I have become the memeMy chunky 3 years older gf has the exact same mandala wall clothShe's the only woman that truly loved me except my MotherIs this the most likely relationship outcome for the average zoomer?
>>520213828many such cases
>>520213828>She's the only woman that truly loved me except my Motheranon i have some really terrible news for you
>>520213828>truly loved meFat women are more promiscuous than hot women btw, attention from random male strangers is like heroin to them, they can't help it because of how insecure and greedyfat they are. Don't be surprised when it happens.
>>520213828>chunkyyou meant obese land whale
>>520213828do you humiliate her, like ram her up the ass and then shove it in her mouth?
>>520213828> chunky 3 years older gf has the exact same mandala wall clothStrange how they all seem to decorate their room in a similar fashion.
honestly, that's all i can hope for at this point
>>520213828Imagine the smell
>>520213828Plapjak is real
>>520213828>he isn't holding out for loving trad stacy who is half his agengmi
>1postbythisID>demoralizing agent>room temp IQs slurp it up
>>520213828>https://youtu.be/ecBUvQuJCK4this video is required viewing for this threadthe plapjak meme has occult magicks withing it.
>>520213828Women don't really want to fuck average men, and when they get married thats all they get, so many of them pull the pin on the fat grenade and just become repulsive instead.
>>520213828>>520217120>My chunky 3 years older gf has the exact same mandala wall clothseriously, the mandera is a portal. When you are in that room you are allowing bad spirits to attach
>>520216398Fucking kek
>>520213828>Is this the most likely relationship outcome for the average zoomer?I'm not sure what % of gen z european women are obese. Probably significant amount.
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>>520216294Shitskin
>>520213828why doesnt she get fit
>>520217390I miss her bros
Is it still plapjack if she's chubby but not obese?
I hate Plapjack.It's too realistic. It makes me cringe because he was me, and she was her. And it was AWFUL.I'm better off now, way better. I still get whiplash when I see it however.
>>520217572
>>520213828Pics or it didn't happen.
>>520213828I had a girl with the same cloth on the wall. She wasn't fat but slightly above average. After living with me for 3 years she was a bit thinner are even more attractive. However she decided she'd rather be with someone who molested their sister when they were 17 and the sister was 12. I am still bitter
Nothing wrong with becoming plapjack
>>520217586how much chubby are we talking about
>>520213828
>>520213990This it's so cuteLove my plapfusI look like this and act like this
>>520213828>Is this the most likely relationship outcome for the average zoomer?And this is a bad thing because…?
>>520218042Bad bot
>>520217529My wife broke 3 of ribs doing this and it made her very sad
>>520217593Where did u find these photos of me
https://youtu.be/6Ni1Zs7LgOk>new meme magick vid dropped
>>520217556Of course it's the Kraut that has to bring in scat.
>>520218131PlapLAP
>>520213828He’s saving the white race. He’s a martyr, a saint , a hero, a legend.How much will you endure to save the race white man?>>520216294Black and Indian women smell the worst. Don’t believe , buy 5 escorts of each. Get average ones and compare to white and Asian girls No comparison
>>520213828>truly loved meLmao, who's gonna tell him
>>520218172Dude I had a 500lbs ex do that and I'm fineGet stronger ribs lolPut up with it like a man
Why do they always have the same tapestry
>>520217556Moments later
>>520213828Chad, I'm a chudcel doe
>>520218172don't worry, ribs grow back.
>>520218375Really mine is only a little over 400 she started getting really in to it since it had been years since she was on top and ended up bouncing a little too far forward
>>520213828plapjack helped to put me off a girl I was seeing a while ago. it was more or less when plapjack came out. she wasn't even particularly overweight, but too much fit.
>>520213828i bang fat chicks all the time, it's great. i'm not exclusively into them, but they definitely are a lot of fun in bed. nothibg wrong with that dude.
>>520213828>The average zoomer becomes plapjackYes, because they're desperate. >Top women get top men>Mid women want top men>Low women want mid men>Mid men choose between celibacy and low women. >Mid women completely fucked>Rag-o-nomics. Bye bye middle class women.In the future you'll have two kinds of women, Gorlock The Destroyer and Princess Leia. Zero-in-between. Either hot or ugly. No "cute". Unless you're Han-Harem, you're stuck with either Gorlock or nothing. And that's when men leave civilization to rot, while the orcs continue to immigrate, breed with Gorlock, and she hatches hordes of orc. Mexicans, Italians, Africans, Indians.. Their ancestors bred with Gorlock. That's where they come from.
I require more plapjacks
>>520217498this is the best one, lol
>>520213828I only have a couple months or so of combined experience with dating apps but it's virtually impossible to match with a thin woman (at least one who will actually respond to you afterwards) on there who's not a single mom as an average to a little above average guy if you're not top 10% it really is only plap maxxing or maybe just maybe race mixing with an Indian or black or something. Also milfs are roughly about as hard to get as a thin young hoe if you're below like 30 or so so that's not a way out either I had only one of them willing to fuck me from grinder and it was likely only because her husband was a cuck who wanted to watch and was setting it up for her.Now real life on the other hand is probably different if you have some charisma and get lucky.
>>520213828based
>>520218716lmao this one
this was my life in my mid 20sI had no self-esteem or confidence, but I got attention from fat chickssex still feels good, and fat chicks are often starved of male attention so they are eager to pleaseand often they have big boobsso it's not so bad all things consideredand a guy has needs
>>520213828Glad I never had sex.
>>520216398
>>520213828I plapped two timesI still regret itDon't do it
>>520218716
>>520213828thinking a woman truly loves you is why she is gonna cheat on you wojak, eh I guess we all learn that lesson. Just dont kys when she cheats or leaves you
>>520220115could i get some sauce on the screengrab, amigo
>>520213828>My chubby looksmatch loving gf loves me>It's literally anudda shoa!Incels are unironically so entitled.
>>520213828if you are in euro and can't get a girl or only fat ugly ones, you are a loser, sorry. If you are in US and can't get a job, you are a loser too!Getting job in euro isn't easy so understandable, and finding good girl in US is a life mission so yea. In canada tho, both sucks.
