i can swim
i support jailing criminals
dad!
thank you
I love helping out the local community
>>520075368I'm late for work!
>>520075368If I make better choices I will have a better outcome. No, I don't smoke weed. I can't wait to be a father. I have nice skin. I have nice hair. I am smart. I graduated with a 4.0. I am a Michelin Star chef. I invented...
>>520075368I did do somthin
>>520075368
>>520075368>When I arrived at work today
>>520075626Every nigger with a job says that daily. I watch them try to drive. You can spot a nigger from like 2 traffic lights away
>>520075368great service - here is a tip
>>520075368I love fried chicken and watermelon
>>520075368Thank you, please, I'm guiltyI always tip 20 percent
>>520075368Im going back to Africa
>>520075771Retard
>>520075368keep the change !
>>520075368>things you won't hear a black person say"Gee this action would be detrimental to myself and the community, let me not do it"
>>520075368i did it
>>520075368Honey I'm back with the milk.
>>520075368"Dayum OP's Dick bigger than mine!"
Happy Father's day
is my dick small?
>>520075879I think you're the retard for not getting it
I don’t want a job if I didn’t earn it.
>>520075368>time to change the batteries in the smoke detector
>>520075368“Thank you”
2 + 2 = 4ABCDEFG
when I'm rich, I'll stay in my nigger neighborhood and help my community become less nigger
>>520075368>Son
I can breathe!
>>520075368Let me ask you something
>>520075368"Oops, I accidentally had you on speakerphone for a second there."
>>520075368"nothing" while inside a movie theater.
“Your blood oath is stronger than steel, stronger than death.It binds you not only to the Führer —it binds you to the millions of unborn Germanswho will flow through your veins.”
>>520075368hey honey I'm homeawww helloooo kids! did you miss me!?
>>520076351>>520076793lost
>>520075368Ask
>>520075368My skin is the color of actual shit.
>>520075368thank you for the warning officersorry i missed your call, i was changing the batteries in my fire alarmask
>>520075368Saying "Can I Ask you a question?"We all know that they say, "Ax you a kwession? "
>>520075368>won't hear a black person say..."my dick cannot naturally get fully erect, regardless of what you may have heard of bbc."(This is why all the dick pills are for sale at the gas station, if you didn't know before, now you know.)
>>520075368We were kings in West Africa, not Egypt.
>>520076488I saw a movie and the niggers said "thank you massa" like 20 times, you're telling me it's just looking at the past with rosey glasses
>>520075368I'd probably be hungry.
>>520077141*smoke detector Great catch though
>>520075368Where can I pay?
>>520075715Okay…>Hey look, I made it on time!!
Thanks for your time, I appreciate it.
No, I don't want any additional toppings on my sandwich, that will do it... Thanks!
>>520075368Here's that $20 I owe ya
Wow, thank goodness for my 820 credit score... The interest rate is so low!
>>520075534shitskins always say 'appreciate you' now and it's absolutely pathetic. they think they're so god damn cool.
"Wow, I passed my 4473? I mean expected with my clean record, but I promise I will use this new firearm 100% responsibly."
>>520075368my wife wishes she had caucasian hair so she wears a wig
>>520075368ask
i need to get a job
>>520075368Hi Dad
>>520075368thank you white man for everything you've done
>>520075368i'm going to help a white person today
>>520075452lululul
https://voca.ro/1mrxKgxARsxB
"my child's father" "the mother of kid" They say baby momma and baby daddy
I support my fellow African Americans. We all stand in solidarity in this modern time. United we stand united we fall.
>>520078443(:
>>520078414BASED
>>520075368What if.....
I did have breakfast this morning.. But I guess if I didn't I might be a bit lethargic and hungry... a bit less productive than normal.
>>520075368i have too much moneymy wife just came homei feel very good todaywhite people are cool
>>520075368My BBC pleasured less than 1000 snowbunnies.
I appreciate the offer, but I'm a Christian man with a pregnant gf at home.
"Excuse me"
>>520075668kek came here to say, Yeah, i did do that.
>>520075368Sorry officer, here's my license and registration. I'll just sit here quietly with my hands on the wheel while you run my info past the station.
Yes I can imagine what I had for breakfast
>>520075368"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
>>520075368Are you telling me it's 8:25? Damn, I'm late for school!
>>520075368Just got some with some 2%, Firstnameivus.
why are you all gay???
>>520075368What's important to me? Being a good father and a provider, obviously.
>>520075368maybe we should reflect on our behavior before it is too late.
>>520075368that is my favorite book
He wasn't a kang!He wasn't a good boy and he did it! I took a shower today!
>>520075368i love you son
>>520080282Being alive isn't worth it these days.
Library
"Don't bump 1pbtid bait threads, timmies"
yes, these are my drugsyes, that is my son
>>520075626>I'm on time for work!Ftfy
It appears that the fire alarm batteries are low. I must change them!
>>520079398they say that, but it sounds more like "excuse me, why the fuck does she get to go ahead of me"what they dont say is "pardon me"
>>520075368ASK
>>520076935NOT THE TIKI TORCHES
let’s talk this out and come to a peaceful resolution
>>520075368Here, u can hab dis.
>>520075368I drove my son to his chess tournament this afternoon after I got off from work, which I was on time to and never had any complaints about my attitude.
>>520076840Kek good one
>>520075368I did it.
>>520075368Ironically ooga booga?
>>520075368Bazinga!
>>520075368I did do something.
>>520075368I take full responsibility for my actions.
Well purely as a hypothetical if I didn't have breakfast this morning I would feel hungry
>>520084514it's like that ancient meme with the two black guys talking about aerodynamic hats
wretched (you know that's what they're trying to say when they say everything's "ratchet" now, right?)
>>520075368Are we getting.......
>>520075368>I love to read a book
i want to be judged for the content of my character.
>>520088763KEK
i got your rent money
>>520075368I love you dad
"I am asking you.">axing
>>520075368I did it
Actually, that was based on the folk traditions of Appalachia, itself derivative of traditional European music
I would feel hungry.
>>520075368I got hired.
>>520075368"Okay I need to calm down and not escalate the situation."
I always return my shopping cart
I’m trying to jeetmaxx to raise my social standing. Do not redeem saar.
