You ever seen those videos of a guy doing something stupid (like jumping off a roof and injuring himself) around women and they all laugh? Next time you watch that video, look at the hands of the women and where it goes - straight to their pussy. A supermajority of women's behavior is dictated by what makes their pussy tingle the most.>Why do women randomly start bullshit?Pussy tingles.>Why do women randomly try and humiliate men they don't know?Pussy tingles.>Why do women fly off the handle when you suggest not circumcising their sons?You're denying them tingles - a drug. Women know exactly what they're doing when they push circumcision. In all cases where women are acting irrationally, cunty, or you can't understand the behavior, listen to their voice, it'll go up higher in pitch like they're aroused.here's a clip to prove it. 10 seconds in, watch the girl in the yellow shirt and where her hand goes. Also watch the other girl beside the dude.You've probably watched women do this 100 times in your life and never realized it. Sometimes when the tingles aren't too strong they just rub their legs together or do a little squat, and usually that's when they're humiliating a dude. But once you've seen this you can't unsee it.
Women literally masturbate to shirtless men chopping wood on tiktok. They want to see competence not buffoonery
Pussy tingles make the world go round
>>520071431Anon, you know this is a cope. You didn't even watch the video.
>>520071336Kek no retard women literally constantly piss themselves. They are children with such poor mental control something funny makes them piss on themselves. 100% seriously
>>520071633>They're just peeing themselves bro>That's why they're grabbing their crotch and rubbingMmm hmm. Anything but the truth on why you're circumcised, right moshe?
>>520071685Kek proves you know nothing. I have a 5 skin. I used to keep a marble in it as a kid.
>>520071685how many women have you have sex with?
>>520071762Present it.
I just peeded myself
>>520071788Faggot
>>520071897I don't see a timestamp there.
Gotta admit this being /pol/ I was expecting that guy to end up having bones sticking out of his legs at odd angles. Nice relief that it was basically wholesome humor.
So I have to start pissing myself to pass as a woman? Sounds like fun :3
I just explained this to someone on this board earlier today but women get hot for bad boys and knights in shining armor who turn a little bad, providers with edge basically. That’s it. They want some sinful asshole degenerate or a handsome loyal hero who is willing to sin for her. See, women love sin. It’s really that simple.
>>520071685They aren't rubbing though. That anon is right. It is because laughter makes them pee themselves.
>>520072115They are LITERALLY rubbing, you've gotta be a shill but the question is why this is so important you feel the need to lie.
>>520071336This all ends the moment we stop respecting women. I already do.
>>520072112Women will go for those dangerous guys whether they're strong and handsome or not
>>520072112Nothing cooler than a cripple with no knees... You have to be fucking retarded to think they thought this was hot. So I get why you do
>>520072244You are a kike on a VPN.
I’m just here to say that shaving is for the male gaze. Specifically if a man can’t grow a good beard, he shaves because he doesn’t want men with good facial hair to make fun of him(beardlets who grow out their facial hair makes beardbros seethe). Stop appealing to these fags and grow out that shitty facial hair. I promise it is better at attracting women than your clean shaven look.
>>520072268Ok
>>520072307Women don't compete for you, they compete with other women. You're just a prop in that. Few.
>>520072307stop trying to turn the world into a bunch of arabs
Imagine the level of autism you need to have to make a thread like this.
>>520072353>No timestamp again>Having pancakes and milk at 9PM
>>520071336Women are demons. Their pussy is a snakes mouth and their vulva or whatever that fucking ball is, i forgot, is the snake offering you the fruit.
>>520072419It's fried chicken in French toast... Even I'm not fat enough to deepfry food for breakfast
>>520072369>having a beard makes you an arablol feminist beardlet sissiboy detected
>>520072540These photos are from a month ago, how do I know they're even yours? Third request for a timestamp.