>>520218300>Black and Indian women smell the worstRight wing American men seem to love them though
>>520220645Best summary of Canada desu>worst of america>worst of europe
>>520215534>chunky>thicc>big gurlamong others, I fucking hate those terms, just say fat, call it as is.
>>520217777kekd + checked
>>520217166>seriously, the mandera is a portalMy teacher had us draw those in school one time. Am i cursed now?
>>520218716>plapjack (41)>41anon.. dump the folder
>>520217120what do you mean the meme itself does? give me a TLDW
>cucks can't handle a sexy bitches bodyLmfao basic ass scrawny manlets. It's no wonder.
>>520220115wtf. how are they on the wall like that?
>>520213828>1pbtidniggeralso I'd rather die a virgin than plap a fat hoe
>>520213828doesn't matter had sex
>>520213828It's 2025, bruh... get her on that Ozempic shit.
>>520218411>>520221354lolthe memes are funny but I stand my point
>>520213828One must imagine being a polish.
>>520218409In my college years there were tons of stories about guys drunk fucking their girlfriends doggy style and eventually puking on their backs, covering their naked girls in vomit. I doubt the veracity of the stories because... why would a girl even talk about it?That's always great as a man for revenge post break up shit.>Go to facebook>Oh and that time I was drunk fucking this bitch doggy style>I couldn't hold my body fluids and puked on her>The worse is that she enjoyed it and rolled naked while covered in my vomit.
>>520217120Knew I was gonna find Hyperborean Knowledge.
I've only dated fit girls since I got muscular. Before that, I was a skinny fat chud and only fat girls would talk to me. Now, fat girls think I'm out of their league so they ignore me. Mind you, I'm 6 foot and with a decent face. For me, it was just getting in shape. Might be different for other guys though.
>>520216398Yeah I laughed at that.
>>520218751Dude do you respect girls that are on those platforms?Do you think that is the best place to find girls worth anything?Wake up, anon!Real life is where it's at.
>>520218172lol if that isn't a wake-up call I don't know what is.
>>520213990>greedyfatI like this termI think I may use it in the future
>>520213828These memes perfectly capture the living conditions of irl plapjacks. The trash in the background, the dirty furniture, the shitty wall cloths and carpets.
>>520213828I got myself a slampig lol
>>520213828> woman who truly loved mekek godspeed anon let us know when she betrays you
>>520223184>I see no tattoos... I'm calling fake and gay
>>520213828At least you have a gf.t. 31yo virgin
>>520213990>Fat women are more promiscuous than hot women btw, attention from random male strangers is like heroin to them, they can't help it because of how insecure and greedyfat they are. Don't be surprised when it happens.This is so fucking true. Based anon telling it like it is.
>>520213828>Is this the most likely relationship outcome for the average zoomers and niggers
>>520217529LmaoYour all mentally ill I see that now It is only I who is sane
>>520213990Same is true of ugly women. They try to compete with more attractive women by being far more promiscuous. Hot women don't feel the need to overcompensate so they sleep around less(not to say they don't also have high bodycounts). You even see this behavior in normie chicks who are in secure and believe by being sluttier than Stacy she can have Chad.In the old days the uggos used to compensate via personality and helpfulness. Now its just by being giga sluts.
Used to plow this plapper. Meme reminded me of her. Wall tapestry not invisible but present
>>520213828Millennial here who went the same path giving advice to a young plapjack. My wife was what's pictured but with baby Yoda shit instead. She was a Bernie Sanders liberal fucktard.If you dick down a girl desperate for dick and actually listen to her and make her feel cared about (which she's fat so she hasn't) she'll conform to your politics with very little effort.Women don't view their life in things and tools the way we do. Men see obstacles, weapons, tools and goals. Women see teams and social structures. The view life and politics as groups to join. Make your group the ideal group (she's fat so options are limited). My wife now is a Confederate sympathizing, telling me about how much she hates the immigrants, federal government mistrusting freak like I am. Since I was her best bet.
>>520217246I think it's northern European thing. Almost never see young obese women here in Italy.
>>520217639Bro that's so much worse. The haircut is worse than any fat roll could be. That being said this is me at 18.
>>520223950That tattoo makeup combo screams she does anal.
>>520218172Lol holy fuck anon. Best I got was a bad case of cracked pelvis and in my self defense she was amazon who loved on being top and hardcore. My pelvis and penis were in danger with her though.Did it at least serve as a wakeup call?
>>520213990Something the painfully average girl you think is loyal is the biggest sluts. They thrive on attention, and usually will cheat. I’m also gay.
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>>520223950Honestly good for you, that's a prime slampig
>>520224527>Did it at least serve as a wakeup call?She tried to diet again after that but she just can't control herself around food
>>520213828That's because the average american woman looks like this.
>>520224090KekLet me rephrase to fit my experience and offer a white pill for anons. I am not kidding, I believe everything I say hereforth is truth and *almost* universally aplicable. Because I have lived it. And more than once:>30 years old boomer here who always refused to plapjack and unironically only fucked hot girls below 26 years old even if going through years of inceldom (volceldom?) some times ... I am here giving advice to all anons.>My girls were from cute to unironically near the peak of young female beauty. Most of them were retarded leftist liberal fucktards. Even when they were unironically intelligent. All women tend to be leftards even those who appear to be conservative or even make a show out of it for various reasons.>If you dick down a girl and bring enough value to her life that she starts to unironically like you and starts to see you as above the vast majority of men ... you'll know that even the hotter girls are ALWAYS unironically desperate to find a man they can be fragile around because even for them is rare to find an actual real fucking men >In that case she'll conform to your politics with very little effort. Although intelligent girls will require some intellectual domination as well as sensitivity - especially of the social kind.>Women don't view their life in things and tools the way we do. Men see obstacles, weapons, tools and goals. Women see teams and social structures. The view life and politics as groups to join. This mean that you're either in the good group or the bad group. The secret is that when you're fucking her silly and she wants more of you than more of other guys she starts to believe that YOU are the good group, and now she wants to comform and be a part of the good group.
