>Michael Obama invites friends and neighbors over for a dinner>Barack brings his old White House Chef to cook>Michael finds them fucking on the beach on their Martha's Vineyard property>Hits him over the head with a rock and kills the Che who was balls deep in Barracks rectum>OH SHIT! OH SHIT! WHAT DO WE DO? She drags body into a 1 inch deep puddle in the sand>Official ruling is that he "drowned" in Barack Obama's backyard by "accident"
Who is Michael Obama
>>520087798The tranny who Barack Hussein Obama is married to.
Shouldn't have been messing around with Big Mike's woman.
>>520087713Or maybe it’s just blacks killing each other over money or some shit.
>>520087798>BIG MIKE
No, I think I get it. The modern generation of boomers can’t be racist, so when someone kills a nig, it has to be covered up with a weird sex story rather than the classic racist trope.
>>520087713This is the reason I didn't go to culinary school had a pass for two years . Didn't wanna get raped and drowned by a zesty politician
>>520087713All I know is that comedian gal joked about Michelle being a man and then she fucking died so that was weird
>>520087713>her
>>520087713dis nigga couldn't swim and "went paddleboarding" or some shitoh well case closed accidents happen all the time isn't it getting late we should probably all go to bed
>>520087713Probably actually likely they were sharing drugs and he OD
>>520088666Unholy trips of truth
>>520088666Both plausible. Obama should be in jail for it, then I can forget about all the other reasons he should bein jail or be executed
he probanly saw “michelle” sodomizing obama in the pool and told someone so they had to kill them both
>>520087825But he isn't married to a tranny. Or did he divorce Michelle and remarry?
>>520088666>The "Ed Buck Breaking" TheoryPlausible