>>520071336>rewarding bad behaviornever accept a shitty premise
>>520071336I don't know if any of that's true but I dated a gal for years and years and she'd occasionally let me know when I did something to make her clench her pussy. Kind of a way to compliment me, I guess. She was Catholic so super repressed and horny quite a bit of the time. Anyway, after a few years I eventually started catching on to exactly what little body movements she made when she was clenching her pussy, at least when she was standing, without her having to tell me. Turns out she totally clenched her pussy at stuff like you described. I'm not sure I entirely agree with you but I have seen at least one woman who would react to shit like that as you indicated. Back to that Catholic-ness. Watching her closely I discovered she was even a dirtier dirty birdie than I'd imagined. We're long broken up but whenever she sees me I know she's clenching her pussy at least once. She tells everyone she's never forgive me for (name a random thing) me but that pussy is ready to hug.
New INCEL manifesto just dropped!
>>520072590
>>520072481>Women are demons. Their pussy is a snakes mouth and their vulva or whatever that fucking ball is, i forgot, is the snake offering you the fruit.I guessing you are a Catholic Seminarian and secretly gay, yes?
>>520072655Based knower, thank you for the post, anon. >>520072743I think you're a jew on a VPN, not a canadian>Here's a picture of a deepfryerGz on becoming an american?
im pretty sure this was a south park episode
I wish I could hate women for being such irrational cunts, but men are massive autistic cunts too. You say there are 10 simps for every woman, right? Well those 10 will lie, gaslight, and fight to an autistic degree for that woman.
>>520071336They piss themselves when they laugh dingus. They're not getting horny.
>>520072859I'm ok with that I believe I've proven myself definitively not Jewish... At this point I honestly can't think of anything more Jewish than calling out in pain while you strike someone....
>>520072161You have to be a a sisterless virgin nigger. They are just laughing and mimicking getting hit in the balls they don't have. Just as some guys would do if a chick did a split. You fucking awkward autismo nigger
>>520073098>they're just mimicking himnew femoid cope just dropped
>>520071897Awful.
>>520071336it's pretty well known chicks pee when they laugh
>>520071762>only oneI hope it was at least one of the big ones
>>520073196>it's just pee broWhy aren't their pants getting wet?
>>520071897You could do with a half-curcumcision
>>520071336HOT! Nice to know women get aroused to ballbusting and femdom like I do.
>>520073425giwtwm
>>520071336huh, weirdthere's a viral video of a boat crash, like a speedboat where the captain loses control and everybody on board gets tossed around. in the full version of the clip one of the girls rubs her nipple afterwards
>>520073425I'm a man and I would gladly beat the f****** s*** out of you for typing such gay s***
>>520073425>>520073540i hope footfriends arent trollling because its the one fetish im saving for if I get a girlfriend. every other sexual genre has been blown out by porn and ai, but feet is being preserved so she'll have something to give me
>>520073614the pee thing is real but she's probably just adjusting her bikini?
>>520073340No my girlfriend thinks it's cute and plays with it like a Chinese finger trap
anyone have that tweet from a thot about how her pussy almost cums when she passes tall guys with broad shoulders…
>>520073811>She's just peeing"This girl was rubbing her nipples">She's just adjusting her bikini chudWhy does the tinglepill bother you so much
>>520073927no i mean we pee when we laughwe don't masturbate from violent accidents lol
>>520072540>>520071897..are these pictures related?
>>520074243 >We don't masturbate to violent accidentsNot what I said.
>>520073425don't care about feet, but clothed face sitting is heavenly
>>520071336Anon you've never been around a woman...They're trying not to piss their pants. Once a woman has had their vagina stretched (giant dildo, childbirth, often just an abortion) their sphincters loosen up a lot and its easy to leak while laughing. Especially if you've had a few beers.
>>520074279No calamari is fish Friday for jesus
>>520071762>no Jawbreaker™Anon you had one job...
theyre trying to not piss themselves with laughter
>>520074789>>520075141They're rubbing their cunts.
>>520071336TRVKE
>>520073064You're being mega jewish right now, my guy. Post a fucking timestamp.
>>520074839some of the [people] you replied to up there ^ are botsyou're correct, they hold themselves so they dont piss on themselves.
>>520073905women wouldn´t cum ever. Vag juices max. The equivalent to erected cock + precum.
>>520071336op is so african he should win a nobel tingle prize
>>5200756911pbtid
>>520076039we've entered the Ukiyo-e era...
>>520071633This
>>520075671I. Don't. Have to do what your dumb nigger self says. Stay mad.