>>520224656She was like that, too. The trick to that is #1 avoid sugar and #2 exercise. Since she is fat, I suggest swimming as your body burns a lot more calories and it won't stress the joints. If she gets fit enough and achieves a balance she can still stuff herself like a pig and be fit. Its all about calorie burn and not getting diabetes because you cannot work off the damage that sweets do. So fatty foods are far safer than sweet foods. Preferably high protein and don't skimp on the veggies. Avoid the carbs and sugars.That is what she did and somehow kept an insane body despite her vast appetite; she did have a hate/love relationship with sweets. Basically if you have an great enough fitness routine it can be mitigated but women are simply too fucking lazy to realize that all they have to do is work out and still get to pig out. Laziness is enemy #1 in this case.Basically, think lumberjacks and deep sea fisherman how much they fucking eat yet still stay in great shape?
>>520213828No, nigger I will never fuck a fat woman. Do you know why? Because I had sex already and I know it aint all that. Sex must be something nice, something you must be 10/10 on it for it to be good. You act desperate and do pic rel? You will end up traumatized and depressed. Unless fucking fat, tattoed unwashed bitches is your fetishe. Then ist a completely different story
Post more plaps
>>520224495I matched with her on tinder and fucked her in the ass once then I moved 2 states away and she drove 11 hours to stay with me for a few days to “slut her out” but by the first afternoon I got so annoyed with her niggerspeak and general personality that I had to make up a story that my uncle died to get her to leave
>>520217529man I love these threads so much. I still remember that one thread who got 500 replies or so
>>520225342That one made me laugh lmao that poor fucking dog and the guy just looking on WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE BROTHER, i'm not gonna stop just because the dogs looking, and yeah I'm gonna look back, that's just instinct.
>>520225132Thanks for the advice she is actually a really big carnivore she makes healthy meals for the family and eats big portions herself. We take mile walk or so almost everyday. The main problem is after dinner she will sit on the couch and eat things like ice cream or chocolate covered peanuts for hours.
>>520225057>The caveat is that in my experience this never lasts. And I can say that this never lasts because I personally have never been able to be alpha for long. Generally because I was deeply interesting in another girl - yeah, that's my trick to be able to get cute girls, not caring much about them because I'm into another and at the same time they start to see me as the guy who is almost with that oh so hot girl so they think I'm alpha. But other shit like being poor and not caring about social stuff can fuck me too in a long enough run.>Make YOURSELF a man they want above others by fucking them silly and unironically dominating them simply by setting the rules and say: It's this or what are we doing? I accept because you're hot and I'll just keep doing you but eventually if you don't abide by the rules we don't have much future...>They always start believing you're James Bond just because of this and they will want want want to comform to you and show that they're up for the rules you set>Also dominate them INTELLECTUALLY by being consistent, honest and not being a sissy fag. When in doubt, shut the fuck up. Honest here does not mean you tell them everything you want to. It means you do not tell them bullshit. OR things that you KNOW will make her look to you as a weaking or consider you in a bad less than ideal manly light.>This INTELLECTUAL dominance also is based on you being able to set your values and IMPOSE THEM on her; And you can only do this by explaining to her (only when she wants to hear it, generally in bed after coitus, let her start the convo though) by explaining to her what your values are and WHY they are superior to whatever values she held before she met you.>
>>520225405If you had a pic or vid of you fucking her i'd make a new plapjak with it
>>520213828>She's the only woman that truly loved me except my Motheroh buddy you think you'd be in that situation if someone loved you?
>>520225515Ice cream is the ultimate weapon of architects and the ultimate weakness of any woman that isn’t lactose intolerant
>>520213828i dumped my fat white gf and got a skinny asian one, white gf used to be skinny
>>520225588Beware that she's probably been a whore or inferior in many ways, encourage her to tell you the truth but NEVER throw that shit at her face. You collect the information and then decide what to do with her BUT YOU MUST ALWAYS BE GRACIOUS WITH HER.>The less you are rude, rutheless, a son of a bitch, angry, phased... etc... because of her... the more powerful to her eyes you will be in the rare moment you pull that shit out against / in front of her>My girls quickly abandoned their lefty retarded shit when they were with me. >In a deep and personal way>After I parted ways with her they automatically reverted to whatever their new boyfriend was like, so it truly is a comformation to a male guide in their lives>some of my girls became unironically Christian because of me, telling me about how much they hates the immigrants and shitskins in general, mistrusting lefty parties and the media freak like I am. Since I was her best bet.That is all.If you read all this, kudos to you.May God bless you and may you learn, fortify and multiply.
>>520225515Yeah the sweets are a real issue. Even if you fix the laziness and get the fitness routine down that one never goes away. She at least understands enough to focus on protein which is a good sign and is willing to do exercise. Which proves she isn't a lazy fuck. Start with swimming. Once she gets enough weight off her, she can do other exercises without stressing her joints too much. Swimming though, is hands down the best at burning calories. However other exercises can be very helpful(like developing a killer ass or abs not to mention any issues with period cramps or breast soreness).
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>>520225588Whats the point tho, its sounds stressfull as fuck, keeping some persona and be on guard all the time? I would rather plapjack girls I can be relaxed with or just escortmax.
>>520217103yep.
>>520225823We have actually talked about swimming before but she is too selfconscious to go to a public pool and whenever I talk about getting one put in the backyard she is always against it because of the cost
>>520226070kek bitch does NOT want to swim
>>520221298asian style toilet, it's basically a urinal shaped hole in the floor
>>520226070Some gyms have pools. It's standard fitness thing for fatties who pay for guidance on how to quickly/efficiently lose the weight. The fitness/weight loss coaches always throw their fatasses into the pool as priority #1. Find a gym that has a pool and get a membership there.Or just use kids as an excuse to get a pool in the backyard instead.
behead all starbucks
>>520225823If she's young it's okay to eat candy.A few good shags and a night out dancing plus a run or whatever will eat the extra away.The problem is if she's old and does little.Plus cleaning and cooking is unironically a great way for girls to be in shape.Whatever the age. My grandma always did that and has always been fit throughout her + 80 years old live. Although she developed other conditions too.
