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>>520018935
in a few hours, everywhere will be outside
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Friendly REMINDER
I'm still baking
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>>520018982
He's larping on a proxy bud
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HOLY SHIT
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I hope he's ok
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>>520018989
Lookner has live
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>>520018218
its interesting to watch what happens when the white man isn't there to blame. they just extort each other, rob, steal, and procrastinate till the last second. for example - excavating a drainage canal 24 hours before the storm hits. no one had the foresight to do this 6 months ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSV8Lx20fH8
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BEAUTIFUL DAYE GOOD MORNIN WORLD
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Dance party with garfield before the storm
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>>520018982
>just dox yourself
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different LED but im not searching more
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256809451649493.html
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>>520018840
Will be a long day jeffy boy.
Bridge bros???
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>>520018935
Aren't all your homes pretty much outside anyway?
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>>520019072
>he thinks addresses will exist in jamaica after this to matter
mon
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>>520019072
Lol you're about to not have any buildings within 50 miles I don't think it matters which mudhut wall you show us
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>>520019072
>post pics to show what isnt there in 12 hours
dont give a fuck about your reggie weed nigga
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>>520019072
Nigga your country is gonna be uninhabitable for months in a few hours who cares
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FRESH SHELTER
>>520019081
>>520019081
>>520019081
HUNKER DOWN
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>>520018978
Mandeville is at the perfect elevation to get maximum elevation enhanced sustained winds, it's about 30% higher than ground level.
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>>520019065
lights are running in default rgb mode since they probably keep resetting from running on backup
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>garfields special bacon and eggs
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>>520019029
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
SUB 900 WOOOOOOOO
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>>520019053
Fuck that kike. Turn on Ryan hall yall
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>>520019190
>garfield doesnt make lasagna
i've been lied to
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Get behind the darkies boys OPERATION HUMAN SHIELD IS IN EFFECT
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>>520018510
>source????
You are jewish
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>>520019193
imagine the smell
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>>520018510
The word youre looking for is "Niggers"
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>>520019072
No idea why they hating you
Stay safe and undoxed, king
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>>520019292
I turned on some Jamaican vibes and just look live traffic cams

https://youtu.be/6W5pq4bIzIw
https://youtu.be/dW2MmuA1nI4
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>>520017646
Hurricane Melissa has now dropped to around 890 mb, putting it in the realm of the most intense tropical cyclones ever recorded. For context most strong Category 5 storms sit between 900–920 mb, so this is truly historic territory. The lower the mb the more destructive and catastrophic the hurricane. Jeff I think is realising he might be in danger. This is a monster. Total Nigger wipeout. I expect destruction worse than Haiti or katrina.
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>>520019055
>There is a hole in my roof
>When it’s leaking, it’s too rainy so I don’t fix it
>When the weather is good, it’s not leaking so I don’t fix it
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>>520018647
>it's real
Yeah, that's not an accident, and they're purposely making it look like south park gaff penis joke in order to generate click-and-engagement-bait for their site from people talking about it.
Letting social media addled millennials and zoomers into the news-business, in any capacity, was a mistake. They'll take the fake and gay click-chasing shit they've learned from brainrotting sites and apps, and scale it up to multi-billion-dollar media outfits, at the cost of looking like total unprofessional clowns with no legitimacy.
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Jeff just doxxed his contacts lol
I hope Mike likes dick pics
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>>520018701
Nobody cares fag
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>>520016115
RIP his stream



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