>>520071336Hey OP, I know you don't get to be around or talk to females often, so you probably wouldn't know this... When they laugh, especially very hard, they sometimes accidentally pee or almost pee...thus, the instinctual grab.Get laid and stop spawning bizarre schizo conspiracies.
>>520071897I have a girlfriend that goes to town on a 5 skin like that. She is equivalent to a suckerfish. I have no more smegma left as she literally devours my cock. zshe will ruin you and make you like a golem, feebleminded.
>>520073425what a terrible fate
>>520077387Ya well don't let her pinch the tip while you are peeing or every time you are in the shower she will ask if she can balloon it.
>>520071685Women usually have weak pelvic muscles, my GF has to rush to the toilet if I make her laugh too much.
if you really hate your dick get with a transsexual
>>520077520Damn, I thought this was unique to me. Same girl who'd do that, would also blow air into it and pinch it off and balloon it that way.
Almost every "it's just pee" anon is a 1pbtid. LMAO.
>>520078288Oh ya. Balloon it. Water balloon it. I don't know why but they love that shit. To the point where she will run in and try to pinch it. But then I just pee as hard as I can and when she lets go it splashes all over the toilet and I say eww you better clean that up. It's honestly insane but whatever it's also entertaining
>>520071336A lot of people don't realize just how much sadism is in the average woman, or even more concerningly, how responsive and protective they are to sadistic men.
>>520077031Based
>>520071336the local cracky to laugh at. op is retarded none of them got wet cuz cracki fell on his asshole on the tramplin. he just cemented himself as the total moron.
>>520081218Then why are they rubbing their crotch
>>520071336That guy was in the most pain he ever felt in his life and realized he couldn't whine because of the women lol
>>520076039>molchat domakek wtf this is an oddly specific kind of feel
>>520081618Women tend to piss themselves when they laugh too hard
>>520082784They tend to touch their pussies whey they tingle.
>>520072743Dude have some oatmeal and hard boiled eggs like the rest of us, clogging your body with deep fried oil & fat is horrible
>>520082895I make it myself it's artisanal chicken.
>>520071633Most anons will ignore this because they're either retarded or it'd be funnier not to acknowledge it, but this is true. I think they just have weak pelvic floors or something, especially if they've given birth. But they can very easily pee themselves from just laughing or strenuous activity.
>>520071897fucking lmao
Women actually pissing themselves laughing infuriates me
>>520071336I thought its them trying not to pee themselves
>>520071897Damn man I could use that, mine is a little tight
>>520071633This. Neighbor girl I grew up with was constantly a pants wetter. She could be sitting calm on the grass having a tea party but also pissing herself. Every father with a daughter has had this happen and gets annoyed after the fifth time.
>>520084077That's the really sad part... It's also super tight. It's light a sleeping bag someone left in the dryer too long and now the beavers trapped in his dam
>>520071788
>>520072307This is only true if you want women 25 or older. Why do you want hags, bro?
>>520071336Women piss themselves when they laugh retard this is a reaction to them trying not to pee in their pants
>>520072540Nice coordinates in your EXIF data, Canafag
>>520084295women also feel aroused when they need to pee, both can be true
>>520071633I unironically consider it a failure if I don't make my girlfriend's hot mom piss her pants at least once at the camp fire every weekend. not even that hard desu.
>>520084310Kek come and get me you fucking dumb commie faggot
>The most active thread on pol is about pussy tingles and blowing air into foreskinsBased.
>>520084388>oh fuck me, that fucking autistic faget who keeps harassing my daughter is here again"Oh! Wwhh..whoahhh..hhaa haha oops! Oh it happened again haha if you'll excuse me..."
>>5200843104chan scrubs exif. nice try faggot
They're worried about pissing themselves. Especially the ones who have had children.
>>520084505That's not your location ;) but enjoy Niggers Corner
>>520084648I'll try...
>>520084648Wait... That location doesn't match the exit data? Where am I at super hacker bro?
>>520084641How many 16 year olds with children do you know?
>>520071336They're about to piss themselves from laughter dumbass
>>520085868i knew a couple when i was in high school
>>520086406nah>>520086379nah its pussy tingles