>>520213828Yes. All of the cute Zoomettes are getting dicked down by 30+ year old Millennial Chads who actually have jobs and houses and testosterone and can talk to girls without having a panic attack and seem like rich, hypermasculine Chads compared to most Gen Z "men."
>>520217487Working on it - Taking her on 15km mountain hiking trips each weekend and motivating her to eat healthy there is progress>>520217848Shes a nice girl, i treat it at as buying an old car, have to fix up the paint a bit but the important parts are bombproof>>520218396Social media slop>>520218563Being overweight is not a dealbreaker for me. Im her 4th sexual partner, we go to church together and enjoy eachother's presence.>>520220645I've had sex with hot women, problem is the hotter they get the exponentially crazier they become and it's not worth it - I value peace and mutual understanding more>picrel gf
>>520226306>Or just use kids as an excuse to get a pool in the backyard insteadThat is my plan once they get a little bit older and using them as "backup"
>>520226033yeah this is how I feel, I'd rather be alone at home than not being able to be myself at home and on constant state of alertfuck that
>>520213828She's a whale but she's MY whale
>>5202264173/10 bodyWouldn't do but wouldn't shame whoever does it. There's significantly worse around.If the face is pretty many men would like to do her.
>>520217777Just
>>520220115what in the psychics is going on here?
>>520226586Damn, beat me to it with that pic.
>>520213828Kek I got permabanned back when I was making "literally me" with a plabjak threads daily a year ago I'm too pure for this pozzed world
>>520226360Its about the volume of food/sweet intake and the degree of exercise. Housework USED to be far more physically intensive but that isn't a thing anymore thanks to modern conveniences. I've seen women who ate like pigs and were still fit because they worked their asses off. So they ate whatever the fuck they wanted so long as they watched out for sugars/carb. But most women are too fucky lazy and still want to pig out. Doesn't work that way.>>520226485Try the gym excuse first and then use the kids as an 'alternative' excuse if she says no to the gym. That way, it seems like the 'compromise' option.
>>520213828I was unfortunately in this situation once until she claimed she was allergic to condoms and didn't want to use them anymore. I said I wouldn't do it and she stopped wanting to see me. I think I dodged a bullet
>>520226775>yeah anon I'm allergic to condoms thats why I have all those red sores down there... >just fuck me raw and they will go away
>>520226755Delightfully devilish
>>520226033I respect that.But I personally believe that the additional effort required to "keep some persona and be on guard all the time" and maintain a cutie is not much more than the one required to maintain a slampig or a plapjack machine.And you're looking at it wrong. You behave in a certain way around childre, around your buddies, around your parents, around your girl.We adapt our behaviour to fit our situation.AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: You're looking at it wrong. Because what you want to do is not to "keep some persona" and "be on guard", no. You want to be the best you can. It requires almost no real effort 95% of the time. Eventually you ascend and you become the best you can. Well, almost always at least.
>>520224090Nice that's true. By the second week of meeting she agreed with me that hitler was right and she stopped smoking weed.>>520226775Definitely dodged a bullet
>>520226586I lived that .....so happy that the disgusting waste of flesh is gone. You haven't really begun to hate fatties until you have lived with one. Almost like living with a drunk how useless they are.Least feedees know they are worthless fat pigs. I fucking hate fat women who think their opinion has any bearing
>>520217120Your channel sucks and I disliked your vid. How the fuck is plapjack some sort of occult magic? It's just making fun of the reality of dating if you're not chad. You're just as much as an influence to people who believed the blood over intent cult shit. Yes I'm mad.
>>520217498Been there. She wanted to show me off to her friends. I hid.
>>520226876Despite being an autist I am disturbingly fluent in womanese. I can eventually figure out a good chunk of what even high tier women are actually up to. Mid and lower tier are no challenge to me whatsoever, but the top tier bitches still regularly pull shit over on me.
>>520226876is this (you)
>>520213828same anon, been with her for 12 years now, 2 kids and things are ok. No fighting, zero expectations, listens to my political theories. Honestly, the more attractive the chick, the more brainwashed and feminist they are. There's a reason the meme hits hard
>>520225664>>520224646>the plappestryShe was honestly top tier as far as plappers go maybe I should hit her up again
>>520218375>>520218525lol where do you find these 500lb+ women irl?
>>520213828>she truly loves meOh, Anon.. my sweet summer zoomie. I hope reality crushes your soul as softly as possible, my boy.
>>520217833Holy fuck who makes these. These are funnier than any comedian or video
>>520225811>Beware that she's probably been a whoreSaid the disloyal pussycarousel riding whore.
>>520213990>greedyfatGood Sir, may I use this?
>>520226775i think SHE dodged a bullet. what kind of faggot "male" insists on using condoms and fucks women he doesn't want to impregnate.
>>520226898>Polish>Agreed Hitler was rightYeah, I doubt that.
>>520227223The midwest
>>520223950>>520225405The difference two pics can make someone fuckable to an abomination. Wow she's gross.
>>520226880Being around people is pretty tiresome for me. So a girl I spend a lot of time with must require minimal adaptation of my behavior.Also what is the best I can be? For me the best I can be is to be comfy.
>>520227257I haven't fucked that many women. But even if I had that would be great, not an insult.Anon, she's probably been a whore meaniing that every girl goes through a phase, even if the phase is somewhat inconsequential. The point is it is likely that you are now with her only after her phase. Most girls who have too many boyfriends are simply unironically thirsty for a meaningful relationship and have no idea how to attract good men and men who would be particularly into them. To a tragically degree.Whores are not born. They are always made. It's always tragic, but some instances are much more tragic than others. Many tattooed slampigs were once chaste cute little girls who just wanted the best.
>>520227424>grossYou’re in a plapjack/braphog/slampig thread my friend
>>520227135>the more attractive the chick, the more brainwashed and feminist they are.despite societal notion that Chads and Stacees are cruel imbeciles, i have found the complete opposite to be true. If you're not standoffish and don't sound like you're just jealously hating them, they'll be chill , most i've met were cool people.dork seethe really oversold how bad they are,
>>520227549I have come to the same conclusion anon, and I've been doing it for a 12 years. I have my loyal plapper and I'm grateful for it, no regrets.
>>520227223They don’t get that fat on their own
>>520227414The eradication of jews and gypsies helped poland become pure I'm blue eyed half german and she is the same cope more
>>520227708I've been with probably around 10 decently thin and pretty women. It only ever lead to heartbreak.
>>520218409I had it the other way around and early on she had some type of obsession from porn brain to try and deep throat my 7 and 3/4 inches cock despite clearly having NO ability to do that and reflexively puked all over my cock and balls. She was mortified but didn't yet know I was a massive perv so it didn't bother me at all.
here here boysfor a good catch!
>>520213828put her on less than 1000 calories of goyslop per day and she’ll shed the weight
>>520227549I understand and I respect that.Beware though: With age that feeling intensifies.I'm at a point now that I don't actively want to stand girls around me. And yet I know I must chase girls and yet I don't feel particularly attracted to that idea and yet..It gets worse with age. And the girls you're around (most often) get much much worse with age too. My point is likely the sooner you invest in that effort the less effort you'll have to invest in the future (and for an ever diminishing return, both as the girls get old and as your interest / pleasure on/for them dissipates).You're always more comfy with a cute good girl.Especially when that cute good girl can leave you alone most of the time you want to be alone.But hey! You do you! Do the best for YOU.
>>520227673And? It's disgusting kek. It's fascinating how guys are willing to throw away any pride to get laid with a whale>I got my dick wet though
>>520227772I know good things have come to Poland on account of the horrible XX century they've got.
>>520227797damn meant for this guy:>>520223216
>>520213828married a size 0 belarussian "goddess" slav plap a size 18 blonde landwhale with monster tits on the regama
Big bro… no…
>>520227186This is not even fat by American standards.
>>520228014yeah, why would you betray your family, memeflag?
>>520228072DEVASTATING
>>520227974KekAs I get older the best thing in a blow job has become giving them orders while they do it.
>>520228117wife thinks she's gods gift to man makes me work for it brap hog doesn'tsimples
>>520227778anon, they are still women if you're not experiencing that with a plappet it's because you're her end goal and you've decided to capitulate.That's fine and good for you, some might even call that maturing... as long as you realize what is happening!
>>520227708Depends entirely on the tier of Chad and Stacy. I've met based as fuck Chads and Stacies as well as god awful Chads and Stacies. What they all share in common though is their distorted perception of the world thanks to be Chad and Stacy so they cannot properly empathize or sympathize with others who aren't like them. It's why they give such shit tier advice (Just be yourself bro). I get along with them pretty well depending entirely on what tier they are.>>520228161For me, a lot of blowjobs on average is better than the sex itself due to laziness. A blowjob requires putting some effort whereas being a dead starfish does not. One of many reasons why I grew so fond of foreplay.
>>520225990this one is ME
>>520227864I know, Im in my mid 30s. I dont care too much even if I end alone as Im content with it and I can still pay to fuck whores (allready did few times in the past). Thanks anon, you too.
>>520228014>>520228178here I thought the size 0 and size 18 were the same woman
>>520227186Go balls deep anon and don't pull out, embrace it
God I love plapjack threads. I am so thankful I met mine at a swim club.
>>520213990I wish you fucks would address why this is so:before electronic communication, women on average received less than 1% of the attention level they do in the 21st century. even as the 20th century expanded, women had virtually zero interest in the internet before the iphone shoved them onto it with limitless battery time. the sidekick was an indicator of what would become of 21st century women and everyone ignored it. The "human" female psyche was never prepared for or warned of what would happen to them an 2005. No man in existence could have foreseen what we are dealing with now and to posit so is a fool's game because unless you also invested in cat food, birth control and hot chips, I don't believe you. Fat bitches became promiscuous because you wigger shitheads swore the need to compete with niggers over how many "bitches yall fucked"
>>520224334What part of Italy are you in?
Any women hating/incel pol anons interested in these worthless thick retarded brown sluts?Bernut987 on disc or kurrnex on kik
>>520227248>Holy fuck who makes these.The frame and quote is my OC. Not sure who did the Sysyphus art, I found it here.The full quote of Camus is: “I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” Which is actually pretty deep but also pretty well encapsulates fucking fat chicks.
Stop worrying and enjoy that delicious fat pussy.
>>520228243>s. What they all share in common though is their distorted perception of the world thanks to be Chad and Stacy so they cannot properly empathize or sympathize with others who aren't like themi guess that's a fair assessment, maybe that comes from never not being the "main character " in their life, whereas even normies will experience getting pushed aside so they can relate
>>520228533Would, would, would, and would.
Fatties are gross. I would rather die a virgin than fuck a fatty.
>>520228995>I would rather die a virginYou'll probably get your wish, Ranjeet.
>>520223950>>520225405moar
>>520228941we live in a world where the fat women is a prized possessioni went 30 years in usa and got 3 matches with fat girls and they all ended up ghosting me in the endwomen are so fat and lazy and unmotivated that they dont have have sex with anyone they are totally self serving monsterswomen cant have rights this is how they do it every baby in existence happened out of sheer force and now women arent forced to have babies anymore thats why parents always argue about money its like the money is where the rubber meets the road they only had the baby on contingency she was receiving monetary benefits
>>520228205well yeah, that's the point. I only wanted an 'end goal' and only wanted to be with someone who wanted the same thing. Found it in a plappy.
>>520228949Best interactions I've had with them came from those who weren't always a Chad or Stacy. Like an ugly duckling girl who was a late bloomer and became a Stacy when she matured or a Chad who was a loser/normie but got his shit together allowing that Chad potential to finally emerge. Only Stacies I met with proper personality were never born a Stacy. It came later in life. Most interesting Chads always reached that point later so they unlike their counterparts noticed things that they would otherwise ignore or overlook.
>>520226862This is art.
>>520229354theres no such thing as a chadwhats the one thing in common that jack doherty and dan bilzerian and andrew tate all have big players with women?oh ya they all are literal multi millionaireschad is code word for the guy with the most money in town
>>520213828>hagmaxxer>plapjak>mommyfag>retardedThe zoomer of zoomers.
>>520229288All Sisyphus' silent joy is contained therein. His fate belongs to him. His rock is a thingLikewise, the absurd man, when he contemplates his torment, silences all the idols. In the universesuddenly restored to its silence, the myriad wondering little voices of the earth rise up. Unconscious,secret calls, invitations from all the faces, they are the necessary reverse and price of victory. There is nosun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night. The absurd man says yes and his efforts willhenceforth be unceasing. If there is a personal fate, there is no higher destiny, or at least there is, but onewhich he concludes is inevitable and despicable. For the rest, he knows himself to be the master of hisdays. At that subtle moment when man glances backward over his life, Sisyphus returning toward hisrock, in that slight pivoting he contemplates that series of unrelated actions which become his fate,created by him, combined under his memory's eye and soon sealed by his death. Thus, convinced of thewholly human origin of all that is human, a blind man eager to see who knows that the night has no end,he is still on the go. The rock is still rolling.
>>520213828>1pbtid >200+ repliesI hate you niggers so much
>>520227186THERE'S THE RUG ON THE WALL LMAO
>>520229635It's a good thread. Plapjak says a lot about society and culture and politics
>>520229657Kek
>>520225342the shame of the dog plapjack is the best one
>>520224863fuck, source?
>>520220763She’ was cuteShe likely picked the dough boy because she knew he’d become president one day.Bet he still gets mad at white girls dating out
Das asteroid mining...
>>520213990Honestly this... I wish it weren't so but I've had this experience
>>520217390Is it true that fat women have such a hard time wiping that they literally have skid marks on their cellulite?
>>520228243No, I don't like blow jobs that much. The first ones were always the best, in my experience. The actual sex... not so much.
>>520232251It's not actually skid marks, when they are so fat that their cheeks rub together all day, the parts of the skin that rub turn dark. It looks like poop though lol
>>520218411>*Plap*Kek
>>520213828>She's the only woman that truly loved me except my MotherOh my sweet summerchild
As a millennial, I can see why zoomer guys hate their own women.You meet a cute quirky zoomer girl. Almost always, she’s some variant of alternative or has a “aesthetic.” Maybe she’s even a bit if a tomboy. Maybe she’ll be fun, smiling, knows how to vibe with you. She invites you to a chill session, right? Maybe some of her friends join in. But, the reality is, her bedroom is an atrocious mess like a trap house in the Bronx with half-consumed bags of Takis and cans of Monster, even half-consumed cups of boba tea, and she smells like cheap vanilla spray, black cherry lipstick, whatever vape she sucked off better than your dick (if you even get that far), and someone is drowning out the silence to absolute dogshit hyperpop from TikTok through tinny speakers and someone’s phone. Oh, don’t mind the other dude she hangs with. “He’s like a big brother” and she wants you to take her word for it. In reality, that’s the group drug dealer, some scumbag who paints his nails and wears a chain. The guy with the eboy curtain bangs in the group? Her ex. That other talkative bitch? The one who says “lemme hit your vape” every five minutes. Everyone in her friend circle has already fucked her. Someone there is already polyamrous. The group is nothing but gaslighting, manipulation, backstabbing, drama, and coercing with drugs. Everyone’s got an addiction to ketamine, Xanax, Molly, or maybe even coke. That’s not to mention the pharmacy in the medicine cabinet. Meanwhile, that bullshitting brick yourself son dream catcher hanging in the corner of the room near an anime poster, probably Bleach or Naruto, is staring your ass down, mocking you, calling you a third wheel. So why are you even at this chill session, you wonder to yourself. The rest of the gang thinks you’re public enemy number one, even if you did nothing wrong, and you’re basically just a third wheel. May as well bail out and save yourself the bullshit.
>>520213990This. Why do you think everyone tries to fuck one after last call during closing time?
>>520221149no. a mandala you made yourself and that captures the true art of it is super powerful. monks know their shit. but one that was printed u used is not gonna do much 99% of the time. it's the significance of entanglement towards you that changes its karma
>>520232401For me, it was blowjobs and tittyjobs were my faves. I have my own hands over handjobs and never really liked the kinkier stuff. For sex...even 'average' sex is just bad and not worth it. Good sex is barely worth the effort. Great sex(lol fat chance) is more than worth it. Anal is the absolute worst. 0 means to improve and comes with so much hassle not to mention gross.Nowadays bitches are both super lazy in bed AND use oversized toys to blow their pussies out. That isn't even getting into ever worsening STDs and pregnancy. I would rather get dressed go home and jerk off than deal with dead starfish sex and things just got worse from there.
>>520228533This anon is running a crime ring and lives in Russia.
>>520232408I don't know if that's better or worse...
>>520224863thats a nice elephant.
>>520233212STDs are now my biggest concerns. I thank god every day I never got herpes.
>>520215741Ichi is sich a dick tease to this guy
>>520217451Shower sex sukks. Not enough room and i get cold if im not under the water flow
>>520229756it tells me that men have lost all their dignity. you turds fuck these hambeasts for what? i dont get it?! do you get payed 10 million dollars for this or somsing? nooo LOL! PAY FOR THE LANDWHALE HAAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!then you get cuvked and she wants to fuck tyrone, yes?WOW! this is a fuvking nightmare, why would anyone deliberately do this holy shit. holy fucking shit.
>>520229950lmfao
>>520217673>no CPAP
>>520226070Ah fuck it just buy her the jabI'm a fat fuck but even I know that ice cream is a meme and never buy any. Plus eating in front of the TV is giving up on life
>>520227708It’s about subculture or style. Your basic Starbucks blonde may have high standards but she won’t bullshit you and waste your time. The alt goth/punk geeky girl is more than likely to be the most toxic person you’ve ever met.
>>520225342this is the best one
>>520235511STDs that used to be harmless are becoming deadly. Not to mention drug resistant. Shit is no joke and I count my blessings that I was paranoid enough to squeak by without catching anything. Nowadays though...well condoms aren't so good at protecting against STDs as they want you to believe and bitches lie. So unless you get a full panel(which you specifically must request because they like to leave off more 'mild' and 'common' STDs entire) you just don't know and is it worth taking the risk just to get your dick wet? You know the STD that is giving people throat cancer in mass used to be considered completely harmless and benign right? Now its deadliness is rabidly increasing.
>>520225342even the dog knows there's something uncanny about this type of doggystyle
>>520213828A retarded fat ugly bitch has been trying to fuck me since college (obsessed with me for like 8 years). So one day I decide to let her suck my cock. She also bought me a playstation, clothes, and other stuff. Even gave me money sometimesBitch thought we would date/be friends with benefits but that was not going to happen. I ended up getting a pretty and thin girlfriend this year and she ended up getting depressed and taking a shitloads of pills and going to the hospital Did I do right?
>>520236997>So one day I decide to let her suck my cockforgot to mention bitch became even crazier after this. I thought it would actually calm her
>>520213828Everyone on Earth has that exact same mandala wall cloth. Everyone.It was and is a cool wall cloth. Tapestry. Etc. I have 3 different ones in fact, one of which is exactly that type though. Black with yellow mandala. Christmas lights, or just colorful lighting= cheap and easy way to make a shitty apartment look a little less shitty.Don't let the Internet make you do things or hate people for no good reason, Anon.Gooks n chinks outnumber us 10 to 1 and are online ask day trying to make you miserable with exactly these types of memes. Fat women and beta makers should be allowed to be happy. Why not? What monster would deny them even a fuck, in a wall hanging, Christmas light festooned room? Chinks! Conformist, Borg-like, soulless, chinky chinky ching chong a long ling long a bong bong subhuman mother fukkin monsters, that's who!https://youtu.be/f2PIO9dhTl0
>>520213828god zoomers are the most hateable of the whites
>>520213828It's 100% an acquired taste.Trust me. You just have to plow through the first times.You eventually get to enjoy the soft pillowy body of her.
>>520216398sauce?????
>>520213828I had a thing going with one who was ten years older than me. She had a huge butt though and pretty face. She randomly ghosted me though.
>>520218563Why? How are fatties different in bed?
>>520213828>She's the only woman that truly loved me except my Motherwomen are incapable of love, you should know that by nowread Schopenhauer if you don't
>>520226417You can tell by her arms and legs that this girl was never meant to be naturally fat. Tell her to find out if she has an underlining medical condition causing her ho gain weight. Like a hormones problem. Did she gain a bunch of weight in a short period of time?
>>520227000How is it to live with fat lards? How is different from living with normal size people?
>>520213990As a pretty woman, I can also attest to the fact that average/below average women get 1000x the attention attractive women do lmao
>>520228014How many sexually transmitted diseases did you infect your wife and children's mother with, so far?
>>520213990And given the plapademic amongst the youth, the coupling could be disastrous.
>>520213828Lmao remember how mad jannies and kikes were that this meme was getting popular
>>520242657Would
This was my first plapper girlfriend. Was a necessary experience. I don't regret the hundred times doing anal
>>520213828stop complaining and get to clapping those cheeks.
>>520233212Starfish sex is a meme. It isn't real.There is no scenario in which a women will just put her arms out and put her legs out and not move, during sex.Everyone who talks about " starfish sex ", is a virgin who is just repeating that meme to make it seem like they are not virgin.If they ever had sex irl with woman, they would know starfish is not a real thing.
>>520213828OutCOOMED niggaY'all TACTICAL DEFEAT ongFrfrNiggas sussy minion farty booty wit zesty implications
>>520242946My ex would accuse me of "just laying there" even though I exerted myself to the point of exhaustion and sweating every time and tried new things. Idk what he expected me to do
>>520242882Fucking barf
>>520243108The " starfish " meme is meant to demoralize both the man and the woman.Its meant to make the man wonder if she isn't really into him, and if he is not sexually adequate for her, and for the woman to get anxiety about not knowing how ho please the man at sex.It is used to drive yet another wedge in between the natural union of man and woman.Everyone who has sex, knows that starfish is a meme.
>>520242282Everyone thinks they stand a chance with average, below average, or bit above average women. So yeah that happens all the time. It makes hotties easier, hilariously enough.>>520242946I know you're bullshitting. Also known as dead fish and lazy fucks in bed. There is even porn including amateur, that features it all the fucking time, trying to normalize it. The only time it's not true is if she is one of those freaks of nature who utilizes pompoir or kegels. That is legit impossible to tell but the guy is sure as hell going to be feeling it.>>520243108That usually means he wants you on top. If he STILL insists that your not putting effort in then that is legit bullshit. He still isn't using the term correctly though.
>>520218411Lmao fattie fuckers are mad
>>520243498>It makes hotties easier, hilariously enough.People really underestimate how little attention we get irl. Liking our pictures and admiring us online means nothing compared to actually being pursued for a relationship. >That usually means he wants you on top. That's probably what it was. He'd get upset at me even when I was on top because I couldn't do it like pornstars and I could only do it until my legs started cramping or I got too tired. Smh. It wasn't until after we split that I realized what a damn princess he was
>>520243498>There is even porn including amateur, that features it Y-you think porn is real life? Holy moly you are naive.Porn is probably where the starfish meme came from, in the first place. Pornography is also used to dehumanize and especially to demoralize.
>>520243916No, I experienced it for myself and so have plenty of other guys. A lot of women are simply lazy fucks in bed. Not to mention blown out pussies from oversized sex toys. I really feel bad for younger men these days. Back in my day, the only time you encountered a blown out pussy was from a woman who recently gave birth.>>520243844Eh I either befriended or tried to date your kind. When I was horny I just go for a older woman to drain my balls for me or one of my female friends would, without fail hook me up. Like damn make a few female friends suddenly there is no longer a need to try getting laid or look for date anymore. Just gotta remember to help filter and introduce them to men, of course.Lazy fucks also exist among guys. Not to mention porn addicts sounds like he was a delusional porn addict. Girls being on top is meant to show the man with a hands on tutorial, the best ways to get her off. All the guy has to do after that is figure out how to replicate the effects in different positions. Plus, some women just really enjoy being on top or riding dick. Especially the ones who have a harder time getting off.
>>520243389Honestly, I know this won't be popular to admit here, but in my encounters since then, I've learned that I'm not bad in bed at all. My ex was just a princess of a man who expected to be doted on all the time
>>520218172Did your wife's stomach start growling when you mentioned ribs
>>520213828Huh, that must suck. Imagine the smell.Something between bed sores and unwashed belly button funk.
>>520244223For basic sexual maintenance, do kegels. That will keep you tight for life, no matter how many births. If you really wanna rock learn pompoir. Nobody can withstand the pussy magic bullshit that is pompoir. Just stay away from the vibrators and oversized sex toys also smut. Porn addiction is a thing in women too. Those will mess you up big time.
>>520242882Triangle butts are so ugly
>>520244335I do!! I've done them since I was a teenager lol. It makes me sad that so many women think it's normal to pee themselves when laughing and stuff, like that's literally a clear sign your pelvic muscles are weak. Women don't have to live like that :(Never heard of pompoir though, I'll look it up
>>520244172You didn't.You watched " starfish porn ", you saw starfish memes, you heard starfish meme jokes, and you wanted to be a part of it.And so you are.
>>520243108Most men don't realize how incredibly weak females are. Not just muscles, but like joints and leverage, flexibility, etc. Women are just kind of incapable of moving with grace, control, restraint, or power. Like for guys it's effortless to move and you don't even think about the coordination or strength required for what are actually very coordinated or high strength movements. Like squatting, pulling, pushing, twisting, concentric, eccentric, etceterite. So it feels personal when she can't do something that seems effortless and beyond easy. But it only takes one girl to ruin a man. In missionary she's bucking against him or leg locking. On top she goes up and down instead of that dumb back and forth thing that at best doesn't feel good at all and at worst hurts a little. She pushes back in doggy or spooning. It's just statistics, chances are most men have someone who set the standard. Honestly though all that stuff is quite minor. As long as sex always starts with a blowjob that is interpreted as effort even if the rest is dead fish sex. So many men I knew stayed with absolute garbage women, didn't cook or clean, drank until passing out and pissed the bed, spent money like crazy. But she took it up the ass sometimes so she's a magic perfect unicorn and they're so lucky to have her.
>>520213926rare memeflag FPBP. Could be alot worse though
>>520244223Was he a sand nigger or a black nigger?
>>520244565This anon is from Poland and is using a VPN.
>>520244601>This anon is from Poland and is using a VPN.
>>520244541I literally did all of that. I don't mean to give tmi, but I gave regular bjs, thrusted back, grinded, did kegels, kissed/bit his neck and shoulders, ran my fingers through his hair, put my hands on his hips to "assist" him, tried to give him verbal encouragement, etc. Like absolutely anything I could think of, I tried it. He still said I just "laid there" and he'd make fun of me for breaking a sweat. Looking back, I wouldn't be surprised if he expected to me to exercise for the sole purpose of riding him like a pornstar desu. He left me for an older, uglier woman because she had a house and more money. Before that, I was his first serious girlfriend. Sometimes I wonder if he's realized he didn't have it as bad as the convinced himself he did. I'd never take him back though
>>520244593White American of German/Hungarian descent.I'm only really attracted to white guys
>>520244947Oh. Whew, that is a relief. The way you described him make him sound like maybe sand nigger.
>>520245047Lmao he was just an entitled bitchy princess man.I think there are beautiful people, man and woman, in most races. But I only want to date people like me
>>520213828Well with nearly all women are fat now it's inevitable.
>>520244843I was that boyfriend to my last ex. I can tell you that you are not the problem but we are. We have unresolved mommy issues and while on paper we want a girl like you, we cannot handle it, deep down we know we don't deserve you and act disparagingly to mask our own demons. I didn't leave her for someone else, but I always think I can do better, while I know it isn't true. I am lusting more for average and whorish girls because I know I don't deserve any better.
>>520245523That's sad anon, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better about yourself one day.And I just wish he didn't have to break my heart in the process, he could've just left me alone. Sigh
>>520244471Yeah it also helps with childbirth too. Certain pompoir techniques too along with fertility. Extremely adaptable in what it can help with. but that sorta thing I know very little about on account of having a dick. Basic pompoir techniques you can learn on your own. The more advanced techniques requires finding a man to serve as a practice partner(guinea pig) whom hopefully you won't accidentally break his dick or hurt him. Surprisingly tricky that. Oh man if I had any idea what I was getting into I would have refused that shit but if you have a lover it should be fine. Just uh...be very cautious. Some of those advanced techniques seem like they are fine or easy to learn or use but...um...they really REALLY aren't. You won't be the one noticing the side effects or consequences of many mistakes. Plus the need to actually practice it on a penis means later you get stuck needing one to advance beyond the basics.>>520244541Gymnasts are the only ones who make it look easy. I personally rate it on foreplay, topping ability, sensitivity, pussy control, effort, and pattern recognition. Yeah it really does only take one woman to ruin it...I learned that the hard way. Fucking pompoir man. Impossible to come back from that.>>520244947From other women I noticed particularly the redpilled variety go for a younger man(aka isn't set in his ways yet) and is interested in research/truth. Apparently they are the easiest to work with and invest in. Those women generally do very well for themselves too.
>>520244565Damn white bois look like THAT?
I fucking love fat bitches, whole body is like a titty they always cook good food pussy is always ludicrously tight due to the thighs pressing them together And between skinny and fat women their pussy always smells better I thank God every day for making me a plapjack, I'm living my best life every day thank you Lord amen
>>520245858Post bussy zutt slut
>>520239777Amazon Amanda ... but definitely this.https://xhamster.com/videos/doggystyle-with-her-horny-fat-bbw-ex-gf-2319722
>>520227893Fair enough, but it's like going to visit a cattle farm and then complaining about the smell of cow shit.
